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spk1 06-05-2007 09:51 AM

HEy,,
I got a video clip of the discussion just after you guys got back from blackwoods during jeffs party last weekend. :evilb:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVXcO...elated&search=

Rcolter 06-05-2007 09:53 AM

Careful there sailor, Make sure she is not too loud because you might want to listen to your wife when she is saying WOO HOO FASTER FASTER uh uh uh waaade waaaaaaade is 320 degrees normal for oil temp! Maybe a nice pontoon is better suited for your current relationship? And I bet Andy has one he will sell you.

Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2151411)
Oh yah, no ring is in my future right now or ever. I will be lookin for the next girlfriend very soon. She will be long and preferably white with a lot of horsepower.:D She will also have to make a lot of noise so I can't her my present girlfriend complain about how Creed folded into her sister, and how she wants to get married and have a perfect life just like them.


jeff1000man 06-05-2007 09:57 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2151498)
Careful there sailor, Make sure she is not too loud because you might want to listen to your wife when she is saying WOO HOO FASTER FASTER uh uh uh waaade waaaaaaade is 320 degrees normal for oil temp! Maybe a nice pontoon is better suited for your current relationship? And I bet Andy has one he will sell you.

Andy will trade you a pontoon boat for a used set of tires, bucket of chicken, valve job on the skank, tank of gas and a case of beer.

Oh wait that is what he traded to get the pontoon boat. :eek:

wstultz 06-05-2007 09:57 AM

My sac is well intact thank you. I am selling my current boat to get a bigger, faster one. I don't give a $hit what relationship i'm in....I will always have a boat and it will always win over whatever she says.

BigAndy, you suck:p

Rcolter, kiss my A$$.

Spick 1, your cool.

Tboner, don't do it. One vagina for the rest of your life.

Lefty eye, hurry up and fix your boat...if you were wroking on it yourself you'd be back in the water already.

Jeff, your # of engines blown is growing daily.


Did I cover everybody?

Rcolter 06-05-2007 10:04 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2151503)
My sac is well intact thank you. I am selling my current boat to get a bigger, faster one. I don't give a $hit what relationship i'm in....I will always have a boat and it will always win over whatever she says.

BigAndy, you suck:p

Rcolter, kiss my A$$.

Spick 1, your cool.

Tboner, don't do it. One vagina for the rest of your life.

Lefty eye, hurry up and fix your boat...if you were wroking on it yourself you'd be back in the water already.

Jeff, your # of engines blown is growing daily.


Did I cover everybody?

So you are kicking creed to the curb then. I figured you would tell him in person, not announce it over the internet. Man you sure know how to break up a happy home. Guess you just lost your free tractor rides, and your share of the Newspaper business. Oh and since you are getting a bigger faster boat, I guess that means a new truck?

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 10:04 AM

I just got laid.....and I have a 42 in storage clean and ready to go. Thats right my 1 vagina cleaned it Sunday night.

:cool: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 10:05 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2151516)
So you are kicking creed to the curb then. I figured you would tell him in person, not announce it over the internet. Man you sure know how to break up a happy home. Guess you just lost your free tractor rides, and your share of the Newspaper business. Oh and since you are getting a bigger faster boat, I guess that means a new truck?

a new truck? why so he can get hit by a van load of wetbacks again??? :evilb:

Trojan-man 06-05-2007 10:06 AM

The correct phrase is "Cram it up your cramhole LeFleur!"

The parts have been ordered for the Trojan, just waiting on them to come in, just heard back from the mechanic...I mean technician after 3 weeks.......

Heard through the grapevine....creed will be selling his fountain within the year.........Bed Bath and Beyond is getting too expensive.....:evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 10:07 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2151503)

Spick 1, your cool.

I already have the throttles in the new MTI he is getting, so you can go kiss someone else's azz:evilb:

Rcolter 06-05-2007 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2151519)
a new truck? why so he can get hit by a van load of wetbacks again??? :evilb:

No he needs the boat to break 70s that dodge wont do that. I would let him borrow mine but I think 65 might be pushing it.

