Ill show you panzie:D












It could be worse,it could be my engines kicking my azz:evilb: :evilb:

anyone that wants to help us move we are starting at 9am:D:D

Get your rig off of this.

Taken by one of my insured's of his Lake Travis house when water was 12" lower 2 days ago. :mad: :mad:

Water probably won't go down until weekend or early next week

Will this been seen on Lake Conroe real soon???? I think Blackwood should be scared....real scared!!!! He's gonna need a little more than NOS to catch this CAT! :D :evilb: :eek:

Rain Rain go away come again another day..... like Monday:D

Who is ready to tie one on tonight, I know I am. The Islander will be out if the weather holds out. Anyone that would like to join is more then welcome. Except Baldwick:evilb:

OK boys since I know tomorrow you boys will be drunk, hung over, or in the dog house lets discuss tomorrows plans as well.

Tonight we trash Lefty's house. I am planning on punching a hole through his TV eeerrrr I mean sheet rock. This is a given.


Now tomorrow night 4th of July night. Where are we all going to get together and raft off for the other fireworks?

This is what Blackwood sent me back.....I really don't understand the picture......

----- BBQ RULES

We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....

(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

I'm sitting at my office doing my Anti-Rain dance, some have experienced this and coined it the "Shrek Dance"! Let's hope it works! :evilb: :evilb:

Looks like a Blue Genie coming out, or is that how a 1075 blows when you run it LEAN !!!!!:eek: :evilb: :eek:

My feelings are hurt :( :(

The dirty connection will be out tomorrow night for the bentwater fireworks show, and everyone is invited except for joew, b/c kim will be on the boat too :evilb: :evilb: :drink:

yeah right. you stultz boys never take your junk out.

so true......:(:)

I take my tub out as much as you williams boys fall in the drink. :evilb: :evilb: :evilb: which is every time you are in a boat

Joe falls in the drink a hell of a lot more than you take your Tub out.:):)

Now , now I don't think we need to get in a Stultz/ Williams rumble. Everyone just calm down and keep your hands on your own girlfriends.:D

On a side note......I don't think Blackwood has anything to worry about.

Is Stultz a French name? It didn't take you long to raise the White Flag:):)

Alright slut, your pushin your limits. And no, we're not some dirty frogs. It's a powerful German name which means pride, something you don't know a lot about.

Cold Got To Be!

Williams a German name as well. It means Leadership, not Gay Pride:):)

I don't recall any of the Stultz boats named the "Rainbow Room".

BIP !!!! :evilb: :evilb: :bunny:

Williams is swahili for wet cell phone :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

NICE

stultz
German: nickname for someone with long legs or a crutch, from a variant of Middle High German stelze ‘stilt’, ‘leg’. (On the insertion of t [see Stentz].)

Williams: true origin, Cambodian tribe, known for their small hairy stature and dragging the fists along the ground as if a gorilla. (see hairy ape retard)

I think I just Shat myself! :eek: That's some funny $hit!:evilb: :evilb:

You want to see some funny chit? check out your last name:evilb: :evilb:

Try lookin up Stolz. That's where the name originated.....jick.

OH MY God !!!!!! What the hell ??!!! :evilb: :evilb: :drink:

pretty cool what Wade stands for:)


"On the Water"


check it out .....

why? that is not how you spell it?:evilb:

It's not spelt stentz either.....Learn German then call me back.

Chad don't take your lack of female companionship out on the rest of the group It is not our fault you and your bro have boats older then me that never have any poon on board.

What crazy Andy dictionary are you looking this stuff up in?

stolz
German and Jewish (Ashkenazic): nickname from Middle High German, German stolz ‘magnificent’, ‘proud’, Yiddish shtolts ‘proud’.

If you consider your father-in-law and his son poon then.....OK you got us there.:evilb:

OOOOHHHHH CHIT...............:eek: :eek: :eek:

Hey don't drag me into your family squabbles !!!! Monkey boy!!!:evilb: :evilb: