Offshoreonly.com - The B.S. Thread

Made it back from LOTO with no flats or blow-outs:cool-smiley-011: i have to say you-all missed a great PR. party Cove lived up to it's name:Score-101010:

Glad to hear you had a good time. Sorry I missed you last week before you left. Been busy with work and no time for boat anyway.

Found out last night it looks like I can probably fix it without pulling engines.

Don't be a baby, an come out this weekend. Just put the buckets in the yard. Those trees will grow fine. :signs069:

Rcolter

07-31-2007 11:06 AM

Anyone ready for the rest of the Dirty Pirate Skanktuary Peanut Butter Cruise? Or have you figured out the story?

jeff1000man

07-31-2007 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2218249)

Anyone ready for the rest of the Dirty Pirate Skanktuary Peanut Butter Cruise? Or have you figured out the story?

:party-smiley-020:

bigandy

07-31-2007 11:19 AM

i know how it ends, while i am asleep baldwick homes and your girlfriend put peanut butter on my hairy crack and the dog licks it off.... it would have been better if they would have pulled my pants down and your old lady had licked it off my shaft but what can i do i was asleep... Baldwick, is that all you got some 8 year old pics.

remember i have your old phone, which means i have pics of your current girlfriend... so when you all start getting tshirts made i have an idea for one too, let me know when we are ready to order biatches.

Still ttrying to decide, school girl tied up or naked on the picnic table, HMMMMMMMMM.

txlefty

07-31-2007 11:20 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2218249)

Anyone ready for the rest of the Dirty Pirate Skanktuary Peanut Butter Cruise? Or have you figured out the story?

txlefty

07-31-2007 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2218273)

DAMN!!!!

:worthless_without_p

Trojan-man

07-31-2007 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2218273)

Dude, he musta gotten those from Hannah !!! I don't even know what the hell i did with those pics, that was like 4 houses ago. I am sure you don't have any pics on that phone, I know I erased everything, so nice try big guy. What are you ***$ doing on OSO when you should be tearing up lake tahoe ??????? :signs069: :signs069: :signs069:

spk1	07-31-2007 12:31 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDN***fT4

boatman22

07-31-2007 12:49 PM

This is funny: Hitman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0CdnUKGmMA

Rcolter

07-31-2007 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2218273)

Didn't you try several times to hook up with no luck?:hitfan:

Rcolter

07-31-2007 01:22 PM

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I think the quote should read:

PRICELESS!!!!!!!

Rcolter

07-31-2007 01:25 PM

Or even Pink Shorts really are not that bad?

Rcolter

07-31-2007 01:28 PM

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bip

jeff1000man

07-31-2007 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2218500)

I think the quote should read:

PRICELESS!!!!!!!

OH that is just wrong.

jeff1000man

07-31-2007 01:42 PM

Who actually did the sticking of the peanut butter?

EEEWWWWW

On Time

07-31-2007 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2218500)

I think the quote should read:

PRICELESS!!!!!!!

What a nice brindle dog!

Trojan-man

07-31-2007 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2218495)

Didn't you try several times to hook up with no luck?:hitfan:

BIP

tomtbone1993

07-31-2007 02:00 PM

sick bastards

jeff1000man

07-31-2007 02:12 PM

This starts off dumb, but gets kind of funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssQLG...elated&search=

Rcolter

07-31-2007 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2218537)

Who actually did the sticking of the peanut butter?

EEEWWWWW

Hannah

txlefty

07-31-2007 03:01 PM

Is anyone gonna be up for steak night? Should be backed if the weather holds out! I'm gonna reserve a few steaks, if anyone needs one let me know...

Then maybe to the SHA-NASTY'S.....good times last week! :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

On Time

07-31-2007 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2218655)

Where is steak night??

txlefty

07-31-2007 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2218666)

Where is steak night??

papas on lake, conroe .....:party-smiley-048:

spk1	07-31-2007 03:23 PM

Im not too sure about steak trooper night,,, do we change the venue to stay out of jail?

txlefty

07-31-2007 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2218704)

Im not too sure about steak trooper night,,, do we change the venue to stay out of jail?

