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spk1 06-08-2007 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2156044)
Spk 1 if the Jackie thing doesn't work out I will hook you up with one of Kim's friends:D

LMAO you guys slowww downnn IM three pages back trying to get current! :evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 06-08-2007 02:42 PM

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Anyone wanna take bets on how long it will take on sunday before bigandy does this?

spk1 06-08-2007 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2156121)
FO

LMAO I thought forsure he wouldnt catch that,,,,, Im still three pages backk slow the Fu(K Downnnn!!!! :evilb: And Sarah,, when I catch up,,, I want to know why Im offf the cookie list? :(

wstultz 06-08-2007 02:52 PM

Hey spick, if SaraH doesn't give you any cookies it looks like you can join the dark side with Andy and get some.

Trojan-man 06-08-2007 02:53 PM

aite bieaches I'm out.....

wstultz 06-08-2007 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2156171)
aite bieaches I'm out.....

no one cares.

sarahcooper 06-08-2007 02:56 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2156166)
LMAO I thought forsure he wouldnt catch that,,,,, Im still three pages backk slow the Fu(K Downnnn!!!! :evilb: And Sarah,, when I catch up,,, I want to know why Im offf the cookie list? :(

:rolleyes: I don't know, did you talk crap about our new house? I mean our leaning, damn near fallen down house?

You do get brownie points for taking the time to spell me name correctly.

spk1 06-08-2007 02:57 PM

Dayum thats frustrating,, I spend 20 mins feverishly reading just to catch up,, and now I have another quick meeting that will put me behind an hour, :rolleyes:

sarahcooper 06-08-2007 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2156162)
Anyone wanna take bets on how long it will take on sunday before bigandy does this?

I like the scenery in Kemah better!
:eek:

spk1 06-08-2007 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2156185)
I like the scenery in Kemah better!
:eek:

Wow,,
23 posts,, and almost half of them are direct attacks on andy. :eek: :eek:

spk1 06-08-2007 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2156178)
:rolleyes: I don't know, did you talk crap about our new house? I mean our leaning, damn near fallen down house?

You do get brownie points for taking the time to spell me name correctly.

No,, I never talked crap,, I said the land and the house were going to appreciate,, and I also traded byuboy, a lunch at perrys for some of ur cookies, :drink: . I will make sure he saves some in a to go box. ;)

wstultz 06-08-2007 03:19 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2156200)
No,, I never talked crap,, I said the land and the house were going to appreciate,, and I also traded byuboy, a lunch at perrys for some of ur cookies, :drink: . I will make sure he saves some in a to go box. ;)

I don't think that's what he said. I think he layed out a direct attack on your cookies stating that the were barely edible at best.:evilb: He definitely shouldn't get any.

sarahcooper 06-08-2007 03:20 PM

Guess you're on the cookies list then!
There's no way Patrick will save me any steak :( -- he will need to order me one to go. :D

sarahcooper 06-08-2007 03:21 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2156203)
I don't think that's what he said. I think he layed out a direct attack on your cookies stating that the were barely edible at best.:evilb: He definitely shouldn't get any.

sounds like someone's jealous that they aren't getting any cookies!

wstultz 06-08-2007 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2156205)
sounds like someone's jealous that they aren't getting any cookies!

Na, I have beer.

tomtbone1993 06-08-2007 03:23 PM

Stultz boys have always been into hairpie

txlefty 06-08-2007 03:24 PM

I'm totally out of the loop on the damn cookie thing! What the hell does she put in those things ???? Are they "Cheech and Chong" specials? Hell maybe byuboy could get his woman to make cookies ,then he could sell'em and get a bigger boat! But you'd better ask first! :evilb:

wstultz 06-08-2007 03:25 PM

Hell, If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my di(k in the mashed potatoes!

txlefty 06-08-2007 03:27 PM

byuboy, Big Andy has a few girl scout uniforms "laying" around on the Skank if you wanna borrow one to sell cookies in! :eek:

spk1 06-08-2007 03:27 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2156214)
Hell, If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my di(k in the mashed potatoes!

LMAO I have to put a BIP on that 1. :evilb:

wstultz 06-08-2007 03:32 PM

Anybody else stay up and watch "Red Dawn" last night?

wstultz 06-08-2007 03:34 PM

fargin awesome 80's flick

BY U BOY 06-08-2007 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2156220)
Anybody else stay up and watch "Red Dawn" last night?

Nope wish i had that movie rocks.

spk1 06-08-2007 03:41 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2156203)
I don't think that's what he said. I think he layed out a direct attack on your cookies stating that the were barely edible at best.:evilb: He definitely shouldn't get any.

Ohhh,, if you mess up my cookies,,, you better bring some chips Ahoy tonight! :evilb:

BY U BOY 06-08-2007 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2156213)
I'm totally out of the loop on the damn cookie thing! What the hell does she put in those things ???? Are they "Cheech and Chong" specials? Hell maybe byuboy could get his woman to make cookies ,then he could sell'em and get a bigger boat! But you'd better ask first! :evilb:

Dmn lefty why you always hating on my boat?

I can say that i have a boat that many girls from baywatch including Pam Anderson have been on. That has to count for something:D

BY U BOY 06-08-2007 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2156224)
fargin awesome 80's flick

WOLVERINES

txlefty 06-08-2007 03:58 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2156237)
Dmn lefty why you always hating on my boat?

I can say that i have a boat that many girls from baywatch including Pam Anderson have been on. That has to count for something:D

DAMN.... I didn't know you drove the Holy Grail of boats! :D No more ball bustin on the Scarab, besides I gotta try one of those Crack Cookies ya'll are peddling to all the fat kids! :D

tomtbone1993 06-08-2007 04:01 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2156216)
LMAO I have to put a BIP on that 1. :evilb:

you guys will give out a BIP to anyone.....

spk1 06-08-2007 04:08 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2156258)
you guys will give out a BIP to anyone.....

I've never given you a BIP , :evilb:

wstultz 06-08-2007 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2156266)
I've never given you a BIP , :evilb:

BIP

spk1 06-08-2007 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2156270)
BIP

LMAO! :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-08-2007 04:27 PM

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i hope this makes you hungry.......cause we all know you are.

tomtbone1993 06-08-2007 04:31 PM

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Bip

bigandy 06-08-2007 06:15 PM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2156113)
After reading the previous posts, the following people will be getting my delicious cookies:

Kelly
Jackie
Kim

Tom you could have some of Kelly's
Andy, you will NEVER get my cookies and you can forget about me babysitting your dog again while you're on the whore boat. I mean house boat.


Up until this point i have been pretty reserved since everyone didn't know me but if i am going to get bashed and objectified allow me to be my true self............

Sara, girls have said things like that in the past to me and i only smile because it is only a matter of time before their underwear is hanging off my ceiling fan and they are face down in a pillow


lefty "byuboy, Big Andy has a few girl scout uniforms "laying" around on the Skank if you wanna borrow one to sell cookies in!"

lefty, you are right but if anyone borrows them they should wash them first, they are crusty from all the blood and semen and they are only designed to fit a 12-14 year old girl so i bet byuboy aint gonna fit into them anyway.

Spick1, yes as the shirt says if you come do the dark side we do have cookies.

Wow, that feels better i was tired of being so polite and reserved..... Everyone have a lovely weekend, someone just told me when i was cashing my unemployment check it was friday, now i can sit on the boat all day with no guilt, until monday, when i have to feel bad about it again.

tomtbone1993 06-08-2007 06:53 PM

it appears boatman22 made it to Jacksonville

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=160346

tomtbone1993 06-08-2007 06:54 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2156350)
Sara, girls have said things like that in the past to me and i only smile because it is only a matter of time before their underwear is hanging off my ceiling fan and they are face down in a pillow



lefty, you are right but if anyone borrows them they should wash them first, they are crusty from all the blood and semen and they are only designed to fit a 12-14 year old girl so i bet byuboy aint gonna fit into them anyway.

Wow, that feels better i was tired of being so polite and reserved..... Everyone have a lovely weekend, someone just told me when i was cashing my unemployment check it was friday, now i can sit on the boat all day with no guilt, until monday, when i have to feel bad about it again.




You are a very sick person....you need lots of help

tomtbone1993 06-08-2007 08:11 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2156441)
i TAKE IT IN THE BUTT....ALOT

interesting..................when will you learn

boatman22 06-08-2007 10:06 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2156388)
it appears boatman22 made it to Jacksonville

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=160346


We made it all in 1 peice....well minus 2 trailer tires:eek:

Will post pics when I'm sober......Lots of great and inpressive hardware......

tomtbone1993 06-09-2007 09:46 AM

Good to hear....post lots of pics.

BY U BOY 06-09-2007 10:26 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2156553)
We made it all in 1 peice....well minus 2 trailer tires:eek:

Will post pics when I'm sober......Lots of great and inpressive hardware......

Thats not bad for a 900 mile ride. :D


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