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Trojan-man 10-09-2007 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2300581)
you wish Emanuel:hitfan::cool-smiley-026:

No....I am pretty sure. And thats why you want a sonic, to make up for your low profile freeboard :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 10-09-2007 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2300589)
What was wrong with th engine that is requiring a short block?

Hole in the piston. Pieces that came off gouged the block and it needs machine work.

I have a 454 short block in my garage, so I will save a little money and build it myself. Broken engines and bad luck seem to follow me around.

Good news is that I just got off the phone with the guy that sold the POS to me and he is volunteering more money to the proceedure. :ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027:

















OH, and I just saved a bundle on my car insurance by switching to GEICO

Trojan-man 10-09-2007 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2300322)
Spick started making sack lunches on Monday for the trip. I asked him who would eat twenty sack lunches and he just kept saying hehe hehe hehe.:evilb::evilb:

SPF Cream gravy had 2 chopped beef samiches for lunch. At the end of his feast, he just looked up at me and said, spick1 who ????????????????????????????

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 10-09-2007 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2300594)
"so I will save a little money and build it myself. Broken engines and bad luck seem to follow me around. "

Where have I heard this before?????






























16 times !!!!!! :evilb::evilb:

BY U BOY 10-09-2007 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2300602)
Where have I heard this before?????






























16 times !!!!!! :evilb::evilb:

yeah by the time he wants to sell it to me he will have to pay me to take it off his hands.:rolleyes::D

BY U BOY 10-09-2007 03:56 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2092246)
I want a beer and I want to see somtin neked.

ditto:D

jeff1000man 10-09-2007 03:57 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2300608)
yeah by the time he wants to sell it to me he will have to pay me to take it off his hands.:rolleyes::D


Yeah, like you are ever gonna change rigs. I bet you still have the same underwear you had in high school.

:evilb:

Trojan-man 10-09-2007 03:57 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2300608)
yeah by the time he wants to sell it to me he will have to pay me to take it off his hands.:rolleyes::D

BIP !!!! :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 10-09-2007 03:57 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2300613)
Yeah, like you are ever gonna change rigs. I bet you still have the same underwear you had in high school.

:evilb:

REVERSE BIP !!!!

txlefty 10-09-2007 04:01 PM

Is anyone else pumped up about this weekend ?????? It's gonna be a blast!


Looks like Colter is going, so probably count on Timmy and Dustin also. The Party is gettin bigger!

txlefty 10-09-2007 04:02 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2300613)
Yeah, like you are ever gonna change rigs. I bet you still have the same underwear you had in high school.

:evilb:



I know my girl DOES! That makes them about 6 months old!!:party-smiley-048::evilb::party-smiley-048:

jeff1000man 10-09-2007 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2300619)
Is anyone else pumped up about this weekend ?????? It's gonna be a blast!


Looks like Colter is going, so probably count on Timmy and Dustin also. The Party is gettin bigger!

They said yesterday that they weren't going.

txlefty 10-09-2007 04:06 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2300621)
They said yesterday that they weren't going.

I saw him a club 105 around 7. He said he was 80-90% there. Hell who knows, I guess we'll get a firm count at the yacht basin.

All I know is that I'll be there ready to get it! :ernaehrung004:

BY U BOY 10-09-2007 04:09 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2300613)
Yeah, like you are ever gonna change rigs. I bet you still have the same underwear you had in high school.

:evilb:

who said i wear underware.:D

tomtbone1993 10-09-2007 04:09 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2300614)
BIP !!!! :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

New rule created Sunday Morning.....no BIPs may be awared to non boat owners....

For ex: It does not matter how funny Spik1's post may be, no BIP will be awarded:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man 10-09-2007 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2300624)
I saw him a club 105 around 7. He said he was 80-90% there. Hell who knows, I guess we'll get a firm count at the yacht basin.

All I know is that I'll be there ready to get it! :ernaehrung004:

Just got off the phone and they are not attending unless they win the lotto between now and then.

They are not man enough.

jeff1000man 10-09-2007 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2300630)
New rule created Sunday Morning.....no BIPs may be awared to non boat owners....

For ex: It does not matter how funny Spik1's post may be, no BIP will be awarded:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

THanks for the clarification.

Now in the case of multiple boat ownership? Do Bigandy's BIP's count exponentially?

Example: BIP to the power of 28

jeff1000man 10-09-2007 04:13 PM

On a better note. Prices for the Ryan Colter experience have come down exponentially. I may be going to that also.

:ernaehrung004:

joew. 10-09-2007 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2300635)
THanks for the clarification.

Now in the case of multiple boat ownership? Do Bigandy's BIP's count exponentially?

Example: BIP to the power of 28

Would that mean that my bip would count for half?????

BY U BOY 10-09-2007 04:17 PM

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tomtbone1993 10-09-2007 04:21 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2300635)
THanks for the clarification.

