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txlefty 08-13-2007 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2232709)
GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
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>> > > >>> My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight
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>> > > >>> attendant, Chad Stultz ,who
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>> > > >>> seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us
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>> > > >>> food and drinks.
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>> > > >>> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
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>> > > >>> down the aisle and
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>> > > >>> told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
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>> > > >>> that he'll be
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>> > > >>> landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people,
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>> > > >>> if you could just
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>> > > >>> put your trays up, that would be super."
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>> > > >>> On his (Chad Stultz) trip back up the aisle, he noticed this
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>> > > >>> well-dressed and rather
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>> > > >>> Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps
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>> > > >>> you didn' t hear me
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>> > > >>> over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise
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>> > > >>> your trazy-poo, so
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>> > > >>> the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
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>> > > >>> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
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>> > > >>> am called a
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>> > > >>> Princess and I take orders from no one."
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>> > > >>> To which (I swear) the flight attendant (Chad Stultz) replied,
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>> > > >>> without missing a beat,
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>> > > >>> "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen,
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>> > > >>> so I out rank
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>> > > >>> you.
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>> > > >>> "Tray-up, *****......

WHAT!!!!!

txlefty 08-13-2007 01:58 PM

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damn....

jeff1000man 08-13-2007 02:04 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2232831)
I'll take "The burning of dog poo and the human response" for 500 please.

If there is any attempt to cheat on this test, or with my wife who is a dirty, dirty tramp, I am just going to snap!

OHHHH Mr. Penguin. You been a naughty naughty boy. You gonna pay ffor dat.

jeff1000man 08-13-2007 02:05 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2232840)

Joew strikes again.

tomtbone1993 08-13-2007 02:09 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2232857)
Joew strikes again.

With the parts Baldwick has of my old one and that part there. He would have a complete system for a boat he does not have....

jeff1000man 08-13-2007 02:11 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2232862)
With the parts Baldwick has of my old one and that part there. He would have a complete system for a boat he does not have....

:party-smiley-048: :circle: :party-smiley-020:

Trojan-man 08-13-2007 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2232840)

that one is missing a gimble ring. I want the hole kit-n-kaboodle. Jeffman taught me that word... :party-smiley-020:

tomtbone1993 08-13-2007 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2232871)
that one is missing a gimble ring. I want the hole kit-n-kaboodle. Jeffman taught me that word... :party-smiley-020:

I would start with the fiberglass bucket you bolt the parts too......just a thought:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY 08-13-2007 02:59 PM

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what would cause tis crack in the cabin step??????How bad do you really think that is.

tomtbone1993 08-13-2007 03:10 PM

It didn't bother you with a crack as big as the Grand Canyon on your house purchase.....why would you let this broken stringer bother you????:):)

txlefty 08-13-2007 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2232954)
what would cause tis crack in the cabin step??????How bad do you really think that is.

if it was Andy's boat i'd say...... fat girls !

jeff1000man 08-13-2007 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2232893)
I would start with the fiberglass bucket you bolt the parts too......just a thought:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

Nice Clark, Real Nice

jeff1000man 08-13-2007 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2232978)
It didn't bother you with a crack as big as the Grand Canyon on your house purchase.....why would you let this broken stringer bother you????:):)

Tbone is on a roll

jeff1000man 08-13-2007 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2232954)
what would cause tis crack in the cabin step??????How bad do you really think that is.

Did you jump a jeddy?

That is evidence that your boat actually ran real fast in rough water one day. Congratulations. :party-smiley-020:

BY U BOY 08-13-2007 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2232993)
Did you jump a jeddy?

That is evidence that your boat actually ran real fast in rough water one day. Congratulations. :party-smiley-020:

Thats pretty funny! Good thing its not my boat. You know better than that scarabs can handle jumpig jeddies.:D :D

tomtbone1993 08-13-2007 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2232993)
Did you jump a jeddy?

That is evidence that your boat actually ran real fast in rough water one day. Congratulations. :party-smiley-020:



Or it is evidence that it is a Scarab......

BY U BOY 08-13-2007 03:24 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2232978)
It didn't bother you with a crack as big as the Grand Canyon on your house purchase.....why would you let this broken stringer bother you????:):)

because i actually care about the boat. I did not pick the house:party-smiley-048:

BY U BOY 08-13-2007 03:26 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2233005)
Or it is evidence that it is a Scarab......

No its a 26 sonic and the guy is claiming that his anchor caused the crack when he jumed a wave and it was not secured.

tomtbone1993 08-13-2007 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2233008)
No its a 26 sonic and the guy is claiming that his anchor caused the crack when he jumed a wave and it was not secured.

