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jeff1000man 05-29-2007 02:51 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2143794)

wonder if the AC/Heat, generator all works. Looks like a pretty good deal.

Guess I should have waited a year to buy.:(

joew. 05-29-2007 03:05 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2143799)
wonder if the AC/Heat, generator all works. Looks like a pretty good deal.

Guess I should have waited a year to buy.:(

You nee to Scarabs Jeff.:D

jeff1000man 05-29-2007 03:11 PM

What I need is one that works, so that I will take my time on the others. If you buy that one joe, I will remodel the boat lift so you can leave it close to the water. :D I think that one will fit under the roof.

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 03:21 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2143822)
What I need is one that works, so that I will take my time on the others. If you buy that one joe, I will remodel the boat lift so you can leave it close to the water. :D I think that one will fit under the roof.

JEFF I MAY NEED TO LEAVE MY BOAT ON YOUR LIFT WHILE I GET MY TRAILER FIXED:D

jeff1000man 05-29-2007 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2143831)
JEFF I MAY NEED TO LEAVE MY BOAT ON YOUR LIFT WHILE I GET MY TRAILER FIXED:D


Leave the keys.

I am having a boat lift guy come next week to beef up one of them. Between those 2 old junk lifts and a few new parts, I think I can make a good one.

joew. 05-29-2007 03:33 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2143838)
Leave the keys.

I am having a boat lift guy come next week to beef up one of them. Between those 2 old junk lifts and a few new parts, I think I can make a good one.

ANd buyuboy's rig will work good to check the strength!!!:evilb:

jeff1000man 05-29-2007 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2143843)
ANd buyuboy's rig will work good to check the strength!!!:evilb:

I am adding framing to the structure.

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 03:36 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2143843)
ANd buyuboy's rig will work good to check the strength!!!:evilb:

i see how it is, you want me to leave my keys so you can blow it up the use it as a wrecking ball.:rolleyes: :D

wstultz 05-29-2007 03:48 PM

Mush Mouth, just have the dock guys put one pier on the side about 200 foot out. That should be enough for everybody.

jeff1000man 05-29-2007 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2143848)
i see how it is, you want me to leave my keys so you can blow it up the use it as a wrecking ball.:rolleyes: :D

We will just start it up once a day for moral support. I promise:rolleyes:

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 03:56 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2143869)
We will just start it up once a day for moral support. I promise:rolleyes:

i think i have a 30p prop in the shop i can stick on it. that would put it around 2000rpm:rolleyes: :drink:

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 03:58 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2143869)
We will just start it up once a day for moral support. I promise:rolleyes:

I can see it now. papas will have a new water taxi and be turned into an ashtray:eek: :D

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 04:02 PM

but seriously my trailer needs help and i dont want to leave the boat at mc clains trailer. its not the best place.

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2143864)
Mush Mouth, just have the dock guys put one pier on the side about 200 foot out. That should be enough for everybody.

no he would need 250' :drink:

jeff1000man 05-29-2007 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2143884)
I can see it now. papas will have a new water taxi and be turned into an ashtray:eek: :D


You don't have scoops........

And we will park it on the end dock, so it will be surrounded by its bigger bros. Maybe it will grow a little. :evilb:

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2143884)
I can see it now. papas will have a new water taxi and be turned into an ashtray:eek: :D

You can bet on that......at least you don't have to worry about girls being on the boat ...:evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 04:06 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2143812)
You nee to Scarabs Jeff.:D

Did you have bbq on your fingers when you wrote that dual whippers ????

Or ....were you continuing mush mouth engrish...... ??

jeff1000man 05-29-2007 04:09 PM

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No wonder you guys stopped off at Blackwoods party and didn't tell me. :o

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 04:10 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2143783)
you know what your problem is. you put the puzzy on a pedestal.

What is all this puzzy on a pedestal stuff ?? This is the second time I have heard this today.....

You know how I know you are gay ?????....You macromayed yourself a pair of shorts......

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2143911)
No wonder you guys stopped off at Blackwoods party and didn't tell me. :o

Chit, I wish there was a nice new 35 cigarette for me to look at........there are drunk whores falling in boats all over....but not that many new 35 cigarettes..... :D :D :D

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 04:12 PM

is it true if you don't use it you lose it.:D

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2143918)
Chit, I wish there was a nice new 35 cigarette for me to look at........there are drunk whores falling in boats all over....but not that many new 35 cigarettes..... :D :D :D

nice:D :D

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2143919)
is true if you don't use it you lose it.:D

ask jeffman.... :eek: :eek: :eek:

japanese animated cartoon porn does not count :evilb:

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 04:15 PM

god dangit....I gotta get some ma fuggin work done today, CHIT !!!!!

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 04:20 PM

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check out this cheeseburger......

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 04:24 PM

Hey sutphen-man, my bro jeff is looking for a late 80s, early 90s donzi, 31s and 33s.........go do your magic.....

I gotta call jeff, his computer is fixin to crash.....

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Everyone, if you look to the northeast towards kingwood, you will see a slight mushroom cloud forming in the sky.....:p

wstultz 05-29-2007 04:38 PM

Di ( k

jeff1000man 05-29-2007 04:39 PM

Just had left over beans for the 3rd time in 2 days. Anyone want to play dutchoven:eek:

wstultz 05-29-2007 04:40 PM

I'm out. Going to cut some holes in my boat.

jeff1000man 05-29-2007 04:40 PM

Who sent their registration in for Clear lake PR

jeff1000man 05-29-2007 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2143958)
I'm out. Going to cut some holes in my boat.

Cut one in the bottom. Water drains better that way.

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 04:45 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2143957)
Just had left over beans for the 3rd time in 2 days. Anyone want to play dutchoven:eek:

goddddamn man, you gotta have the worst a$$ on the planet right now.......:drool:

jeff1000man 05-29-2007 04:49 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2143970)
goddddamn man, you gotta have the worst a$$ on the planet right now.......:drool:

no i have no ass. :(

tomtbone1993 05-29-2007 04:51 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2143961)
Who sent their registration in for Clear lake PR

I am going to pass on this run....I want to make Travis in July

This was an excutive decission made at Lunch today, then the prez made an offer on a new 42X with 850's & 6's

jeff1000man 05-29-2007 04:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2143979)
I am going to pass this year on the run....I want to make Travis in July

chkn

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2143979)
I am going to pass this year on the run....I want to make Travis in July

what are the dates?

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 04:59 PM

anyone want to buy a 04 donzi classic yellow with a whipple very low hours and only 55 hours with the charger perfect condition and when i say perfect i mean better than show room. runs 96+:eek:

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 05:00 PM

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half houthboat, half 737 ???? Could have possibilities

jeff1000man 05-29-2007 05:00 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2143984)
what are the dates?

Look on Clearlake TOPPS for their run in 2 weeks. I think Travis is 4th of July, but you have to ask Tbone.

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 05:02 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2143989)
anyone want to buy a 04 donzi classic yellow with a whipple very low hours and only 55 hours with the charger perfect condition and when i say perfect i mean better than show room. runs 96+:eek:

What does he have in that thing?????? 96 is fast, thats 26 faster than tbone.... :eek: :D :D


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