Now in the case of multiple boat ownership? Do Bigandy's BIP's count exponentially?

Example: BIP to the power of 28

no due to the fact that only one runs & and it was also used to block the view at Papas:cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 10-09-2007 04:23 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2300642)
Would that mean that my bip would count for half?????

no because you have spent many hours working on Smooth.....showing up 6 hours late wearing designer jeans and 100.00 T-shirts gets you no where:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 10-09-2007 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2300630)
New rule created Sunday Morning.....no BIPs may be awared to non boat owners....

For ex: It does not matter how funny Spik1's post may be, no BIP will be awarded:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

BIP !! = (2x .5s)+1 = BIP to the second power

Trojan-man 10-09-2007 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2300651)
no because you have spent many hours working on Smooth.....showing up 6 hours late wearing designer jeans and 100.00 T-shirts gets you no where:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

Joew is smarter than I thought !!!

Trojan-man 10-09-2007 04:26 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2300648)
no due to the fact that only one runs & and it was also used to block the view at Papas:cool-smiley-027:

Somebody is still mad about $1.25 Beer night :ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 10-09-2007 04:39 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2300657)
Somebody is still mad about $1.25 :

this started with the $13.00 over charge for launching:):)

jeff1000man 10-09-2007 04:40 PM

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funny chit. Guess we are just born this way.

Trojan-man 10-09-2007 04:50 PM

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2300677)
this started with the $13.00 over charge for launching:):)


tomtbone1993 10-09-2007 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2300680)
funny chit. Guess we are just born this way.

is that a pic of you, from the last time you touched a nipple??

jeff1000man 10-09-2007 04:56 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2300700)
is that a pic of you, from the last time you touched a nipple??

I will BIP Myself.

BY U BOY 10-09-2007 05:30 PM

I am a go for the trip:party-smiley-048::party-smiley-048:

BY U BOY 10-09-2007 05:31 PM

T minus 53 hours and counting:cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026::ernaehrung004:

txlefty 10-09-2007 05:37 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2300740)
I am a go for the trip:party-smiley-048::party-smiley-048:

AWESOME...:ernaehrung004:

You sure didn't wanna log in on Monday and hear how bad azz I was singing "Pancho and Lefty" with Willie..:party-smiley-048:

BY U BOY 10-09-2007 05:40 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2300748)
AWESOME...:ernaehrung004:

You sure didn't wanna log in on Monday and hear how bad azz I was singing "Pancho and Lefty" with Willie..:party-smiley-048:

just don't fall off the stage:D

txlefty 10-09-2007 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2300751)
just don't fall off the stage:D

Oh there will be MUCH falling down my friend, MUCH! :ernaehrung004:

BY U BOY 10-09-2007 05:48 PM

I'm sure it will be a weekend to try and remember:ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004::ernaehrung0 04:

BY U BOY 10-09-2007 05:49 PM

who is going to pass out first?

txlefty 10-09-2007 06:02 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2300767)
who is going to pass out first?

I'm gonna go ahead and place the first bet of the weekend! I've got $20.00 that Andy passes out at a table in the casino...he'll be sitting up, drooling, wanting a hit on 19! Anyone want some of this action???
:party-smiley-004::evilb::food-smiley-009:

Trojan-man 10-09-2007 07:30 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2300785)
I'm gonna go ahead and place the first bet of the weekend! I've got $20.00 that Andy passes out at a table in the casino...he'll be sitting up, drooling, wanting a hit on 19! Anyone want some of this action???

I got $20 bucks says the smale's kid picks his nose and eats it, any takers ???????? :D:D

Andy doesn't pass out gambling, he never sits down, he just walks up to tables, throws down a bet, wins or losses, then goes to the next table. He knows he passes out when he sits down :ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027: So i will take your bet !!!!

(Now andy will not pass out on purpose so he can try to split my winnings with me) McDonaldhoffersteinburg

bigandy 10-09-2007 08:16 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2300785)
I'm gonna go ahead and place the first bet of the weekend! I've got $20.00 that Andy passes out at a table in the casino...he'll be sitting up, drooling, wanting a hit on 19! Anyone want some of this action???
:party-smiley-004::evilb::food-smiley-009:

im in on that action because black jack is for people who sit down to pee!!

5-7 foot sees, we dont need a extra boat trailer we need a bunch of little trailers to bring home the pieces

buy u i am sorry for sarah's and your loss....


















and that you are only three feet tall and four feet wide.

jeff take your 600 ci mtn motors to dereberry and see if he can get more than 200 hp out of them, then have him install them and drive a boat next year. dont mean to point out the obvious but you are apparently not a good mechanic.

i wonder if kims dad realizes how many 1/2 BIPS he has accumulated??

tbone if you bring it up again i will not use all the extra 13 dollars i charge to get you lap dances, besides if moneys that tight maybe we should just stay here and play bingo

ODOYLE RULES!!!!


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