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Davidmnc 03-20-2009 03:58 PM

I have just been hearing all about this love hate thing, and thought I would check it out.

mba1620 03-20-2009 03:58 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2825567)
We do not give out refunds, and one of your membership requirements is to complete the boaters safety course. No certificate, no vote. Get it done. We all had to do it.


Dang you are busting my ballz. I will do now for you:angry-smiley-038:

Do you have the answers to the 75 frickin questions or should I just answer c for all of them

jeff1000man 03-20-2009 04:01 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2825572)
Dang you are busting my ballz. I will do now for you:angry-smiley-038:

Do you have the answers to the 75 frickin questions or should I just answer c for all of them

One of the other new guys just took it and he said it might be way over your head. You better set aside a lot of time for it.

mba1620 03-20-2009 04:04 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2825574)
One of the other new guys just took it and he said it might be way over your head. You better set aside a lot of time for it.

Go phuck yourself.:mad:

jeff1000man 03-20-2009 04:07 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2825577)
Go phuck yourself.:mad:

I sure am sorry that I can't control the way the memebrship votes on an issue since we are purely democratic and not motivated by negative opinions. :cool:

wstultz 03-20-2009 04:31 PM

Are you two sisters?

tomtbone1993 03-20-2009 04:45 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2825567)
We do not give out refunds, and one of your membership requirements is to complete the boaters safety course. No certificate, no vote. Get it done. We all had to do it.

he does not own a boat, maybe you should read the bylaws. Assoiate members do not get voted in.

jeff1000man 03-20-2009 04:56 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2825604)
he does not own a boat, maybe you should read the bylaws. Assoiate members do not get voted in.

Thanks

Associate Membership - shall consist of any individual who meets the following
qualifications:
a. Associate membership shall be limited to no more than 20% of the total
voting membership and Associate Member Applications must be approved by the Executive Committee.
b. An Associate Member shall subscribe to the purposes and principles of
TOPPS as stated in the organization by-laws.
c. Associate members are required to attend and pass a boating safety class approved by the Texas Parks & Wildlife or the U. S. Coast Guard.
d. Associate Members shall not have the right to vote at any meeting unless elected to the executive committee as herein stated in Article II, Section 3.


I beleive it says that we the Executive Comittee can not approve him until he takes his class, so I think either way I am correct

wstultz 03-20-2009 06:17 PM

Stop hazing the new people. Wait until we can all join in.:evilb:

joew. 03-20-2009 06:36 PM

Wow some things never change, Jeff still know everything:evilb: Can you be president without a running boat?

On another note, I stayed in the new house last night. Going to be a cool pad. The pool is almost warm enough.

joew. 03-20-2009 06:37 PM


Originally Posted by Davidmnc (Post 2825571)
I have just been hearing all about this love hate thing, and thought I would check it out.

Welcome, If Jeff tries to buy something from you just say it is already sold. You will save yourself a lot of headaches:party-smiley-004:

mba1620 03-20-2009 06:47 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2825609)
Thanks

Associate Membership - shall consist of any individual who meets the following
qualifications:
a. Associate membership shall be limited to no more than 20% of the total
voting membership and Associate Member Applications must be approved by the Executive Committee.
b. An Associate Member shall subscribe to the purposes and principles of
TOPPS as stated in the organization by-laws.
c. Associate members are required to attend and pass a boating safety class approved by the Texas Parks & Wildlife or the U. S. Coast Guard.
d. Associate Members shall not have the right to vote at any meeting unless elected to the executive committee as herein stated in Article II, Section 3.


I beleive it says that we the Executive Comittee can not approve him until he takes his class, so I think either way I am correct


Damn guys its was all play fun. I needed to have it anyway. One day when I get my next boat and can be real cool.

91% only missed seven. So there!! Thanks for the support everyone else. Jeff is there anything else you need from me. Blood test?? Semen sample maybe?? :evilb:

jeff1000man 03-20-2009 07:56 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2825604)
he does not own a boat, maybe you should read the bylaws. Assoiate members do not get voted in.

Thanks for pointing that out now that I understand the angle.

Since you can't be voted on and I am the only on eof the 3 executive comittee members that know who you are, we can just put you him on hold for a while can't we?

spk1 03-20-2009 09:00 PM

There is a 28 pantera with twins forsale at the dania boat swap meet, asking 25k, I bet 20 will get it, There was also a pretty cool 25' center console talon cat with twin outboards for 25k, it was clean.

Trojan-man 03-20-2009 09:27 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2825758)
There is a 28 pantera with twins forsale at the dania boat swap meet, asking 25k, I bet 20 will get it, There was also a pretty cool 25' center console talon cat with twin outboards for 25k, it was clean.

any pics of the pantera?

jeff1000man 03-20-2009 09:32 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2825758)
There is a 28 pantera with twins forsale at the dania boat swap meet, asking 25k, I bet 20 will get it, There was also a pretty cool 25' center console talon cat with twin outboards for 25k, it was clean.

Any Pics of this stuff and more details.

BY U BOY 03-20-2009 09:40 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2825553)
This coon azz maggot is going to show you cowgirls how to eat some crawfish. And the only proper terminology is mud bugs or crawfish....Not crayfish or crawdads!!:ernaehrung004:

Whose up for a challenge. I can peel and eat faster than any of you maggots!!!:eek:

easy there. I may have to take that bet:ernaehrung004:

mba1620 03-20-2009 11:46 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2825723)
Thanks for pointing that out now that I understand the angle.

Since you can't be voted on and I am the only on eof the 3 executive comittee members that know who you are, we can just put you him on hold for a while can't we?


What does this jibberish mean???

Too much BS for me! TBone stay in touch!

jeff1000man 03-21-2009 01:14 AM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2825827)
What does this jibberish mean???

