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wstultz 05-14-2007 05:44 PM

Go Bacardi Go!

Trojan-man 05-14-2007 07:13 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2127433)
200+ MPH power boat:cool:

200+ MPH for 1.3 minutes, then dead....:blaster:

jeff1000man 05-14-2007 07:15 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2127048)
SPK1 here you go....join the beak club all the cool kids are doing it......http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o12600-en.html

I am going to see if he wants to trade Scary Mary for that one.

jeff1000man 05-14-2007 07:17 PM


Originally Posted by MZEZ (Post 2127086)
Ok, sorry to interrupt but who all is going to the Clear Lake Poker Run???

EZTERMS is!! we are running great!

Looking forward to it. My entry form should be coming in the next couple days.

Do you have to get all of your passengers signed up now or can I pay for them when we show up?

tomtbone1993 05-14-2007 08:32 PM

Time to step up Stultz.....and no I am not talking about Chad. I am talking about the man of the family

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...9069&rd=1&rd=1

tomtbone1993 05-14-2007 08:40 PM

Video of TXLefty......

http://www.fucd.com/index.php?link=1030

tomtbone1993 05-14-2007 08:52 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2127528)
200+ MPH for 1.3 minutes, then dead....:blaster:

don't be a puss all your life.......:evilb:

wstultz 05-14-2007 09:54 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2127528)
200+ MPH for 1.3 minutes, then dead....:blaster:

Not really. That is their turbine boat. She'll run like that all day.

wstultz 05-14-2007 09:56 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2127683)
Time to step up Stultz.....and no I am not talking about Chad. I am talking about the man of the family

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...9069&rd=1&rd=1


That's the Ratman's ride. He did have some 1000hp powerplants built for it. To bad they don't come with the auction.

I'm not really a Scarab guy but Mush Mouth could pick her up pretty cheap.

tomtbone1993 05-14-2007 10:02 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2127814)
Not really. That is their turbine boat. She'll run like that all day.

you know these crusiers guys....they know it all:rolleyes: :evilb: :evilb:

spk1 05-14-2007 11:04 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2127817)
That's the Ratman's ride. He did have some 1000hp powerplants built for it. To bad they don't come with the auction.

I'm not really a Scarab guy but Mush Mouth could pick her up pretty cheap.

Thats what I was thinking,, jeff already has some decent power for her, plus ratman let his last cig go for a steal.

jeff1000man 05-15-2007 08:33 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2127904)
Thats what I was thinking,, jeff already has some decent power for her, plus ratman let his last cig go for a steal.

I f SPK buys it, I could build some bigger motors for it.

jeff1000man 05-15-2007 08:38 AM

This should be a happy medium between the cruisers and the speed junkies.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o16486-en.html

wstultz 05-15-2007 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2128189)
This should be a happy medium between the cruisers and the speed junkies.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o16486-en.html

WOW a Baja for $200,000! That going to sell quickly.:rolleyes:

Although it is pretty damn nice.

wstultz 05-15-2007 09:24 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2128181)
I f SPK buys it, I could build some bigger motors for it.

Seriously Jeff. You could put your engines in that boat and have a past champion and one hell of a boat. Ratman already did the hard part. All you would have to do is shoot it and put the graphics back on her and BAMMMM! All the free sponsor beer you can drink.:D

tomtbone1993 05-15-2007 11:18 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2128261)
Seriously Jeff. You could put your engines in that boat and have a past champion and one hell of a boat. Ratman already did the hard part. All you would have to do is shoot it and put the graphics back on her and BAMMMM! All the free sponsor beer you can drink.:D

Ratman talked to AB about brining the boat back to orignal condition. They shot it down faster than Trojan-Man with a girl

tomtbone1993 05-15-2007 12:03 PM

FYI

Boaters Safety Day is this Sunday at Papas on the Lake. Lefty better come out of the closet very quickly or he won't get read in.

wstultz 05-15-2007 01:45 PM

It's this Sunday if the damn Coast Guard would call me back.:mad:

spk1 05-15-2007 02:51 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2128579)
It's this Sunday if the damn Coast Guard would call me back.:mad:

I have an EPIRB we could turn on for a little while,, I bet we could get their attn that way. :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

spk1 05-15-2007 02:53 PM

Think I could get sworn in this weekend if I show up with a rental pontoon boat and its liability coverage program. :rolleyes:
And about 20 cases of ice cold beer. ehhee

wstultz 05-15-2007 02:56 PM

Sure, at this point I don't really care....just bring your check. $hit, your pontoon is faster than my boat right now anyways.

