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Trojan-man 10-06-2007 03:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2297624)
Let me translate this one......=Sarah won't let me go out of the house, I am also afraid of Florida breakin it off in LSU's azz:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

LSU sits down to pee :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 10-06-2007 03:37 PM

Damn, I am so phuckin bored, I would even help spick1 work on his boat if he had one :party-smiley-020::boat::party-smiley-020:

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 03:37 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2297601)
Tbone can handle jager bombs for 6 hours....just don't put any double doors in his way....:ernaehrung004: The words "who the phuck put these here" might come out followed up by walking 5 steps to the right, and then 5 steps to the left, singing the Bengals "manic monday"

Thanks for not bringin up that part of me getting cut off and the bartender shootin my shot:cool-smiley-027:

joew. 10-06-2007 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2297627)
Damn, I am so phuckin bored, I would even help spick1 work on his boat if he had one :party-smiley-020::boat::party-smiley-020:

Nice. To bad you will never need to worry about that.

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2297627)
Damn, I am so phuckin bored, I would even help spick1 work on his boat if he had one :party-smiley-020::boat::party-smiley-020:

you could go help BigAndy explain to customers why he feels the need to charge $30.00 to launch boats:cool-smiley-027:

BY U BOY 10-06-2007 03:39 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2297624)
Let me translate this one......=Sarah won't let me go out of the house, I am also afraid of Florida breakin it off in LSU's azz:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

NEGATIVE. I would rather save the 600 bucks that we usualy spend there and have more fun at a friends house or mine. Sarah is in San Antonio they don't think her grand father is going to make it much longer.

Trojan-man 10-06-2007 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2297628)
Thanks for not bringin up that part of me getting cut off and the bartender shootin my shot:cool-smiley-027:

I was outside for that one, but my exgirly is a bar manager up there and she told me about it. She said, who are you here with? And i said, that guy over there, and she said, "didn't he just get cut off?" and then I said, no I meant that guy over there, Seabass...... :D:cool-smiley-027::ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2297629)
Nice. To bad you will never need to worry about that.

Spik1 had a old bucket at one time......

BY U BOY 10-06-2007 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2297630)
you could go help BigAndy explain to customers why he feels the need to charge $30.00 to launch boats:cool-smiley-027:

You must ba as slow as i am. I have not had a customer walk thru the door in hours. :(

Trojan-man 10-06-2007 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2297630)
you could go help BigAndy explain to customers why he feels the need to charge $30.00 to launch boats:cool-smiley-027:

I just don't think he likes you tbone, he lets me launch the pontoon boat for free, but it does have really small tires on the trailer. :ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004: :cool-smiley-027:

he even charges you $1.25 a beer at $1.00 beer night, whats up wid dat ??? :hitfan:

Trojan-man 10-06-2007 03:44 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2297634)
Spik1 had a old bucket at one time......

I don't even think that is his. I think he found some satellite pics from space, and one looked like a chemical plant and it just so happened to have a boat in it. There is no evidence that links him to owning that boat in that pic except for the diseased black cock :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

BY U BOY 10-06-2007 03:44 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2297627)
Damn, I am so phuckin bored, I would even help spick1 pack his fudge for him:boat::party-smiley-020:


You really need to keep that chit to your self:cool-smiley-027:

BY U BOY 10-06-2007 03:46 PM

i'm soooooooooo hungry.:(

joew. 10-06-2007 03:46 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2297638)
I don't even think that is his. I think he found some satellite pics from space, and one looked like a chemical plant and it just so happened to have a boat in it. There is no evidence that links him to owning that boat in that pic except for the diseased black cock :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

SO TRUE...
PS do you recognize the black co(k from your craigs list???

Trojan-man 10-06-2007 03:46 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2297639)
You really need to keep that chit to your self:cool-smiley-027:

DONT MAKE ME GET BIGANDY AFTER YOU AGAIN.....YEAH NOTICE THE CAPS LOCK.....GET SOME !!!!

LSU TAKES IT IN THE CAN....THE WHOLE TEAM

Trojan-man 10-06-2007 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2297641)
i'm soooooooooo hungry for cock.:(

pot calling the kettle black

Trojan-man 10-06-2007 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2297642)
SO TRUE...
PS do you recognize the black co(k from your craigs list???

It is not my craigs list, it is bigandy's ...he is the owner....notice how he kept every single picture and email of the cocks......if that were my computer, I would have lit it on fire, then threw it in the lake just to sanitize it.......but bigandy has black cock on his desktop wallpaper now.... :party-smiley-004::eek:

BY U BOY 10-06-2007 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2297645)
pot calling the kettle black

touchet SP?

Trojan-man 10-06-2007 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2297649)
touchet SP?

phuck the french......i think it is spelled right, bigandy the spelling police will correct us if not, because he was an A student and all....


:stupid::readinghelp:

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 03:53 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2297643)
DONT MAKE ME GET BIGANDY AFTER YOU AGAIN.....YEAH NOTICE THE CAPS LOCK.....GET SOME !!!!

LSU TAKES IT IN THE CAN....THE WHOLE TEAM




Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2297642)
SO TRUE...
PS do you recognize the black co(k from your craigs list???


:evilb::evilb::evilb:

txlefty 10-06-2007 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2297645)
pot calling the kettle black

I'm fu(kin bored as hell too......

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 03:55 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2297635)
You must ba as slow as i am. I have not had a customer walk thru the door in hours. :(


a few tire kickers......

BY U BOY 10-06-2007 03:57 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2297654)
a few tire kickers......

YEAH It fu(kin sucks. Did ya'll get that bad rain like we did here.

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 04:01 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2297657)
YEAH It fu(kin sucks. Did ya'll get that bad rain like we did here.

yep......

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 04:04 PM

Don't take this b!tch on the boat with you....



SANTA ANA, Calif. — A 26-year-old mother of two young children was sentenced Friday to two terms of life in prison without the possibility of parole for her role in a plot to kill a wealthy couple for their yacht.

Jennifer Deleon was convicted last year of two counts of first-degree murder and murder for financial gain.

She was not on board in 2004, when the victims were tied to an anchor and thrown over the side of their 55-foot yacht, the "Well Deserved."

Authorities said, however, that Deleon helped her then-husband with the murders by using their infant daughter to gain the trust of victims Tom and Jackie Hawks. Deleon was also pregnant at the time.

She was also accused of helping cover up the crime by cleaning the yacht with bleach and lying to investigators.

During the brief sentencing hearing, Deleon was urged to give up her children by Ryan Hawks, 31, the son of the victims. The children are living with Deleon's mother.

"I know the best possible future they could ever have is them growing up in an environment not knowing who their biological parents were, what they did and how the children themselves were used as decoys to murder my parents for financial gain," Hawks said, holding back tears.

A handcuffed Deleon, who is now divorced and uses the name Jennifer Henderson, appeared emotional and tried to wipe away tears after making eye contact with family members in the courtroom. Her children were not present.

She did not speak before being sentenced by Orange County Superior Court Judge Frank F. Fasel.

Her ex-husband, Skylar Deleon, and another alleged accomplice, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, could face the death penalty if convicted of the murders at a trial expected to begin in January. They have pleaded not guilty.

Tom and Jackie Hawks vanished after taking Skylar Deleon and two of his friends on a test cruise off Newport Bay. The couple thought the men were interested in buying the yacht.

Two other men accused of participating in the plot will have a separate trial.

Prosecutors have said Skylar Deleon asked his wife to bring their 9-month-old daughter to the docks to put the victims at ease before the cruise.

Skylar Deleon called off an earlier plan to kill the Hawkses when he realized that Tom Hawks was a retired probation officer in good physical condition, according to testimony at Jennifer Deleon's trial.

Skylar Deleon then spent another week recruiting Kennedy and refining his plan before setting up the test cruise, Alonso Machain, another suspected accomplice, has testified.

