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wstultz 06-29-2007 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2182237)
Sarah and i are now officially home owners:D

Congrats to both of you.

BY U BOY 06-29-2007 02:23 PM

Pulled my needle and seat from the carb and guess what was in there..



A piece of rubber form the fuel line:mad:

sarahcooper 06-29-2007 02:49 PM

Trojan-man we need a wood fence and rod iron gate as soon as you can get your guys out. I don't want to look at our trashy neighbor at all. I don't work (in the summer) so I will be available any day.

Thanks

jeff1000man 06-29-2007 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2182268)
Pulled my needle and seat from the carb and guess what was in there..



A piece of rubber form the fuel line:mad:

Get bigger filters for those high voolume lines your using. Glad to hear it's not anything serious.

http://www.trickmarine.net/productde...=1042&incat=10

These things are huge. I have them on my junk.

tomtbone1993 06-29-2007 03:00 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2182237)
Sarah and i are now officially home owners:D

Congrats

Trojan-man 06-29-2007 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2182292)
Trojan-man we need a wood fence and rod iron gate as soon as you can get your guys out. I don't want to look at our trashy neighbor at all. I don't work (in the summer) so I will be available any day.

Thanks

So you have all summer to build a fence ?? :evilb: :evilb: :drink:

congrats on the new home, I will call patrick and give him all the info.

sarahcooper 06-29-2007 03:11 PM

I would like a VERY simple gate --- no pointy things on the top, just a bar going straight across. Do we need to buy it?

BY U BOY 06-29-2007 03:36 PM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2182292)
Trojan-man we need a wood fence and rod iron gate as soon as you can get your guys out. I don't want to look at our trashy neighbor at all. I don't work (in the summer) so I will be available any day.

Thanks

I already let him know babe. he will call me when he gets a chance.

Trojan-man 06-29-2007 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2182321)
I would like a VERY simple gate --- no pointy things on the top, just a bar going straight across. Do we need to buy it?

I PMed the boss with instructions.......... after you make him a sammich when he gets home, I am sure he will tell you... :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-29-2007 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2182321)
I would like a VERY simple gate --- no pointy things on the top, just a bar going straight across. Do we need to buy it?

She is all ready trying to build an iron cage to hold you Boy!!

And she is using your friends to do it.

Congrats on a sucesful closing. How many times did they have to re print the docs for type-oh's?

jeff1000man 06-29-2007 03:43 PM

Time for the deep thought of the weekend.





> > Pretty Deep..............Think About It!
> >
> > A holy man was having
> > a conversation with the Lord one day and said,
> >
> > Lord, I would like to know what Heaven
> >
> > and Hell are like."
> >
> > The Lord led the holy
> >
> > man to two doors. He opened one of the doors
> >
> > and the holy man looked in. In the
> >
> > middle of the room was a large round
> >
> > table.
> >
> > In the middle of the table was a large
> >
> > pot of stew which smelled
> >
> > deliciou s and made the holy man's mout h
> >
> > water.
> >
> > The people sitting around
> >
> > the table were thin and sickly. They
> >
> > appeared to be famished. They were
> >
> > holding spoons with very long handles
> >
> > that were strapped to their arms and
> >
> > each found it possible to reach
> >
> > into the pot of stew and take a spoonful,
> >
> > but because the handle was
> >
> > longer than their arms, they could
> >
> > not get the spoons back into their
> >
> > mouths.
> >
> > The holy man shuddered
> >
> > at the sight of their misery and suffering.
> >
> > The Lord said, "You
> >
> > have seen Hell."
> >
> > They went to the next
> >
> > room and opened the door. It was exactly the
> >
> > same as the first one. There
> >
> > was the large round table with the large >
> > pot of stew whic h made the holy man's
> >
> > mouth water. The people were
> >
> > equipped with the same long-handled
> >
> > spoons, but here the people were
> >
> > well nourished and plump, laughing
> >
> > and talking.
> >
> > The holy man said, "I
> >
> > don't understand."
> >
> > It is simple" said
> >
> > the Lord, "it requires but one skill. You see,
> >
> > they have learned to feed each other,
> >
> > while the greedy think only of
> >
> > themselves."
> >

txlefty 06-29-2007 04:02 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2182237)
Sarah and i are now officially home owners:D

Congrats on the new home! So whens the house warming party!?! :evilb:

wstultz 06-29-2007 04:10 PM

What's up for tonight?

tomtbone1993 06-29-2007 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2182378)
What's up for tonight?

I think Club 105 is going too open up tonight:cool:

jeff1000man 06-29-2007 04:20 PM

It just started raining again.

David is heading home around 5 or so with the truck. Probably meet over at 105 unless it is raining. get my junk out and sorted.

