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spk1 08-08-2007 11:32 AM

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:party-smiley-048:

tomtbone1993 08-08-2007 11:32 AM

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tomtbone1993 08-08-2007 11:35 AM

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This is still one of my top favorites

wstultz 08-08-2007 11:43 AM

awesome. Thanks for all of the fatty pictures fellas.

T-bone, that one is probably your best job with the cut and paste.

Rcolter 08-08-2007 11:54 AM

Tom Outback is not the cure for everything!

wstultz 08-08-2007 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2227569)
What is in order tonight for your B-Day????? Outback????


An entire bottle of Nyquil and a bed.:drool:

Rcolter 08-08-2007 12:02 PM

NYquil you and Betty have a long night planned. You know how that ends up.

wstultz 08-08-2007 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2227647)
NYquil you and Betty have a long night planned. You know how that ends up.

Waking up from a coma with peanut butter everywhere.

Rcolter 08-08-2007 01:07 PM

Thats just gross.

wstultz 08-08-2007 01:30 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2227724)
Thats just gross.

:D :D :D

bigandy 08-08-2007 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2227598)
......

tbone you be sure to add those pics to your homework!!

tomtbone1993 08-08-2007 02:08 PM

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"George get your azz out of my pool"

wstultz 08-08-2007 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2227800)
Capation

"George get your azz out of my pool"


Some more funny a$$ cut and paste art work by our very own computer clown....T-boner.

Rcolter 08-08-2007 04:02 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2227842)
Kimber likes it.........:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

OK that was below the belt.

tomtbone1993 08-08-2007 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2227952)
OK that was below the belt.

I am sorry .....i deleted it....it will get better my friend

jeff1000man 08-08-2007 05:37 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2227800)
Capation

"George get your azz out of my pool"

Is

"Capation"

The next

"Tethlong"

?????

Spell check. Top row, 3rd button from the right.:throw:


:D

tomtbone1993 08-08-2007 05:51 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2228040)
Is

"Capation"

The next

"Tethlong"

?????

Spell check. Top row, 3rd button from the right.:throw:


:D

Thanks.....when you were busy winning spelling Bees I was knockin the bottom out of the drill team..........:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 08-08-2007 07:07 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2228054)
Thanks.....when you were busy winning spelling Bees I was knockin the bottom out of the drill team..........:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

While you wwere knocking the bottom out of the drill team, I was completing a college education...........

bigandy 08-08-2007 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2228054)
Thanks.....when you were busy winning spelling Bees I was knockin the bottom out of the drill team..........:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

Which is nothing to be proud of becasue this was the drill team at Willis High School....

bigandy 08-08-2007 08:29 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2228119)
While you wwere knocking the bottom out of the drill team, I was completing a college education...........

did you get an associates degree from Devry Univ in mullett sciences or a bachelor's in how to cheat old people in insurance claims??? Or maybe was it a master's in drain plug installation with a minor in " third time is the charm engine building"

jeff1000man 08-08-2007 10:11 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2228214)
did you get an associates degree from Devry Univ in mullett sciences or a bachelor's in how to cheat old people in insurance claims??? Or maybe was it a master's in drain plug installation with a minor in " third time is the charm engine building"

I have a doctorate in " mind your business" and "shut the f.uck up":greenchainsaw: :violent-smiley-021:

With a minor in "driving your girlfriend to other guys apartments"

tomtbone1993 08-08-2007 11:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2228119)
While you wwere knocking the bottom out of the drill team, I was completing a college education...........

so you got that going for you.......

jeff1000man 08-08-2007 11:14 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2228419)
so you got that going for you.......

Seems to be working well....... :D :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-020:




:signs069:

wstultz 08-09-2007 09:01 AM

Oh my God....Andy out of no where!

ZING!!!!!!

I go into a nyquil coma last night and two of the funniest BIPs in a while show up.

This is the Willis drill team...that's classic.:D

On Time 08-09-2007 10:19 AM

OK so what is BIP?

On Time 08-09-2007 10:24 AM

Incognito Formula. Go fast runabout for less than $3K. 45mph as is, 50mph with new bottom paint. Includes trailer!!

http://www.boat-world.com/boatads/538777125.html

jeff1000man 08-09-2007 10:28 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2228775)
Incognito Formula. Go fast runabout for less than $3K. 45mph as is, 50mph with new bottom paint. Includes trailer!!

http://www.boat-world.com/boatads/538777125.html

Kevin, Get that one.

