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joew. 05-26-2007 04:23 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2141433)
Who goes 90+ :evilb:

The boat in the picture:eek: :D :evilb:

jeff1000man 05-26-2007 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2141435)
:(

Looks like it might clear up in a while.

joew. 05-26-2007 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2141439)
Looks like it might clear up in a while.

:cool:

tomtbone1993 05-26-2007 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2141433)
Who goes 90+ :evilb:

I can...can you?

joew. 05-26-2007 04:31 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2141441)
I can...can you?

You sold the vett:eek:

joew. 05-26-2007 04:37 PM

ABC'S mega doppler looks like it will be cleared out in about two hours.

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?se...her&id=3266865

jeff1000man 05-26-2007 04:46 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2141441)
I can...can you?

Wake up from your dreams

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

spk1 05-26-2007 04:46 PM

Hello,, Im here,

Sorry for the delay I have been readingthe BS thread posts to catch up since 9 or 10 am this morning,, :evilb: :evilb:

joew. 05-26-2007 04:54 PM

Jeff what is the latest? The radar looks like it just stopped for a while at your place.

spk1 05-26-2007 04:55 PM

Still raining in panorama :mad:

joew. 05-26-2007 04:57 PM

Hey Jeff I found a deck for ya
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BARGE...QQcmdZViewItem

jeff1000man 05-26-2007 05:01 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2141458)

Party barge anyone?? :evilb:

jeff1000man 05-26-2007 05:04 PM

It is still sprinkling. I don't think it is actually going to stop and clear. I just think it is going to stop raining and stay cloudy.

Oh well. If it rains, I can stay here tonight and eat and drink like a fat kid.

Boatman just dropped off the margarita machine. Interesting contraption. He will need to bring the instruction manual with him tomorrow though. I got a briefing, but I am not sure yet.

spk1 05-26-2007 05:08 PM

It never rains under the shed of inland marina :D :D . Sombody sink or move toms rather large paper weight he has blocking his slip,, and we can cram as many boats into that slip as possible. :evilb:

spk1 05-26-2007 05:12 PM

Never mind I will go to home depot and buy a shyt load of ply wood and some green put put golf carpet,, and turn it into a pontoon for the weekend,, :evilb:

joew. 05-26-2007 05:23 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2141471)
Never mind I will go to home depot and buy a shyt load of ply wood and some green put put golf carpet,, and turn it into a pontoon for the weekend,, :evilb:

Sounds good to me:D

jeff1000man 05-26-2007 06:46 PM

Hasn't rained in 45 minutes. Things are loking better.:D

jeff1000man 05-26-2007 07:03 PM

According to the radar, looks like the cool kids who went to Lake Travis are going to be wetter than us this weekend. :p

boatman22 05-26-2007 08:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2141462)
It is still sprinkling. I don't think it is actually going to stop and clear. I just think it is going to stop raining and stay cloudy.

Oh well. If it rains, I can stay here tonight and eat and drink like a fat kid.

Boatman just dropped off the margarita machine. Interesting contraption. He will need to bring the instruction manual with him tomorrow though. I got a briefing, but I am not sure yet.

I forgot to leave all the Tequila and stuff...I'll bring it by boat tomorrow. I'm ready for this rain to STOP:bunny:

jeff1000man 05-26-2007 08:20 PM

Here is a suitable replacement for the mainship if ever needed.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o14869-en.html

BY U BOY 05-26-2007 10:21 PM

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well its been about 6 or 7 years since i have had Krystal burger, and while i was napping i caught the tail end of a commercial. So i loaded Jenni into the truck drove 30 mins to 1960 and had a failed attempt to eat12 BURGERS 2 FRIES AND 2 APPLE PIES. Back in the day that would have been a snack. It was Jenni's first time and she said they tasted like faux burgers and didn't even eat a whole one.

As we where waiting on our food Jenni was being a Dee de dee with the napkin dispenser. The dispenser said on it Hand de-cheeser:D she thought it was a cheese dispenser :eek: i had to explain it was a napkin dispenser twice before she could comprehend it. She thought it was a "Handy Cheeser."i have never laughed so hard i still am.:D

tomtbone1993 05-27-2007 03:45 AM

3:44 and no sign of the Trojan-Man.....you fu(kin puzzy:evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 05-27-2007 10:18 AM

It's 10:15. I am starting the smoker. We need to move the timetable up to get this in before the rain.

See everyone later.

Heard I missed a good party last night at the Pappas annex. :mad:

Poor Spk1. He had a roough time. :drool:

Trojan-man 05-27-2007 11:00 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2141346)
wade or chade i need a price on a fence, 250'. 6 or 8' tall

about $9 per foot, approx $2250 plus $90 per gate. 6' tall

Trojan-man 05-27-2007 11:07 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2141550)
Here is a suitable replacement for the mainship if ever needed.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o14869-en.html

That is nice for a Magnum 40, someone has their facts squewed (sp?) ....

I will take 2 of those, and 4 of those, and a box of naked lady tees......

Trojan-man 05-27-2007 11:09 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2141639)
well its been about 6 or 7 years since i have had Krystal burger, and while i was napping i caught the tail end of a commercial. So i loaded Jenni into the truck drove 30 mins to 1960 and had a failed attempt to eat12 BURGERS 2 FRIES AND 2 APPLE PIES. Back in the day that would have been a snack. It was Jenni's first time and she said they tasted like faux burgers and didn't even eat a whole one.

As we where waiting on our food Jenni was being a Dee de dee with the napkin dispenser. The dispenser said on it Hand de-cheeser:D she thought it was a cheese dispenser :eek: i had to explain it was a napkin dispenser twice before she could comprehend it. She thought it was a "Handy Cheeser."i have never laughed so hard i still am.:D

Krystaaaaaal Burgers are the shiznit, and a gut rocket..... :D I love em after you have been boozing :eek:

Trojan-man 05-27-2007 11:10 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2141727)
3:44 and no sign of the Trojan-Man.....you fu(kin puzzy:evilb: :evilb:

Yeah the fight sucked, I should have come up there and got rained on :evilb:

BY U BOY 05-27-2007 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2141940)
about $9 per foot, approx $2250 plus $90 per gate. 6' tall

that is the best price i have got all week. once we get into the house you will be hearing from me. But we are going to do a iron gate.

Trojan-man 05-27-2007 12:31 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2141955)
that is the best price i have got all week. once we get into the house you will be hearing from me. But we are going to do a iron gate.

That is my cost, so maybe we can work something out on an appliance deal for my next spec coming up.

Damn I sound like Bigandy...........and I have a 20 year old lawnmower with a weedeater package, and a rusty old grill (its an antique) that I can swap you even up for..... :evilb:

Trojan-man 05-27-2007 12:33 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2141955)
that is the best price i have got all week. once we get into the house you will be hearing from me. But we are going to do a iron gate.

Iron pricing I think ranges from $16 to $18 per foot for 3,4,5 foot iron fences, I will have to check on gate prices.

BY U BOY 05-27-2007 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2141980)
That is my cost, so maybe we can work something out on an appliance deal for my next spec coming up.

Damn I sound like Bigandy...........and I have a 20 year old lawnmower with a weedeater package, and a rusty old grill (its an antique) that I can swap you even up for..... :evilb:

we can work something out.
Jenni wants an iron gate so the dog can see whats going on.

tomtbone1993 05-28-2007 09:54 AM

Damn boys............yesterday was fun:drink: Too bad SPK1 didn't show up until Midnight:eek: . I even brought an extra chick for him poor fellow:cool:


It was a great Memorial Day Sunday spent with great friends.

jeff1000man 05-28-2007 10:50 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2142376)
Damn boys............yesterday was fun:drink: Too bad SPK1 didn't show up until Midnight:eek: . I even brought an extra chick for him poor fellow:cool:


It was a great Memorial Day Sunday spent with great friends.

:D

jeff1000man 05-28-2007 11:05 AM

OK here is the after Tbone left update. At midnight Andy decides we need to load up the house boat and go to Pappas.

12:15 - Andy has conversation with police.
12:45 - Wade gets weak and get's Meagan to come get him from Pappas
1:15 Andy goes to the housboat for a nap.
1:45 - Jobe, Spk1, and myself try to pick up to random women and get them on the houseboat.
1:55 - We all get the cock block from a guy in a ski boat with more speakers on it.
2:15 - drive the houseboat home with no steering.
2:20 - Dock houseboat.
3:00 - Raid kitchen again and eat what is left that Trojan - man didn't scarf down before he left.
4:45 - Decide andy is not waking up and Creed goes to sleep on the wet deream. I go to bed in my house.
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8:15 - Andy wakes up the neiborhood with the gibson and leaves. No goodbyes were exchanged as everyone else was asleep.
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10:30
Crede- Wow my head hurts
Jeff- I have one hell of a hang over
Jobe- ............
Crede- man I think I am getting a doctor pepper.
Jeff- I need an aspirin
Jobe.............
10:40 - (Jeff and Crede sitting on fronch proch looking at the carnage scattered all over the yard)
Crede- Have you seen Jobe?
Jeff- No, I thought he slept on the boat with you
Crede- I never saw him from the time I put up the car.
Jeff- Is the car still here?
10:45 - (crede goes to front yard to see if car here)
Crede- car is still here.
Jeff- I checked the house again and he is not in there.
Crede- Scratching head:confused: ,, Do you think he drowned????
Jeff- I hope he didn't pass out on the houseboat, because Andy nwouldn't have seen him.
10:55 - Enter lacy ia telephone.
Lacy- Jeff, is crede there? Crede, Jobe said that he went to sleep on the houseboat in one place and woke up at another. He is now tied up in Walden marina. Go get him NOW!!

Moral of the story, Don't get on the houseboat.

tomtbone1993 05-28-2007 11:11 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2142440)

Moral of the story, Don't get on the houseboat.

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

BY U BOY 05-28-2007 11:38 AM

morning all. sounds like we left to early:( Jenni and i had a great time and are looking forward to spending more time on your pond:drink:

Wade where are the pics of Toms roost?

Texas wildlife & fisheries almost got there boat washed as we blasted by with a 100' tail.:eek:
They didn't want any of that and preceded to pull over a bass boat:D

BY U BOY 05-28-2007 11:39 AM

oh yea i forgot 2 loose screws got spanked with a paddle:evilb: :D

joew. 05-28-2007 11:56 AM

I can't believe yall partied that late. I was done at 10 and couldn't drink anymore. Did Jobe get to make out with the killer bulldog last night??:D

jeff1000man 05-28-2007 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2142480)
I can't believe yall partied that late. I was done at 10 and couldn't drink anymore. Did Jobe get to make out with the killer bulldog last night??:D

We will know a little later when they come get the cars that were left.

I think Lacy talked Jobe out of the mercedes last night because all that was here this morning was a pontiac.

tomtbone1993 05-28-2007 12:15 PM

it is raining like a muther trucker here:( Did boatman pick up his cooler / trashcan/ margarita machine/ garbage disposal yet? That was preety cool:drink:

Any good pics to post?


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