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jeff1000man 08-30-2007 04:50 PM

Just got back from running all 3 stops. Only used 3 quarts of oil this time. Apparently all that GOOP on the front of the enigine is starting to hold back the floodwaters. I am putting some more on tomorrow.

Stops are

1. My dads boat dock on the north side of the bridge. Everyone that has been there knows that it is safe. ( water is no less than 5' under the keel and I just backed the drives over all of the hydrilla so it is safe) I will make a map for those of you who don't know where it is.

2. Del lago. Boatman22's buddy will work that stop. He is in charge of the marina right now while no one wants to use it. You just have to go by the dock like olds times, go past the pump and make a u-turn. I was within 5' of the bank on the way out and the depth guage never read under 4'

3. Bella Vida. Don't know who is going to work that????? - Lefty- can you get the se.xcretary to go out there. Everything was fine during the TOPPS run, so I don't know why it wouldn't be now.

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 04:55 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2254396)
Im in for 200.00 weather its for 1 hand 2 hands or 4 hands.
Im also for it being a 7 card pull.

I think we should still play hold em, but not part of the PR.

like i said before if we do a 50.00 buy in we have more hands and better odds.If all the people that commited to 200.00 then they will have no problem buying 4 hands.

Technically the odds stay the same. If everyone was planning on $200 and I divide it to 50. everyone that was going to play, still plays, they just get 4 chances to make a good hand. But, so do you.

The only negative is that now a cheapazz that is going to only buy the $50 now technically has the same chance to pull a winning hand as you do. If you remember from 5th grade, the law of probability still stays the same because everyone is reaching into the same bucket, and it is a bigger pain in the azz.

I will make a decision on the hands tonight and get back to ya'll.

We will play Tom's way though and reach into a single deck bucket and return the cards and shake it up after each pull.

I see that being a much smaller pain in the azz.

BY U BOY 08-30-2007 04:58 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2254574)
Technically the odds stay the same. If everyone was planning on $200 and I divide it to 50. everyone that was going to play, still plays, they just get 4 chances to make a good hand. But, so do you.

The only negative is that now a cheapazz that is going to only buy the $50 now technically has the same chance to pull a winning hand as you do. If you remember from 5th grade, the law of probability still stays the same because everyone is reaching into the same bucket, and it is a bigger pain in the azz.

I will make a decision on the hands tonight and get back to ya'll.

We will play Tom's way though and reach into a single deck bucket and return the cards and shake it up after each pull.

I see that being a much smaller pain in the azz.

WHATEVER YALL DECIDE TO DO IM IN FOR MY 200 SO JUST LET ME KNOW:party-smiley-020:

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 05:42 PM

OK everybody wants an extra chance so I came up with this.

What about a free hand. We will give out chips at the stops #'d from 1-300, or however high we need to cover the hands. under 100 hands. 300 chips is sufficients. I am betting we have less than 50 hands, so I will start with 150.

Each hand pulls a chip at each stop. when you show up to pull your cards, you put your chips into the pot.

Each hand should have 3 chips. We will audit this to coincide with your recipt card.

After all hands have been pulled and posted, we will draw the winning chip out of the pot and that person gets to pull a new hand. You can have a designated puller if you don't feel lucky.

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 05:44 PM

Change that. Everyone will write their name on the chips so I don't have to number them.

tomtbone1993 08-30-2007 05:46 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2254561)
Well sperm banks are pretty strict on porn policies. :party-smiley-048:

Thank you for your 1 post today.....we look forward to hear from you tomorrow....thanks again:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 06:20 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2254615)
Thank you for your 1 post today.....we look forward to hear from you tomorrow....thanks again:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

Ditto :D

joew. 08-30-2007 10:13 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2254285)
Not trying to be a Di(k of all the different type of runs I have done, This was the easiest and the funest.

At $50.00 a hand I will still buy $200.00 worth. But I have no intentions on buying anymore. I can also tell you my passengers will buy hands as well for $50.00

How many have you finished????:party-smiley-048:

joew. 08-30-2007 10:16 PM

Trojan man I now have the genset working. Had Mike rebuild the carb and BAM runs like a dream. Man those guys at Inland are fast. :D :D :D

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 10:52 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2254919)
Man those guys at Inland are fast. :D :D :D

Sure would be nice if I could get worked in this century

spk1 08-31-2007 12:31 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2254654)
Ditto :D

CAreful jeff,, or I might tell him what "The smartest guy in the room really means" :party-smiley-048:

spk1 08-31-2007 12:34 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2254919)
Trojan man I now have the genset working. Had Mike rebuild the carb and BAM runs like a dream. Man those guys at Inland are fast. :D :D :D

I cant figure out why everybody doesnt get a slip over there at inland,, Is it really true each slip comes with a little bell you can ring,, and Mike or David just comes running? :D :D

boatman22 08-31-2007 06:50 AM

By u Boy....here is one that's perfect for you..has gen and AC for the future wife also.

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...canyachtsales&

BY U BOY 08-31-2007 09:05 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2255066)
By u Boy....here is one that's perfect for you..has gen and AC for the future wife also.

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...canyachtsales&

I saw that a few weeks back but it was at 69k so i just keot on going. Chit its almost in my price range now:cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY 08-31-2007 09:08 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2254989)
I cant figure out why everybody doesnt get a slip over there at inland,, Is it really true each slip comes with a little bell you can ring,, and Mike or David just comes running? :D :D

Hey SPK do you know anything about abbco(spelling?)