On Time 08-09-2007 10:38 AM

Cheap 55mph freshwater w/ twins

http://www.boat-world.com/boatads/1215753084.html

wstultz 08-09-2007 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2228771)
OK so what is BIP?

A BIP is like a slap in the face or a good burn.

On Time 08-09-2007 11:04 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2228829)
A BIP is like a slap in the face or a good burn.

OK, so...

bigandy 08-09-2007 11:25 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2228839)
OK, so...

obviously based on your picture you are to young to understand so just dont worry yourself about it....

On Time 08-09-2007 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2228866)
obviously based on your picture you are to young to understand so just dont worry yourself about it....

All I gotta do is reach the throttles on my Daddy's boat and VROOOOMMM!!!

BY U BOY 08-09-2007 11:34 AM

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

It fits all of what Sarah wants in a boat. Its a good deal im just not wanting to pull motors right away and with 480 hours its almost time. Also with it being in OH may be a problem.
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o16335-en.html

bigandy 08-09-2007 11:36 AM

This is what the dictionary says,

BIP:

Used for punking someone, the usage of Bip describes the act of hitting someone while making it a huge punkout.


What you said you were gay? ... *Bip*


4. bip

a mosquito bite located right on your nipple
ridiculously strange feeling and a good subject for conversation

"so last nite i was talking about my bip to this fine peice of ass"


5. BiP

The little droplets of cum juice that come out before you really nut. Usually people will say they have "bip come out of their tip" glistening, sHinY.

Dude: ****, man, I hope Amber isn't preggers! everytime I'd pull out I had bip on my tip.



6 BIP


To have sex with someone. Originated in Dublin.

"Did you bip her last night?"

"Did you get a bit of a bip?"


7. BIP

Short for "*****". IT SAVES TIME!!

Bip! you spilled spaghetti on me.

On Time 08-09-2007 11:38 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2228880)
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

It fits all of what Sarah wants in a boat. Its a good deal im just not wanting to pull motors right away and with 480 hours its almost time. Also with it being in OH may be a problem.
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o16335-en.html

Not too bad but I had a Formula w/ the black on black dasboard and it was HOT AS HELL in the midday sun to the touch after sitting for a while and began to fade in 2 years... What's wrong with a good BA - JA?

jeff1000man 08-09-2007 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2228880)
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

It fits all of what Sarah wants in a boat. Its a good deal im just not wanting to pull motors right away and with 480 hours its almost time. Also with it being in OH may be a problem.
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o16335-en.html


That is a good looking boat. Looks like the little boat all grown up.

When do you want to get it. I am up for a road trip.

You could always hire 2 monkeys transportation though.

Bet those motors last longer than you think.

I have plnty spares though if you need one.

wstultz 08-09-2007 11:40 AM

Andy in your avatar Trojan Man kind of looks like one of those hobbits from Lord of the Rings.:D

bigandy 08-09-2007 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2228880)
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

It fits all of what Sarah wants in a boat. Its a good deal im just not wanting to pull motors right away and with 480 hours its almost time. Also with it being in OH may be a problem.
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o16335-en.html

Ya its almost time, in another 480 hours those big blocks are fine........ and dont cry about going to Ohio, i am going to Wisconsin to pick up a boat next week, California to pick up a boat in september, Phoenix to pick up a mustang, and then taking a boat to key west in November (maybe not this november but someday)

On Time 08-09-2007 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2228884)
This is what the dictionary says,

BIP:

Used for punking someone, the usage of Bip describes the act of hitting someone while making it a huge punkout.


What you said you were gay? ... *Bip*


4. bip

a mosquito bite located right on your nipple
ridiculously strange feeling and a good subject for conversation

"so last nite i was talking about my bip to this fine peice of ass"


5. BiP

The little droplets of cum juice that come out before you really nut. Usually people will say they have "bip come out of their tip" glistening, sHinY.

Dude: ****, man, I hope Amber isn't preggers! everytime I'd pull out I had bip on my tip.



6 BIP


To have sex with someone. Originated in Dublin.

"Did you bip her last night?"

"Did you get a bit of a bip?"


7. BIP

Short for "*****". IT SAVES TIME!!

Bip! you spilled spaghetti on me.

WOW sounds like an answer straight out of Cecil Adams' "The Straight Dope" column...

bigandy 08-09-2007 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2228896)
Andy in your avatar Trojan Man kind of looks like one of those hobbits from Lord of the Rings.:D

In my avatar??? he looks like a hobbit in every picture he has ever taken!!:signs043:


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