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BY U BOY 05-21-2007 10:19 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2134824)
I have an uncle that owns a jewelry store.

does he have a web site? Not looking for anything to expensive. Kinda strapped right now,putting in an offer on a house in the heights tomorrow.

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 10:36 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2134844)
does he have a web site? Not looking for anything to expensive. Kinda strapped right now,putting in an offer on a house in the heights tomorrow.

No. Store is in Huntsville. I'll PM you info.

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 10:41 AM

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jeff1000man 05-21-2007 10:41 AM

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jeff1000man 05-21-2007 10:46 AM

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jeff1000man 05-21-2007 10:58 AM

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They have guys to tie your shoes also

spk1 05-21-2007 10:59 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2134798)
Its not often i want to kill some one at the launch but yesterday was one of those days. First thing that got me was the 15 jet skis making waves. Then it was a free for all trying to get your boat in or out. Some guy told me to wait my turn after i waited for 20 freakin mins for a spot to open up and he just pulls up like he owns the phuckin place. needless to say he waited for me to pull my boat out and i made it a point to take my time.:drink:

I need to remember to bring the water ballon launcher next time. Or maybe i could just throw rocks at the azzholes that dont have enough common sense to idle thru a no wake zone where people are launching boats.:mad: :mad:

Which launch did you use?

spk1 05-21-2007 11:00 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2134804)
Anyone have a good source for diamonds?

I hear there are lots in africa, :evilb:

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 11:00 AM

George, Hurry and call this guy and reserve one.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/TRS-M...18123158QQrdZ1

spk1 05-21-2007 11:02 AM

Joe you forgot the VHF. :eek:

spk1 05-21-2007 11:04 AM

Last night was classic,, I learned some new pick up tools,, such as pointing towards a girls crotch in a four finger type point and making a pfbhltt! sound. :evilb:

wstultz 05-21-2007 11:08 AM

Tom......the ducks called me last night. They say, you're an A$$hole.

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 11:11 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2134892)
Last night was classic,, I learned some new pick up tools,, such as pointing towards a girls crotch in a four finger type point and making a pfbhltt! sound. :evilb:

Where did you learn that?:rolleyes:

wstultz 05-21-2007 11:19 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2134904)
Where did you learn that?:rolleyes:

More than likely you Mush Mouth.

spk1 05-21-2007 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2134900)
Tom......the ducks called me last night. They say, you're an A$$hole.

LMAO :evilb:

spk1 05-21-2007 11:23 AM

That shyt was funny,, especially if you saw the two ducks that walked up to the boat just as we put it on the trailer,, I believe they called him an Ahole in person, :chick:

tomtbone1993 05-21-2007 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2134798)
Its not often i want to kill some one at the launch but yesterday was one of those days. First thing that got me was the 15 jet skis making waves. Then it was a free for all trying to get your boat in or out. Some guy told me to wait my turn after i waited for 20 freakin mins for a spot to open up and he just pulls up like he owns the phuckin place. needless to say he waited for me to pull my boat out and i made it a point to take my time.:drink:

I need to remember to bring the water ballon launcher next time. Or maybe i could just throw rocks at the azzholes that dont have enough common sense to idle thru a no wake zone where people are launching boats.:mad: :mad:



In the future just roll with us we will keep the jetski guys from picking on you. You are part of the family.

spk1 05-21-2007 11:39 AM

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BY U BOY 05-21-2007 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2134882)
Which launch did you use?

Egret bay
I have never seen it like that. If that is a sign of what is to come this summer i will use the launch under the bridge.

spk1 05-21-2007 12:07 PM

I used both the one under the bridge, and the one on nasa1 by the hilton, I really liked the nasa1, seemed like if you knew what you were doing, the rest of the yahoos would move aside,, or there was enough room in the middle to slip in and get out of the way with out incident. Of course if you hang out for a while and watch some of those other guys putting in and out, it can be quite entertaining there. :drink:

BY U BOY 05-21-2007 12:25 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2134914)
In the future just roll with us we will keep the jetski guys from picking on you. You are part of the family.

we would like to spend more time in conroe but having to pull there and then back to clear lake to put it away is a bit much and cuts into time on the water. but we will see yall some this summer.:drink:

BY U BOY 05-21-2007 12:31 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2134996)
I used both the one under the bridge, and the one on nasa1 by the hilton, I really liked the nasa1, seemed like if you knew what you were doing, the rest of the yahoos would move aside,, or there was enough room in the middle to slip in and get out of the way with out incident. Of course if you hang out for a while and watch some of those other guys putting in and out, it can be quite entertaining there. :drink:

I wish i had a video cam yesterday,they had a guy with chevy lumina pulling a 23' off brand CC deep V. :eek:

spk1 05-21-2007 12:34 PM

yup, that sounds like clearlake, except, its usually a chevy lumina pulling a sailboat that has a sail up on it still. :rolleyes:

spk1 05-21-2007 12:35 PM

I drove by kemah on saturday,, The number of sailboats running around out there over the weekend was unreal.

tomtbone1993 05-21-2007 12:53 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2135015)
we would like to spend more time in conroe but having to pull there and then back to clear lake to put it away is a bit much and cuts into time on the water. but we will see yall some this summer.:drink:

