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zz28zz 03-26-2014 08:52 PM

If it's got tits or an engine, it's gonna give you trouble.

the deep 03-26-2014 08:54 PM

A little less with the mouth and a little more with the hands .

12meter joe 03-26-2014 09:00 PM

This thread is too hard

J-Bonz 03-26-2014 09:03 PM

It is what it is.......

44MTI 03-26-2014 09:04 PM

If it flys, floats or f_cks, it's cheaper to rent it.

I'm no proctologist, but I know an ******* when I see one.

Pilotpete 03-26-2014 09:07 PM

He was so confused, he didn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt!

TooLateVTEC 03-26-2014 09:09 PM

Hold my Jim Beam and watch this

looseconnection 03-26-2014 09:10 PM

Hold my hammer while I nail your girl friend

endeavor1 03-26-2014 09:10 PM

Fo shizzle my nizzle :lolhit:

Im RIck James b!tch!! :thankyouthankyou:

phragle 03-26-2014 09:11 PM

Details..........

And fancy names help.. like if you ask for the hammer, refer to it as "the inertial amplification device"


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