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BY U BOY 06-25-2007 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2176061)

I have a jump box that you Baja and Fountain guys can borrow anytime.:evilb:

Trojan-man 06-25-2007 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2176075)
your boat looked great at the raft off......here is the only pic i got of it. Sorry it was taken with my camera phone.....


......:):)

I am not talking to you again until someone posts the movie of you doing the shrek dance at papas......:drink:

I think the andy dance has a new rival !!!!

joew. 06-25-2007 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2176072)
How is "our" old lady ?? I didn't beat up on her too bad did I ?? :D :D :drink:

No she's good. So how come the pictures you post have my girlfriend in the middle????????????

tomtbone1993 06-25-2007 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2176084)
I am not talking to you again until someone posts the movie of you doing the shrek dance at papas......:drink:

I think the andy dance has a new rival !!!!

I do not recall doing any Shrek dance/// I do know Shrek spent a lot of money getting my girl drunk Friday night:):)

boatman22 06-25-2007 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2175986)
we all new you were not man enough to come out, atleast Beak42 rolled out to watch:):)

Yea Yea...I got called to work....At least I was on a boat

tomtbone1993 06-25-2007 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2176079)
Thanks Tom. My wife said " look at that nice 42!" And it was you. Next time we see ya we'll join ya. We did have our 8 mo. old out for her first 80 mph taste of Lake Conroe. She fell asleep...

very cool:)

Trojan-man 06-25-2007 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2176080)
I heard he was going to pull trojan man's bathtub around

Hey boys my boat is in perfect running order, I just chose to get plastered on other people's boats....and it also has a full tank of gas :evilb: :evilb: we were out last weekend where we witnessed the incredible hulk get mad.....


















He ate 8 tacos and a short stack of pancakes

then he asked the librarian in the parking lot," Are we gonna f(ck or what?" so loud that walden heard him...:eek: :eek:

joew. 06-25-2007 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2176087)
I do not recall doing any Shrek dance/// I do know Shrek spent a lot of money getting my girl drunk Friday night:):)

Was it on SPK1's tab????????????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????

tomtbone1993 06-25-2007 02:50 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2176088)
Yea Yea...I got called to work....At least I was on a boat

What is that all about? looks pretty cool

Trojan-man 06-25-2007 02:51 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2176085)
No she's good. So how come the pictures you post have my girlfriend in the middle????????????

Duh........you should see the pics of her on the internet :D :D :drink:

joew. 06-25-2007 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2176094)
Hey boys my boat is in perfect running order, I just chose to get plastered on other people's boats....and it also has a full tank of gas :evilb: :evilb: we were out last weekend where we witnessed the incredible hulk get mad.....


















He ate 8 tacos and a short stack of pancakes

then he asked the librarian in the parking lot," Are we gonna f(ck or what?" so loud that walden heard him...:eek: :eek:

I can't believe he ate that much where does he put it????:rolleyes:

tomtbone1993 06-25-2007 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2176095)
Was it on SPK1's tab????????????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????

I pulled out the magic 8 ball to check. This is what it said


"My sources say yes"

Trojan-man 06-25-2007 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2176087)
I do not recall doing any Shrek dance/// I do know Shrek spent a lot of money getting my girl drunk Friday night:):)

sorry I was just looking at your avatar I guess :evilb: :evilb:

On Time 06-25-2007 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2176087)
I do not recall doing any Shrek dance/// I do know Shrek spent a lot of money getting my girl drunk Friday night:):)

Man you guys are killing me my stomach aches from all this!! WHO is Shrek? And what a fine avatar...

txlefty 06-25-2007 02:55 PM

I went ahead and got some of my Christmas shopping early and figured I'd go ahead and give'm out! Hope you like 'em T-bone! :D

http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Basics-of-Oi...QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Emerg...spagenameZWDVW

tomtbone1993 06-25-2007 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2176105)
I can't believe he ate that much where does he put it????:rolleyes:

Here?

tomtbone1993 06-25-2007 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2176111)
Man you guys are killing me my stomach aches from all this!! WHO is Shrek? And what a fine avatar...

it is TxLefty he was one of the last Fountains to show up. The one with the scoops, but no blowers:):)

Trojan-man 06-25-2007 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2176113)
Here?

