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jeff1000man 06-13-2007 09:20 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2162136)
sounds like yall need to log off everytime you leave the house. That is the only way i see the breach is happenig.

Or take a nap, shyt, shower, jerk off whatever. I beleive your theory to be correct.

tomtbone1993 06-13-2007 10:00 PM

You do not need a password to view our post. Nor do you even need to regeister. Plans are in motion for a new hang out. You only need to regeister to view pictures and links.

jeff1000man 06-13-2007 10:12 PM

Louie, what you doing lurking at this hour?

tomtbone1993 06-13-2007 10:27 PM

Jeff, he needs your help

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=160854

wstultz 06-13-2007 11:37 PM

I still don't understand how WE have a problem. I believe the problem is in these nosie biatches around here who seem to think they're the only ones we hang out with. Apparently they think we're attracted to psychos and sluts who get into our business.

All we have to do is start talking about prop pitch, drive ratios, deadrise, hydrodynamics of stepped hulls vurses regular v's, and compression ratios. They'll get tired of listening to technical mumbo-jumbo but we won't. We don't need some super secret thread with passwords and firewalls. That would defeat the purpose of this forum anyways.

All you jicks calm down, go home and slap your old ladies, grow a sack, tell her what she is and isn't going to do, and keep this thread going with the same dumb $hit we always talk about.

spk1 06-13-2007 11:54 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2162446)
I still don't understand how WE have a problem. I believe the problem is in these nosie biatches around here who seem to think they're the only ones we hang out with. Apparently they think we're attracted to psychos and sluts who get into our business.

All we have to do is start talking about prop pitch, drive ratios, deadrise, hydrodynamics of stepped hulls vurses regular v's, and compression ratios. They'll get tired of listening to technical mumbo-jumbo but we won't. We don't need some super secret thread with passwords and firewalls. That would defeat the purpose of this forum anyways.

All you jicks calm down, go home and slap your old ladies, grow a sack, tell her what she is and isn't going to do, and keep this thread going with the same dumb $hit we always talk about.

I think I actually heard "in the air tonight" playing in the background as I read this, :evilb:

BY U BOY 06-14-2007 12:04 AM

No new hang out. We have invested way to much time into this valuable information filled thread:D

Trojan-man 06-14-2007 12:09 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2162457)
I think I actually heard "in the air tonight" playing in the background as I read this, :evilb:

LMAO !!!!!! Nice :evilb: :evilb:

boatman22 06-14-2007 05:57 AM

Go away for a weekend and sh-t hits the fan:evilb: Lots of reading and I still don't know whats going on.

jeff1000man 06-14-2007 09:15 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2162552)
Go away for a weekend and sh-t hits the fan:evilb: Lots of reading and I still don't know whats going on.

Neither does any one else.

The current problem is that Trojan Man is scared of his old lady. She found out that he was out past curfew and put his balls in a bannana hammock. This caused him to cry. Buy u boys girl is allways on the thread, but according to him, he gets to do what he wants anyway.

No one elses girls, for those that have them - keep the comments down you dikks- gives a rats azz what goes on on this forum.

The real problem is trojan is gay and everyone is scraed of getting him in trouble with his old lady, so it has been toned down in the last couple of days.

jeff1000man 06-14-2007 09:17 AM

who is keystone?

BY U BOY 06-14-2007 09:56 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2162810)
Neither does any one else.

The current problem is that Trojan Man is scared of his old lady. She found out that he was out past curfew and put his balls in a bannana hammock. This caused him to cry. Buy u boys girl is allways on the thread, but according to him, he gets to do what he wants anyway.

No one elses girls, for those that have them - keep the comments down you dikks- gives a rats azz what goes on on this forum.

The real problem is trojan is gay and everyone is scraed of getting him in trouble with his old lady, so it has been toned down in the last couple of days.

I have a cool girl:D She did not take to the forum at first but after she realised that i was not going to give it up and I was in good company she layed off and now as you now she joins in on the fun.:D

Do not worry about her selling any of you out it WILL NOT HAPPEN.

spk1 06-14-2007 10:52 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tnyp9tRXRo

Here's a little motivation to get things back on track. :cool:

wstultz 06-14-2007 10:55 AM

Damn the youtube crap. Can't watch it at work.

Tom, from an earlier post by Mush Mouth I see that you may have changed your mind about Clear Lake?

tomtbone1993 06-14-2007 11:07 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz8ST...elated&search=


This is the Miami Vice scene Andy and I were refering to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz8ST...elated&search=

wstultz 06-14-2007 11:14 AM

bastard

tomtbone1993 06-14-2007 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2163001)
Damn the youtube crap. Can't watch it at work.

Tom, from an earlier post by Mush Mouth I see that you may have changed your mind about Clear Lake?

It would be a big long shot................may have been the Captain Morgan talking:D :D

bigandy 06-14-2007 11:22 AM

http://www.robak.net/downloads/movie...arthy-Race.WMV

http://www.robak.net/downloads/movie...tinger-Low.wmv

for those of you that dont have youtube but want something to give a tug too!!

one of you osos nerds needs to learn how to post youtube videos right here and skip the link.

spk1 06-14-2007 11:23 AM

Thats was one of the ones I was looking for,, one of my favorates! :cool:

txlefty 06-14-2007 11:29 AM

If you need a mid-day laugh , gotta see this one! Sorry don't know how to download it! it's on youtube......title "i want my change back!" It's fu(kin' funny! :D

spk1 06-14-2007 11:33 AM

Hloy shyt I cant believe I found a video of on you tube of what looks like trouble maker in her early days running very strong! :cool:

www.youtube.com/watchv=sutphen1ASBLGXe

spk1 06-14-2007 11:37 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watchv=sutphen1MMgt3

Here it is again,, with the old paint job,,,, Wade would really love this,, too bad he cant open them at work. :evilb:

Trojan-man 06-14-2007 11:38 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2162810)
Neither does any one else.