We have a guy that uses the stuff to clean our store signs adnits made for vinyl. He gave me a sample to try out on the boat seats and it worked great. Its like 98.00 a gallon. What can you tell us about it.

wstultz 08-31-2007 09:49 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2255219)
I saw that a few weeks back but it was at 69k so i just keot on going. Chit its almost in my price range now:cool-smiley-011:


It's at american yacht sales, the repo place. Just go make them an offer and they might take it, depending on how bad the bank wants it gone.

tomtbone1993 08-31-2007 10:11 AM

so what is the excuse on why this one can't be bought?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1997-...QQcmdZViewItem

BY U BOY 08-31-2007 10:25 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255316)
so what is the excuse on why this one can't be bought?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1997-...QQcmdZViewItem

I saw that one also i just don't like the lines. I really don't want a boat with a windshield.

Thats why im leaning towards the active thunders and sonics.
any other questions:)

wstultz 08-31-2007 10:41 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2255339)
I saw that one also i just don't like the lines. I really don't want a boat with a windshield.

Thats why im leaning towards the active thunders and sonics.
any other questions:)

What's the square route of 583284503049030???????

jeff1000man 08-31-2007 10:41 AM

Sure wish these were for sale when I was buying engines.

Deal of the year.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18396-en.html

BY U BOY 08-31-2007 10:46 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2255368)
What's the square route of 583284503049030???????

6:sport009:

tomtbone1993 08-31-2007 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2255369)
Sure wish these were for sale when I was buying engines.

Deal of the year.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18396-en.html

still would not be faster than Smooth:cool-smiley-027: :cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man 08-31-2007 10:57 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255377)
still would not be faster than Smooth:cool-smiley-027: :cool-smiley-027:

Maybe so, Maybe no, But I can stand up in my cabin

tomtbone1993 08-31-2007 11:00 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2255385)
Maybe so, Maybe no, But I can stand up in my cabin

I don't know what you do in your cabin.......but everything I do requires laying down:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY 08-31-2007 11:03 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255392)
I don't know what you do in your cabin.......but everything I do requires laying down:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

Must be pretty boring sex:p

jeff1000man 08-31-2007 11:05 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255392)
I don't know what you do in your cabin.......but everything I do requires laying down:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

What do you lie on? :greenchainsaw: The tools, lumber, wet moldy carpet, sink,

Last time I looked there was no cabin, only what used to be the cabin.

Better not put it back or smooth might not be so fast anymore.

tomtbone1993 08-31-2007 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2255396)
Must be pretty boring sex:p

I will let you ask my girl on Sunday that question......:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 08-31-2007 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2255399)
What do you lie on? :greenchainsaw: The tools, lumber, wet moldy carpet, sink,

Last time I looked there was no cabin, only what used to be the cabin.

Better not put it back or smooth might not be so fast anymore.

I may need to show your new neighbor what we lie on......since we all know you can not close that deal.....:cool-smiley-027: :cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man 08-31-2007 11:11 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255402)
I may need to show your new neighbor what we lie on......since we all know you can not close that deal.....:cool-smiley-027: :cool-smiley-027:

I can't close an automatic door, but that is off the topic. You are trying to change the subject.

tomtbone1993 08-31-2007 11:17 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2255406)
I can't close an automatic door, but that is off the topic. You are trying to change the subject.

You gave a TxLefty response before.....if you want to play I will be your Huckleberry:cool-smiley-027: :cool-smiley-027:


since we are off topic....will they be there on Sunday?

jeff1000man 08-31-2007 11:25 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255412)
You gave a TxLefty response before.....if you want to play I will be your Huckleberry:cool-smiley-027: :cool-smiley-027:


since we are off topic....will they be there on Sunday?


She said she is planning on it, but she is about as reliable as my boat :hitfan:

That is the kind of luck I usually have with women.

tomtbone1993 08-31-2007 11:28 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2255417)
She said she is planning on it, but she is about as reliable as my boat :hitfan:

That is the kind of luck I usually have with women.

the boat has been runnin good .....maybe your luck has changed

BY U BOY 08-31-2007 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255421)
the boat has been runnin good .....maybe your luck has changed

I was just about to say your boat has been pretty reliable lately.

tomtbone1993 08-31-2007 11:39 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2255424)
I was just about to say your boat has been pretty reliable lately.

ffffffuuuuuuu((((((kkkkkkkk it should be as much money I have dumped in it.....money pit....it would be cheaper to own a Ferrari:cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 08-31-2007 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255421)
the boat has been runnin good .....maybe your luck has changed

Still can't run it over 3500rpm's :throw:

I am putting more GOO on the oil leak this afternoon, But now I have a problem with it cutting out around 3900-4200. I am going to check the filter and rebuid the card, but it acts like I have a lobe flattened on the cam.

Runs like a workhorse at 35-3600 and below.

If I can't get it fixed before Sunday, I am going to put those big Azz cruiser props on it so I don't have to turn any rpm's

jeff1000man 08-31-2007 11:42 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255436)
ffffffuuuuuuu((((((kkkkkkkk it should be as much money I have dumped in it.....money pit....it would be cheaper to own a Ferrari:cool-smiley-011:

Magnum PI never had a Scarab though.

:violent040:

tomtbone1993 08-31-2007 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2255439)
Magnum PI never had a Scarab though.

:violent040:

no.....but Crockett had both:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 08-31-2007 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2255443)
no.....but Crockett had both:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

AHHH Right you are :cool:

BY U BOY 08-31-2007 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2255438)
Still can't run it over 3500rpm's :throw:

I am putting more GOO on the oil leak this afternoon, But now I have a problem with it cutting out around 3900-4200. I am going to check the filter and rebuid the card, but it acts like I have a lobe flattened on the cam.

Runs like a workhorse at 35-3600 and below.

If I can't get it fixed before Sunday, I am going to put those big Azz cruiser props on it so I don't have to turn any rpm's

Why not just drop those 454 in it????

BY U BOY 08-31-2007 11:47 AM

ok guys we need 639 post by sunday.


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