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 10:10 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2151524)
I already have the throttles in the new MTI he is getting, so you can go kiss someone else's azz:evilb:

I am the tire changer. I can do that drunk. :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 10:10 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2151526)
No he needs the boat to break 70s that dodge wont do that. I would let him borrow mine but I think 65 might be pushing it.

Colter it sure was nice runnin on Sunday.....Wstultz looked good on the outside lookin in:evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 10:11 AM

I just talked to Joew. He is mad that we started without him. :mad:

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 10:12 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2151531)
Colter it sure was nice runnin on Sunday.....Wstultz looked good on the outside lookin in:evilb: :evilb:

Was colter out on Sunday too? Damn, I picked a hell of a weekend to go out of town. :chick:

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 10:13 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2151531)
Colter it sure was nice runnin on Sunday.....Wstultz looked good on the outside lookin in:evilb: :evilb:

Can't beleive he sold the boat. I guess he will have to sign up for rope duty on the Aristocat.

wstultz 06-05-2007 10:21 AM

I always am the deck hand Biatch! Not a bad gig considering that you earn your keep but it would be nice to be behind the wheel again.

Tbone, TM was running perfect on Saturday where were you? Didn't want to pull a Richard on Sunday so she stayed in the barn under cover. Had fun anyways on the hhoouuuttthhhhbboooaaattt gettin drunk and looking at titties.:D

bigandy 06-05-2007 10:29 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2151531)
Colter it sure was nice runnin on Sunday.....Wstultz looked good on the outside lookin in:evilb: :evilb:

Wstultz was lookin in alright, at tits in the houseboat, on top of the houseboat, swimming behind the houseboat, and tied to the sides of it. And it didnt cost him anymore than throwing out a couple of anchors. How much did it cost you to show up just in time to go back home and not see the texas bikini team doing tequila shots and grinding on each other on the houseboat??

txlefty 06-05-2007 10:51 AM

I wanna see titties.... where where the titties!!:D

joew. 06-05-2007 11:01 AM

Andy, why you gotta talk chit about the Islander franchise??? Don't be jelous. When your ole lady is a wildcat you don't need to go elsewhere:p

Buyuboy, the chocolate lab is a great choice:D

Wade, sucks you sold your boat but I am sure the upgrade will be sweet.:cool:

joew. 06-05-2007 11:26 AM

Wade you need to join the cruiser club and have a bigger trojan then your bro.... So here it is and it is in Kemah

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/NO-rE...QQcmdZViewItem

Or you can be like everyother hard di(k on the lake and buy a fountain
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/NO-rE...QQcmdZViewItem

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2151566)
Wstultz was lookin in alright, at tits in the houseboat, on top of the houseboat, swimming behind the houseboat, and tied to the sides of it. And it didnt cost him anymore than throwing out a couple of anchors. How much did it cost you to show up just in time to go back home and not see the texas bikini team doing tequila shots and grinding on each other on the houseboat??

$:( 600.00 at Walden with my 10% discount

wstultz 06-05-2007 12:44 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2151647)
Wade you need to join the cruiser club and have a bigger trojan then your bro.... So here it is and it is in Kemah

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/NO-rE...QQcmdZViewItem

Or you can be like everyother hard di(k on the lake and buy a fountain
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/NO-rE...QQcmdZViewItem

I might just be a hard on. As much as I'm fighting it there might be a beek in my future, or a ciggy, or a apache, or a sutphen.

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 12:46 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2151738)
I might just be a hard on. As much as I'm fighting it there might be a beek in my future.

You are weak right now. You are trying to make a decision while you are on the rebound.

