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BY U BOY 05-24-2007 05:33 PM

anyone know anything about these?
http://assuredautomation.com/fuel/index.php

tomtbone1993 05-24-2007 05:34 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2139565)
whats wrong with it?

The Martin Brothers paint is peeling off of it. They have had the boat for 3 weeks and have not started on it.

tomtbone1993 05-24-2007 05:35 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2139558)
What does that mean???? :eek: :eek:

he is going to sell or dump the new Fountain

wstultz 05-24-2007 10:12 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2139558)
What does that mean???? :eek: :eek:


He's selling the beek for a real boat. HMMMM, maybe he'l have Ritchie build him a new 39 Sutphen.:D

spk1 05-24-2007 10:13 PM

Mann I throw the Caddyshack movie up for all to watch and enjoy, and no response what so ever? Tough crowd :rolleyes: ,, :chimp:
Well since you ungratefull bastards didnt like it :rolleyes: ,, I'll post this one for Joe,, :evilb: :evilb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnHaT...elated&search=

spk1 05-24-2007 10:20 PM

So we're sitting out there in the middle of lake Ponchatrain, all three engines fried,, So I look over at Joe,,, and you know what he says to me??? GUnGa Ga LunGa. So then Wade and Creed tow us all the wayy in,,, and he says, heyyy how bout a little something for the effort,,, and we say no , no there wont be any moneyy,, but when you die,,,on your death bed,, you will recieve total consciousness,,, So they go that going for them. :evilb: :evilb:

Gunga ga Lunga Byatches :D

Rcolter 05-24-2007 11:44 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2139881)
He's selling the beek for a real boat. HMMMM, maybe he'l have Ritchie build him a new 39 Sutphen.:D

He does not need another boat that only runs one weekend!!!!:evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 05-25-2007 12:38 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2139940)
He does not need another boat that only runs one weekend!!!!:evilb: :evilb:

BIP !!!! Colter out of nowhere !!! :evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-25-2007 03:23 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2139894)
So we're sitting out there in the middle of lake Ponchatrain, all three engines fried,, So I look over at Joe,,, and you know what he says to me??? GUnGa Ga LunGa. So then Wade and Creed tow us all the wayy in,,, and he says, heyyy how bout a little something for the effort,,, and we say no , no there wont be any moneyy,, but when you die,,,on your death bed,, you will recieve total consciousness,,, So they go that going for them. :evilb: :evilb:

Gunga ga Lunga Byatches :D

very nice my friend...:cool:

tomtbone1993 05-25-2007 03:23 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2139969)
BIP !!!! Colter out of nowhere !!! :evilb: :evilb:

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNN NNNNN

boatman22 05-25-2007 05:56 AM

G*& D*&^%... Car dealers, not you Tom...

Why can't they just be honest with the customer? I know some customers aren’t real truthful but not all start the hand shake with a lie.

Finally decided to get a real truck and stopped by Tomball Dodge. The sales person said all Diesels truck are 10K off sticker. Includes all factory rebates. I find one I like and make a deal with them, no haggle, just straight up deal. They want to run a credit check and I tell them I will just write a check from my bank. He says OK… when do I want to pick it up? Thursday evening I said, go by and everything changes because I am not financing it with them. He tells me they aren’t making any money if I don’t finance with them. They make all their money on the backend…..I tell him I’m not gonna take it the back-end so he can make money on the financing. So I leave…pissed waste of time…so now I hunting again….Off my soap box now…..Any know of a Dodge Dealer that wants to sell a truck?

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 08:39 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2140047)
G*& D*&^%... Car dealers, not you Tom...

Why can't they just be honest with the customer? I know some customers aren’t real truthful but not all start the hand shake with a lie.

Finally decided to get a real truck and stopped by Tomball Dodge. The sales person said all Diesels truck are 10K off sticker. Includes all factory rebates. I find one I like and make a deal with them, no haggle, just straight up deal. They want to run a credit check and I tell them I will just write a check from my bank. He says OK… when do I want to pick it up? Thursday evening I said, go by and everything changes because I am not financing it with them. He tells me they aren’t making any money if I don’t finance with them. They make all their money on the backend…..I tell him I’m not gonna take it the back-end so he can make money on the financing. So I leave…pissed waste of time…so now I hunting again….Off my soap box now…..Any know of a Dodge Dealer that wants to sell a truck?

