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joew. 01-27-2009 11:22 AM

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2786992][QUOTE=joew.;2786942]Bandit leaves FL at 2:00pm.


lol, yeah.....um...i'm not fallin for that one again :angry-smiley-038:
If we give him enough chit maybe he will get out of bed and make some plans.:evilb:

Trojan-man 01-27-2009 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2786942)
Bandit leaves FL at 2:00pm.

If we give him enough chit maybe he will get out of bed and make some plans.:evilb:

or we will make plans and then we can't go because the lights arent bright enough on the tuna tower :evilb::evilb:

spk1 01-27-2009 11:45 AM

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2786992][QUOTE=joew.;2786942]Bandit leaves FL at 2:00pm.


lol, yeah.....um...i'm not fallin for that one again :angry-smiley-038:
LOL,, thatss reallll niceee to hear from the last guy to wake up every morning,, I swear this is the respect I get when I refused to give in to willis' demands to leave you behind each morning?? :angry-smiley-038:

bigandy 01-27-2009 11:47 AM

i wish that was video cause then we could hear JoeW whispering barely audible motor sounds and the occasional "fish on, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" :evilb::drink:

Trojan-man 01-27-2009 12:37 PM

[QUOTE=spk1;2787017][QUOTE=Trojan-man;2786992]

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2786942)
Bandit leaves FL at 2:00pm.

LOL,, thatss reallll niceee to hear from the last guy to wake up every morning,, I swear this is the respect I get when I refused to give in to willis' demands to leave you behind each morning?? :angry-smiley-038:

Muahahahahahahahaha when daddy is on vacation, I aint tryin to have no alarm clock :party-smiley-004:

I figured I would get up whenever Bigandy was done molesting the maid ...... every morning when I opened the door she was walking away from him and he was puttiing his shirt and pants back on.

Trojan-man 01-27-2009 12:38 PM

[QUOTE=spk1;2787017][QUOTE=Trojan-man;2786992]

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2786942)
Bandit leaves FL at 2:00pm.

LOL,, thatss reallll niceee to hear from the last guy to wake up every morning,, I swear this is the respect I get when I refused to give in to willis' demands to leave you behind each morning?? :angry-smiley-038:

no reason to get up early to go sit on the back of the Hatt and wait for the pizza to get there. :food-smiley-007::food-smiley-007:

spk1 01-27-2009 12:55 PM

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2787051][QUOTE=spk1;2787017]

Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2786992)

no reason to get up early to go sit on the back of the Hatt and wait for the pizza to get there. :food-smiley-007::food-smiley-007:

We werent waiting on pizza,, we were waiting on you and bigandy to get back from your 13 course lunch at the irish pub down the street. :angry-smiley-038:

wstultz 01-27-2009 01:12 PM

Can't make this trip fellas.:( I'm sure it will be a kick arse time with plenty of stories about all of you striking out with dirty Cuban hookers. :evilb: While your at the show go and find someone to buy my boat damnit!!!!!

joew. 01-27-2009 01:59 PM

http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1987.../United-States

I can't believe no one has put this deal together yet. I know a couple of people were trying but they have had there chance. It is time Jeffro calls and kills the deal for all of us

:evilb:

wstultz 01-27-2009 02:15 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2787127)
http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1987.../United-States

I can't believe no one has put this deal together yet. I know a couple of people were trying but they have had there chance. It is time Jeffro calls and kills the deal for all of us

:evilb:

I had an appt. set up for Chad and Spk1 to look at that thing last trip but I believe they were on the back of the Bandit eating Pizza.

Trojan-man 01-27-2009 06:27 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2787138)
I had an appt. set up for Chad and Spk1 to look at that thing last trip but I believe they were on the back of the Bandit eating Pizza.

:evilb::evilb: I will look at while I am there this time fo sho

spk1 01-27-2009 06:34 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2787085)
Can't make this trip fellas.:( I'm sure it will be a kick arse time with plenty of stories about all of you striking out with dirty Cuban hookers. :evilb: While your at the show go and find someone to buy my boat damnit!!!!!

Now you and I both know your credit card has just enough on it to handle one last plane ticket,, or just ride with ur bro, banana is counting on you! :evilb: :evilb:

spk1 01-27-2009 06:37 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2787138)
I had an appt. set up for Chad and Spk1 to look at that thing last trip but I believe they were on the back of the Bandit eating Pizza.

