Go by and see Jerry Davis. He has the shop across 105 from Jack in the box. Has yellow boat up on the sign. He and his guys are a repair shop and they do a lot of rigging etc.

Tell him what you need to do and that Jeff Gregory sent you over.

He stays busy, but is reasonable on cost.

Come on by I'll be hear all day..

I thought you knew where the boat was...this is Louie's old boat.

YOU HAVE TWO FIRST NAMES:D

Didn't recognize you. You know who Jerry is then.

PAT is short for patrick :evilb:

Pat (Saturday Night Live)
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Pat was an androgynous fictional character created and performed by Julia Sweeney for the American sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live.

Pat was a somewhat overweight, sexually ambiguous character with short, curly black hair who wore glasses and a blue western-style shirt with tan slacks. The character spoke in a nasally voice that sometimes squeaked. Pat apparently suffered from very sweaty palms, and constantly wiped them on his/her clothing while making a strange whimpering sound, further adding to the character's unappealing quality. Sweeney wore no makeup and colored her lips beige to further hide any sex identity clues.

The sketches always involved the celebrity guest hosts of the show playing everyday people who encounter Pat and then go to great lengths to discover Pat's true sex without being so rude as to actually ask (since Pat can be short for either "Patrick", a traditionally male name, or "Patricia", a traditionally female name). Pat remained completely oblivious, endlessly frustrating the questioners with answers that leave the character's sex vague. The character often made statements that seemed to reveal a sex, only to then immediately confuse things again. (A typical example might be, "Sorry if I'm a little grumpy, I have really bad cramps... I rode my bike over here, and my calf muscles are KILLING me!") In another sketch, Pat tells Kevin Nealon that his/her name is Pat Riley, same as the coach of the Lakers, "except there's a big difference between him and me. I'm not the coach of a professional basketball team."

The character was popular enough to spawn a feature length 1994 film called It's Pat (from the lyrics of the character's theme song on Saturday Night Live). In the film, Pat meets Chris, another sexually ambiguous character played by Dave Foley. (On SNL, Chris had been played by Dana Carvey.) They quickly fall in love and propose to each other at the exact same time. Before the wedding, however, Chris breaks up with Pat on account of Pat's arrogance and the fact that Pat cannot decide on a direction in life. Meanwhile, Pat has become an object of obsession of a neighbor (Charles Rocket), who is so determined to discover Pat's sex that he goes insane. Pat also has a brief rock music career in the film and plays with the band Ween. The film was a critical and commercial bomb. As of June 1, 2007, it is ranked #45 on the IMDb Bottom 100 list, with a rating of 2.2.

Sweeney also helped co-author a book to coincide with the film's release, entitled "It's Pat!: My Life Exposed". Pat makes it through the entire 96 page book without revealing his/her true sex.

Pat's sex
Sweeney recently admitted that Pat is probably a woman. This admission stems from a sketch with Harvey Keitel in which their two characters, both of dubious sexual provenance, share a kiss. Sweeney reflexively tilted her head to receive the kiss in the stereotypically feminine fashion, a move that was not noticed at the time but was brought to her attention a couple of years later. Sweeney says she normally paid close attention to such details in her performances as Pat and was disappointed that she had made this mistake. Although a slip of acting does not necessarily define Pat's sex, Sweeney nevertheless accepted that this made Pat a woman.

In the SNL episode starring Linda Hamilton, 16 November 1991, a few people are able to learn the truth about Pat's sex. In a sketch set at a gymnasium, the showers there are separated by sex, forcing Pat to choose one or the other; when Pat does, Hamilton and the other characters in the sketch learn Pat's sex. However, the audience is still left wondering, because while the characters in the sketch were learning the truth, SNL cut to Nealon, from the "Weekend Update" desk, announcing the results of the Louisiana gubernatorial election between David Duke and Edwin Edwards. In the final Pat sketch to air on television, Keitel asks Pat directly what Pat's sex is. Just as Pat is about to reveal the truth, an audience member (played by Adam Sandler) suddenly stands up and screams at Pat not to tell, declaring that NBC will be bereft of comedy if Pat told, along with the departure of Cheers and David Letterman. Pat reluctantly agrees to this, and the question goes unanswered.

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Hodges :evilb:

That seems to be the current problem. :evilb:

Bingo

Almost a full house today.

jeff1000man, twanger, goupstream, bigandy, Beak42, BY U BOY, Trojan-man

I've got the itch...