He doesn't know what he wants to do with his yet. I think he is stressed out.

See you guys later.

jeff1000man 06-29-2007 04:25 PM

Just talked to one of my insureds on lake travis. I asked hime how much water in the house.

He said, I am at my neighbors house right now and it looks like it is starting to get into the second floor now.

Tbone, tell Web to look out, might be a long night. :mad:

BY U BOY 06-29-2007 04:26 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2182353)
She is all ready trying to build an iron cage to hold you Boy!!

And she is using your friends to do it.

Congrats on a sucesful closing. How many times did they have to re print the docs for type-oh's?

Besides for the loan being screwed up and having them refi at thier cost next month it went smooth. They said the intrest rate went up but they never called us and told us.

tomtbone1993 06-29-2007 04:35 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2182389)
Just talked to one of my insureds on lake travis. I asked hime how much water in the house.

He said, I am at my neighbors house right now and it looks like it is starting to get into the second floor now.

Tbone, tell Web to look out, might be a long night. :mad:

Good thing about Webb's house everything is upstairs. Just a full bar, garage and restroom down stairs:(

Trojan-man 06-29-2007 04:47 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2182395)
Good thing about Webb's house everything is upstairs. Just a full bar, garage and restroom down stairs:(

how much has Travis risen ???

On Time 06-29-2007 04:51 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2182403)
how much has Travis risen ???

695

tomtbone1993 06-29-2007 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2182403)
how much has Travis risen ???

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=162037

bigandy 06-29-2007 05:03 PM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2182292)
Trojan-man we need a wood fence and rod iron gate as soon as you can get your guys out. I don't want to look at our trashy neighbor at all. I don't work (in the summer) so I will be available any day.

Thanks

Times tough trojan man?????? You building fence now?

Congrats on your new home, you have all weekend to christen all the rooms, and the counter tops, and the tubs, and the floors, and the driveway before the big party!!

As far as trashy neighbor......... thats what you get for buying in diamond head!!! What are you going to do when he comes over drunk in his "French Cut, Brazilian style Mankini Banana Hammock" and wants to borrow a can of cheese whiz and play your atari until three in the morning every tuesday night???

txlefty 06-29-2007 05:07 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2182420)
Times tough trojan man?????? You building fence now?

Congrats on your new home, you have all weekend to christen all the rooms, and the counter tops, and the tubs, and the floors, and the driveway before the big party!!

As far as trashy neighbor......... thats what you get for buying in diamond head!!! What are you going to do when he comes over drunk in his "French Cut, Brazilian style Mankini Banana Hammock" and wants to borrow a can of cheese whiz and play your atari until three in the morning every tuesday night???

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

txlefty 06-29-2007 05:15 PM

Looks like Lake Conroe may get busy this weekend with everyone else having all the flooding issues! We may have one hellava raft off this 4th of July! :drink:


Everyone is welcome at my crib on Tuesday the 3rd for Walden's annual fireworks display. The band will start at 7 and play til 12. Plenty of boat parking !!!! I'm cooking fajitas, just bring ice and beer!! :drink:

jeff1000man 06-29-2007 05:21 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2182414)

All of the flooding you are seeing in Marble falls drains directly down the colorado river into Lake Travis.

bigandy 06-29-2007 05:25 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2182433)
Looks like Lake Conroe may get busy this weekend with everyone else having all the flooding issues! We may have one hellava raft off this 4th of July! :drink:


Everyone is welcome at my crib on Tuesday the 3rd for Walden's annual fireworks display. The band will start at 7 and play til 12. Plenty of boat parking !!!! I'm cooking fajitas, just bring ice and beer!! :drink:

and a drum set and new guitar chord and my old skate board! Plus we may need some skirt steak, chicken breasts ( unless those girls from the dam last weekend come ) and tortillas!! See everyone there!!!

Trojan-man 06-29-2007 07:04 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2182420)
Times tough trojan man?????? You building fence now?

Congrats on your new home, you have all weekend to christen all the rooms, and the counter tops, and the tubs, and the floors, and the driveway before the big party!!

As far as trashy neighbor......... thats what you get for buying in diamond head!!! What are you going to do when he comes over drunk in his "French Cut, Brazilian style Mankini Banana Hammock" and wants to borrow a can of cheese whiz and play your atari until three in the morning every tuesday night???

bigandy, whose houthboat is on your avatar ??? why don't you put yours up there retard ???? No times aren't tough, I am just bartering my services for a 5 gallon bucket of chocolate chip cookies !!

And I barter my services for joew's old lady too for other stuff

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

bigandy 06-29-2007 07:19 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2182522)
bigandy, whose houthboat is on your avatar ??? why don't you put yours up there retard ???? No times aren't tough, I am just bartering my services for a 5 gallon bucket of chocolate chip cookies !!

