Bring the boat and we will have a corporate meeting tomorrow. :ernaehrung004:

new bass pro shop is offering 200 dollar gift cards to the first 2000 callers hurry up and call.1-800-429-4897

I would but i have another meeting tomorrow.:ernaehrung004:

Called the guy and it supposedly sold for 20k

Good for them.

Is that a Tbone special

????

Yes, yes, corporate meeting..... I will bring the islander and we can get some pics of buyu's props spinnin:ernaehrung004:

let me see if i can get my meeting earlier and then swing the boat up there in the afternoon.:ernaehrung004:

Very nice! Too bad i will now be joining the unemployed club for calling that number from the office phone. A new rod and reel sure would have been nice DICK!!!!!!!!

Here you go t-bone.......save me a ride.....

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o19322-en.html

You can bip the dumb a$$ swim platforms after you get it.

yep that swim platform does suck

That swim platform is awesome. Buy two and you get one free kick in the nuts:hitfan:

I am going to the lake, and all of you take it in the can.


Oh, and I will race anybody here for a HUNDRED BUCKS:party-smiley-048:

i like it:):)

let me go get my boat and ill take you up on that race:cool-smiley-027:

What do most of you guys do for work?

btw By U Boy sorry about all of you guy's job losses.

My dad does commercial real estate, I have been getting into a little residential and would like to do apartments and multi family. Right now I am a structural engineer for the oil and gas industry and this job is holding me back from being financially free (taking up all my time) my plan is to retire by the time I'm 30, I'm 27 now. Maybe the loss of your jobs was a blessing in disguise.

Ernie

Thats my old boat in one or two of the pics,,, maybe you didnt recgonize it with half of it missing :eek:

LMAO I didnt call it but your response was enough to let me know no ttooo. :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

Casino trip pictures
 

Here are a few of the pictures from the Carnage going to the Casino trip.

Casino trip
 

More pix

Casino trip
 

Couple of more pix

Casino trip
 

Few more

Ernie, We either build houses or we sell them.....except for Big Andy, he's in to gay porn.

anybody see this yet? I may go look at it this weekend if I can convince my wife.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o19326-en.html

that 17k will turn into 50k with the looks of that thing.Have someone that lives in the area look at it for you.

rcolter and wstultz take it in the can:hitfan:

Byuboy check this out!

http://houston.craigslist.org/jjj/

thanks

There is no fu(kin way that joew is this smart

How a woman changes the oil in her car:

1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles
since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly
maintained vehicle.

Money spent:
Oil Change: $20.00
Coffee: $1.00
Total: $21.00

Oil Change instructions for Men :

1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case
of oil, filter, kitty litter,
hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00.
2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20,
drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine.
8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in
process. Cuss.
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and
arms. Throw kitty litter on
spilled oil.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil
filter and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing
oil everywhere from holes.
Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid
environmental penalties. Drink
a beer.
17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of
oil to gasket surface.
18) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
19) Remember drain plug from step 11.
20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
21) Drink beer.
22) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor.
Throw kitty litter on oil
spill.
23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.
24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes
with oily rag used to clean
drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain
plug and bang knuckles on frame
removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.
25) Begin cussing fit.
26) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
27) Cuss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit bowling
trophy.
28) Beer.
29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop bl ood flow
30) Beer.
31) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
32) Beer.
33) Lower car from jack stands.
34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled
during any missed steps.
35) Beer.
36) Test drive car.
37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
38) Car gets impounded.
39) Call loving wife, make bail.
40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.

Money spent:
Parts: $50.00
DUI: $2500.00
Impound fee: $75.00
Bail: $1500.00
Beer: $20.00
Total: $4,145.00
But you know the job was done right!

that must have been one hell of a fart !! :hitfan::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

WTF ??

That is so he can sit down to pee easier.

I think he saw the azz samitch picture. Is Tom alive this morning and did he have a horse head in the bed with him.

I think thats to give tex easier access so she can get the peanut butter off his balls.:cool-smiley-027:

Chad i thought your were leaving ultra early to go get the B boat?

my di(khole brother has a real job and has to work. But his boss is out of town, so if he doesn't leave at lunch, then he takes it in the can !!:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::ernaehrung004:

BIP !! :evilb:

:evilb::evilb: