too confusing and i'm tired of looking at the jolly green giant....I hate peas!

Nice....the andy dance pic is going to be a hall of famer :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

What, this one?

:evilb: :D :evilb:

All we need to do is paint him red and put a tail on him w/ horns.

pretty close

He even looks like a banana.

Quit being a little b!tch and drink the koolaid:):)

Nice !!!! very nice, I think I might make that my new avatar :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Next week:cool: :cool:

Thank you for speaking the truth about those skanks --- I couldn't quite understand why someone took a pic of them in the first place.
Beer goggles.....BLIND!

No problem the girls By U was with where smokin hot.......:):):)

ya but apparently he isnt into big chi-chis because both of those girls with him at the bar had none and the red head on the islander with him must have been the president of the itty bitty t itty committee because when she came out of the cabin with her top on backwards it fit better!!

tom great pic by the way...

whats got two thumbs, one eye, pulls his pants up to high, a pitchfork and a tail and loves blowjobs.....






















































this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It appears JoeW. is at the phone store picking up a new phone. It must run in the family:):)

:drool:

LMAO , :evilb:

can yall get a sprint family pack deal ???? :drink:

Topic of the day

The next Poker Run is July 14th.

This gives Jeff0001woman 16 days to get Scary Mary ready.

He claims he has been to busy at work. Althought he spent all night drinking with JoeW.

Then was worthless all day yesterday.

Here is my question. Will he just give up?

Will he wake up on July 9th and preform another marathon engine rebuild to have it blow up Friday night?

Does he need some time management lessons?

What do you boys think?

Plans are in the works to bemove the engines from both Scary Mary and Aristocat on Friday evening/ Saturday morning. That means that engines will go to Teds on Monday. Plans are to put them back in on the weekend of the 7th to have them running for poker run.

Management has taken the opportunity to increase HP yeilds.

THanks you for your concerns.

Management.

And for the record, You have no room to talk until I get to 9 engines. I still have 5 more to go. THanks.

I am glad to see you have some what of a plan, please follow through with it. Keep in mind weather conditions. No fU(kin excuses on the Flag Ship Lake Conroe Poker Run:)

9 engines in 4 years...also was still able to use the boat. You go big guy, you will beat me in less than one year at the rate you are going. You should be proud of yourself.

For the record, My engine problems were rooted from exhaust issues, not lack of oil


NOW GET OFF YOUR FU(KIN AZZ AND GET THE BOAT FIXED:)

Hey Kettel !!!!

If I remember correctly, you had 5-6 people helping you at 3 a.m. the morning of the tow getting your rig ready for Tick Faw. Towed a broke boat for 6 hours, worked on it in the rain in a motel parking lot with another 4-5 buddies, worked on it in the middle of a swamp during the poker run AND got mad at everyone cause your rig wouldn't run.........






SO WHO SHOULDA GAVE UP AND HAD A GOOD TIME????
SO I HOPE YOUR NOT TEACHING THE TIME MANAGEMENT CLASSES!!!!!!:evilb:



AND WHAT'S FUNNY IT SEEMS WE HAVE ALL HELPED TOM ON HIS RIG, BUT HAS HE EVER HELPED ANYONE ELSE?????:cool:

Not sure if there are any BIPS in there? :eek:

You are so right Lefty.....I am so wrong I want to be just like you when I grow up:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Too bad you had no issues what so ever at Ticfaw

Ouch

It's OK Tom it's only taken a few years and a FEW thousand dollars to get to a point so you can make fun of EVERYONE else whose rig doesn't run. So go ahead while you can and kick everyone else in the balls cause your rig is running for now. But I start saving your lunch money, cause the poker run is all day and I'd hate for you to run out of gas again !!!




Sure I had issues at Tick Faw, but I didn't cry the whole weekend cause of it! I was a man and I got my $HIT FIXED, I didn't hang out in my hotel room and make everyone else misserable....

Back to the regular scheduled program.....I'm back ho's.. Ready to hit the lake this weekend......

By the way.... how do I register for the PR July14th?

Its all part of this ridiculous sport we enjoy and it is inevitable that you Will have problems. I don't care what you do to try and avoid them they always happen. Case in point,look what happened to me last weekend.(I'll blame it on Jeff since he was on the boat when it happened):D Very small problem but it kept me from running, but i still had a great time. So get the boat running and have fun isn't that what its all about.:D:D :drink:

oh yeah im on the look out for a 26 or 28 sonic and a buyer for my boat this winter spread the word.:D

Lefty, get off your fu(kin high horse. Jeff & I have been going at it since Saturday night. All I stated was he has 16 days too get his boat fixed. "A little jab back" These are jabs between Jeff & I. Let me remind you. Jeff was on my boat at Ticfaw. He was their doing everything in his power to get the boat fixed. YOU DROVE BY AND LOOKED THE OTHER WAY!

The day you step up and buy a boat that burns $600.00 a day in gas you let me know.

And since you feel like this is your business. I am the one who told Richard to get all the money up front for the TRS Drive. So, You like apples? How do you like those apples?

I will put a form on the Poker Run thread. Its due July 1st.

Don't loose that float screw I gave you. It was a loaner, I need it back.

The day you can step up and AFFORD a boat that burns $600 a day in gas let me know. I know I'm not as cool as you Tom, cause I know you pay everyone who works on your boat soooo well. I don't have an entire storage unit full of junk parts to horse trade everyone to work on my boat. It seems to me that everyone who works on my boat gets a check that day, not some old broken bravo drive or old azz heads or what ever else you have laying around....too bad you can't trade for gas!

No problem i ll get it to you next time i see you.

Here,, lets get back to whats important,,, too much fighting, not enough focus.

:evilb:

Oh and they told me they cost wayy more than $600 a day! :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Oh and look what I got in the mail today,, seems IM going to be richh!! :evilb: :evilb:

From: missmilan
Abidjan Cote d'ivoire
West Africa .
Introduction


My Dear,

Please do reply me through my private mail box above and also send me your direct E-mail to reach you .

It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country. Though I have not met with you before but I believe, one has to risk confiding in succeed sometimes in life. There is this huge amount of eight million U.S dollars($8,000,000.00) which my late Father kept for me with a Fiduciary Fund Holder in Abidjan before he was assasinated by the Rebels persons during this war in Cote d'ivoire.

Now I have decided to invest these money in your country or anywhere safe enough outside Africa for security and political reasons. I want you to help me claim and retrieve this fund from the Fiduciary Fund Holders and transfer it into your personal account in your country for investment purposes on these areas:

1) Telecommunication
2) The Transport Industry
3) Five Star Hotel
4) Real Estate Management

If you can be of an assistance to me I will be pleased to offer to you 15% of the total fund for your assistance to me.

I await your soonest response.

Respectfully yours,
missmilan

I sent her a response telling her I wanted a strip club on the lake. :rolleyes:

do you know how to return phone calls????:):)

I always send replies asking for pictures of their boobies.