Too much BS for me! TBone stay in touch!

We are just fu(king with you. Don't be a baby. If you are trying to play the card that I think you are then you are no different than the Canadians from last year. Don't be that guy, you are bigger than that.

mba1620 03-21-2009 07:32 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2825859)
We are just fu(king with you. Don't be a baby. If you are trying to play the card that I think you are then you are no different than the Canadians from last year. Don't be that guy, you are bigger than that.

:evilb::evilb: I knew I could pull your strings. :grinser010:

All seriousness though. I do have boating safety certificate but really cant make it today. My dad just called last night and said he is on his way.

Eat up boys and enjoy. See you at next event.:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 03-21-2009 08:25 AM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2825899)
:evilb::evilb: I knew I could pull your strings. :grinser010:

All seriousness though. I do have boating safety certificate but really cant make it today. My dad just called last night and said he is on his way.

Eat up boys and enjoy. See you at next event.:ernaehrung004:

Bring him with you

spk1 03-21-2009 01:41 PM

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...=labmarineinc&

Where u at joe?

joew. 03-21-2009 03:03 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2826082)

This is what I would have bought if I had the money

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...1123&viewitem=

jeff1000man 03-21-2009 06:32 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2826116)
This is what I would have bought if I had the money

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...1123&viewitem=

Good call on that. You guys missed a good party. Now it is moving over to Papas.

mba1620 03-21-2009 06:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2826221)
Good call on that. You guys missed a good party. Now it is moving over to Papas.

Damn I hate missing out!! I am just now checking messages and thanks for the invite with dad. He would have went and enjoyed. Its all good now though b/c he wants some Hooters.

So who ate the most crawfish? Who fell in the water? Whose boat broke? How many hot chicks? C'mon details......

wstultz 03-22-2009 11:30 AM

:drool::drool::drool:

wstultz 03-22-2009 11:39 AM

Great day yesterday. Great party, thanks to all those who put it on. Everybody was in rare form at the after party at Papa's. Except Mush Mouth.....it was the quietest I'd ever seen him....and his head was flaming red. Cornbread left with one eye completely closed. Creedo and his ole lady took off shortly after we did after breaking several of my ribs. Mike Whaley was the drunkest I'd ever seen him and was hilarious. Everybody had fun.......until this morning.

jeff1000man 03-22-2009 02:25 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2826225)
Damn I hate missing out!! I am just now checking messages and thanks for the invite with dad. He would have went and enjoyed. Its all good now though b/c he wants some Hooters.

So who ate the most crawfish? Who fell in the water? Whose boat broke? How many hot chicks? C'mon details......

That new guy that showed up in the BAJA gets the award for bringing the chick with the biggest tits ever.

I think everyone including the wives invited them to join the club.:cool:

jeff1000man 03-22-2009 02:28 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2826534)
Great day yesterday. Great party, thanks to all those who put it on. Everybody was in rare form at the after party at Papa's. Except Mush Mouth.....it was the quietest I'd ever seen him....and his head was flaming red. Cornbread left with one eye completely closed. Creedo and his ole lady took off shortly after we did after breaking several of my ribs. Mike Whaley was the drunkest I'd ever seen him and was hilarious. Everybody had fun.......until this morning.

Very tired, very drunk, and very sunburned.

I think everybody had a good time and Woddard did a good job of getting everything set up organized etc.

Screws loose 2 called this morning with a broke motor. Not sure what is wrong yet, but I think he is fixing to have to go to the engine shop:mad:

jeff1000man 03-22-2009 02:52 PM

Also, apparently Fountain made a boat in the late 80's that is 47' long and runs over 150Mph according to the really drunk guy at Papas last night who is going to race Cornbread for 100K vs our $100 :rolleyes:

wstultz 03-22-2009 04:30 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2826592)
Very tired, very drunk, and very sunburned.

I think everybody had a good time and Woddard did a good job of getting everything set up organized etc.

Screws loose 2 called this morning with a broke motor. Not sure what is wrong yet, but I think he is fixing to have to go to the engine shop:mad:

Apparently he couldn't handle the Rum Runner since he jacked up his resin bucket while running across the middle with me.:evilb::eek::evilb:

boatman22 03-22-2009 05:29 PM

Who is the new Baja member?

jeff1000man 03-22-2009 06:19 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2826644)
Apparently he couldn't handle the Rum Runner since he jacked up his resin bucket while running across the middle with me.:evilb::eek::evilb:

He said he thinks it is bad gas. Aparently SHELL strikes again.

As for the BAJA guy, I don't remember what his name was.

wstultz 03-22-2009 07:29 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2826698)
He said he thinks it is bad gas. Aparently SHELL strikes again.

As for the BAJA guy, I don't remember what his name was.

Yeah, yeah. He's got his story, I have mine. LOL.:drink:

jeff1000man 03-22-2009 08:16 PM

How about this story

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2007-...QQcmdZViewItem

tomtbone1993 03-22-2009 08:35 PM

It was good seeing everyone at Papas..:)

Rcolter 03-22-2009 09:12 PM

Yeah good times I think. I think I ate the most crawfish yesterday or at least I tried.

wstultz 03-22-2009 09:15 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2826843)
Yeah good times I think. I think I ate the most crawfish yesterday or at least I tried.

Cornbread ate six boxes of crawfish, plus a plate of fish, plus a plate of sausage.:drink: I had to throw in the towel after box # 2.

Rcolter 03-22-2009 09:53 PM

no Ihad 7

tomtbone1993 03-22-2009 10:03 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2826698)
He said he thinks it is bad gas. Aparently SHELL strikes again.

As for the BAJA guy, I don't remember what his name was.

what really happened to screws loose??? he sure has a field day bustin my balls......


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