You get what you put in and people get what they deserve-Kid Rock

Show me the hottest woman on earth and I'll show you a guy that's tired of putting up with her chit.

My expectation is greater than my skill set.

Car Wreck................... Guy ran out of talent
Exotic Car Wreck.........More money than talent
Old guy/Young Girl......."Is is father's day?"
Getting more azz than a toilet seat!
Last time he got a piece of azz his finger ripped through the toilet paper!

Boaters proverb; If you can't make it fit... put some fur around it... :)

Words to live by for me..."If it ain't broke don't fix it" but I usually don't listen to my own words... Then it always turns into this "BOAT" brake out another thousand, or in my case ten thousand...

treat everything in life like a dog would If you can't eat it or fl_lck it piss on it and walk away

Stupid, should hurt

Goes with........If you feel yourself doing something stupid....STOP!

I just got off. What are you complaining about.

If stupidity would be painful... you die in agony. (not "U" Gonzo,,, lol just in general,, but sure know a bunch I already told that)