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!:evilb: :evilb:

boatman22 06-25-2007 03:00 PM

I went ahead and changed my avatar to Shrek....:bunny:

tomtbone1993 06-25-2007 03:01 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2176120)
I went ahead and changed my avatar to Shrek....:bunny:

Nice job:):)



We shall make Shrek very famous:cool:

Trojan-man 06-25-2007 03:02 PM

Man, I am with you Beak42, my stomach is in knots from laughing, I gotta go to work Biatches......."I try to leave..........And the keep pulling me back in " --Godfather

txlefty 06-25-2007 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2176123)
Nice job:):)



We shall make Shrek very famous:cool:

I'll be making some 8x10 glossies and be signing autographs on Tuesday at Papas. And depending on how many I sell......Shrek dance at midnight in the parking lot!:evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-25-2007 03:08 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2176112)
I went ahead and got some of my Christmas shopping early and figured I'd go ahead and give'm out! Hope you like 'em T-bone! :D

http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Basics-of-Oi...QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Emerg...spagenameZWDVW

Thanks Lefty, I got you a few items as well........I know most boaters already have these.....But for some reason you see no need to have any:)


http://cgi.ebay.com/lead-rope-dock-l...QQcmdZViewItem

spk1 06-25-2007 03:26 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2176131)
I'll be making some 8x10 glossies and be signing autographs on Tuesday at Papas. And depending on how many I sell......Shrek dance at midnight in the parking lot!:evilb: :evilb:

The shrek dance was fu(kin hilarious,, those of you that missed it,, dont feel bad,,, you may see that again,,, but those that missed the full shrek bare belly pressed into the window of an unsuspecting carload of girls on their way out,, really missed an event :evilb:

spk1 06-25-2007 03:29 PM

chads comment of the night that could have gotten us all arrested,, was aimed at the local law enforcement that arrived in a tiny altima,

Hey you Guyzz PuoLL Ova!
PouLL Ova!

:evilb:

spk1 06-25-2007 03:32 PM

Joes said some pretty funny shyt while viewing the body shot show from the mainship,, he probably got into more trouble later,,, but it was funny. :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-25-2007 03:32 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2176161)
chads comment of the night that could have gotten us all arrested,, was aimed at the local law enforcement that arrived in a tiny altima,

Hey you Guyzz PuoLL Ova!
PouLL Ova!

:evilb:

My favorite comment from Friday night


"I knew you would not get laid!"

Kim-

spk1 06-25-2007 03:34 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2176171)
My favorite comment from Friday night


"I new you would not get laid!"

Kim-

Wow,, I think IM bleedingg,,, here I stick it out with a guy who I know is going to get us stranded at some point in the weekend,, just out of pure friendship, lol and he returns the favor with this, :eek: :rolleyes:

spk1 06-25-2007 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2176171)
My favorite comment from Friday night


"I new you would not get laid!"

Kim-

I do believe kim spelled it knew you would not get laid though. tephalonthg boy! , :evilb: :evilb:

joew. 06-25-2007 03:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2176171)
My favorite comment from Friday night


"I new you would not get laid!"

Kim-

Just to clarify the statement above. She did not say this to me and I did get laid. Thanks for your time during the confussion.

tomtbone1993 06-25-2007 03:39 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2176174)
Wow,, I think IM bleedingg,,, here I stick it out with a guy who I know is going to get us stranded at some point in the weekend,, just out of pure friendship, lol and he returns the favor with this, :eek: :rolleyes:

Chit....i thought i was a good friend, you rolled up, boat was clean and in the water, cooler was full of beer and we took off.


If i would not have taken JoeW's future brother n law to land, I would have had enough gas:rolleyes:

BY U BOY 06-25-2007 03:39 PM

Ok its starting to flood here:eek:

tomtbone1993 06-25-2007 03:41 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2176176)
Just to clarify the statement above. She did not say this to me and I did get laid. Thanks for your time during the confussion.

I did get laid as well, thanks to Shrek ordering all the shots, and Spick1 for paying for them:):)

joew. 06-25-2007 03:44 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2176183)
Chit....i thought i was a good friend, you rolled up, boat was clean and in the water, cooler was full of beer and we took off.


If i would not have taken JoeW's future brother n law to land, I would have had enough gas:rolleyes:

Oh so it's my fault!

It's ok to make mistakes Tom, this is a safe place:rolleyes:

BY U BOY 06-25-2007 03:45 PM

How about that troll on the searay trying to tell the girls why a cruiser was better than a go fast after one said ( i want to go fast like that)

tomtbone1993 06-25-2007 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2176194)
Oh so it's my fault!

It's ok to make mistakes Tom, this is a safe place:rolleyes:

no its your P-Whipped future brother n law's fault::):)

joew. 06-25-2007 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2176195)
How about that troll on the searay trying to tell the girls why a cruiser was better than a go fast after one said ( i want to go fast like that)

Was that before or after the cruiser guy went neck deep in her huge cans??? There is nothing wrong w/ cruisers.:eek: :D

txlefty 06-25-2007 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2176190)
I did get laid as well, thanks to Shrek ordering all the shots, and Spick1 for paying for them:):)

I figured the ONLY way you'd get laid is if I got your girl good and drunk!!!:evilb: :evilb:

spk1 06-25-2007 03:50 PM

weather is getting reall bad here

joew. 06-25-2007 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2176198)
no its your P-Whipped future brother n law's fault::):)

Why any single guy would want to leave I will never know. Even jeff10000 could get laid out there. If he took the video camera off there cans long enough to start a conversation.

And where is the footage?????


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