Machain said the Hawkses were blindfolded and handcuffed after he, Kennedy and Skylar Deleon overpowered them on the open sea.

The victims were then forced to sign and fingerprint documents transferring ownership of the "Well Deserved" to Deleon before being tied to an anchor and pushed overboard, Machain testified. Their bodies have never been found.

Machain testified that Tom Hawks tried to hold his crying wife's hand and comfort her in the moments before they died.

Evidence at the trial also showed that Jennifer and Skylar Deleon were in cell phone contact the entire time the three men were on board the yacht.

Ryan Hawks said after the hearing that he is haunted because the bodies have never been found.

"Right now, I can tell you they are 3,600 feet below the cold Pacific Ocean, bound to an anchor, handcuffed and blindfolded, and I think that anchor will hold them down until justice has prevailed," he said.

"It's one down and three to go, so we're not quite there yet ... but we'll be there," he said.

Prosecutors contended that after the killings, Jennifer Deleon helped clean the boat and lied to investigators. She also conspired to make it seem as if the Hawkses had moved to Mexico. authorities said.

Defense attorney Michael Molfetta has said that his client wasn't aware of the plot when she brought the baby to the harbor. He said that after the killings, Jennifer Deleon went along with her husband's demands because she was afraid of what he might do to her.

Tom and Jackie Hawks, of Prescott, Ariz., had been living aboard the "Well Deserved" for about two years in what was the realization of a longtime dream, friends and family have said.

They later decided to sell the cabin cruiser and buy a smaller vessel and a home in Mexico

joew. 10-06-2007 04:11 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1969-...QQcmdZViewItem

old hatt that could be bought cheap. If spick1 had a sack he would look at it.

BY U BOY 10-06-2007 04:15 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2297660)
Don't take this b!tch on the boat with you....



SANTA ANA, Calif. — A 26-year-old mother of two young children was sentenced Friday to two terms of life in prison without the possibility of parole for her role in a plot to kill a wealthy couple for their yacht.

Jennifer Deleon was convicted last year of two counts of first-degree murder and murder for financial gain.

She was not on board in 2004, when the victims were tied to an anchor and thrown over the side of their 55-foot yacht, the "Well Deserved."

Authorities said, however, that Deleon helped her then-husband with the murders by using their infant daughter to gain the trust of victims Tom and Jackie Hawks. Deleon was also pregnant at the time.

She was also accused of helping cover up the crime by cleaning the yacht with bleach and lying to investigators.

During the brief sentencing hearing, Deleon was urged to give up her children by Ryan Hawks, 31, the son of the victims. The children are living with Deleon's mother.

"I know the best possible future they could ever have is them growing up in an environment not knowing who their biological parents were, what they did and how the children themselves were used as decoys to murder my parents for financial gain," Hawks said, holding back tears.

A handcuffed Deleon, who is now divorced and uses the name Jennifer Henderson, appeared emotional and tried to wipe away tears after making eye contact with family members in the courtroom. Her children were not present.

She did not speak before being sentenced by Orange County Superior Court Judge Frank F. Fasel.

Her ex-husband, Skylar Deleon, and another alleged accomplice, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, could face the death penalty if convicted of the murders at a trial expected to begin in January. They have pleaded not guilty.

Tom and Jackie Hawks vanished after taking Skylar Deleon and two of his friends on a test cruise off Newport Bay. The couple thought the men were interested in buying the yacht.

Two other men accused of participating in the plot will have a separate trial.

Prosecutors have said Skylar Deleon asked his wife to bring their 9-month-old daughter to the docks to put the victims at ease before the cruise.

Skylar Deleon called off an earlier plan to kill the Hawkses when he realized that Tom Hawks was a retired probation officer in good physical condition, according to testimony at Jennifer Deleon's trial.

Skylar Deleon then spent another week recruiting Kennedy and refining his plan before setting up the test cruise, Alonso Machain, another suspected accomplice, has testified.

Machain said the Hawkses were blindfolded and handcuffed after he, Kennedy and Skylar Deleon overpowered them on the open sea.