I forgot about that....We need to have a pow-wow with Perry. That's B/S !!!:angry-smiley-055: :violent-smiley-045: :violent040:

jeff1000man

07-31-2007 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2218704)

Im not too sure about steak trooper night,,, do we change the venue to stay out of jail?

We need to start having steak night on Wednesday at my house. No troopers and then guest quarters on the Islander.

Might have to take that to the review board.

tomtbone1993

07-31-2007 03:48 PM

I will pass tonight, I am not a fan of jail

spk1	07-31-2007 03:59 PM

Do you guys know this group? They keep sending my dad stuff about the poker run on august 31.

http://www.texaspowerboatassoc.com/

tomtbone1993

07-31-2007 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2218774)

Do you guys know this group? They keep sending my dad stuff about the poker run on august 31.

http://www.texaspowerboatassoc.com/

Yes its Jeff Eubank's Club. He is the X Clear Lake Topps prez

Trojan-man

07-31-2007 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2218704)

Im not too sure about steak trooper night,,, do we change the venue to stay out of jail?

fu(k statie night, I just tried to drive to conroe and there is a wreck on 45 they have it closed down at 336. I sat on a feeder for an hour and came back home. :angry-smiley-055: :angry-smiley-055:

spk1	07-31-2007 04:51 PM

Cool,
I was just trying to figure out how he got my dads email.

spk1	07-31-2007 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2218846)

fu(k statie night, I just tried to drive to conroe and there is a wreck on 45 they have it closed down at 336. I said on a feeder for an hour and came back home. :angry-smiley-055: :angry-smiley-055:

Hurry up and finish your party room,, and put a pool in, so we can have steak night there. :party-smiley-020:

jeff1000man

07-31-2007 04:58 PM

I am going to club 105 to do some sweatin to the oldies.

Maybe I'll loose some more weight. "I lost 15 lbs just this week" :party-smiley-048:

Trojan-man

07-31-2007 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2218853)

Hurry up and finish your party room,, and put a pool in, so we can have steak night there. :party-smiley-020:

Yeah I know, if I could just get everyone to chip in around 5 grand, I could put in a 100k media room and a scarface pool, then forgettaboudit !!! :party-smiley-020: :party-smiley-020:

Trojan-man

07-31-2007 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2218863)

I am going to club 105 to do some sweatin to the oldies.

Maybe I'll loose some more weight. "I lost 15 lbs just this week" :party-smiley-048:

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb: BIP

Trojan-man

07-31-2007 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2218853)

Hurry up and finish your party room,, and put a pool in, so we can have steak night there.

By the way, does anyone know 2 girls who need a place to live in the woodlands? I have 2 extra bedrooms that I need to fill. Preferably hot, bisexual, love to cook, clean, vacuum, massage, not talk back, and anything else I say. Shouldn't be too hard to find..... :cool-smiley-027: :cool-smiley-027: :cool-smiley-027: :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

tomtbone1993

07-31-2007 05:21 PM

I may make steak night.....Kelly wants to go

BY U BOY

07-31-2007 05:24 PM

WHO IS GOING TO BE ON THE WATER SUNDAY? JENNI AND I ARE COMING UP TO CONROE SINCE SHE IS SCARED OF THE FLESH EATING BACTERIA AND THERE IS NO PLACE TO LET THE DOG OUT SO SHE CAN SWIM.:cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man

07-31-2007 05:39 PM

Leavin for cancun in da morning, be back on sunday biatches !!! I can only imagine the trash talk that will follow. :party-smiley-004:

On Time

07-31-2007 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2218891)

I may make steak night.....Kelly wants to go

We'll be there 7-7:30

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