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joew. 08-07-2007 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2226441)
T-boner is being the telephone tuff guy again.


One night at Papa's long long ago.......


As he is ear-muffing Kelly..."Smooth is running so good, I don't think I will sell her."


Followed by a hearty "BULL$HIT" from Kelly.

Tom's reply....."I'm just kidding sweetie."


Followed by; all boat drivers to the bar..........


"Oh chit lets roll!!"

tomtbone1993 08-07-2007 03:20 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2226441)
T-boner is being the telephone tuff guy again.


One night at Papa's long long ago.......


As he is ear-muffing Kelly..."Smooth is running so good, I don't think I will sell her."


Followed by a hearty "BULL$HIT" from Kelly.

Tom's reply....."I'm just kidding sweetie."


This comming from a guy who refuses to take his boat off the trailer???:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

wstultz 08-07-2007 03:37 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2226481)
This comming from a guy who refuses to take his boat off the trailer???:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:


Come on now, it gets in the water enough for it not to forget what if feels like.

Rcolter 08-07-2007 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2226505)
Come on now, it gets in the water enough for it not to forget what if feels like.

Well water and that leaking roof over it does not count!

tomtbone1993 08-07-2007 03:41 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2226505)
Come on now, it gets in the water enough for it not to forget what if feels like.

no excuse.........no excuse the dessert has seen more water than Trouble Maker this year......:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

Rcolter 08-07-2007 03:42 PM

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Stufins 3rd run in the 3rd year. Looks good!:party-smiley-020:

wstultz 08-07-2007 03:45 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2226515)
Stufins 3rd run in the 3rd year. Looks good!:party-smiley-020:


negative. get your facts strait.

check your avatar for response.

Rcolter 08-07-2007 03:47 PM

Ok Maybe Megan is holding up four fingers. Hard to tell. My bad. Post #8407 is null and void.

tomtbone1993 08-07-2007 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2226515)
Stufins 3rd run in the 3rd year. Looks good!:party-smiley-020:

I am not a fan of the new paint.......

wstultz 08-07-2007 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2226528)
I am not a fan of the new paint.......


It's still beter than pink and yellow.:D


Bastard!

Rcolter 08-07-2007 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2226528)
I am not a fan of the new paint.......

Yah you might get some funny looks with that. Just my .02

wstultz 08-07-2007 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2226515)
Stufins 3rd run in the 3rd year. Looks good!:party-smiley-020:

I appreciate you making my buyer feel good about his new purchase.....DI(K!

tomtbone1993 08-07-2007 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2226537)
I appreciate you making my buyer feel good about his new purchase.....DI(K!


Lesson 1)

No one is a buyer until you have the funds in your bank account.

wstultz 08-07-2007 03:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2226542)
Lesson 1)

No one is a buyer until you have the funds in your bank account.

I just may.....wouldn't you biatches like to know.

Rcolter 08-07-2007 03:54 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2226532)
It's still beter than pink and yellow.:D


Bastard!

That maybe true. But I think the Miami Vice colors are making a comeback. But at least you do have a nice barn kept penis extension.

Oh I am looking for some one to play Tubbs while on the lake. Maybe a toking black guys?

tomtbone1993 08-07-2007 03:55 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2226544)
I just may.....wouldn't you biatches like to know.

that line is a broken record with us......it is time for a better excuse:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

wstultz 08-07-2007 03:56 PM

Nosie fu(kers, Aren't you?

Rcolter 08-07-2007 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2226544)
I just may.....wouldn't you biatches like to know.

No not really, but to the "NEW BUYER" Great boat. Well taken care of. Runs great. Sweet ride. Oh and the penis graphics Tom posted are fake. We were just kidding. Sorry we appoligize. Any other negative posts should be made about pink and yellow.:traurig001: :Whatever:

tomtbone1993 08-07-2007 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2226552)
No not really, but to the "NEW BUYER" Great boat. Well taken care of. Runs great. Sweet ride. Oh and the penis graphics Tom posted are fake. We were just kidding. Sorry we appoligize. Any other negative posts should be made about pink and yellow.:traurig001: :Whatever:

Stulz loves Pink......

wstultz 08-07-2007 04:05 PM

Bastards! stop defacing my beautiful Sutphen.:traurig001:

tomtbone1993 08-07-2007 04:11 PM

ATTENTION Stultz boys.................


