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spk1 06-30-2007 12:31 PM

Im thinking about getting a summer job where I work weekends tooo,, I think Im missing out on exciting work opportunities by being off on sat ans sunday. :evilb: :evilb:

joew. 06-30-2007 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2183109)
Im thinking about getting a summer job where I work weekends tooo,, I think Im missing out on exciting work opportunities by being off on sat ans sunday. :evilb: :evilb:

Di(k

BY U BOY 06-30-2007 01:09 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2183130)
Di(k

ditto:drink:

spk1 06-30-2007 01:09 PM

Or I could get a bar,,,
That way Id see you mutha Fu(kers,, every dayum night.

Of course Id have a big ass barn in the back with saloon style doors that lead right to the bar for those of you with mechanical imparements :evilb:

spk1 06-30-2007 01:10 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2183132)
ditto:drink:

Why are you mad? At least your job is saving you from painting,, errrr.. I mean making little spongy imprints of butterflys and humming birds in the bathroom walls. :evilb:

spk1 06-30-2007 01:13 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2182980)
Hey Chad we may have to put a hold on the fence guy. I just found out we have an esment of about 12 feet and the neighbor said they are talking about running a dozer through it so i want to find out for sure before we put up a fence just to have it knocked down.

Yea,,, words of advise,,,
dont trust any of those houston A-holes,,, hes probabbly been wanting to run a dozer thru there for yrs,, make sure its a real easement , cuz it just may be ur property,, and Id much rather you build the great wall of china there,, in stead of letting your neighbor doze out a clear spot for his underground dungeon. :cool:

spk1 06-30-2007 01:14 PM

I cant believe I have to get on line on a saturday to hang out with U fu(kers. :p

joew. 06-30-2007 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2183136)
I cant believe I have to get on line on a saturday to hang out with U fu(kers. :p

nice!!!!! what is up w/ tonight????

BY U BOY 06-30-2007 01:20 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2183134)
Why are you mad? At least your job is saving you from painting,, errrr.. I mean making little spongy imprints of butterflys and humming birds in the bathroom walls. :evilb:

So true thatnks for pointing that out.:cool:

BY U BOY 06-30-2007 01:22 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2183135)
Yea,,, words of advise,,,
dont trust any of those houston A-holes,,, hes probabbly been wanting to run a dozer thru there for yrs,, make sure its a real easement , cuz it just may be ur property,, and Id much rather you build the great wall of china there,, in stead of letting your neighbor doze out a clear spot for his underground dungeon. :cool:

Yep i need to do some checking and get a copy of the survey from the seller that i can read.

joew. 06-30-2007 02:29 PM

I need some phone numbers pm'd to me up in dis biaznatch.

txlefty 06-30-2007 02:31 PM

What up baitches!! I've burned through 2 ups like a wildfire! :hothead: I haven't been on tour in 10 days cause all the damn rain! :mad: I'm a little rusty! At least it's clear skies for now!




who's hitting the lake later?:snide:

joew. 06-30-2007 02:36 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2183180)
What up baitches!! I've burned through 2 ups like a wildfire! :hothead: I haven't been on tour in 10 days cause all the damn rain! :mad: I'm a little rusty! At least it's clear skies for now!




who's hitting the lake later?:snide:

Did you tell them that was your hummer out front? And it is usually pullin da Fountain.

tomtbone1993 06-30-2007 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2183184)
Did you tell them that was your hummer out front? And it is usually pullin da Fountain.

parked in front of his house on the lake next to his jag and benz:cool: :cool:

1) from Leftys greatest pick up line

tomtbone1993 06-30-2007 02:46 PM

So far today I have closed 3 mind deals for next month that will not pay me until Aug. 15th.......so i got that going for me..:( :( .

tomtbone1993 06-30-2007 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2183180)

who's hitting the lake later?:snide:


I might depending on weather......and the line at the gas station:rolleyes:

BY U BOY 06-30-2007 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2183189)
So far today I have closed 3 mind deals for next month that will not pay me until Aug. 15th.......so i got that going for me..:( :( .

Don't feel bad i have not talked to a single person today. last day of the month and no sales.:( Oh well good thing i had a decent month.

well im out have to go paint and crawl around in the attic.:(

tomtbone1993 06-30-2007 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2183193)
Don't feel bad i have not talked to a single person today. last day of the month and no sales.:( Oh well good thing i had a decent month.

well im out have to go paint and crawl around in the attic.:(

this will be the 3rd bad month in a row for me:( I can only live on March for so long...........but we are going into our season:)

jeff1000man 06-30-2007 03:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2183015)
enjoy it now.....it will not last......:(

3:30 and still bright and sunny.

You guys are missing the world's largest junk sale at Del Lago right now.