Scarab.....Sonic does it really matter both brands are made with balsa wood and old news papers.......:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY 08-13-2007 03:29 PM

THERE IS A CRACK FROM THE ANCHOR LANDING ON IT FROM JUMPING A WAVE AND FORGOT TO PUT THE ANCHOR AWAY.


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/SONIC...spagenameZWDVW

jeff1000man 08-13-2007 03:45 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2233008)
No its a 26 sonic and the guy is claiming that his anchor caused the crack when he jumed a wave and it was not secured.

Call BS on that.

I think you can safely say that that crack, along with the others was not caused by impact, but rather by stress from rough water.

If an anchor has hit it it would have a hole or puncture in the impact area. It clearly has a crack all the way through the bulkhead. Most likely caused by a sideways landing or some serious wave jumping. I think you need pass on that one.

jeff1000man 08-13-2007 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2233012)
THERE IS A CRACK FROM THE ANCHOR LANDING ON IT FROM JUMPING A WAVE AND FORGOT TO PUT THE ANCHOR AWAY.


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/SONIC...spagenameZWDVW

Did you see all the other cracks in the deck of that boat?

BY U BOY 08-13-2007 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2233038)
Call BS on that.

I think you can safely say that that crack, along with the others was not caused by impact, but rather by stress from rough water.

If an anchor has hit it it would have a hole or puncture in the impact area. It clearly has a crack all the way through the bulkhead. Most likely caused by a sideways landing or some serious wave jumping. I think you need pass on that one.

Im not thinking about buying it. I just saw it when surfing ebay. I have a few other boats on my mind. 25AT,26 prowler,28 sonic that would need a procharger,26 or 28 donzi.

BY U BOY 08-13-2007 03:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2233042)
Did you see all the other cracks in the deck of that boat?

yea saw those to. looks like abuse.

tomtbone1993 08-13-2007 04:05 PM

Has anyone else besides Rcolter and myself seen the new Tiger at Club 105 with the 5th wheel Myco???????


Very nice set-up

tomtbone1993 08-13-2007 04:06 PM

I got a picture of By U Boy's, Trojan-Man's and Spick1's new boats together......















































































.........:):)

txlefty 08-13-2007 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2233080)
Has anyone else besides Rcolter and myself seen the new Tiger at Club 105 with the 5th wheel Myco???????


Very nice set-up

Yeah Louie's buddy... 02 I think. Saw it on the water at Papas Saturday. Sounds mean.....good looking boat..

jeff1000man 08-13-2007 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2233080)
Has anyone else besides Rcolter and myself seen the new Tiger at Club 105 with the 5th wheel Myco???????


Very nice set-up

Saw it in the water. The ad for it just got pulled last week.

THat guy got a sweet deal.

On a better note.

Giant tube of blue gasket maker and the giant oil slick seems to have disapeared for the mean while.

Now I can concentrate on blowing it up again,

:party-smiley-020: :circle: :party-smiley-048: :ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 08-13-2007 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2233101)
Saw it in the water. The ad for it just got pulled last week.

THat guy got a sweet deal.

On a better note.

Giant tube of blue gasket maker and the giant oil slick seems to have disapeared for the mean while.

Now I can concentrate on blowing it up again,

:party-smiley-020: :circle: :party-smiley-048: :ernaehrung004:

What was the asking price? The trailer alone is worth 10g's used

BY U BOY 08-13-2007 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2233083)
I got a picture of By U Boy's, Trojan-Man's and Spick1's new boats together......















































































.........:):)

I have a speed boat. Whats wrong with shopping for a new one???

txlefty 08-13-2007 04:21 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2233105)
What was the asking price? The trailer along is worth 10g's used

Capti' teth long tape strikes again! ALONG?????

BY U BOY 08-13-2007 04:39 PM

cheap boat. SPK1 this will get you out there.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/75-MP...spagenameZWDVW

bigandy 08-13-2007 04:49 PM

good project boat for someone....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/38-sc...QQcmdZViewItem

tomtbone1993 08-13-2007 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2233162)

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BY U BOY 08-13-2007 05:11 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2233162)

That aint right:D

jeff1000man 08-13-2007 05:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2233178)
...

Why, OHHH Why,

You didn't need to start that. I have much more photoshop experience than you do.

jeff1000man 08-13-2007 05:54 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2233105)
What was the asking price? The trailer alone is worth 10g's used

They were asking 220 I think. It went for under 200k.

joew. 08-13-2007 06:05 PM

George

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Stern...QQcmdZViewItem

tomtbone1993 08-13-2007 06:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2233271)
Why, OHHH Why,

You didn't need to start that. I have much more photoshop experience than you do.

Great......Why don't you photoshop some shirts for you and your life partner for that picture:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

bigandy 08-13-2007 06:35 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=300139329322

you boys aint got no stones or somebody who needs another boat would have bought it.... mush its already named after you it would have been perfect!!!


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