I love the new ad......standing in the water "wading" is classic. I meant to scan and post it last night......


Absolute money...pure money:):)

wstultz 08-07-2007 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2226571)
ATTENTION Stultz boys.................


I love the new ad......standing in the water "wading" is classic. I meant to scan and post it last night......


Absolute money...pure money:):)


????????????

wstultz 08-07-2007 04:17 PM

Man, I can't wait until your boats go on the market.:boat: :violent-smiley-021:

tomtbone1993 08-07-2007 04:21 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2226586)
Man, I can't wait until your boats go on the market.:boat: :violent-smiley-021:

I can't wait until I get my new photoshop program:party-smiley-048:

wstultz 08-07-2007 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2226591)
I can't wait until I get my new photoshop program:party-smiley-048:

I bought one last night. I was waiting for an excuse to use it and I think I just found one.

Rcolter 08-07-2007 04:24 PM

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We know you want a Fountain:party-smiley-020:

Rcolter 08-07-2007 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2226597)
I bought one last night. I was waiting for an excuse to use it and I think I just found one.

Yah I could not figure out the whale thing. Could you help me out. I thing the Fountain symbol looks good though.

tomtbone1993 08-07-2007 04:26 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2226598)
We know you want a Fountain:party-smiley-020:

he does not have the stones to get a Fountain, he is not near man enough for one:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

Rcolter 08-07-2007 04:27 PM

Oh and the whole crack house thing just kinda helps out my whole Miami Vice idea.

spk1 08-07-2007 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2226571)
ATTENTION Stultz boys.................


I love the new ad......standing in the water "wading" is classic. I meant to scan and post it last night......


Absolute money...pure money:):)

I was reading that ad thinking WTF did wade ever do to deserve that cheap shot?

A full page ad, with all the stultz crew,, Chad standing next to Megan,, and a caption that says "Tired of Wading around." :party-smiley-048:

tomtbone1993 08-07-2007 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2226597)
I bought one last night. I was waiting for an excuse to use it and I think I just found one.

did you happen to pick up Quickens as well?

spk1 08-07-2007 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2226597)
I bought one last night. I was wading for an excuse to use it and I think I just found one.


see even he is scarred from it? :evilb:

Rcolter 08-07-2007 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2226606)
I was reading that ad thinking WTF did wade ever do to deserve that cheap shot?

A full page ad, with all the stultz crew,, Chad standing next to Megan,, and a caption that says "Tired of Wading around." :party-smiley-048:

Ohschit I though they said they were tired of wade! FU(KING GOMRY SCOULS

tomtbone1993 08-07-2007 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2226606)
I was reading that ad thinking WTF did wade ever do to deserve that cheap shot?

A full page ad, with all the stultz crew,, Chad standing next to Megan,, and a caption that says "Tired of Wading around." :party-smiley-048:



You know WStultz is burning up RStultz's phone as I type this......:party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

wstultz 08-07-2007 04:30 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2226607)
did you happen to pick up Quickens as well?

negative.

tomtbone1993 08-07-2007 04:30 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2226610)
see even he is scarred from it? :evilb:

priceless:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

wstultz 08-07-2007 04:32 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2226602)
he does not have the stones to get a Fountain, he is not near man enough for one:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:


By "Man Enough" do you means pulling up to the damn with seven big hairy dudes in your Fountain? Because if that's what you mean, you're right, I'm not.

wstultz 08-07-2007 04:34 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2226612)
You know WStultz is burning up RStultz's phone as I type this......:party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

I'm not part of the limo driver brigade.

BY U BOY 08-07-2007 04:40 PM

do yall know of anyone on conroe with a cig bullet?????????

wstultz 08-07-2007 04:42 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2226645)
do yall know of anyone on conroe with a cig bullet?????????

We use to have one that is now in Del Lago. There is one that stores at Lakeview and keeps it in the water at Walden marina on weekends.....Awesome boat.

Is someone leaning towards a CIGGY????????


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