No we were at national marine liquidators all day you *****s! We only sat on the boat the days you guys got there, lol :ernaehrung004:

spk1 01-27-2009 06:40 PM

Oh whats that?? err I have to go now taking haute rocks to a water front restraunt with some french canadian model chick,, and my new captian and his girl,, I tell you when this guys says he can produce he isnt lying,, mean while joew. has some halfway divorced barefoot chick with a newborn, he says kim "might" be able to hook me up with,, blaaaaaa :rolleyes: Dont worry Im going to make sure he catches a sailfish with a broken Billl! chack me out at shooterscam.com in a few mins,

jeff1000man 01-27-2009 07:03 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2787376)
Oh whats that?? err I have to go now taking haute rocks to a water front restraunt with some french canadian model chick,, and my new captian and his girl,, I tell you when this guys says he can produce he isnt lying,, mean while joew. has some halfway divorced barefoot chick with a newborn, he says kim "might" be able to hook me up with,, blaaaaaa :rolleyes: Dont worry Im going to make sure he catches a sailfish with a broken Billl! chack me out at shooterscam.com in a few mins,

That is what highrollers do isn't it? They usually just don't brag about it on the internet.

Maybe it's just that I don't know any highrollers.

joew. 01-27-2009 07:58 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2787376)
Oh whats that?? err I have to go now taking haute rocks to a water front restraunt with some french canadian model chick,, and my new captian and his girl,, I tell you when this guys says he can produce he isnt lying,, mean while joew. has some halfway divorced barefoot chick with a newborn, he says kim "might" be able to hook me up with,, blaaaaaa :rolleyes: Dont worry Im going to make sure he catches a sailfish with a broken Billl! chack me out at shooterscam.com in a few mins,

I had you a hook up on a smokin hot chick. I just decided not to waste it since you can't close a fu(kin book:evilb:

On a side note, I don't care if it has a broken bill.:drink:

wstultz 01-27-2009 08:01 PM

"You sombiatches couldn't close an umbrella!"

jeff1000man 01-27-2009 08:02 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2787463)
I had you a hook up on a smokin hot chick. I just decided not to waste it since you can't close a fu(kin book:evilb:

On a side note, I don't care if it has a broken bill.:drink:

Hook me up with the one from the wedding. Does she like fat guys?

jeff1000man 01-27-2009 08:02 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2787465)
"You sombiatches couldn't close an umbrella!"

You sounded a lot taller on radio.

wstultz 01-27-2009 08:21 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2787468)
You sounded a lot taller on radio.

:D:D:D

tomtbone1993 01-27-2009 08:42 PM

sad day in April Sound......

STAFF CHANGE

It's with a great deal of regret that I must inform you of a change in our club's senior staff. After a review of our F&B department results and our plans for the future, Chef Darren Reed and I have come to a mutual agreement that in the best interest of the Club, he will resign his position. In lieu of working out a notice, he will vacate the position immediately in order to pursue new opportunities, both within ClubCorp and outside the company. Over the past three years, Darren has greatly improved the quality and presentation of our food and we'll be forever grateful of his service to our Club. We truly appreciate all Darren has done for us and wish him only the very best in his culinary quest.

Following the fire, Darren assumed the additional responsibility of supervising the service personnel and unfortunately we are not in the position to hire a new F&B Director at this time. We do need to look to the future opening of our new clubhouse; the planning, staffing and training that must begin now. As a result we had to find an individual with experience as both a chef and F&B director. Beginning tomorrow, we will welcome Rich Popovich as that person. Rich is coming to us from Kingwood C.C. where he is currently an assistant director of food and beverage. We hope everyone will welcome Rich to our Team and we look forward to his new leadership.

bigandy 01-27-2009 08:45 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=120367741267

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=160311627962

here you go tbone, yes it is Mustangsonly.com thanks for asking....

tomtbone1993 01-27-2009 09:26 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2787500)

those stangs are a hell of alot cleaner than the one I took in.....

tomtbone1993 01-27-2009 09:36 PM

Boats
Chris Craft Stinger 390 used during the first season of Miami Vice.[43]

Throughout the entire series, Sonny Crockett lived on an Endeavour 42 sailboat named the St. Vitus' Dance, which in 1986 cost $120,000.[44] However, in the pilot episode, Crockett is seen on an Endeavor 40 sailboat.[44] The allure of the sailboats was so much that the Endeavour 42 used for the 1986 season of Miami Vice was sold to a midwest couple, while the Endeavour 40, the pilot's sailboat, was sold to a chartering service in Fort Lauderdale. At the same time, Endeavour was building a new 42 for the 1987 season of Miami Vice.[44]

Crockett also pilots a 39 foot Chris Craft Stinger 390 in the first season,[43] and a Wellcraft 38 Scarab KV for the remainder of the show.[33][45][44] The Scarab 38 KV was a 28-hued, twin 440-hp boat that sold for $130,000 in 1986.[44]

