You may be with someone that naggs:hitfan: but i can tell you Sarah does not. She also does not tell me how to spend my money and i don't hers. Its all about getting the right boat for the both of us so we can enjoy it together.Isn't that what its all about.:ernaehrung004:

As far as her cooking you a pot pie good luck unless you want the one you can microwave:D

Actually have your girlfriend tell you your sleeping on the couch before you even leave the bar is priceless.

BIP!:D

You know how I know you guys are gay, because I just read page 515 of this thread......:worthless_without_p

Club 105 will be open this evening......going to squeeze some extra horses in Smooth

TOPPS Conroe bunch,

The TOPPS Clear Lake group made our run to Lake Charles this past weekend to L'Auberge Du Lac Casino Resort. Another gentleman and myself organized the run and have all the contacts if y'all ever want to make the trip. Although the north wind blew a lot, we all had a fantastic time. Clear Lake to Lake Charles was 138 miles. It was a great time with food, rooms, overnight docking, unbelievable pool area, and large casino. I think it would be a great run for you guys. Let me know if I can help if y'all decide to go. Hope to see you all on our June 16 poker run (Look me up in the orange Black Thunder). TH (Tommy

Unless we all ride with Louie it will be a 3 hour run there and a 3 hour run back.

THAT COULD BE A POTENTIAL NICE BREAK IN ON THE NEW BOAT:cool:

Sorry to break this to you, but that boat looks like it has all ready been broken in more times than Trojan man's old lady.

:hitfan:

OK I'LL REFRAZE. COULD BE A NICE MAIDEN VOYAGE FOR ME ON THE NEW TO ME BOAT:cool:

suck my butt, one monkeys moving is going to chicago but i will be back next weekend for the baja bash,if you dont own a baja you are not invited but you can be my dockhand on this houthboat!!!

Since you are so willing to let everyone use the houthboat, can we put it in clear lake and take it to the casino for Toms bachelor party?

What do you guys think about this boat?

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18802-en.html

This is a bad mofo, but overpriced a little.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18808-en.html

Its on !!!!!! :ernaehrung004:

Considering you havn't made to a single function this year, we will plan on saving you a seat.










































NOT!!!:hitfan:

She is gonna woop your a$$ next time she sees you for all da chit talkin you been doin. And quit thinkin about her when you wack off...............all 8 times a day...:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

I am sending you new japanese animated porn to keep you occupied

I believe I have made all but 2 .....retard :drool::crazy:

And I am not referring to the poker run........I don't believe you were there for the exec decision making friday night.....man you should really hang out more :eek::drink:

OK so you take off for 3 months chasing strange dirties all over the state and no one has seen you. Then you hang out one night and overhear someone talking about something cool and that make you the executive. Did you ask you Mother if you could take of work that weekend?

OH and PS, I was consulted on the executive decision before friday night. THanks for playing.

ummmmmm, what do they call that again??? oh yea,


BIPPPPP!!!

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18577-en.html

maybe for everyone except spick1.....he is a puzzy and will never buy a boat

yes, yes,i am the boss, and no you weren't....Thanks for playing :hitfan:

we need to work on your BIP qualifications

When are you going to buy a boat? Or talk your dad into letting him use his? Or claim half ownership, still never get to use it, or don't use it because gas is to expensive?

Anyway. That boat looks like a slower version of the Crap Shoot. Just because it has 3A drives and big props, does not make it fast. It is pretty cheap though, Maybe you could go in halfs with your brother, and then you would have a silent partnership in another boat that you never get to use and Wade would have a good boat that runs, because he actually knows what to do with one.

New OSO rule. You cannot talk about another members old lady unless you have an old lady to get talked about as well. Therefore Jeffman can never make any comments about anyone's old lady ever again. :hitfan::cool-smiley-027::ernaehrung004::violent-smiley-045:

Exception to the rule if everyone in town is all ready talking about your old lady. I am at the end of the train just looking for an easy laugh, All the good laughs have all ready been had in public while you were gone for 3 months. Sorry dude.

I will accept the new rule though for future reference.

Patrick, you should see if this guy wants your Scarab.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=169410

You must be really bored today jeffrey. Thanks for educating me on how offshore boats work. Since I have been operating them for 15 years prior to you buying your first one, that is a lesson well learned.

I will use any one of my 3 boats whenever I feel the need to. Sometimes, getting a$$ is more important than hanging out with a sausage fest on the lake, so thats what I do. But I see why you are always part of the sausage :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

now leave me alone, I am going to mow the yard

Good to know you are back to doing your job. :Whatever:

We havn't seen you operate a POWER boat, or anything that goes over 30mph in the time that I have had mine. Are you refering to when your dad used to let you hold the rope while he let your little brother park the trailer and he worked the throttles.

I just emailed him but he is looking for something with stand up bolster and a potti. Well see if he responds.

Whole lotta hatin' going on.....sorry I couldn't join in the festivties! :(


And by the way....Jeff I'm pretty sure Crap Shoot is faster than Scary Mary. You just SOUND like your haulin' azz! Kinda like when you talk....SOUNDS like you know what your talking about, but we ALL know the difference. SO.. Anytime you wanna run her let me know, I'll Buy the 6 quarts of oil you'll need to get to the Bridge, and then I'll call Vessel Assist to come tow you back when she finally calls it quits! :boat::party-smiley-048::blaster:



SO now I'm gonna go sell another lot, already 1 for 1 today. Daddy needs them superchargers!

http://yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=16066

Here you go Jeffy, I bet you could put in a low bid have a huge cabin and keep mary....

http://yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=15564

even better

you ever gonna send me the rest of those pics:cool-smiley-027:

Scary Mary was not part of the speed equation today, but anytime you actually want to back that up with odds I will blow the motor just to prove how slow the Crap Shoot actually is. I don't have to make it all the way to the bridge to outrun you, I can stop halfway there after I pull ahead.

That boat is worse shape than the one I have now.

No more projects

Go ahead and sell 3 because daddy will need more than that after you buy them.

Jeff...thanks fot the help last night....We need to start making plan for my trip:ernaehrung004: