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tomtbone1993 05-28-2007 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2142593)
The pontiac is still here. Tom, what can I get for it? I cut you in on your usuall comission.

I will give you $11.00 to drive it into the lake:evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 05-28-2007 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2142601)
Will some one please fu(kin explain to me. When you are sitting in a new car on the showroom, why they feel the need to test the horn??? Do horns generaly fail. For what reason what so ever would they not work on a brand new car???

I bet it echoes off the walls in that little show room like a rock concert. Take the fuse out while they are on the floor. What we used to do.

tomtbone1993 05-28-2007 02:56 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2142604)
I bet it echoes off the walls in that little show room like a rock concert. Take the fuse out while they are on the floor. What we used to do.

it echoes like a muther......^&$%*#

Trojan-man 05-28-2007 03:04 PM

I give tbone the most bored award today :D

Jeffman is coming in a close 2nd place....

Jeffro, thanks for the party yesterday, I just woke up 2 hours ago......still hurting and chitting badly.... :drool:

Trojan-man 05-28-2007 03:06 PM

Creeeeed !!!!! You go pick up jobe right now mister !!!! Do you want me to take your new truck back ????? You better quick acting like you are 15, and I better not catch you eating another gallon bucket of macaroni salad or we are selling the boat too !!!!!

Trojan-man 05-28-2007 03:07 PM

My old lady has my camera, I will post the pics when the ball and chain brings me my camera back....

jeff1000man 05-28-2007 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2142614)
I give tbone the most bored award today :D

Jeffman is coming in a close 2nd place....

Jeffro, thanks for the party yesterday, I just woke up 2 hours ago......still hurting and chitting badly.... :drool:

I had the beans for breakfast. I is the only left edible left in my house.

Me and Creedo ate everything that was left, when we got home from the bar this morning.

I may need to go get a Royal w/ cheese from Mc Donalds.

Glad you guys came. Next time don't be a puzzy and bring the Trojan.

joew. 05-28-2007 03:28 PM

Yes, thanks for the party. I had a great time.:D

tomtbone1993 05-28-2007 03:55 PM

Nothing better than trashing someone elses crib, then going home to your clean crib:cool: BTW the food was excellent:cool:

tomtbone1993 05-28-2007 04:01 PM

Houston Metro Forecast
FLOOD WATCH WEST IN EFFECT UNTIL 7:00PM.

TONIGHT: Showers and pockets of heavy rain will diminish through this evening. Expect only isolated areas of light rain by 9:00 p.m. Evening temperatures will hover in the low 70s with overnight lows near 68.

TUESDAY: Expect our weather pattern to remain largely unchanged for Tuesday. Rain chances should be focused from Houston to the east as an upper level low pressure area slowly migrates through central Texas to the east. There will be isolated rain showers in the morning with more widespread showers and heavy downpours into the afternoon. Highs Tuesday will be in the low to mid 80s.

WEDNESDAY THROUGH FRIDAY: As the dome of high pressure finally breaks down over the southeast U.S., the disturbances that currently plague us with wet weather will migrate eastward into Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia, where abundant rain would be very welcome. As this happens, our weather will return to a more seasonable level. Temperatures will return to the upper 80s with only a small chance each day for isolated afternoon showers and storms.

Stay safe,

boatman22 05-28-2007 04:02 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2141940)
about $9 per foot, approx $2250 plus $90 per gate. 6' tall


I need about 200' with 2 gates...1'rot board with 6' pickets...or 8' pickets without rot board....

When can you start:evilb: I'm ready

Trojan-man 05-28-2007 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2142644)
Houston Metro Forecast
FLOOD WATCH WEST IN EFFECT UNTIL 7:00PM.

TONIGHT: Showers and pockets of heavy rain will diminish through this evening. Expect only isolated areas of light rain by 9:00 p.m. Evening temperatures will hover in the low 70s with overnight lows near 68.

TUESDAY: Expect our weather pattern to remain largely unchanged for Tuesday. Rain chances should be focused from Houston to the east as an upper level low pressure area slowly migrates through central Texas to the east. There will be isolated rain showers in the morning with more widespread showers and heavy downpours into the afternoon. Highs Tuesday will be in the low to mid 80s.

WEDNESDAY THROUGH FRIDAY: As the dome of high pressure finally breaks down over the southeast U.S., the disturbances that currently plague us with wet weather will migrate eastward into Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia, where abundant rain would be very welcome. As this happens, our weather will return to a more seasonable level. Temperatures will return to the upper 80s with only a small chance each day for isolated afternoon showers and storms.