As a result of the attention the Scarab 38 KV garnered on Miami Vice, Wellcraft received "an onslaught of orders", increasing sales by 21% in one year alone.[44] In appreciation, Wellcraft gave Don Johnson an exact duplicate of the boat as a gift. Afterward, Johnson was frequently seen arriving to work in it.[44] Altogether, one hundred copies of the boat (dubbed the "Scarab 38KV Miami Vice Edition") were built by Wellcraft.[46] The Miami Vice graphics and color scheme, which included turquoise, aqua, and orchid, could have been ordered on any other Scarab from 20-38 feet.[33]

Don Johnson also designed the Scarab Excel 43 ft, Don Johnson Signature Series (DJSS), and raced a similar one as well.[47] The Don Johnson Signature Series was powered by twin 650-hp Lambourghini V-12's, which caused some problem to the design of the boat due to their size.[47] Overall the boat cost $300,000 with each engine alone amounting to between $60-$70,000.[47] Furthermore, the thrill of boat racing would lead Johnson to startup his own Offshore powerboat racing team, called Team USA.[48] Joining him were other Hollywood stars like Kurt Russell and Chuck Norris, and eventually Johnson would win the Offshore World Cup in 1988 and continue racing into the 1990's.[48]

In total, six real-life Scarab 38KV TV-boats were built, including the one given to Don Johnson.[citation needed] The latter boat has been confiscated twice by the IRS in Finland and currently is restored by a caring owner. Three others are located in New Jersey, (2nd season boat) "the Camera boat" in Norway, and the last one, which can only be seen for one still clip during the 5th season, is currently in Germany.[citation needed]

bigandy 01-27-2009 09:47 PM

does that have something to do with the text i just got from kevin???

tomtbone1993 01-27-2009 10:03 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2787548)
does that have something to do with the text i just got from kevin???

yep......when I am balls deep in hot puzzy I send out mass text asking worthless BS.........:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 01-27-2009 10:16 PM

I know my Rights......


http://biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/M...serarrest.html

jeff1000man 01-27-2009 10:20 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2787559)
yep......when I am balls deep in hot puzzy I send out mass text asking worthless BS.........:party-smiley-004:

Sounds like he scored as bout as well with those as with the 2 I hooked him up with that fateful night with captain insano. :mad:

Either that, or he is taking the true high roller route where he is finished in a couple minutes, hands them the money and tells them where the front door is.

Trojan-man 01-28-2009 01:20 AM

:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:

spk1 01-28-2009 03:32 AM

I wont be getting up anytime before noon tomorrow,, so you guys just order a pizza on the back boat for lunch,, :cool-smiley-011:

joew. 01-28-2009 10:03 AM

What is the plans for super bowl sunday??????

On a side note: If anyone wants to know where I will be for the next few days, I will be at the King Ranch!!!! Private jet leaves in four hours biatches.

boatman22 01-28-2009 10:28 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2787766)
What is the plans for super bowl sunday??????

On a side note: If anyone wants to know where I will be for the next few days, I will be at the King Ranch!!!! Private jet leaves in four hours biatches.

There is deep sea fishing at King Ranch?:hitfan:

joew. 01-28-2009 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2787783)
There is deep sea fishing at King Ranch?:hitfan:

I also hunt/drink:ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 01-28-2009 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2787766)
What is the plans for super bowl sunday??????

On a side note: If anyone wants to know where I will be for the next few days, I will be at the King Ranch!!!! Private jet leaves in four hours biatches.

That sounds real GREEN..."private jet" you phucking executives are all the same.......:hitfan:

jeff1000man 01-28-2009 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2787808)
That sounds real GREEN..."private jet" you phucking executives are all the same.......:hitfan:

THat's why their stock is up 30% today. Investors know that none of the big boys are around to fu(k anything up for the next couple days.

I'd like to split these 10's, thanks you very much.

joew. 01-28-2009 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2787808)
That sounds real GREEN..."private jet" you phucking executives are all the same.......:hitfan:

Fu(k Green

jeff1000man 01-28-2009 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2787835)
Fu(k Green

The quicker we speed up global warming, the quicker we can boat year round. :ernaehrung004:

Rcolter 01-28-2009 11:55 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2787808)
That sounds real GREEN..."private jet" you phucking executives are all the same.......:hitfan:

That coming from the Captain of SS Valdez. Correct me if I am wrong but dumping large amounts of oil from your bilge on ducks is not recycling in a "GREEN" way.:hitfan:

They come stock natural water repellant and didn't need a Performance Upgrade.

jeff1000man 01-28-2009 12:07 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2787859)
That coming from the Captain of SS Valdez. Correct me if I am wrong but dumping large amounts of oil from your bilge on duck is not recycling in a "GREEN" way.:hitfan:

They come stock natural water repellant and didn't need a Gregory Performance Style Upgrade.

You didn't need to drag me into this. :Whatever:

Rcolter 01-28-2009 12:11 PM

Sorry Pres Ojeffa. I took care of that for you.


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