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Arent you the IT guy at the dealership?
the video is of dogs talking to its owners and it is CRAZY how they sound like real words the dogs are saying!!! |
Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2131124)
Probly not, but I am glad you are saying positive after all that you have been through...:p
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Originally Posted by bigandy
(Post 2131126)
Arent you the IT guy at the dealership?
the video is of dogs talking to its owners and it is CRAZY how they sound like real words the dogs are saying!!! |
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2131121)
where you going to give advise to the whore's on how to take it?
I asked if they had ever heard of a Smooth Operator. They said " Isn't that some kind of a joke" :evilb: :evilb: :evilb: |
Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2131113)
Walked into what could have been a Mexican whore house yesterday. Had to be very careful not to let out the Mush Mouth. Don't want the complaints coming in and the loosing of the job. Did want to sample the merchandise though. :evilb:
Oh i forgot, you couldnt get pu$$y if they sold it in a four pack at Wal-mart and it came with a demonstration video........... |
Originally Posted by bigandy
(Post 2131140)
Oh i forgot, you couldnt get pu$$y if they sold it in a four pack at Wal-mart and it came with a demonstration video...........
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2131137)
I asked if they had ever heard of a Smooth Operator.
They said " Isn't that some kind of a joke" :evilb: :evilb: :evilb: |
Damn!!! bombs are being dropped today.
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Originally Posted by wstultz
(Post 2131148)
Damn!!! bombs are being dropped today.
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Originally Posted by wstultz
(Post 2131148)
Damn!!! bombs are being dropped today.
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where did everbody go???
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Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2131203)
where did everbody go???
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When are you cutting out today?
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Sudden Link is the worst ISP on the planet? It only works when you don't need it. Internet has been down for a while now. Maybe it is working again now.
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Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2131209)
When are you cutting out today?
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2131215)
I was suppose to be leaving now....fu(kin customer won't be in until 2:00:mad: So it will be around 3:00 to 3:30 now:mad: :mad:
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Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2131219)
You should kick him in the nuts after he signs
Put:cool: Him to Sleep |
so much for putting Smooth in the water today:mad:
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2131222)
so much for putting Smooth in the water today:mad:
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2131225)
What was wrong with the fuel:rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2131228)
i asume garbage the ethanol clean uped. Everyone I have talked to including Fountain thinks that is the problem
Do you have fuel flow yet? What did you do to fix the problem? |
Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2131234)
Do you have fuel flow yet? What did you do to fix the problem?
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2131225)
What was wrong with the fuel:rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2131235)
my cure is to replace everything.....:(
When did you get the pick up tubes out of the tank? Did Hodges do that for you? |
I fart in your general direction.
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Rusty Tbone,
you should tell your customer to "press hard because there is three copies" and then give them a big smile and a warm handshake because that is one more tank of fuel paid for in your boat!! And then ask them the name of any of their friends that might be interested in paying you a commision for another tank of fuel. Then give them ten of your cards and tell them that is the equivalent of a thousand dollars so dont lose them and only give them to there friends who havent recently bought a new car or that have recently won the lottery. Then as soon as they leave, rifle through there car looking for loose change and the cd the left in the radio, take it to sonic to get slushes for the hot receptionist peeling out at every stop sign and then when you get back tell all the other sad sack salesman how big your RIP was and that it is your day off and that they should suck a fat one cause you are going on the boat. Then untuck your shirt as your walking to the Grandpa camper mobile and haul ass because we have been out here on the lake all day waiting on you!!! Gosh i miss the car business!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you soon..... |
Originally Posted by bigandy
(Post 2131270)
Rusty Tbone,
you should tell your customer to "press hard because there is three copies" and then give them a big smile and a warm handshake because that is one more tank of fuel paid for in your boat!! And then ask them the name of any of their friends that might be interested in paying you a commision for another tank of fuel. Then give them ten of your cards and tell them that is the equivalent of a thousand dollars so dont lose them and only give them to there friends who havent recently bought a new car or that have recently won the lottery. Then as soon as they leave, rifle through there car looking for loose change and the cd the left in the radio, take it to sonic to get slushes for the hot receptionist peeling out at every stop sign and then when you get back tell all the other sad sack salesman how big your RIP was and that it is your day off and that they should suck a fat one cause you are going on the boat. Then untuck your shirt as your walking to the Grandpa camper mobile and haul ass because we have been out here on the lake all day waiting on you!!! Gosh i miss the car business!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you soon..... |
Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2131245)
Did you get the lines replace that go to the tank? When did this happen? I have been out of the loop.
When did you get the pick up tubes out of the tank? Did Hodges do that for you? |
i am not even suppose to be here today....
-Clerks |
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2131297)
you are not out of the loop nothing has been done to the boat without your expert supervision.....although I did take the 5 garbage bags of beer cans to the dumpster
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2131300)
i am not even suppose to be here today....
-Clerks - clerks |
Originally Posted by bigandy
(Post 2131305)
try not to suck any di(k in the parking lot!!!!
- clerks -Clerks |
Islander will be in the open water in T minus 20 minutes. Halla if you want some of this sweet action. First on the list is get golf balls. It is a tuff life:D
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my blood pressure is better now. I just wolfed down a nice KFC Bowl with xtra chicken and cheese. Chased it down with a large Pepsi. Now I am listening to the soothing sound of the Safety-Kleen truck sucking used oil out of our storm drains, so the city of Houston does not shut us down. Now if my jackazz customer will show his late azz up my day will be better.
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2131297)
you are not out of the loop nothing has been done to the boat without your expert supervision.....although I did take the 5 garbage bags of beer cans to the dumpster
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2131297)
you are not out of the loop nothing has been done to the boat without your expert supervision.....although I did take the 5 garbage bags of beer cans to the dumpster
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2131388)
So in other words there was no chance of Smooth Operator hitting the lake today even if you were off. Thanks for getting our hopes up for nothing. :rolleyes:
None of our hopes were up.:evilb: |
4:10 and still at work.............
I am not even suppose to be here today... |
Give your customers the burzerker!
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2131388)
So in other words there was no chance of Smooth Operator hitting the lake today even if you were off. Thanks for getting our hopes up for nothing. :rolleyes:
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