spk1 05-15-2007 03:00 PM

Speaking of trouble maker, hows the progress going?

wstultz 05-15-2007 03:07 PM

waiting on oil pump. Should get it tonight. We've got a meetin @ 7:30 and then it's time to get greasy. The barn will be open...I have beer!

tomtbone1993 05-15-2007 04:15 PM

will trouble maker be in the water Sunday?

wstultz 05-15-2007 04:31 PM

I don't know. I hope so but if she is I've got to hide her from those Coast Guard fellas.

spk1 05-15-2007 04:36 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Troja...Item#mainImage

joe, chad, look at this one.

wstultz 05-15-2007 04:52 PM

Real nice Clark!

tomtbone1993 05-15-2007 04:55 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2128788)

what are they going to do? they already have cruisers with broken Generators...:evilb: ...Its time for you to step up big boy....My desktop calender tells me today is May 15th......Did you have a good day today?

bigandy 05-15-2007 06:14 PM

http://www.erie.gov/stopdwi/bac_calculator.asp

i was doing some scientific reasearch today on why i fell of lefty's boat and ruined a $500 phone on sunday, according to the calcualtor above it may have been my .41 BAC



or it could have been lefty's driving!!!! I dont know yet i will have to watch the security tapes to find out as i dont recollect the evening or the afternoon for that matter. i do thank him for not leaving me in the water however and getting me within a half a mile of the house boat!! So i could get home once i woke up!! Good times where was everybody else at on Mommy's day?

tomtbone1993 05-15-2007 06:25 PM

You are dead. You probably passed out some time ago and subsequently went into a coma. Your internal organs began to fail, and then you stopped breathing.

joew. 05-15-2007 07:56 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2128816)
what are they going to do? they already have cruisers with broken Generators...:evilb: ...Its time for you to step up big boy....My desktop calender tells me today is May 15th......Did you have a good day today?

My genset along w/ my motors all work. No response needed.

jeff1000man 05-15-2007 08:01 PM

Hey, an 80 mph fver without scoops. Same vintage.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o16506-en.html

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 05-15-2007 08:36 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2128886)
http://www.erie.gov/stopdwi/bac_calculator.asp

i was doing some scientific reasearch today on why i fell of lefty's boat and ruined a $500 phone on sunday, according to the calcualtor above it may have been my .41 BAC



or it could have been lefty's driving!!!! I dont know yet i will have to watch the security tapes to find out as i dont recollect the evening or the afternoon for that matter. i do thank him for not leaving me in the water however and getting me within a half a mile of the house boat!! So i could get home once i woke up!! Good times where was everybody else at on Mommy's day?

If you lost a $500 phone on Sunday, then you should give me at least $250 for the one you jacked from me today :drink: the juice is running.....

Trojan-man 05-15-2007 08:38 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2128788)

Very nice......blow it up big balla....it has diesels too. :eek:

Trojan-man 05-15-2007 08:40 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2127683)
Time to step up Stultz.....and no I am not talking about Chad. I am talking about the man of the family

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...9069&rd=1&rd=1

Keep it up and i will have my newly found step dad, Blackwood, cut you off !! :evilb:

Trojan-man 05-15-2007 08:42 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2127825)
you know these crusiers guys....they know it all:rolleyes: :evilb: :evilb:

They know how to drive their rig all summer long without breaking it :D

tomtbone1993 05-15-2007 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2129033)
They know how to drive their rig all summer long without breaking it :D


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2128982)
My genset along w/ my motors all work. No response needed.

my old rig with my name soley on the title:cool: My genartor was bigger than the mills you have pushin your tubs.....so go pick on some one else.....I was playin with cruisers when you boys were trying to figure out why your balls itched:evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-15-2007 09:46 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2129031)
Keep it up and i will have my newly found step dad, Blackwood, cut you off !! :evilb:

You should really rethink that comment. Blackwood would dump your mom like a bad habit if I tell him too. Its to bad all the class she has did not get passed down to you. Poor fellow, I will pray for you tonight:cool: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-15-2007 09:50 PM

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some more pictures for you crusier homos to jerk off too:cool:

spk1 05-15-2007 10:09 PM

1. hoodini 58 up, 10 down

After engaging in the act of sexual intercourse whilst in the "doggy-style" position, the giver will then spit upon the backside of the receiver. When said receiver turns around, the giver will cum upon their face.

When I was dhitb with my magic stick, I decided to pull a hoodini.






2. hoodini 21 up, 6 down

when u are ****in a girl from behind u quickly but quietly pull out and let a friend go in while u sneak out, then go outside and wave through a window so that ur woman freaks out.

:evilb:


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