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wstultz 07-20-2007 02:34 PM

did he have beer and condoms

joew. 07-20-2007 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2205394)
did he have beer and condoms

Yes, but he was just going to talk:rolleyes: he wasn't going to do anything...:evilb:

spk1 07-20-2007 02:53 PM

[QUOTE=joew.;2205414]Yes, but he was just going to talk:rolleyes: he wasn't going to do anything...:evilb

So then it was a normal date then. :evilb:

txlefty 07-20-2007 03:02 PM

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Hey all you di(k holes!!!!!!:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

txlefty 07-20-2007 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2205343)
No that was lefty in a shrek suit....... :evilb: :drink:

OH REALLLLYYYYY!!!!!!!:evilb: :eek: :evilb:

spk1 07-20-2007 03:22 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/40ft-...QQcmdZViewItem


Joew, Take a look at this auction,, Note Trailer for sale separately,,, that would be nice for towing the islander to and from clearlake :eureka:

txlefty 07-20-2007 03:23 PM

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:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

wstultz 07-20-2007 03:25 PM

Who's up for the pink palace tonight?

spk1 07-20-2007 03:26 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Hatte...QQcmdZViewItem

we could enter poco bueno, if we get this boat in time, :cool:

wstultz 07-20-2007 03:30 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2205456)
Who's up for the pink palace tonight?


spick, are you in?

wstultz 07-20-2007 03:31 PM

My land legs are starting to get weak. I need to get my sea, or lake, legs on fast.

wstultz 07-20-2007 03:34 PM

T-bone?
Lefty?
Mush Mouth?
Trojan girl?
anyone?
Bueller?

txlefty 07-20-2007 03:36 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2205456)
Who's up for the pink palace tonight?

I'm game! Does it have to be Papas? I've been craving BW3's hot wings.... just my .02! :cool:

txlefty 07-20-2007 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2205461)
spick, are you in?


I think I've figured out Spick....He'll call you up, make all these plans and never show up! :snide:

spk1 07-20-2007 03:46 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2205461)
spick, are you in?

negative ghost rider,, pattern is full. work :mad: .

But on a good note, the deal looks like it could be closed by wed/thurs of next week. We've almost lost and regained this deal so many times since april, that I will be glad when its over. Tonight I have to get our air permit re-instated,, seems a permit that had no expiration,,, expired yesterday,,score 1 for the tree huggers. :rolleyes:

wstultz 07-20-2007 03:46 PM

I'd like to show up by boat the only problem is I have to pass Papa's to get to the nearest marina.

spk1 07-20-2007 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2205479)
I think I've figured out Spick....He'll call you up, make all these plans and never show up! :snide:

On a week day,, if I make a plan with you before 6pm,, word is good.

If I have started drinking and its 8pm or later dont listen to a word I sayyy :evilb: :evilb: ,, chances are my intentions are good,, but my impared driving skills put me into a ditch somewhere along the way each time. :drink: If i get a 4wd with the ranch hand bumpers,, I will no doubt make it. I always wondered why you guys all have 4wd with huge bumpers :rolleyes:

txlefty 07-20-2007 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2205494)
I'd like to show up by boat the only problem is I have to pass Papa's to get to the nearest marina.

Whose boat ??? We all know Trouble Maker isn't hitting the lake!:drink: :rolleyes:

spk1 07-20-2007 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2205479)
I think I've figured out Spick....He'll call you up, make all these plans and never show up! :snide:

Sorry about the last couple times bro, but
Dont say I wasnt ever there for ya, ;) :evilb: :evilb: .

txlefty 07-20-2007 03:54 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2205499)
Sorry about the last couple times bro, but
Dont say I wasnt ever there for ya, ;) :evilb: :evilb: .

True That!!!!!

spk1 07-20-2007 04:10 PM

:cool:

wstultz 07-20-2007 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2205497)
Whose boat ??? We all know Trouble Maker isn't hitting the lake!:drink: :rolleyes:

Your boat. I stole it last night and am in the process of painting it green and attaching huge fiberglass ears on the side of it.......now if I could just find a donkey.

wstultz 07-20-2007 04:15 PM

Chad, can I borrow the donkey that you and your old lady use for the donkey show?

joew. 07-20-2007 04:36 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2205511)
Chad, can I borrow the donkey that you and your old lady use for the donkey show?

What time do you need me there??:eek:

spk1 07-20-2007 04:47 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/WELLC...32139621QQrdZ1

that looks good

wstultz 07-20-2007 04:50 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2205544)
What time do you need me there??:eek:

NICE:D

bigandy 07-20-2007 05:06 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2205544)
What time do you need me there??:eek:

that and mush mouth's "you dont need to take it in the can, but you still do" .......... all i can say is awesome!!! that is some funny business!!!

i am down for pinkies if ya'll end up there, btw thanks for the invite to berthas's unfortunately cell phone on stealth mode for text messages to keep me out of trouble so i dont always see them until the nest day...

txlefty 07-20-2007 05:12 PM

Did the pics for 7645 and 7648 come up ? I thought those were classic????:cool:

bigandy 07-20-2007 06:08 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2205575)
Did the pics for 7645 and 7648 come up ? I thought those were classic????:cool:

i am sorry, are you complementing yourself on how funny your own jokes are because no one else in the last hundred posts commented on them, maybe they just arent funny because we have all had the internet for more than a couple of days..... Come on your better than that!


I mean seriously, did mush mouth steal your password or have you just been taking dousche bag vitamins!! you keep posting and WE will let YOU know when something is funny!!

boatman22 07-20-2007 10:06 PM

****-you-all I'm drunk and domn"t give a ****.... I will be at PAPAS at 3PM SUNDAY to drink an hear MOPDAC..be there or be mush-mouth:evilb:

boatman22 07-20-2007 10:07 PM

TOPPS conroe..... never mind
:bunny:

wstultz 07-21-2007 02:44 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2205875)
TOPPS conroe..... never mind
:bunny:

Let me finish that TOPPS Conroe kicks a$$......biatches!

wstultz 07-21-2007 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2205872)
****-you-all I'm drunk and domn"t give a ****.... I will be at PAPAS at 3PM SUNDAY to drink an hear MOPDAC..be there or be mush-mouth:evilb:

I believe that I am just as drunk and raise your drunk by 4 drinks.:D

....and be careful, if the copers pull you over take all of the flashy thing off of your ears and nose.

txlefty 07-21-2007 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2205633)
i am sorry, are you complementing yourself on how funny your own jokes are because no one else in the last hundred posts commented on them, maybe they just arent funny because we have all had the internet for more than a couple of days..... Come on your better than that!


I mean seriously, did mush mouth steal your password or have you just been taking dousche bag vitamins!! you keep posting and WE will let YOU know when something is funny!!

Maybe you'll think this is funny..............

bigandy 07-21-2007 12:26 PM

ya thats pretty funny, did you put your cue in a plush pocket last night??

txlefty 07-21-2007 01:01 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2206194)
ya thats pretty funny, did you put your cue in a plush pocket last night??

Not too plush! But it was definately a nice little warm pocket!!:evilb: :evilb:

txlefty 07-21-2007 01:04 PM

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Chadwick went home to a warm Betty!:D :evilb: :eek:

joew. 07-21-2007 02:56 PM

Scotch, scotch, scotch, I love scotch!!!:drink: :D :drool: :drool:

wstultz 07-21-2007 03:50 PM

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

jeff1000man 07-21-2007 07:20 PM

What's the plan for tomorrow? Who is hitting the water?


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