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wstultz 05-01-2007 02:09 PM

Every day is the worst day of my life.


Hey Peter man, turn it on channel 9 there's a breast exam!

txlefty 05-01-2007 02:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2112435)
Crap Shoot got placed in Tom's time out last night. He looked very lonely wrenchin on his rig by himself:( It is really to bad he does not have the great crew i have......I suppose the karma got to him 2 days before the big run.....

Yep... Not another word from my azz. Don't need the bad Karma, ya'll win.....I'm done.:sorry:

wstultz 05-01-2007 02:20 PM

What happened??????

BY U BOY 05-01-2007 02:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2112435)
Crap Shoot got placed in Tom's time out last night. He looked very lonely wrenchin on his rig by himself:( It is really to bad he does not have the great crew i have......I suppose the karma got to him 2 days before the big run.....

I thought you Beak guys stuck together:rolleyes:

tomtbone1993 05-01-2007 03:20 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2112495)
What happened??????

I will let Lefty explain...i think or hope they got the issue resolved

wstultz 05-01-2007 03:28 PM

Lefty, what the hell?

BY U BOY 05-01-2007 03:52 PM

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joew i saw the look on your face when you saw the temp wood hatch i had so these pics are for you:D

joew. 05-01-2007 03:55 PM

Let me explain: Lefty busted Tbones chops, crossed the line a little, so Tom put him in time out. Basically they are both homo's:D

If Lefty did it to me I would just use one of the many many many ball bust I have him.

And if Tbone did it to me I would just enjoy my evenings on the islander or at home with my ole lady.:D

joew. 05-01-2007 03:57 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2112590)
joew i saw the look on your face when you saw the temp wood hatch i had so these pics are for you:D

Looks good. But like I said before I think the wood was pretty sweet:p :D

spk1 05-01-2007 04:04 PM

Just checking in, I guess what they say is true,, if your around boats,, no matter what its going to cost you money, :evilb: , My cell phone perished in the excitement last night, screen is a no go,, I lost all the numbers, Ive got joe still, :drink: , The rest have disappeared. Even my own moms, So if you want me to have your numbers Pm them or call my cell. :cool:

joew. 05-01-2007 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2112493)
Yep... Not another word from my azz. Don't need the bad Karma, ya'll win.....I'm done.:sorry:

Never show weakness.... Strike first and strike hard. If you notice nobody f's w/ Andy because of this. Don't be a puntang:drink: Except when you are against me, then I would advise you to get on your knees and beg for forgivness.:D :D :D

tomtbone1993 05-01-2007 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2112608)
Just checking in, I guess what they say is true,, if your around boats,, no matter what its going to cost you money, :evilb: , My cell phone perished in the excitement last night, screen is a no go,, I lost all the numbers, Ive got joe still, :drink: , The rest have disappeared. Even my own moms, So if you want me to have your numbers Pm them or call my cell. :cool:

I will PM you your mom's number:evilb: :evilb:

spk1 05-01-2007 04:33 PM

UR an azzz, lol

tomtbone1993 05-01-2007 04:39 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2112639)
UR an azzz, lol

you can't throw me those underhanded pitches like that right over the plate:drink:

spk1 05-01-2007 04:43 PM

Too bad we had to replace that whole hose,, just cause tom didnt want to ask for tethlong tape. :D :D

joew. 05-01-2007 04:44 PM

tickfaw
Thu
May 3 Scattered T-Storms
85°/66° 40%
85°F

Fri
May 4 Isolated T-Storms
85°/65° 30%
85°F

Sat
May 5 Isolated T-Storms
88°/63° 30%
88°F

Sun
May 6 Isolated T-Storms
86°/63° 30%

:(

spk1 05-01-2007 04:47 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2112647)
tickfaw
Thu
May 3 SUNNY
FREAKIN HOT° 0%
85°F

Fri
May 4 Not A Cloud in The Sky
VERY FREAKIN HOT° 0%
85°F

Sat
May 5 WE COULD USE 1 CLOUD!
AFRICA HOT
88°F

Sun
May 6 Wont Rain untill its dark.
86°/63° 1%

:(

Looks good To me :cool:

joew. 05-01-2007 04:49 PM

I like that much better:D we will go w/ that

BY U BOY 05-01-2007 05:06 PM

its not to bad.

Thursday: Partly to mostly cloudy with a chance of thunderstorms. High around 85F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 40%.
Friday: Partly cloudy, chance of a thunderstorm. Highs in the mid 80s and lows in the mid 60s.
Saturday: Slight chance of a thunderstorm. Highs in the upper 80s and lows in the mid 60s.

tomtbone1993 05-01-2007 05:09 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2112646)
Too bad we had to replace that whole hose,, just cause tom didnt want to ask for tethlong tape. :D :D

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-01-2007 05:16 PM

post punk......