Everything must go. If you see it you can buy it. All the wore out overpriced junk you could possibly dream about can now be yours.

Rusty refrigerators $99
Broken dishwashers $79
Cracked mirrors $129
Musty Comforters $17
Chair with no leg - discounted to $29


First come first sold, Sold as is, where is.:eek:

jeff1000man 06-30-2007 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2183141)
Yep i need to do some checking and get a copy of the survey from the seller that i can read.


It seems like the survey should have been a requirement prior to your closing.

jeff1000man 06-30-2007 03:36 PM

Did I forget to mention that I saw Louie0611 putting around the lake at about 10:30 this morning.

txlefty 06-30-2007 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2183190)
I might depending on weather......and the line at the gas station:rolleyes:

Save me a spot! I need gas too! :D :D

txlefty 06-30-2007 04:08 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2183188)
parked in front of his house on the lake next to his jag and benz:cool: :cool:

1) from Leftys greatest pick up line


Don't forget the BMW ! I just got a steal on a 5 series !:evilb: :evilb:

txlefty 06-30-2007 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2183194)
this will be the 3rd bad month in a row for me:( I can only live on March for so long...........but we are going into our season:)

I feel for ya! We've all been there if your in sales! I know that doesn't make a check for ya though. How about working for the last 45 days with no closings. And just been told our plat won't be recorded for another 30 days! So no check for Jorge til mid-August! Thank God for draws:rolleyes:









If anyone needs their lawns mowed, cars washed, FENCE BUILT, any niggra work!!!!!! Give a brother a call!!!:evilb: :evilb:

spk1 06-30-2007 05:14 PM

When you guys come home tonight,,, do notttt!!! Bring the rain with you!, :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-30-2007 05:27 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2183260)
When you guys come home tonight,,, do notttt!!! Bring the rain with you!, :evilb:

Thanks, Management :cool:

txlefty 06-30-2007 05:59 PM

Third times a charm biatches !!!! Another lot off the books!!!! :evilb: Too bad I still can't buy a round yet :(

tomtbone1993 06-30-2007 06:01 PM

Just Sold A Rover........2 Ups Today 50% Closing Ratio......stil Not Enough:(

txlefty 06-30-2007 06:04 PM

There you go....TOPPS boys on a roll! :D And Daddy needs a set of blowers, outdrives, gas money ect. ect....

spk1 06-30-2007 06:18 PM

Whats on the schedule for tonight?

bigandy 06-30-2007 06:28 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2183269)
Thanks, Management :cool:

Is "Management" a french word for chubby guy with a comb-over?

'Cause if so, that needs to be baldwick homes signoff too!

Trojan-man 07-01-2007 12:42 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2183329)
Is "Management" a french word for chubby guy with a comb-over?

'Cause if so, that needs to be baldwick homes signoff too!

Eat a c0ck bigandy !!!!

I put that comment about your skank because we took all those money pics of your tub that day on the lake......

BY U BOY 07-01-2007 08:41 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2183211)
It seems like the survey should have been a requirement prior to your closing.

we have a survey but it is hard to read os we need to get a better copy.

bigandy 07-01-2007 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2183633)
we have a survey but it is hard to read os we need to get a better copy.

call the surveyor that did it, tell him you are fixing to close on the property and the title company needs a legible copy...

Trojan-man 07-01-2007 01:31 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2183740)
call the surveyor that did it, tell him you are fixing to close on the property and the title company needs a legible copy...

yeah if that surveyor is still around.....

bigandy 07-01-2007 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2183799)
yeah if that surveyor is still around.....

what are doing at home chadwick??? lets go get drunk on the houseboat?? Me and wade fixin to go to papas and get started....

Trojan-man 07-01-2007 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2183814)
what are doing at home chadwick??? lets go get drunk on the houseboat?? Me and wade fixin to go to papas and get started....

sweet !! I am still moving furniture and then I make crawl my way up there and get my booz on !!! :drink:

txlefty 07-01-2007 03:04 PM

How bout this damn rain!!!!! THIS SUCKS!!!!!

Andy I need to get together with you about Tuesday! I want to get the shank there early so I can get you parked on the bulkhead.:drink:

jeff1000man 07-01-2007 04:20 PM

I was doing some work with google earth viewer a little while ago. If you zoom in on Inland marina you can see the tip of the bow of the islander stiking out.

That means joew can say that it is so big it can be seen from outer space

That is cool.

jeff1000man 07-01-2007 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2183841)
How bout this damn rain!!!!! THIS SUCKS!!!!!

Andy I need to get together with you about Tuesday! I want to get the shank there early so I can get you parked on the bulkhead.:drink:


It will save on porta can rental :evilb: :evilb: :eek:


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