They have lots of storage in Conroe.....Should be nothing for a high roller getting a new crib in the Heights...:cool:

joew. 05-21-2007 12:57 PM

What up biatches!! Who is going to be in town this weekend? We need to start planning the events
Example: trash Jeff's house on Sunday and drink all of his booze...
Next: Go to the island and don't invite txlefty since his chit is broke and he made fun of us when we turned wrenches for two months.:evilb:
Another option: Tow the trojan and skanktuary to a secluded location and trash there boats all while watching Big andy hit on the Conroe high chicks that just became seniors and like big boats:D

Just ideas, let me know what you think....

wstultz 05-21-2007 01:01 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2135064)
What up biatches!! Who is going to be in town this weekend? We need to start planning the events
Example: trash Jeff's house on Sunday and drink all of his booze...
Next: Go to the island and don't invite txlefty since his chit is broke and he made fun of us when we turned wrenches for two months.:evilb:
Another option: Tow the trojan and skanktuary to a secluded location and trash there boats all while watching Big andy hit on the Conroe high chicks that just became seniors and like big boats:D

Just ideas, let me know what you think....


I think they all sound pretty good. Who elses $hit can we trash?

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2135015)
we would like to spend more time in conroe but having to pull there and then back to clear lake to put it away is a bit much and cuts into time on the water. but we will see yall some this summer.:drink:

You coming up sunday for the bar b que shindig?:drink:

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 01:06 PM

[QUOTE=joew.;2135064]What up biatches!! Who is going to be in town this weekend? We need to start planning the events
Example: trash Jeff's house on Sunday and drink all of his booze...

technically, no one can trash a house as well as I can, so that really wouldn't work out very well.:rolleyes:

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 01:07 PM

Lefty, I talked to Richard and he said it was OK to sell you some parts.

I talked to Hodges and he said that he maybe could get to working on the drive around Sept.

So you got that going for ya!

BY U BOY 05-21-2007 01:09 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2135060)
They have lots of storage in Conroe.....Should be nothing for a high roller getting a new crib in the Heights...:cool:

I wish:D storage is free right now. It was one of my stipulations when they hired me. I told them they had to clear out a spot in the warehouse for my boat. It also helped that my boss is into boating to so he understood:D

BY U BOY 05-21-2007 01:11 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2135076)
You coming up sunday for the bar b que shindig?:drink:

did not know there was one:( My pops is coming in town so i thgink we are going to boil some crawfish and drink some beer.

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 01:23 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2135086)
did not know there was one:( My pops is coming in town so i thgink we are going to boil some crawfish and drink some beer.


I guess we'll catch you next go round. If plans change, at least you can use us for a back up.

tomtbone1993 05-21-2007 01:25 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2135064)
What up biatches!! Who is going to be in town this weekend? We need to start planning the events
Example: trash Jeff's house on Sunday and drink all of his booze...
Next: Go to the island and don't invite txlefty since his chit is broke and he made fun of us when we turned wrenches for two months.:evilb:
Another option: Tow the trojan and skanktuary to a secluded location and trash there boats all while watching Big andy hit on the Conroe high chicks that just became seniors and like big boats:D

Just ideas, let me know what you think....

I am down with trashing Jeff's shack, only if he wears a shirt....That was just sick last night:drool: A few topics we do need to cover is:

Moush Mouth bustin his azz on the ramp.

Moush Mouth and Lefty bustin each others balls to impress whores.

My chit running good Lefty has a broken drive...Karma maybe?

Trojan-Man taking 3 days to paint his bicyle trailer

Blackwood's Marathon engine rebuild and install

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2135109)

Blackwood's Marathon engine rebuild and install


THere will be a sequel this friday shown at my house hopefully.

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2135109)

Trojan-Man taking 3 days to paint his bicyle trailer

He should have taken a break and helped Ruth wash David's boat.

wstultz 05-21-2007 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2135109)
Blackwood's Marathon engine rebuild and install

Marathon nothing. We got it built, installed, and ran with plenty of daylight left.:D

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 01:39 PM

Tom I forgot to tell you that I talked to Kurt last night and he acknowledges the $1000 that he owes you.

So you got that going for ya!! Which is nice. :D

tomtbone1993 05-21-2007 01:40 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2135120)
He should have taken a break and helped Ruth wash David's boat.

I think we need to respect Ms Stultz:cool: Something about A woman who loves boating, goes and gets parts for the boat at 11:00 on a Saturday night. Makes us dinner and supports our hobby. :cool: She is nothing but class

bigandy 05-21-2007 01:42 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2135064)
What up biatches!! Who is going to be in town this weekend? We need to start planning the events
Example: trash Jeff's house on Sunday and drink all of his booze...
Next: Go to the island and don't invite txlefty since his chit is broke and he made fun of us when we turned wrenches for two months.:evilb:
Another option: Tow the trojan and skanktuary to a secluded location and trash there boats all while watching Big andy hit on the Conroe high chicks that just became seniors and like big boats:D

Just ideas, let me know what you think....

Very fine ideas.... dont forget tom has a house on the water we can trash saturday night, ruth has a pool for friday night, we dont need to drag the skank anywhere she is under her own power and the only other question i have is how come none of you NaGGERS never called me this weekend after the safety school. i feel asleep and didnt wake up until 5:30 ( pm )


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