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spk1 05-01-2007 06:36 PM

Did you get the new truck?

tomtbone1993 05-01-2007 06:51 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2112793)
Did you get the new truck?

should go down tonight..

bigandy 05-01-2007 10:23 PM

http://www.4wheelparts.com/PDT55162.aspx

obviously this is required in montgomery county if you are going to own that truck!!!! good luck with the deal, ( add four grand to your payoff on paper than get the store to cut you a check for the difference then use that money to by the lift and wheels and you have it all rolled in the new note and you arent tying up boating cash on car crap )
















dont ask me how i know that...........

Trojan-man 05-02-2007 02:04 AM

George,

You said you had extra belts and impellers, but you may need a spare one of these too.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...p?product=3021

protechx2 05-02-2007 08:52 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2112812)
should go down tonight..

If its a Ford let me know if you need a better price! OH and the lift I have a connection at 4 wheel parts if needed!

tomtbone1993 05-02-2007 10:28 AM


Originally Posted by protechx2 (Post 2113455)
If its a Ford let me know if you need a better price! OH and the lift I have a connection at 4 wheel parts if needed!

I got the hook up on price, thanks for the offer. I am in the car business myself. I am going to hold on to the lift until I get some new shoes for it first. Drove it to work today very smooth ride:cool:

tomtbone1993 05-02-2007 10:29 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2113259)
George,

You said you had extra belts and impellers, but you may need a spare one of these too.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...p?product=3021

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

BY U BOY 05-02-2007 10:47 AM

you know what really bothers me. When you order a large fries and they only give you two packs of ketchup.:(

Hope this helps us get back on track.:D


just some more pointless chit from a bored houstonian.
Is it thursday yet.

tomtbone1993 05-02-2007 10:52 AM

ATTETION everyone except Trojan-Man

items you will need this weekend

1) Beer please purchase 1 case per 1 bottled water

2) Bug spray that's right we will be in the swamps

3) Sun block to protect your golden texas tan

4) Cash...I don't recall if Charlies or Prop Stop took credit cards

5) Cameras...the B.S. thread needs some new material

6) The attire is T-shirts and shorts....

spk1 05-02-2007 10:52 AM

DiNeeLAnD! :evilb: :evilb:

spk1 05-02-2007 10:54 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2113667)
ATTETION everyone except Trojan-Man

items you will need this weekend

1) Beer please purchase 1 case per 1 bottled water

2) Bug spray that's right we will be in the swamps

3) Sun block to protect your golden texas tan

4) Cash...I don't recall if Charlies or Prop Stop took credit cards

5) Cameras...the B.S. thread needs some new material

6) About 1500 Red Banana Stickers.!....

:evilb: :evilb:

BY U BOY 05-02-2007 11:01 AM

propstop nor Charlies will take credit so bring dead presidents. Also not just any bug spray will work, You will need some jungle formula:D specially after Katrina the skeets have mutated:drink:

jeff1000man 05-02-2007 11:01 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2113667)
ATTETION everyone except Trojan-Man

items you will need this weekend

1) Beer please purchase 1 case per 1 bottled water

2) Bug spray that's right we will be in the swamps

3) Sun block to protect your golden texas tan

4) Cash...I don't recall if Charlies or Prop Stop took credit cards

5) Cameras...the B.S. thread needs some new material

6) The attire is T-shirts and shorts....


Don't forget 42 Red Bandana's

BY U BOY 05-02-2007 11:05 AM

and a land rover to pull lefty's hummer up the launch:evilb:

jeff1000man 05-02-2007 11:06 AM

OK now that everyone APPEARS to be running. I will not know for sure until this afternoon.

I am propsing a pot for the first flat tire. The pay out will be based on mileage and not timing. Pot will actually start at the LA state line in oreder to level the playing field for those of us leaving from different starting points and time. Since some of us will be leaving at different times, a witness in another vehicle must record your mileage. The person who has the first flat closest to the LA/TX border will win the pot to make the agony go away a little easier.

Buy in will be $10

Who is in?

tomtbone1993 05-02-2007 11:09 AM

just got off the phone with my insurance guy, I am not covered for Tickfaw. I am getting a additional binder done.

BY U BOY 05-02-2007 11:10 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2113700)
just got off the phone with my insurance guy, I am not covered for Tickfaw. I am getting a additional binder done.

does he not cover pokerruns or is it b/c you are away from your home waters?

txlefty 05-02-2007 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2113693)
and a land rover to pull lefty's hummer up the launch:evilb:

The reason I bought my Hummer cause my Land Rover couldn't pull crap! But I loved my Disco II it was a cool truck! :cool:

wstultz 05-02-2007 11:36 AM

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SPK1, I know you said you weren't ready but check out this money Ocean Pacer.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/30-su...08696613QQrdZ1


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