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bigandy 06-05-2007 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2151927)
why the h e ll do i have to p whipped

it must be genetics!

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2151937)
Why did Tom delete the post??

it was not funny like most of your post:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

BY U BOY 06-05-2007 03:41 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2151647)
Wade you need to join the cruiser club and have a bigger trojan then your bro.... So here it is and it is in Kemah

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/NO-rE...QQcmdZViewItem

Or you can be like everyother hard di(k on the lake and buy a fountain
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/NO-rE...QQcmdZViewItem

kind of a coinsidence the guy from ship and sail just called looking for some appliances and i got the scoop on the trojan.
Gen set does not work they do not know what is wrong with it since they can not get the hydralic hatch up.
Ac does not blow cold
Boat runs but they think they have a problem with a turbo.
other than that they don't know much and want to get rid of it.

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 03:41 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2151938)
it must be genetics!

He would be a great canidate for Dr. Phill:D

boatman22 06-05-2007 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2151935)
You buckled on the house.

Because Sara said SO:bunny:

BY U BOY 06-05-2007 03:44 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2151935)
You buckled on the house.

I did not buckle:mad: I would be dumb not to buy it at that price. That is the most desired land in Houston. We will double our money on it in 5 years or less.

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 03:46 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2151946)
I did not buckle:mad: I would be dumb not to buy it at that price. That is the most desired land in Houston. We will double our money on it in 5 years or less.

:evilb: :evilb: I new I could get this thread back on track:drink:

BY U BOY 06-05-2007 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2151938)
it must be genetics!

Ok im lost. maybe im just high from the paint fumes in the building right now.

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 03:49 PM

1. ***** whipped 779 up, 46 down

(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.
(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex

(1) omg, tom's girl has him so ****ing ***** whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound HERE::
(2) if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned ***** whipped.


2. ***** whipped 230 up, 56 down

When one is a slave to coochie and is completely owned and controlled by the coochie's owner.

While vacationing in New York City, Adam (The *****) was so ***** whipped he went to a lame ass broadway show and drank a Cosmopolitan intead of taking his woman to ESPN Zone and watching sports and drinking beer. And he still didn't get any cause she has ***** control...and his balls

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2151955)
I swear to GOD if you do not delete this post before Jenni reads it i will stab you in the eye with a sautering iron.:drink:

Their is NO Way WStultz is posting that:drink:

bigandy 06-05-2007 03:53 PM

i thought wstultz was gay because he macramayed his own jean shorts and liked cold play but now i dont know... not owning a boat for 1 day has converted him, is that what happened to spick1???

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 03:53 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2151946)
I did not buckle:mad: I would be dumb not to buy it at that price. That is the most desired land in Houston. We will double our money on it in 5 years or less.

Whatever Jennie lets you believe. :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 03:56 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2151963)
does anyone know the number for a good jeweler ??

Once I sell the sutphen I am going to sell the barn and the acreage if anyone knows anyone who might want it.

I just put money down on a nice little culdesac lot in walden....I think betty will like the back yard :p

Sell me the barn if you are serious.

You really are in trouble. You need a good nite at the strip club to get over your selling the boat.

Look at the last couple of posts.

I have sold the boat
I am getting a ring.
I can't go to Pappas
Tom, can I ride with you
I will be Bigandy's rope boy
I am selling my shop
I am buing a regular house.

AAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH

bigandy 06-05-2007 03:57 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2151963)
does anyone know the number for a good jeweler ??

Once I sell the sutphen I am going to sell the barn and the acreage if anyone knows anyone who might want it.

I just put money down on a nice little culdesac lot in walden....I think betty will like the back yard :p


i got a nice engagment ring you can buy.... oh wait i still have a sack and i traded it for a new watch so i can trick the strippers into blowing me!!!

I am sure the three of you will be very happy, maybe you and your brother can go halfs on a pontoon so you dont have to borrow your dads.

BY U BOY 06-05-2007 03:57 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2151965)
Whatever Jennie lets you believe. :evilb:

At least i kinow how to spell JENNI:drink: :evilb:

bigandy 06-05-2007 04:00 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2151970)
Sell me the barn if you are serious.

You really are in trouble. You need a good nite at the strip club to get over your selling the boat.

Look at the last couple of posts.

I have sold the boat
I am getting a ring.
I can't go to Pappas
Tom, can I ride with you
I will be Bigandy's rope boy
I am selling my shop
I am buing a regular house.

AAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH

Dont be jackin with my new rope boy!! he likes to be called a "domestic aquatic engineer"

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 04:00 PM

This thread is giving me a headache. All this talk about settling down and making rational decisions.

