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BY U BOY 08-18-2007 09:46 AM

Wheres the Hurricane party???????:D :D

jeff1000man 08-18-2007 10:00 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2239333)
Wheres the Hurricane party???????:D :D

My House. :party-smiley-020:

Trojan-man 08-18-2007 01:03 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2239342)
My House. :party-smiley-020:

you mean your houth......:party-smiley-020:

jeff1000man 08-18-2007 01:40 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2239440)
you mean your houth......:party-smiley-020:

Depends on how the storm comes in. I might be setting up a claims office in my house and hiring 6-8 temps to type on the computer all day. You want to volunteer to babysit? :signs069:

Trojan-man 08-18-2007 01:42 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2239454)
Depends on how the storm comes in. I might be setting up a claims office in my house and hiring 6-8 temps to type on the computer all day. You want to volunteer to babysit? :signs069:

maybe.....are they going to be 18-25, short, with huge cans temps ????

In that case, I am hired...:party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

jeff1000man 08-18-2007 01:49 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2239455)
maybe.....are they going to be 18-25, short, with huge cans temps ????

In that case, I am hired...:party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

I will leave it to you to do the hiring. Request photos be sent with resumes. THey will need to be single and low self esteem, so we seem like god's to them. We will keep them off limits. Let them sleep in shifts in the guest rooms, so they can't be exposed to the outsiders. :signs069: :party-smiley-020:

txlefty 08-18-2007 01:59 PM

So much for seeing a sole on "Tax Free Weekend".....If your looking to replace your old azz, tired azz clothes....head to the mall! Which can't be all that bad, every teenage girl from 100 miles will be there! Just sit at the food court, like a wolf waiting on the sheep! Or Andy waiting on his Houth Boat!!!!:party-smiley-048:

jeff1000man 08-18-2007 02:01 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2239465)
So much for seeing a sole on "Tax Free Weekend".....If your looking to replace your old azz, tired azz clothes....head to the mall! Which can't be all that bad, every teenage girl from 100 miles will be there! Just sit at the food court, like a wolf waiting on the sheep! Or Andy waiting on his Houth Boat!!!!:party-smiley-048:

Actually we could round them up for the Houthboat.

Looks like hurricane Nortech might be coming this way. :D

spk1 08-18-2007 02:04 PM

Still no rain here at the pool,.,. but good news,, for all that cant make it,, I found a back way into the pool so we can tear it up anytime we like, with as many non registered dirties we need. :party-smiley-020:

spk1 08-18-2007 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2239459)
I will leave it to you to do the hiring. Request photos be sent with resumes. THey will need to be single and low self esteem, so we seem like god's to them. We will keep them off limits. Let them sleep in shifts in the guest rooms, so they can't be exposed to the outsiders. :signs069: :party-smiley-020:

I know of one or two I can move into your house right now, you just say the word. 5'1' with huge cans, and small waist. shes an indian chick tho I believe,, she asked me if I had a job for her last night,, :eek: :eek: :evilb:

jeff1000man 08-18-2007 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2239477)
I know of one or two I can move into your house right now, you just say the word. 5'1' with huge cans, and small waist. shes an indian chick tho I believe,, she asked me if I had a job for her last night,, :eek: :eek: :evilb:

It might be a demotion from "which pump are you on", but we could try her out.

You can start her on organizing my office.:signs069:

jeff1000man 08-18-2007 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2239477)
I know of one or two I can move into your house right now, you just say the word. 5'1' with huge cans, and small waist. shes an indian chick tho I believe,, she asked me if I had a job for her last night,, :eek: :eek: :evilb:

I will also open a company store, where they can spend their paychecks buying what they need to survice from me.

Like the californian fruit pickers.:signs069:

txlefty 08-18-2007 02:29 PM

Rumor has it a few people headin to Bakers Street and to Gooses Acre for a couple adult beverages! And for all of us that need it, church bus leaving at 9:15 tomorrow morning! :readinghelp: :snide:

jeff1000man 08-18-2007 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2239491)
Rumor has it a few people headin to Bakers Street and to Gooses Acre for a couple adult beverages! And for all of us that need it, church bus leaving at 9:15 tomorrow morning! :readinghelp: :snide:

I didn't know the church opened that early?

I usually don't go until the lunch buffet starts.

:party-smiley-048: :evilb: :Score-101010:

BY U BOY 08-18-2007 02:58 PM

any word from the boner about the desit PR?

jeff1000man 08-18-2007 03:20 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2239508)
any word from the boner about the desit PR?

I was gonna call him earlier before they went out, but it got late and I figure they are on the water now.