The victims were then forced to sign and fingerprint documents transferring ownership of the "Well Deserved" to Deleon before being tied to an anchor and pushed overboard, Machain testified. Their bodies have never been found.

Machain testified that Tom Hawks tried to hold his crying wife's hand and comfort her in the moments before they died.

Evidence at the trial also showed that Jennifer and Skylar Deleon were in cell phone contact the entire time the three men were on board the yacht.

Ryan Hawks said after the hearing that he is haunted because the bodies have never been found.

"Right now, I can tell you they are 3,600 feet below the cold Pacific Ocean, bound to an anchor, handcuffed and blindfolded, and I think that anchor will hold them down until justice has prevailed," he said.

"It's one down and three to go, so we're not quite there yet ... but we'll be there," he said.

Prosecutors contended that after the killings, Jennifer Deleon helped clean the boat and lied to investigators. She also conspired to make it seem as if the Hawkses had moved to Mexico. authorities said.

Defense attorney Michael Molfetta has said that his client wasn't aware of the plot when she brought the baby to the harbor. He said that after the killings, Jennifer Deleon went along with her husband's demands because she was afraid of what he might do to her.

Tom and Jackie Hawks, of Prescott, Ariz., had been living aboard the "Well Deserved" for about two years in what was the realization of a longtime dream, friends and family have said.

They later decided to sell the cabin cruiser and buy a smaller vessel and a home in Mexico

some people are just sick. I think they should be hung

tomtbone1993 10-06-2007 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2297663)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1969-...QQcmdZViewItem

old hatt that could be bought cheap. If spick1 had a sack he would look at it.

oh he will look at it, then think about it, then discuss it with his friends, then will find some excuse of why he won't buy it.....

Trojan-man 10-06-2007 04:22 PM

Since when did saber start making apaches ?????

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18637-en.html

BY U BOY 10-06-2007 04:31 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2297668)
Since when did saber start making apaches ?????

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18637-en.html

Thats bad azzzzzzzzzzzzz

spk1 10-06-2007 04:35 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2297663)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1969-...QQcmdZViewItem

old hatt that could be bought cheap. If spick1 had a sack he would look at it.

Is that the boat from gilligans island? :rolleyes:

BY U BOY 10-06-2007 04:43 PM

I'm out like fat kid in dodge ball:D

Trojan-man 10-06-2007 04:46 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2297674)
Is that the boat from gilligans island? :rolleyes:

it was only a 3 hour cruise......:readinghelp:

joew. 10-06-2007 05:21 PM

http://yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=16355

Trojan-man 10-06-2007 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2297698)

damn jet boat steering wheels !!!! :angry-smiley-055::angry-smiley-055:

joew. 10-06-2007 05:42 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2297701)
damn jet boat steering wheels !!!! :angry-smiley-055::angry-smiley-055:

Don't dog on that steering wheel. I had the same one on my go-kart when I was a kid:violent-smiley-045:

joew. 10-06-2007 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2297701)
damn jet boat steering wheels !!!! :angry-smiley-055::angry-smiley-055:

I want an apache

txlefty 10-06-2007 06:04 PM

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FU(KIN TEXAS!!!!!!!! :hothead::angry-smiley-055::traurig001:Well there goes the Big 12 all to $hit! Great way to top off this wonderful fu(kin day!!!!!



Time for some serious beers!

FU(K OU!!!

On Time 10-06-2007 06:46 PM

Texas lost
I've been working like a bastard the last 11 hours
I coiuldn't go out in my boat today
Today sucks
Still about 4 hours work to go

bigandy 10-06-2007 06:59 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2297674)
Is that the boat from gilligans island? :rolleyes:

buy it spick and me, you, and baldwick can take three months and bring it down the coast.... its not like we have anything else to do and it will cost less than the tranny blow jobs you were getting in vegas!!!!

tbone could due an artist rendering of the vinyl graphics for the boat and email it to jersey harbor so it would be ready for us when we got there...

we could come the back way because of the weather and go canada to great lakes chicago to mississippi to icw


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