I can get you one from my old store. I was a manager there for a year and I worked there 3. I'll give you info on Sunday. 10K off sticker is always a scam. :mad:

Thanks for bringing margarita machine for sunday. I was hoping somone would bring one. I'll tie you up next to the islander. Come around 2-3 pm

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 08:49 AM

Didn't we see these guys at Inland a coupe of weeks ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FshOpPqj88

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 08:58 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2EYX...elated&search=

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 09:01 AM

A little Islander footage for ya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apNXJ...elated&search=

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 09:05 AM

For those of you who have been wondering where the Trojan has been hiding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8SOzigcH2A&NR=1

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 09:07 AM

Andy with no external steering

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maq2N...elated&search=

wstultz 05-25-2007 09:07 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2139940)
He does not need another boat that only runs one weekend!!!!:evilb: :evilb:

Ouch! I know it was you Ryan.....you broke my heart.

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 09:13 AM

And this is just plain cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E9dR...elated&search=

wstultz 05-25-2007 09:16 AM

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If I had the coin i'd definitely be talking with Ritchie....Phat!

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 09:33 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2140256)
If I had the coin i'd definitely be talking with Ritchie....Phat!

Now there a real boat.

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 09:39 AM

Boatman is bringing the margarita machine over to set up on Sat. :drink: :evilb: :drool:

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 09:42 AM

There will be no Scar Mary sighting this weekend. :mad:

No one ever does what they say. Parts don't leave until 2 days after you order them. Overnight from UPS , is really, "when we get it there, You'll have it".

I gave the dually to Timmie to take to Travis for the weekend and gave up on my boat. I will be drinking, Mush Mouthing, cooking, and generating a hang over. :evilb:

wstultz 05-25-2007 10:25 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2140290)
There will be no Scar Mary sighting this weekend. :mad:

No one ever does what they say. Parts don't leave until 2 days after you order them. Overnight from UPS , is really, "when we get it there, You'll have it".

I gave the dually to Timmie to take to Travis for the weekend and gave up on my boat. I will be drinking, Mush Mouthing, cooking, and generating a hang over. :evilb:


Nice, real nice.

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 10:40 AM

This has Bigandy written all over it.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=220113856370

txlefty 05-25-2007 11:15 AM

What's up fools! Looking forward to gettin' $hitty with all ya'll this weekend. Jeff let me know if you need anything at your casa...:D

BY U BOY 05-25-2007 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2140377)
This has Bigandy written all over it.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=220113856370

What day is the shindig?

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 11:39 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2140412)
What's up fools! Looking forward to gettin' $hitty with all ya'll this weekend. Jeff let me know if you need anything at your casa...:D

WHORE - Derves. :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Lots of beer and ice.

Everyone don't forget chairs. I have limited yard supplies at this moment.

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2140415)
What day is the shindig?

Sunday. PM and I'll give you directions.

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 11:42 AM

Directions and map

http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp...y=US&geodiff=1

Never knew it, but mapquest actually gives me my own penninsula.

Trojan-man 05-25-2007 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2140253)

I think that was jobe at the end of the video..........the one saying "refreshing " thats funny......

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2140461)
I think that was jobe at the end of the video..........the one saying "refreshing " thats funny......

Are you bringing the Trojan Sunday?

txlefty 05-25-2007 11:53 AM

Looks like I'll be bumming a ride this weekend..... unless George pulls a miracle out of his azz! :( anyone boating to papas saturday for the concert? What up for tonight, grilling at club 105?

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2140474)
Looks like I'll be bumming a ride this weekend..... unless George pulls a miracle out of his azz! :( anyone boating to papas saturday for the concert? What up for tonight, grilling at club 105?

Raining here now. Supposed to rain tonight. I will be catching up on stuff for work.

I got an email from a guy who has some lowers. I am waiting to hear the rest of what he has to say.

BY U BOY 05-25-2007 11:57 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2140453)
Directions and map

http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp...y=US&geodiff=1

Never knew it, but mapquest actually gives me my own penninsula.

cool jenni and i will try to make it up. Should i bring the boat,Or anything else if we can make it?

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2140483)
cool jenni and i will try to make it up. Should i bring the boat,Or anything else if we can make it?

Plenty of boat parking, and I have a ramp in the neighborhood for parking the trailer and truck.

Should have enough food. bring chairs and booze, extra chicks. Andy and Lefty will be there to piss them off so they can come to me. :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

boatman22 05-25-2007 12:08 PM

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Here are some pics of the homemade Ghetto Margarita machine I made last year.

BY U BOY 05-25-2007 12:11 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2140499)
Here are some pics of the homemade Ghetto Margarita machine I made last year.

:drink: :drink:

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2140499)
Here are some pics of the homemade Ghetto Margarita machine I made last year.

That looks dangerous in more than 1 way. :eek: :evilb: :drink:

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 12:15 PM

Listing agreement is up on this house on the 31st. I am going to try and run it for first 3 weeks of june FSBO and then find another realtor.

If there are no realtor comissions, I will let go at $167,000. Tell your friends.

Price is way back of market.

http://search.har.com/engine/dispSea...0&backButton=Y


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