Rcolter 08-18-2007 04:07 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2239465)
So much for seeing a sole on "Tax Free Weekend".....If your looking to replace your old azz, tired azz clothes....head to the mall! Which can't be all that bad, every teenage girl from 100 miles will be there! Just sit at the food court, like a wolf waiting on the sheep! Or Andy waiting on his Houth Boat!!!!:party-smiley-048:

Yes you would be the only one needing to participate in the tax free weekend, since you are the only one dating someone still in school! Might want to get school supplies to, you don't want her getting on the bus not in style would you?

jeff1000man 08-18-2007 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2239544)
Yes you would be the only one needing to participate in the tax free weekend, since you are the only one dating someone still in school! Might want to get school supplies to, you don't want her getting on the bus not in style would you?

The catholic school girl outfit might actually look good. Make sure you get the tallllll socks.:D

txlefty 08-18-2007 06:17 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2239544)
Yes you would be the only one needing to participate in the tax free weekend, since you are the only one dating someone still in school! Might want to get school supplies to, you don't want her getting on the bus not in style would you?

That's some funny $HIT! At least lunch only costs me $2 !!! :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

jeff1000man 08-18-2007 06:26 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2239583)
That's some funny $HIT! At least lunch only costs me $2 !!! :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

Since you don't pay taxes, they can research your income and you can get her on free lunch.

I guess there are benefits. :circle:

txlefty 08-18-2007 06:38 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2239588)
Since you don't pay taxes, they can research your income and you can get her on free lunch.

I guess there are benefits. :circle:

Don't be jealious! Yeah gotta know how to play the system, and you gotta get some game so you could buy a girl lunch! :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 08-18-2007 06:40 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2239590)
Don't be jealious! Yeah gotta know how to play the system, and you gotta get some game so you could buy a girl lunch! :party-smiley-004:

Guess you got me??

But I think with what I pay in taxs I probably buy the whole Montgomery High 12 grade girls lunch for the year.

txlefty 08-18-2007 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2239591)
Guess you got me??

But I think with what I pay in taxs I probably buy the whole Montgomery High 12 grade girls lunch for the year.


YADA, YADA, YADA......Get out of the bathroom and quite thumbing through the '92 Montgomery High School Yearbook and watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High!


Just a little something you can wack-off too...I mean buy lunch for!!



:party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

txlefty 08-18-2007 06:56 PM

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Jeff I know you used to work at Long John Silvers.....but COME ON MAN! It's time to grow up!

Trojan-man 08-19-2007 02:53 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2239596)
Jeff I know you used to work at Long John Silvers.....but COME ON MAN! It's time to grow up!

We're just having some pizza, learnin bout Cuba !!! :party-smiley-020:

txlefty 08-19-2007 12:10 PM

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If I'm here AND your here doesn't that make it OUR time????

jeff1000man 08-19-2007 12:32 PM

I wonder who is going out today?

Trojan-man 08-20-2007 10:07 AM

did oso get shut down again ???? :worthless_without_p

wstultz 08-20-2007 10:14 AM

NO, I guess everyone is just recovering which is usually done here on OSO. WAKE UP you bunch of slackers!

BY U BOY 08-20-2007 11:05 AM

who wants to come over and help me catch some thieves???:angry-smiley-055: Never mind I'm just going to shoot them. I just need something to bait them in since they took everything else off the porch this morning.:angry-smiley-055: :angry-smiley-055:

boatman22 08-20-2007 12:08 PM

"The Heights" ....what a place to live:party-smiley-048:

Sorry i had to throw that in......put an old bent prop out there and shoot the POS when he picks it up:circle:

BY U BOY 08-20-2007 12:30 PM

I could care less about the chit they stole its just decrotive crap. I m just pissed that it makes more work for me to do when i get home.

tomtbone1993 08-20-2007 03:36 PM

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Whats up Monkies??????

txlefty 08-20-2007 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2241296)
Whats up Monkies??????

Congrats on the run! Rumor has it you made a little money! :party-smiley-020: Hope you took lotsa of pics!

wstultz 08-20-2007 04:13 PM

That's a sweet pick of a party barge! Did you get any of your boat?:cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY 08-20-2007 04:52 PM

Damn yous a P:cool-smiley-011: I:D M:party-smiley-048: P:chimp:


My boat would sink with that mary peps on it:)

tomtbone1993 08-20-2007 05:11 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2241347)
That's a sweet pick of a party barge! Did you get any of your boat?:cool-smiley-011:


We missed the helicopter when we where running, I had to many people to do the wave jump shot. I have a DVD comming that should have some footage of us tied up to the OSO boat and all the bad azz cats. I will post my pics when I get home tonight.....



Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2241323)
Congrats on the run! Rumor has it you made a little money! :party-smiley-020: Hope you took lotsa of pics!

no rumor......brought home an extra 6G's:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 08-20-2007 05:15 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2238937)
Who did tbone take with him to pull him to all the stops???

no class.............:angry-smiley-055: :angry-smiley-055:

txlefty 08-20-2007 05:21 PM

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Awesome on the cash! Made that ride home a HELLVA lots better!


Just a few things to bonder over.....

Roger Creager on Saturday at Papas. Time for another raft up!



and...

txlefty 08-20-2007 05:23 PM

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A new game for the Skanktuary......:party-smiley-048:


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