You probably need to go the clinic for that $HIT! And DON'T tell Jerry Davis Jeff sent you over there! You'll get Fu(ked for sure ! :eek: I'd pack up all your chit and send it all back to Sunsation, and go buy a real boat! :evilb:








Oh by the way WELCOME to the forum! :drink:

That is not nice Lefty, good call on redoing the boat in the middle of the summer:rolleyes: You will have the best looking boat out there this Xmas:evilb: :evilb: :p

Yeah, take advise on getting things fixed from Lefty because he has such great luck with mechanics.

If you go to Jerry, he will probably get hodges to come put it together for you.

There is really not anyone around that is going to take a project like that this time of year. To much time and labor involved and it would throw off their regular customers.

Good Luck. You could go buy an extra boat to hold you over until the Sunsation is ready to go.

This one would be a good choice.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1984-...QQcmdZViewItem

Somebody better hit this underhanded pitch over the middle of the plate......

I'm Really CONFUSED..... Do you want someone to hit it out of the park? or pitch it in the middle of the plate, or eat it off the plate or swing at the plate, underhand the pitch??? You gotta help me out here! :drool: :snide: :stupid:

Hey Jeff OH I mean MR. GOODWRENCH!!!

At least I have an excuse. :rolleyes:

YOUR EXCUSE IS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FU(K YOUR DOING!!!!!!:evilb: :evilb: :eek: :D

At least I don't let other people who don't know what the **** they are doing wrench on my ****.

When the guys you hire come to me and ask how to put it back togehter, that should have been the first clue.

and by the way, Who picked up all of your chips for you 2 weeks ago.

Yah, the guy who doesn't know what the **** he is doing.

Hello JEGS?

Yeah this is Jeff Gregory......

Our very best customer of the year Jeff Gregory????

Yeah i'm running short of motor oil and drain plugs......
and I think I need some 7/16 rocker spacer doo-hickies, cause someone at the bar said it'd make my boat really fast. Yeah I also need some wood glue, a pipe dope, 5200 so I can make my oil leak stop, bobby pins, box of tampons and peanut butter! :D :evilb: :D

Yeah, at least I can say that I buy new parts for my boat and don't go diving through the dumpster at Victory marine to find parts and then have some shade trees break the only parts left in this time zone, because I was to cheap to pay the $85 one hour charge for someone who new what they were doing to make sure that my boat ran the one day that it counted.

Oil to make through the 1 poker run of the year that counts: $52

Parts from Jegs to build new motors that sound bad ass: uncountable $$

Watching 3 shade trees dig through the junk pile behind my boat: $priceless

Driving my own boat to the last stop on saturday: $priceless

Watching someone talk **** and then drive someone elses boat while having a real friend pick up his chips because he was to cheap to make sure that his junk would run on the 1 important day of the year and then have him talk **** the next week when no one cares. : $$ Crying Shame

Knowing how to fix your own boat so that when no other mechanics in town have time to fix it, it can run on the most important day of the year. $ Worth every Penny.

Getting a standing ovation from everyone on the top floor of the pink palace when the long shot shows up for the race.

Totally fu(king awesome. :evilb:

Trying to piss off the only guy who still cares enough to try and help get and keep your junk running by talking **** about the boat that he is trying to sell.

Pretty fu(king stupid

Just found this on the uncensored section. Cool ****.


http://lifestylelounge.com

There were so many BIPS in there on both sides, I don't even know what to say...... :bunny:

jeffman, gimme your password :evilb: :evilb:

I was hoping to use your credit card. :evilb:

I am sure your girl thinks you are on there all ready. Might as well take advantage. :evilb: :eek:

Post 112 :evilb:

One day I will print all 12 million pages of the BS thread, rename it the Bible, and change the first post to "in the beginning"

There is way to much information on this thread.

This one?........

Here you go trojan-man the answer to all of your boat problems!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...1417&rd=1&rd=1

jeff, tbone, joew and chadwick homes buy cream for that in bulk, if you ask nice you can probably borrow some!!

The only way you really get the itch...is if you are actually getting some :D

Bigandy has so many itches that they fight each other off. :evilb:

Trojan- Man practicing.


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you guys see this

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/FOUNT...QQcmdZViewItem