Stay safe,

I thought being Neil Frank was Jeff's job ?? :evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 05-28-2007 04:04 PM

(with one lip curled to the side) "I don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down for quite some time yet".......:drool:

Trojan-man 05-28-2007 04:07 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2142646)
I need about 200' with 2 gates...1'rot board with 6' pickets...or 8' pickets without rot board....

When can you start:evilb: I'm ready

I guess I migrated from Chadwick Homes to Chadwick Fence company :D :D

Gimme your address and I will have my fence guy stop by and measure, and give me an estimate.

Trojan-man 05-28-2007 04:09 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2142631)
Yes, thanks for the party. I had a great time.:D

Where did you go? Man I go inside for 5 minutes and eat 3 chickens, come back and the Islander disappeared from the " Gregory Triangle"

wstultz 05-28-2007 04:10 PM

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Here's some tail.

joew. 05-28-2007 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2142652)
Where did you go? Man I go inside for 5 minutes and eat 3 chickens, come back and the Islander disappeared from the " Gregory Triangle"

I realized I was drunk and was at a cross road. Go home or switch to the hard liquor. I think I made the right call since I am at work right now and not blowin chuncks like spk1 did Sat. night.:eek: :p

wstultz 05-28-2007 04:16 PM

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Some party pics

wstultz 05-28-2007 04:18 PM

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A couple of moisture missles.

wstultz 05-28-2007 04:19 PM

Alright biatches , I'm out. Headed to Outback.

joew. 05-28-2007 04:21 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2142662)
Alright biatches , I'm out. Headed to Outback.

Outback sounds really good:D

Trojan-man 05-28-2007 04:31 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2142662)
Alright biatches , I'm out. Headed to Outback.

what the heck? 4:30 is a late brunch isn't it spalding? Hmmmmmm, Hmmmmmm ??

jeff1000man 05-28-2007 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2142652)
"Gregory Triangle"

Kind of like Bermuda triangle, only less desolate

Trojan-man 05-28-2007 06:29 PM

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Here are some pics from yesterday biatches

Trojan-man 05-28-2007 06:34 PM

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pics part II, and a nice pic of a tree....I mean houthboat..

BY U BOY 05-28-2007 07:44 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2142662)
Alright biatches , I'm out. Headed to Outback.

i hate you. i could so go for another steak today.:D

tomtbone1993 05-28-2007 10:01 PM

nice pics:cool:

SPF: 100 05-28-2007 10:30 PM

It ain't easy havin' pals...........

SPF: 100 05-28-2007 10:38 PM

Where is everyone.......... fella's any late night shoppers?

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 12:08 AM

I am here for ya creedo.....you been in trouble all day ??

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 01:12 AM

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o16335-en.html

cheap boat for someone, I like the name....

jeff1000man 05-29-2007 08:24 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2143113)
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o16335-en.html

cheap boat for someone, I like the name....

I am pledging for no more cheap boats. Let us raise our standards and buy more expensive ones. If we had all of the money we put into the fixer uppers, we would all be driving 99 and up. Lefty will soon learn this with the planned conversion. Colter and Creed were the smart ones.:rolleyes:

jeff1000man 05-29-2007 08:35 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2142772)
pics part II, and a nice pic of a tree....I mean houthboat..

Who was the chick next to Kelly, I was drunk and missed her. Or is that the chick with he boyfriend?

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 09:43 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2143336)
Who was the chick next to Kelly, I was drunk and missed her. Or is that the chick with he boyfriend?

I think she just told you she had a boyfriend, she told my old lady she just broke up with her boyfriend... :evilb: :eek:

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 09:48 AM

I am so done with this apartment living crap.The fu(ing fire alarm went off at 5am and in my sleepy haze i thought it was my alarm clock and ripped it out the wall,thats when i found out i should get dressed and go outside with the rest of the complex. 3 fire trucks and a bunch of fire men that did not find chit. I was unable to get back to sleep, not a good way to start the week.:mad:

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 10:02 AM

:eek: :D
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Sutph...35365417QQrdZ1

wstultz 05-29-2007 10:04 AM

Picked up a 5 inch hole saw at the Home Depot yesterday, so today, it is on to cuttin holes in fiberglass. Good Times. Engine is in and the new exhaust should be in today. It's time to get this biatch fired up and sold.

wstultz 05-29-2007 10:29 AM

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I think this picture should be the opening picture on the TOPPS website and put on many t-shirts. It pretty much sums it up.....a bunch of chiefs, sitting around,working on engines, drinking beer, only one of which is actually working.:D The Big Dipper

wstultz 05-29-2007 10:50 AM

Kick A$$ old school ride.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CIGAR...25915189QQrdZ1

wstultz 05-29-2007 10:53 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2143422)

Nice boat but I'm not a big fan of the raised deck Sutphens.


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