And I barter my services for joew's old lady too for other stuff

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Why 'cause thats your banana boat...... king of the retards!!

You should trade your services for a five gallon bucket of shut the hell up!!!

jeff1000man 06-29-2007 09:54 PM

Hey boatman22

what do you think? Maybe Wet Spot part Deux

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o17212-en.html

BY U BOY 06-29-2007 10:43 PM

painting sucks azz:( :(

jeff1000man 06-30-2007 02:14 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2182719)
painting sucks azz:( :(

Yes it does. But think of the money you are saving.

When you are sitting in your living room and it looks nice and then you have cash for more go fast parts. You'll appreciate it.

Can't wait to see the house. Keep up the good work.

boatman22 06-30-2007 06:27 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2182690)
Hey boatman22

what do you think? Maybe Wet Spot part Deux

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o17212-en.html

Wet Spot Deux......another fine boat...just needs some different paint...hell I'll let mine go for 89K and it has 572's
:evilb:

BY U BOY 06-30-2007 09:36 AM

Hey Chad we may have to put a hold on the fence guy. I just found out we have an esment of about 12 feet and the neighbor said they are talking about running a dozer through it so i want to find out for sure before we put up a fence just to have it knocked down.

bigandy 06-30-2007 10:07 AM

Man, Summer must be over!! I just got gas at Lakeview Marina and it was only $2.99 a gallon, thats dam cheap considering Walden is $3.99 a gallon!!!

tomtbone1993 06-30-2007 10:07 AM

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When will this fu(kin Rain stop???

TODAY: Our consistant weather pattern will bring more scattered thunderstorms into southeast Texas by the afternoon. Additionally, we will have more abundant moisture in the atmosphere as the weekend progresses, so the thunderstorms will likely be more widespread than they were during the work week. For today, expect a 60% chance for mainly afternoon thunderstorms throughout the area. Highs today will be near 88.

TONIGHT: Thunderstorms will wane through early evening, so by 8 o'clock tonight the vast majority of us should be dry. Overnight expect a few isolated light showers to develop along the coast. Other than that, weather should be quiet. Low temperatures tonight will drop to near 76.

SUNDAY: Additional moisture will work into the area from the Gulf, so our rain chances will increase to about 70% by Sunday afternoon. Highs on Sunday will be near 88.

tomtbone1993 06-30-2007 10:09 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2183004)
Man, Summer must be over!! I just got gas at Lakeview Marina and it was only $2.99 a gallon, thats dam cheap considering Walden is $3.99 a gallon!!!

I drove by IHOP this morning and saw a big Gibson their, I thought for sure it was the Skank. But it was not, also Louie should be unloading his rig as I type this. I am so fortunate to have a job that I work on Saturdays. Their is no way I would want to be on the lake right now.:mad: :mad:

jeff1000man 06-30-2007 10:10 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2183005)
When will this fu(kin Rain stop???

TODAY: Our consistant weather pattern will bring more scattered thunderstorms into southeast Texas by the afternoon. Additionally, we will have more abundant moisture in the atmosphere as the weekend progresses, so the thunderstorms will likely be more widespread than they were during the work week. For today, expect a 60% chance for mainly afternoon thunderstorms throughout the area. Highs today will be near 88.

TONIGHT: Thunderstorms will wane through early evening, so by 8 o'clock tonight the vast majority of us should be dry. Overnight expect a few isolated light showers to develop along the coast. Other than that, weather should be quiet. Low temperatures tonight will drop to near 76.

SUNDAY: Additional moisture will work into the area from the Gulf, so our rain chances will increase to about 70% by Sunday afternoon. Highs on Sunday will be near 88.

It is bright and sunny here right now.

tomtbone1993 06-30-2007 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2183010)
It is bright and sunny here right now.

enjoy it now.....it will not last......:(

joew. 06-30-2007 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2182522)
bigandy, whose houthboat is on your avatar ??? why don't you put yours up there retard ???? No times aren't tough, I am just bartering my services for a 5 gallon bucket of chocolate chip cookies !!

And I barter my services for joew's old lady too for other stuff

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

My ole lady has several rules one of which is you must be atleast as tall as her and another is have some hair before she will talk to you. Well I guess that leaves you out..... sorry bud:(


Maybe if you buy a bigger truck the ladies won't think you are compinsating for something:rolleyes:

tomtbone1993 06-30-2007 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2183036)
My ole lady has several rules one of which is you must be atleast as tall as her and another is have some hair before she will talk to you. Well I guess that leaves you out..... sorry bud:(


Maybe if you buy a bigger truck the ladies won't think you are compinsating for something:rolleyes:

you have been away fo 4 days and you start at the end of the thread????:):)


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