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Trojan-man 06-12-2007 12:54 PM

did you pick out my banana hammocks to wear in the banana???

lefty and jeffman will only see my ass in those though .. :evilb:

txlefty 06-12-2007 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2159908)
getting jennica and the librarian lined up doesn't count..

How do you know I haven't been talkin' to your girl! :eek: She really likes FOUNTAINS! :evilb: :evilb:

wstultz 06-12-2007 12:56 PM

It's all good $hit ....on a budget. Cleets, Nav lights, anchor light, switch panels, gas tank fill and vents, bilge pump, blower, throttles, engine mount, side vents, engine comp lights, and horn. I put the basic essentials in her.

BY U BOY 06-12-2007 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2159907)
I kinda like what LG is doing. I know they are new to the scene, But i like their products. They look innovative and modern. There my .02! :D

they make a good product and have been doing it for a long time. IF you have a problem it may be hard to get fixed.

BY U BOY 06-12-2007 01:11 PM

well i just bought the frnch door:cool:

wstultz 06-12-2007 01:24 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2159941)
well i just bought the frnch door:cool:

Way to make it happen.

tomtbone1993 06-12-2007 01:34 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2159353)
Some shots of the Islander from the upper deck.

Nice pics:cool: ....I just received my UPS notification that my pics are in the mail. Those are the ones with Smooth and Wet Dream running together.:cool:

tomtbone1993 06-12-2007 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2159722)
Another note our boy Marcus Luttrel was on the Today show this morning! It is a must see! If found it on MSNBC, on the Today show tab. It makes me proud to know him and his family and appreciate everthing those guys do for us! :drink:

Kinda puts everything in perspective....

Very nice fine, Thankyou:cool:

tomtbone1993 06-12-2007 01:38 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2159853)
Nice Islander shots !!!!! those are awesome, I wish I could have taken a pic of the skankuary jumping the islander's wake at 25 mph, it was a sight !!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Those big waves attract jet skies:hothead: almost as fast as Jeff too Fat women:evilb:

bigandy 06-12-2007 01:47 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2159882)
who's down for papas tonight, followed by being stranded at the island with naked girls ?????

not exactly the down low recruiting i was hoping for........ i will be on the boat this afternoon interested parties can call me

Trojan-man 06-12-2007 02:09 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2159917)
It's all good $hit ....on a budget. Cleets, Nav lights, anchor light, switch panels, gas tank fill and vents, bilge pump, blower, throttles, engine mount, side vents, engine comp lights, and horn. I put the basic essentials in her.

sweet.....hey cuall me, i can't believe I am buildin a da boat ova da phone for yas.

Trojan-man 06-12-2007 02:11 PM

alright, which one of you bums or your girlfriends talked to my old lady and told her i was at the island until 5am friday???? That was a secret until 5 minutes ago........

BY U BOY 06-12-2007 02:18 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2160022)
alright, which one of you bums or your girlfriends talked to my old lady and told her i was at the island until 5am friday???? That was a secret until 5 minutes ago........

:eek:

tomtbone1993 06-12-2007 02:19 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2160022)
alright, which one of you bums or your girlfriends talked to my old lady and told her i was at the island until 5am friday???? That was a secret until 5 minutes ago........

it sounds like a Lefty or Moush Mouth move to me:evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 06-12-2007 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2160037)
it sounds like a Lefty or Moush Mouth move to me:evilb: :evilb:

BIP !!! :evilb: :evilb:

No, I really don't know how she knows, she didn't come to your party on sunday, and she asked me point blank, "did you go out to the island until 5am friday?" aaaaahhhhh, that wath other guyths........ :blaster:

txlefty 06-12-2007 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2160022)
alright, which one of you bums or your girlfriends talked to my old lady and told her i was at the island until 5am friday???? That was a secret until 5 minutes ago........

It's Ok .....I told her to come out tonight to get back at ya! :eek:







Girls love the Fountains! :evilb:

sarahcooper 06-12-2007 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2159941)
well i just bought the frnch door:cool:

Actually I decided and I bought the stainless, french door fridge.

Trojan-man -- You shouldn't have been out on the island without permission. Now look at the mess you're in!

tomtbone1993 06-12-2007 02:24 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2160042)
BIP !!! :evilb: :evilb:

No, I really don't know how she knows, she didn't come to your party on sunday, and she asked me point blank, "did you go out to the island until 5am friday?" aaaaahhhhh, that wath other guyths........ :blaster:

does she know about OSO?

txlefty 06-12-2007 02:24 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2160037)
it sounds like a Lefty or Moush Mouth move to me:evilb: :evilb:

Not me......thanks though. I didn't even know who all was there!:snide:

tomtbone1993 06-12-2007 02:25 PM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2160046)
Actually I decided and I bought the stainless, french door fridge.

!



We already new that........:evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-12-2007 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2160050)
Not me......thanks though. I didn't even know who all was there!:snide:

I gues that just leaves Moush Mouth:evilb: :evilb:

sarahcooper 06-12-2007 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2160042)
BIP !!! :evilb: :evilb:

No, I really don't know how she knows, she didn't come to your party on sunday, and she asked me point blank, "did you go out to the island until 5am friday?" aaaaahhhhh, that wath other guyths........ :blaster:

She must have an undercover source -- women are super sneaky.

