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joew. 06-11-2007 05:26 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2158777)
REAL FUNNY JACK AZZes! :cool: Jeff have you even gotten laid in '07? By a REAL Girl? Not some $20 hooker from Mexico....:eek: I mean come on now. We all know your sittin at home in your office, eatin cheetoes, checkin out gay asian teens.com

Atleast he has a/c.

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2158822)
Atleast he has a/c.

It is a cool 72 degrees in my house right now. :cool:

txlefty 06-11-2007 05:35 PM

Come on, that's your BEST shot? :rolleyes: It's a cold 72 here also, and A/C is workin good. But soon, very soon I'll be able to hang meat at my crib. So you might wanna do some homework and come up with something better. :(

joew. 06-11-2007 05:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2158826)
It is a cool 72 degrees in my house right now. :cool:

Thats great now go turn some wrenches in the 95 degree heat. You gotta make steaknight:)

txlefty 06-11-2007 05:41 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2158835)
Thats great now go turn some wrenches in the 95 degree heat. You gotta make steaknight:)

$ 50.00 says Scary Mary will be a no show! Any takers? Maybe that will motivate him to get off the damn Computer! :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-11-2007 05:42 PM

Back to the Party last night.....Thanks to JoeW. and Spick1 for the BBQing....Thanks to By U and his better half for the cookies and the wraps. Had a great time with good friends even though Sopranos sucked....what do you do....

tomtbone1993 06-11-2007 05:45 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2158840)
$ 50.00 says Scary Mary will be a no show! Any takers? Maybe that will motivate him to get off the damn Computer! :evilb:

How about I give you $50.00 to never wear that shirt you wore last night again??

Also I will renew my OSO membership and give my free T-Shirt too Jeff. It appears he has worn a hole in his...poor fellow. Must be his good shirt. It looked good with his Maverick Mirrored sun glasses...

joew. 06-11-2007 05:49 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2158846)
How about I give you $50.00 to never wear that shirt you wore last night again??

Also I will renew my OSO membership and give my free T-Shirt too Jeff. It appears he has worn a hole in his...poor fellow. Must be his good shirt. It looked good with his Maverick Mirrored sun glasses...

:D

txlefty 06-11-2007 05:50 PM

DAMN! don't be hatin' on Easter egg shirt! It's baller! :D And besides Kelly likes it! :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 05:52 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2158840)
$ 50.00 says Scary Mary will be a no show! Any takers? Maybe that will motivate him to get off the damn Computer! :evilb:

I am not in a hurry. I have a ride for Clear Lake. Scary Mary is in time out until she quits being a ***** and gets a better attitude.

In a positive note I did just buy this thing. Have to see what kind of shape it is in when it gets here.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=200118819429

txlefty 06-11-2007 05:52 PM

you'd think with all the money Jeff spent at JEGS he'd have about 50 of their shirts! :rolleyes:

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 05:52 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2158853)
DAMN! don't be hatin' on Easter egg shirt! It's baller! :D And besides Kelly likes it! :evilb:

Kelly was being polite since you graced her house with your presence yesterday.

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 05:53 PM

I'm glad Lefty is spending all of the money on the remodel of the condo so it will be in great condition for the tax sale.

:evilb:

txlefty 06-11-2007 05:55 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2158856)
I am not in a hurry. I have a ride for Clear Lake. Scary Mary is in time out until she quits being a ***** and gets a better attitude.

In a positive note I did just buy this thing. Have to see what kind of shape it is in when it gets here.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=200118819429

You've been hangin out with Andy too damn much! That's right up his alley! :D

joew. 06-11-2007 05:56 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2158862)
I'm glad Lefty is spending all of the money on the remodel of the condo so it will be in great condition for the tax sale.

:evilb:

:eek:

joew. 06-11-2007 05:57 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2158856)
I am not in a hurry. I have a ride for Clear Lake. Scary Mary is in time out until she quits being a ***** and gets a better attitude.

In a positive note I did just buy this thing. Have to see what kind of shape it is in when it gets here.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=200118819429

Cool car.. Although I think you have plenty of projects without a new one:p

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 05:58 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2158864)
You've been hangin out with Andy too damn much! That's right up his alley! :D

I had a blue one just like it in high school. It will look real cool with a blower and butterfly scoops sticking through the hood.

tomtbone1993 06-11-2007 05:59 PM

damn boys its summer time.....all the shots for the throat:eek: :drink:

tomtbone1993 06-11-2007 06:00 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2158856)
I am not in a hurry. I have a ride for Clear Lake. Scary Mary is in time out until she quits being a ***** and gets a better attitude.