Think Cigarette. :cool:

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 12:48 PM

beeks are for men

joew. 06-05-2007 12:55 PM

Here is a beak for under 40k
http://adcache.boattraderonline.com/6/4/6/89013946.htm

joew. 06-05-2007 12:57 PM

Or maybe a cig bullet
http://adcache.boattraderonline.com/6/4/5/88116445.htm

joew. 06-05-2007 01:01 PM

35k bullet
http://adcache.boattraderonline.com/6/0/5/88596405.htm

wstultz 06-05-2007 01:05 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2151768)

Yes sir, I have already blown up all of those possibilties, along with every other boat in the world that is for sale. That's the problem....they're all nice possibilities.

joew. 06-05-2007 01:12 PM

You can by this and be in the cruiser club and faster then txlefty
http://adcache.boattraderonline.com/6/5/1/88345851.htm

wstultz 06-05-2007 01:29 PM

I don't want a stinkin cross breed.

joew. 06-05-2007 02:02 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2151800)
I don't want a stinkin cross breed.

Yeah it is ugly. I just wanted to let everyone know how slow Lefty's tub is.:evilb:

BY U BOY 06-05-2007 02:28 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2151800)
I want to be stinkin cross dresser.

I had no idea you were like that:evilb:

wstultz 06-05-2007 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2151861)
I had no idea you were like that:evilb:


Only on Saturdays.

wstultz 06-05-2007 03:13 PM

Roll call for steak night?

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 03:17 PM

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WTF!!!!!!

What was Ruth thinking letting Baldwick dress up like Tony Soprano and standing him next to those classy ladies?

:eek: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 03:19 PM

When the fu(k did this thread turn into a fu(kin classifieds??? This thread is about ball bustin...Not about day dreaming, or how I could fix this boat up and be faster than Smooth Operator.....It will not happen.

Let me give you a few examples or topics to get this back on track.


By U Boy quits being P Whipped and starts Whipping the P>>>

BigAndy Introduces MaryAnn has his "Girlfriend"

Trojan-Man's mechanic fixes his resin bucket

Rcolter patens his new "trailer ladder"

Boatmann22 reliazes that Conore is the place to be, Clear Lake sucks

Jeff0001man won't make another poker run that he already paid for.

Spick1 as of 6-5-07 still does not own a boat.

Sara Cooper does not care what we say. She will do what ever she wants.

Lefty chit is broke in the summer when he busted everyone elses balls in the winter. "really too bad he deleted the other thread"

JoeW. still blows Mike at Inland

WStultz is buying a engagemant ring

SPF100 is only allowed to come out 1 Sunday of each month.




That should get us back on track, Sorry if I missed you.




:evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 03:24 PM

[QUOTE=tomtbone1993;2151917]
Jeff0001man won't make another poker run that he already paid for.

Spick1 as of 6-5-07 still does not own a boat.

Lefty chit is broke in the summer when he busted everyone elses balls in the winter. "really too bad he deleted the other thread"

JoeW. still blows Mike at Inland

That should get us back on track, Sorry if I missed you.

QUOTE]

Toms' **** will run until it is time for hime to FINISH another poker run that he has all ready paid for. :evilb:

BY U BOY 06-05-2007 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2151917)
When the fu(k did this thread turn into a fu(kin classifieds??? This thread is about ball bustin...Not about day dreaming, or how I could fix this boat up and be faster than Smooth Operator.....It will not happen.

Let me give you a few examples or topics to get this back on track.


By U Boy quits being P Whipped and starts Whipping the P>>>

BigAndy Introduces MaryAnn has his "Girlfriend"

Trojan-Man's mechanic fixes his resin bucket

Rcolter patens his new "trailer ladder"

Boatmann22 reliazes that Conore is the place to be, Clear Lake sucks

Jeff0001man won't make another poker run that he already paid for.

Spick1 as of 6-5-07 still does not own a boat.

Sara Cooper does not care what we say. She will do what ever she wants.

Lefty chit is broke in the summer when he busted everyone elses balls in the winter. "really too bad he deleted the other thread"

JoeW. still blows Mike at Inland

WStultz is buying a engagemant ring

SPF100 is only allowed to come out 1 Sunday of each month.




That should get us back on track, Sorry if I missed you.




:evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

why the h e ll do i have to p whipped

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2151927)
why the h e ll do i have to p whipped

You buckled on the house.

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 03:38 PM

Why did Tom delete the post??


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