WTF

:eek:

bigandy 06-05-2007 04:02 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2151978)
Anyways, I gotta do some more workin out before I get on anyone's boat. I have been puttin on some poundage if you know what i mean. My gut is like a basketball, perfectly round.... :D :drink:

actually the bigger your gut the bigger boat you have to ride on, thats all.... jeff and lefty are fixing to go in halfs on the Southern Empress!!!!

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2151979)
Dont be jackin with my new rope boy!! he likes to be called a "domestic aquatic engineer"

Buy him a makeup back and some stilletos.

bigandy 06-05-2007 04:04 PM

Jeff you can see the sign from your backyard.......... only one "P"


Papa's!!!

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2151984)
actually the bigger your gut the bigger boat you have to ride on, thats all.... jeff and lefty are fixing to go in halfs on the Southern Empress!!!!

Yeah that's why you have a houthboat.

No one's gut is bigger than bigandy. :evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 04:06 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2151986)
Jeff you can see the sign from your backyard.......... only one "P"


Papa's!!!


I am having trouble typing because I am crying for Wade's dilema.

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 04:07 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2151989)
Up yours mush mouth, at least I know what I want, you keep makin love to your freshly painted engines, I have my whole life ahead of me.....marriage, family, betty & a new friend for betty... :evilb:

BBOO HHOO< BOO HOO

Make me a killer deal on the shop then. I am not scared. I will even let you come by and mow if you want.

wstultz 06-05-2007 04:09 PM

First 295k gets the shop......

This one I think I will leave on here.

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 04:10 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2151995)
It is not a dilemma, if you can't support my decision, then kiss my a$$ mofo.. :mad:

Tisk Tisk.

I am being supportive. I have even offered to finance the new house by buying the shop.

Want to make a partial trade into the Del Lago house?

BY U BOY 06-05-2007 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2151999)
First 295k gets the shop......

That would buy a damn nice boat:drink:

wstultz 06-05-2007 04:11 PM

Bigandy, come get your chit outa my shop, if not I am selling as is with all your parts...:evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2151999)
First 295k gets the shop......

I knew it. You have surely fallen off the deep end.

I have a box of lettuce, a case of beer and the keys to one of Bigandy's toys. Make you a trade even up.

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2152000)
Tisk Tisk.

I am being supportive. I have even offered to finance the new house by buying the shop.

Want to make a partial trade into the Del Lago house?

do you really think this is Wstultz posting???

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2152000)
Tisk Tisk.

I am being supportive. I have even offered to finance the new house by buying the shop.

Want to make a partial trade into the Del Lago house?

Del Lago house plus 325K:evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 04:15 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2152007)
do you really think this is Wstultz posting???

Sure does sound like him.

joew. 06-05-2007 04:16 PM

It could be a mother and son double wedding. I don't think the women should wear white though:evilb:

spk1 06-05-2007 04:16 PM

Ok,, Field trip tonight Boy We are all going to "church",,, they have plenty of steak, and other pink meat for your enjoyment.
:evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2152014)
It could be a mother and son double wedding. I don't think the women should wear white though:evilb:

that is just wrong:D

bigandy 06-05-2007 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2152002)
Bigandy, come get your chit outa my shop, if not I am selling as is with all your parts...:evilb: :evilb:

I can put together 295 before jeff gathers up enough fried chickens buckets, coupons to the movies, 2 for 1 credit cards to lubys and a downpayment to get the shop. I aint moving nothin, just tell "spf-cream gravy" the rent is going up!!

wstultz 06-05-2007 04:19 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2152014)
It could be a mother and son double wedding. I don't think the women should wear white though:evilb:

Is someone the new "Habitual line crosser?" Kim and I went to highschool together, don't make me get out some stories... :evilb: :evilb: :eek:

BY U BOY 06-05-2007 04:21 PM

God dmn Guss! why cant your wife walk down stairs? I bet she can climb the phuck out of tree. guss your wife is a phuckin big foot isn't she guss.:drink:

spk1 06-05-2007 04:21 PM

WHy does Stultz keep pming me about the tow rating on a mini van?? :eek: wtf?

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 04:22 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2152021)
Is someone the new "Habitual line crosser?" Kim and I went to highschool together, don't make me get out some stories... :evilb: :evilb: :eek:

OHHHH NOOOOOO. AAHHHHHHHHH :eek:

wstultz 06-05-2007 04:22 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2152023)
WHy does Stultz keep pming me about the tow rating on a mini van?? :eek: wtf?

a$$hole :(


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