In a positive note I did just buy this thing. Have to see what kind of shape it is in when it gets here.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=200118819429



I have never seen a Mustang with the King Ranch package:cool:

txlefty 06-11-2007 06:01 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2158868)
Cool car.. Although I think you have plenty of projects without a new one:p

He'll just leave in the front so all the neighbors can complain about like his boat , engine hoist, JEG boxes and ect.....HE's been a great addition to Diamondhead. I'm sure Milstead isn't too worried about his dropping property value! :snide:

tomtbone1993 06-11-2007 06:02 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2158856)
I am not in a hurry. I have a ride for Clear Lake. Scary Mary is in time out until she quits being a ***** and gets a better attitude.

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You and Potter together will be great....:evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 06:02 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2158875)
I have never seen a Mustang with the King Ranch package:cool:

Did you notice that?

Wanted to be like you. I got the King Ranch, but had them leave off the Dog Catcher package.:evilb:

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 06:03 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2158878)
He'll just leave in the front so all the neighbors can complain about like his boat , engine hoist, JEG boxes and ect.....HE's been a great addition to Diamondhead. I'm sure Milstead isn't too worried about his dropping property value! :snide:

Best thing that could happen to my property value is for it to go down. My property taxes are higher than your mortgage. :mad:

txlefty 06-11-2007 06:03 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2158882)
Did you notice that?

Wanted to be like you. I got the King Ranch, but had them leave off the Dog Catcher package.:evilb:

:eek: :evilb: :eek:

tomtbone1993 06-11-2007 06:04 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2158882)
Did you notice that?

Wanted to be like you. I got the King Ranch, but had them leave off the Dog Catcher package.:evilb:

I much rather drive that old azz ford vs the 2 dodges you own:cool: :cool: :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 06:04 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2158886)
I much rather drive that old azz ford vs the 2 dodges you own

:eek: :chimp: :rolleyes:

tomtbone1993 06-11-2007 06:06 PM

[QUOTE=txlefty;2158885]: :evilb:QUOTE]


Between your paking lot at your Condo, Andy's lot, and Jeff's you boys could open up a salvage yard

:evilb:
:cool: :cool:

joew. 06-11-2007 06:06 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2158884)
Best thing that could happen to my property value is for it to go down. My property taxes are higher than your mortgage. :mad:

Possible BIP??????

txlefty 06-11-2007 06:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2158884)
Best thing that could happen to my property value is for it to go down. My property taxes are higher than your mortgage. :mad:

Well keep fillin the front yard with junk and it'll come down! :cool: And whose the dumb azz to buy a house with property taxes sooo high?:stupid:


if you can't hang with the big boys, you can always move back in with Pops! :D

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 06:07 PM

[QUOTE=tomtbone1993;2158890]

Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2158885)
: :evilb:QUOTE]


Between your paking lot at your Condo, Andy's lot, and Jeff's you boys could open up a salvage yard

:evilb:
:cool: :cool:

Easy there killer

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 06:08 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2158892)
Well keep fillin the front yard with junk and it'll come down! :cool: And whose the dumb azz to buy a house with property taxes sooo high?:stupid:


if you can't hang with the big boys, you can always move back in with Pops! :D

Because I have 300' of water front and don't have to climb 3 flights of stairs to get there.

Oh Wait I can actually see the water from my water front house also.

tomtbone1993 06-11-2007 06:09 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2158892)
:cool: And whose the dumb azz to pay taxes :stupid:


:eek: :eek: :eek:

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 06:10 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2158896)
:eek: :eek: :eek:

THat is definately a BBBBBIIPPPPPP

txlefty 06-11-2007 06:12 PM

Funny Chit! :evilb: Yeah taxes are way over rated! :p But all my poa and property are paid.:cool:

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 06:13 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2158903)
Funny Chit! :evilb: Yeah taxes are way over rated! :p But all my poa and property are paid.:cool:

Good, so you can get me a boat launch card.

I got your $15 right here.

tomtbone1993 06-11-2007 06:13 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2158903)
Funny Chit! :evilb: Yeah taxes are way over rated! :p But all my poa and property are paid.:cool:

so you got that going for you:cool:

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 06:14 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2158905)
so you got that going for you:cool:

Which is Nice:rolleyes:

txlefty 06-11-2007 06:15 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2158894)
Because I have 300' of water front and don't have to climb 3 flights of stairs to get there.

Oh Wait I can actually see the water from my water front house also.

Hell I probably have 1500 feet of frontage and a yard service, pool, a running creek and maintence crew! :evilb:


And you can't see the water from the front, you got the hatch up on Scary Mary!:D

txlefty 06-11-2007 06:17 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2158904)
Good, so you can get me a boat launch card.

I got your $15 right here.



OOOOOHHHHH really..... I told you that 6 weeks ago. I think it's $ 25. :cool:

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 06:19 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2158911)
OOOOOHHHHH really..... I told you that 6 weeks ago. I think it's $ 25. :cool:

Ryan said he thought it was $15. Are you high grossing me?

Joew, can you check the math for me.


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