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jeff1000man 08-02-2007 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2221707)
Will you be there or is it just at your place?

What difference does it make? You will be asleep, and your girl will be getting a ride from Lefty. :signs069:

bigandy 08-02-2007 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2221711)
What difference does it make? You will be asleep, and your girl will be getting a ride from Lefty. :signs069:

bip, ( i give you that one ) actually we will be out of town... what is the weather supposed to do?

jeff1000man 08-02-2007 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2221712)
bip, ( i give you that one ) actually we will be out of town... what is the weather supposed to do?

I never check. It is always wrong any way. :throw:

bigandy 08-02-2007 06:34 PM

Dr Neil Frank was out at the island today, i should have asked him... he probably likes it when he is out with his grandkids and people ask him about the weather!!

jeff1000man 08-02-2007 06:36 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2221942)
Dr Neil Frank was out at the island today, i should have asked him... he probably likes it when he is out with his grandkids and people ask him about the weather!!

SHould have asked him if this turd floater caught him by surprise. :throw:

jeff1000man 08-02-2007 06:38 PM

George and sunsation Jeff are under the bridge at IHOP waiting out the strom.

I told them to curl up real nice and stay warm. :signs069:

wstultz 08-02-2007 10:17 PM

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Andy and I's Tahoe G-Ride.

tomtbone1993 08-02-2007 10:58 PM

what monkies are going bowling? We shall meet up at Outback first, then off to the festivites. My ball is in the truck ready to go.....

I have 4 lanes reserved....

tomtbone1993 08-02-2007 10:59 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2222213)
Andy and I's Tahoe G-Ride.

Is that 2 monkies transportaion's ride????:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 08-03-2007 12:35 AM

Friday morning pick me up to get ready for the weekend. It is still a little rough, but It will do for the time being.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_s5Te0PmSu4

enjoy

to bad we didn't have more boats that day.

boatman22 08-03-2007 06:10 AM

Nice vid.........:throw:

wstultz 08-03-2007 08:30 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2222265)
what monkies are going bowling? We shall meet up at Outback first, then off to the festivites. My ball is in the truck ready to go.....

I have 4 lanes reserved....

Megan and I are in and we're trying to get Lacy and Creedo.....Oh, I mean SPF cream cheese.

wstultz 08-03-2007 08:32 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2222304)
Friday morning pick me up to get ready for the weekend. It is still a little rough, but It will do for the time being.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_s5Te0PmSu4

enjoy

to bad we didn't have more boats that day.


You bastard! I can't watch it at work and I've been waiting to see this one for a while. Oh well, I'll have to be patient.:angry-smiley-055:

I'm sure it kicks A$$.

tomtbone1993 08-03-2007 09:00 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2222304)
Friday morning pick me up to get ready for the weekend. It is still a little rough, but It will do for the time being.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_s5Te0PmSu4

enjoy

to bad we didn't have more boats that day.

nice job.....well worth the wait:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

bigandy 08-03-2007 09:03 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2222266)
Is that 2 monkies transportaion's ride????:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

the fastest 3.5 unleashed horsepower ever to see lake tahoe, to bad he didnt post the 2 arm horsepower that got us home from that fun run, i forgot how high horsepower motors burn through gas!!

jeff1000man 08-03-2007 09:40 AM

A professor at University of Arkansas was giving a lecture

on the supernatural. To get a feel for his Audience, he asks,

"How many people here believe in Ghosts?" About 90 students

raise their Hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you

who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a

ghost?" About 40 students raised their Hands. "That's really

good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here

ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise

their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one Question

further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in

the back, Bubba raises his Hand. The professor takes off his

glasses, and says "Son, in all the years I've been giving this

lecture, No one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.

You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod And a grin, and began

to make his way up to the Podium. When he reached the front

of the room, the Professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's

like to have sex with a ghost?" Bubba replied,

"Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said "Goats

BY U BOY 08-03-2007 10:30 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2222304)
Friday morning pick me up to get ready for the weekend. It is still a little rough, but It will do for the time being.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_s5Te0PmSu4

enjoy

to bad we didn't have more boats that day.

Nice:D :party-smiley-048:

Thanks for reminding me that that was the last time my boat was in the water.:chimp:

BY U BOY 08-03-2007 10:52 AM

2002 Ao cat w/502's efi,BMAX drives in boattrader for 82k.
Jeff this would be good for you:D

jeff1000man 08-03-2007 11:19 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2222626)
Nice:D :party-smiley-048:

Thanks for reminding me that that was the last time my boat was in the water.:chimp:

There will be light winds all weekend according to weather channel. That's good for you.:party-smiley-020:

I had some better footage of you boat running and I don't know where it went. I had to keep cutting and cutting to get it to fit on you tube. They have 100mb limit. that video is 98.

started at 200.

Lots of deleted scenes.

jeff1000man 08-03-2007 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2222659)
2002 Ao cat w/502's efi,BMAX drives in boattrader for 82k.
Jeff this would be good for you:D

Where is the link?

BY U BOY 08-03-2007 11:29 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2222697)
Where is the link?

I saw it in the mag ill try to find the link.

If you find the footage of my boat send it over to me i would like to see how she sits when trimmed.

BY U BOY 08-03-2007 11:32 AM

http://www.boattraderonline.com/cadd...7/89686337.htm


I see it on the lift all the time looks good in person.

BY U BOY 08-03-2007 11:36 AM

just got Sarahs ring:angry-smiley-044: :angry-smiley-044:

thats less money on a new boat.

But i did get a smokin deal.

wstultz 08-03-2007 11:37 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2222709)
http://www.boattraderonline.com/cadd...7/89686337.htm


I see it on the lift all the time looks good in person.

That boat is on a lift at a house to the right of Endeavor Marina if you're looking at it form the water.

jeff1000man 08-03-2007 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2222717)
just got Sarahs ring:angry-smiley-044: :angry-smiley-044:

thats less money on a new boat.

But i did get a smokin deal.

:waffen093: There is no such smokin deal on a ring. You should have gone to a pawn shop.

jeff1000man 08-03-2007 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2222720)
That boat is on a lift at a house to the right of Endeavor Marina if you're looking at it form the water.

THat's a pretty cool boat. A miniature Blackwoodwick special.

BY U BOY 08-03-2007 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2222735)
:waffen093: There is no such smokin deal on a ring. You should have gone to a pawn shop.

Well that may be true but in all seriousness it was a good deal.

BY U BOY 08-03-2007 12:01 PM

what really makes it a smokin deal is i have the ok on a new boat. just need to sell the scarab first so if yall know anyone looking for a fun boat.

jeff1000man 08-03-2007 12:06 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2222748)
what really makes it a smokin deal is i have the ok on a new boat. just need to sell the scarab first so if yall know anyone looking for a fun boat.

Sell it cheap while she is in a good mood. :party-smiley-048:

bigandy 08-03-2007 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2222742)
Well that may be true but in all seriousness it was a good deal.

Congratulations, one vagina for the rest of your life.... way to think things through!!

by the way what did you do with all the stick on tatoos and bouncy rubber balls that came out before you finally got a ring???? I'll give you five cents on the quarter for them for your new boat fund!! Let me know, i have some other deals working and thats no permanent offer...

BY U BOY 08-03-2007 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2222910)
Congratulations, one vagina for the rest of your life.... way to think things through!!

by the way what did you do with all the stick on tatoos and bouncy rubber balls that came out before you finally got a ring???? I'll give you five cents on the quarter for them for your new boat fund!! Let me know, i have some other deals working and thats no permanent offer...

Dude she only has one pus. She told me she had two. How can i get my 25 cents back from the machine.

Ok i guess ill take your deal, just give me $2.35 and you can have all the stuuf except the 2 gumballs i already ate them:party-smiley-020: :party-smiley-020: :circle: :party-smiley-048: :signs043:

bigandy 08-03-2007 03:12 PM

$1.87 and you got a deal, or a futon bed ( missing a leg and the mattress ) you pick it up and there is an eleven dollar balance on the storage bill, let me know what you want to do but your stupid if you dont do the futon deal, they are collectors item!!!

On Time 08-03-2007 03:26 PM

Anybody gonna do some boatin' tomorrow/:boat:

jeff1000man 08-03-2007 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2222974)
Anybody gonna do some boatin' tomorrow/:boat:

I'm going to put in tomorrow after lunch sometime and do a little shake down. Cruise around a bit and make a new list of things to fix.

I am going to park it under my dock fo the night to use it sunday.

You comin out?

BY U BOY 08-03-2007 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2222974)
Anybody gonna do some boatin' tomorrow/:boat:

I am gonna try to get out sunday. Depends on how bad the fishing trip and bachelor party is on sat.:party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

BY U BOY 08-03-2007 03:57 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2222966)
$1.87 and you got a deal, or a futon bed ( missing a leg and the mattress ) you pick it up and there is an eleven dollar balance on the storage bill, let me know what you want to do but your stupid if you dont do the futon deal, they are collectors item!!!

ok ill take the deal but you have to trown in a bucket of chicken or a watermelon and one dirty sock.

txlefty 08-03-2007 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2222974)
Anybody gonna do some boatin' tomorrow/:boat:

It was great meeting you on Tuesday! Next time we'll try to save you a steak! Hopefully see you guys late afternoon on Sunday! :ernaehrung004:

On Time 08-03-2007 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2222990)
I'm going to put in tomorrow after lunch sometime and do a little shake down. Cruise around a bit and make a new list of things to fix.

I am going to park it under my dock fo the night to use it sunday.

You comin out?

We'll be out Sat should be about mid morning to noon. We'll tool around a bit then either go swim or have a gourmet lunch at Mac's, Jack's, or IHOP.

BY U BOY 08-03-2007 05:37 PM

Well Biaaaaaaatches its time for me to head down to the boat for a long day of fishing tomorrow. Ill be sure to drink an extra case of beer for yall. See yall sunday If im alive:circle:

wstultz 08-03-2007 05:50 PM

I just saw the fun run vid. Good job Mush Mouth! Love the Airwolf intro song......DIG IT!


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