I went to San Antonio once and Patrick told me he went to bed early (on a Friday or Sat.) and didn't go out. Well, I logged on to trusty OSO and found out he went out on the boat with his boys to a bar. I called him out the same way.

Karma is a real Bi*ch!

txlefty 06-12-2007 02:27 PM

[QUOTE=sarahcooper;2160046]Actually I decided and I bought the stainless, french door fridge.


I'm glad somebody in your relationship grew some balls and manned up and picked the damn fridge! :D :evilb:

sarahcooper 06-12-2007 02:30 PM

[QUOTE=txlefty;2160058]

Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2160046)
Actually I decided and I bought the stainless, french door fridge.


I'm glad somebody in your relationship grew some balls and manned up and picked the damn fridge! :D :evilb:

I don't pus*y foot around things!
Especially because most things aren't rocket science.

By the way, By U Boy, when are you proposing?

Trojan-man 06-12-2007 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2160045)
It's Ok .....I told her to come out tonight to get back at ya! :eek:







Girls love the Fountains! :evilb:

nope she is going to midtown, so it looks like i will be at the island until 5am again ...:evilb: :evilb: :drink:

Trojan-man 06-12-2007 02:32 PM

[QUOTE=sarahcooper;2160065]

Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2160058)
I don't pus*y foot around things!
Especially because most things aren't rocket science.

By the way, By U Boy, when are you proposing?

oh hell no.....:eek: :eek: :eek:

txlefty 06-12-2007 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2160066)
nope she is going to midtown, so it looks like i will be at the island until 5am again ...:evilb: :evilb: :drink:

Yeah I'm sure you won't get caught this time either! :stupid: :evilb:

sarahcooper 06-12-2007 02:34 PM

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2160068]

Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2160065)

oh hell no.....:eek: :eek: :eek:

The correct responce is
"Oh Hell YES! Remember a ring shouldn't be less than 4 months salary."

txlefty 06-12-2007 02:34 PM

[QUOTE=sarahcooper;2160065]

Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2160058)
I don't pus*y foot around things!
Especially because most things aren't rocket science.

By the way, By U Boy, when are you proposing?

Looks like you'll have to nut up, get on your .........




knee and ask him! :evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-12-2007 02:34 PM

sorry boys can't go to papas tonight, just got a little thing lined out in MidTown:D :D

Trojan-man 06-12-2007 02:35 PM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2160057)
She must have an undercover source -- women are super sneaky.

I went to San Antonio once and Patrick told me he went to bed early (on a Friday or Sat.) and didn't go out. Well, I logged on to trusty OSO and found out he went out on the boat with his boys to a bar. I called him out the same way.

Karma is a real Bi*ch!

The OSO gods are considering removing saraH cooper from OSO due to the admitted stalking and trying to catch boyfriend in a lie offense.......

The jury is still out........deliberation will be very short I suspect... :cool: :cool:

joew. 06-12-2007 02:35 PM

[QUOTE=sarahcooper;2160065]

Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2160058)
I don't pus*y foot around things!
Especially because most things aren't rocket science.

By the way, By U Boy, when are you proposing?

RUN

txlefty 06-12-2007 02:36 PM

[QUOTE=sarahcooper;2160073]

Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2160068)
The correct responce is
"Oh Hell YES! Remember a ring shouldn't be less than 4 months salary."

What the hell kinda of ring can you buy with $2.50 and some jaw breakers, or a box of envelopes?:D :evilb:

sarahcooper 06-12-2007 02:36 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2160077)
The OSO gods are considering removing saraH cooper from OSO due to the admitted stalking and trying to catch boyfriend in a lie offense.......

The jury is still out........deliberation will be very short I suspect... :cool: :cool:

Kick me out and none of you ass' will ever taste another one of my deliciously moist .......












cookies!

Trojan-man 06-12-2007 02:36 PM

[QUOTE=sarahcooper;2160073]

Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2160068)
The correct responce is
"Oh Hell YES! Remember a ring shouldn't be less than 4 months salary."

If I may quote "Knocked Up" "well I don't have a job, so two months salary is zero.....sweet...."

sarahcooper 06-12-2007 02:37 PM

[QUOTE=joew.;2160078]

Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2160065)

RUN

He'll be running to live with you soon if he doesn't! :D
FYI - he likes to cuddle

tomtbone1993 06-12-2007 02:39 PM

[QUOTE=sarahcooper;2160085]

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2160078)
He'll be running to live with you soon if he doesn't! :D
FYI - he likes to cuddle

why must you break him down like this in front of his boys?:(

txlefty 06-12-2007 02:39 PM

[QUOTE=sarahcooper;2160085]

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2160078)
He'll be running to live with you soon if he doesn't! :D
FYI - he likes to cuddle

At least you'll have a new fridge! :evilb:

joew. 06-12-2007 02:39 PM

[QUOTE=sarahcooper;2160085]

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2160078)
He'll be running to live with you soon if he doesn't! :D
FYI - he likes to cuddle

So does Tex, and she doesn't care when I get home and LOVES boats.:eek:

sarahcooper 06-12-2007 02:40 PM

He knows I'm teasing ......:rolleyes:


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