The current problem is that Trojan Man is scared of his old lady. She found out that he was out past curfew and put his balls in a bannana hammock. This caused him to cry. Buy u boys girl is allways on the thread, but according to him, he gets to do what he wants anyway.

No one elses girls, for those that have them - keep the comments down you dikks- gives a rats azz what goes on on this forum.

The real problem is trojan is gay and everyone is scraed of getting him in trouble with his old lady, so it has been toned down in the last couple of days.

Eat a c0ck gay1000man, i am scared of no woman. I was just trying to find out where she knew her info from so I could plug that leak. I am not worried about her reading it as I have nothing to hide, but I would rather all the papas girls not read our posts, and if they do, then fukum.

Trojan-man 06-14-2007 11:39 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2163068)
Hloy shyt I cant believe I found a video of on you tube of what looks like trouble maker in her early days running very strong! :cool:

www.youtube.com/watchv=sutphen1ASBLGXe

BIP !!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: , that is one bad mofo !!!

Trojan-man 06-14-2007 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2163077)
http://www.youtube.com/watchv=sutphen1MMgt3

Here it is again,, with the old paint job,,,, Wade would really love this,, too bad he cant open them at work. :evilb:

Double BIP !!!!

jeff1000man 06-14-2007 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2163068)
Hloy shyt I cant believe I found a video of on you tube of what looks like trouble maker in her early days running very strong! :cool:

www.youtube.com/watchv=sutphen1ASBLGXe

I bet Wade is coming home for lunch , just to look at those. They are great.


WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWEEE

bigandy 06-14-2007 11:41 AM

baltimore's harbor tunnel is where i was at 2 in the morning pulling the boat back from new jersey when in the air of the night came on the radio, i could not have planned it any better. i am trying to find some pics, but they had the little yellow lights every 20 feet in the roof and there was no one else so i took up both lanes and came out of the tunnel probably doing a hundred, boat wagging behind me. i was whipped but that song gave me a second wind and i made it all the way to a waffle house in virgina, where i had cheese eggs, hashbrowns chopped, smootherd, and covered and raisin toast...... hmmmmm. i think i might be hungry i will see yall later! enjoy the videos. i am working on downloading the bathroom cam on the houseboat and since we have spies i will private message it to everyone. but since it was a meeting of the itty bitty titty committee i think i will wish i had paid the extra money for the zoom lense!

wstultz 06-14-2007 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2163068)
Hloy shyt I cant believe I found a video of on you tube of what looks like trouble maker in her early days running very strong! :cool:

www.youtube.com/watchv=sutphen1ASBLGXe

You sombittch, I'm going home early just to look at that.

bigandy 06-14-2007 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2163078)
Eat a c0ck gay1000man, i am scared of no woman. I was just trying to find out where she knew her info from so I could plug that leak. I am not worried about her reading it as I have nothing to hide, but I would rather all the papas girls not read our posts, and if they do, then fukum.

best way to plug a leak is to stick something in all the holes!!!!

bigandy 06-14-2007 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2163077)
http://www.youtube.com/watchv=sutphen1MMgt3

Here it is again,, with the old paint job,,,, Wade would really love this,, too bad he cant open them at work. :evilb:

thats awesome see if you cant find some of mine!!!

spk1 06-14-2007 11:44 AM

LEfty is soo lucky they cant see pictures with out a membership. Or else he would be a goner. :eek: :eek:

wstultz 06-14-2007 11:45 AM

son of a......

spk1 06-14-2007 11:46 AM

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-14-2007 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2163094)
You sombittch, I'm going home early just to look at that.

they are just fu(kin with you......video cameras weren't around when your rig was runnin:evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-14-2007 11:50 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2163099)
LEfty is soo lucky they cant see pictures with out a membership. Or else he would be a goner. :eek: :eek:

Lefty why don't you hit on some one your own age? Here I will give you my mom's 10 digits.

Jenica-

spk1 06-14-2007 11:50 AM

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This one was real bad lefty,, shame on you. :rolleyes:

spk1 06-14-2007 11:53 AM

We may have a new member surge this afternoon. :drink:

spk1 06-14-2007 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2163061)
If you need a mid-day laugh , gotta see this one! Sorry don't know how to download it! it's on youtube......title "i want my change back!" It's fu(kin' funny! :D

I dont know how you get away with posting videos of those papas girls with out them finding out,,, but nice :evilb:

txlefty 06-14-2007 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2163099)
LEfty is soo lucky they cant see pictures with out a membership. Or else he would be a goner. :eek: :eek:

Don't be blaming this $hit on me! I talked to her to see how she found out. She said it wasn't very hard to figure out. We all talk about it while we are out, she said it took awhile. But she could really give a $hit less. She was worried about what was being said and that her boyfriend wouldn't find out! Why in the hell would I want any girls to find out. Why would I wanna compromise my lil side action. It's not like I want everyone at Papas to now my $hit! It's not like I'm wearin' my OSO shirt everytime I go out somewhere....:snide:

BY U BOY 06-14-2007 12:04 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6BXZYaqt5U


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