If you wanna dance you gotta pay the fiddler.

Pertains to spending big bucks on an engine build.

Suck Marybeth, blow is just a figure of speech.

One I use most that my dad always taught me...."pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered "
another one an old timer at work told me...."don't ever take wooden nickels from anyone"
same old timer would tell me this one when I would come to work directly from a night out...."you look like you got shot at and missed and sh*t at and hit"

Happy as a queer in a pecker patch

That snuck up on me like a wet fart

Smilin like a Ni**a on 22s

Lets go break $hit (usually before snowmobiling)

I think its already posted but I'll repeat it anyway "It is what it is."

And one I can't take credit for but is funny as hell' "If it's not exactly the same, it's completely different."

Dave

WTF? (Its actually my Front License Plate )

If your not first you're last...Ricky Bobby

2nd place is the first loser

Stick with me kid, I'll have you farting through silk panties in no time.

F**k it.