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jeff1000man 09-25-2007 11:28 AM

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jeff1000man 09-25-2007 11:29 AM

No more long island ice tea. I had to cancel my appointment today and move it to thursday.

Joew is not allowed to discharge firearms in the middle of the night anymore either.

tomtbone1993 09-25-2007 11:55 AM

so this is the clean 47 that can be bought for 75K?????????This boat is fu(kin trashed........Min bid 127K It is also a 98 model ....you boys should stick to Kool-Aid vs. Long Island Ice Teas......http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=15564

jeff1000man 09-25-2007 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2283994)
so this is the clean 47 that can be bought for 75K?????????This boat is fu(kin trashed........Min bid 127K It is also a 98 model ....you boys should stick to Kool-Aid vs. Long Island Ice Teas......http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=15564

That is what I said. :violent-smiley-045:

BY U BOY 09-25-2007 12:50 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2283950)
No more long island ice tea. I had to cancel my appointment today and move it to thursday.

Joew is not allowed to discharge firearms in the middle of the night anymore either.

Long Island Tea and firearms:ernaehrung004:sound like yall had a good time:hitfan:

spk1 09-25-2007 01:26 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2282568)
SSSOOO

we head for Galveston Friday night. Where do we stay? Can someone confirm leaving trucks and trailers at the basin?

You pay the launch fee,, and you can leave the trucks and trailers as long as you like, from what I understand. I can talk to a couple of the captains down there, and have them keep an eye on your chit, while we are gone as well,, yacht basin is secure. At any given time theres more than 50k worth of rods and reels sitting in the back of most of the boats on A dock.
I can talk to a friend, about staying at his bay house the night before as long as you monkeys dont trash it. :ernaehrung004:

spk1 09-25-2007 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2284077)
Long Island Tea and firearms:ernaehrung004:sound like yall had a good time:hitfan:

I was wasted,, all I know is I saw jeff go running into the house with joes gun,, then joe said bring out the gun,, or Im going to drive my truck through your office,, and then I dont rememebr muuch more than a bang,, and jeff comes around the corner saying he found the ammo, lol. It was a good night. :ernaehrung004:

Oh starbucks on 105 next to home depot in the morning is one hell of a place to pick up young milfs with jobs. :D

jeff1000man 09-25-2007 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2284143)
I was wasted,, all I know is I saw jeff go running into the house with joes gun,, then joe said bring out the gun,, or Im going to drive my truck through your office,, and then I dont rememebr muuch more than a bang,, and jeff comes around the corner saying he found the ammo, lol. It was a good night. :ernaehrung004:

Oh starbucks on 105 next to home depot in the morning is one hell of a place to pick up young milfs with jobs. :D

I forgot about the driving of the truck through the office.

So did you actually pick one up, or just stand there and drool?

spk1 09-25-2007 01:37 PM

Just talked to a guy I used to run charters out of the yacht basin for,, he says if you run offshore the time to get to lake charles is cut almost in half.
Also Finiding the coastal from the yacht basin is no trouble at all, just head to seawolf park watch for the ferry, and the coastal is just to the left. Of where it docks :cool:

jeff1000man 09-25-2007 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2284152)
he says if you run offshore the time to get to lake charles is cut almost in half.
:cool:

Yeah and there is probably less chit to run over.

spk1 09-25-2007 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2284149)
I forgot about the driving of the truck through the office.

So did you actually pick one up, or just stand there and drool?

Im awaiting the results,, one chick in a durango had a busted tail light,, so I asked her what happenned,, she told me she hit a dumpster blah blah,,, and that she bought the replacement light in the back of her car,, So being a smartass I told her I had a number she could call (mine) that would fix it. :cool: so we will seee. Of course it would be the first time I got denied.

"buuuurrrrrrnnn!"

jeff1000man 09-25-2007 01:58 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2284157)
Im awaiting the results,, one chick in a durango had a busted tail light,, so I asked her what happenned,, she told me she hit a dumpster blah blah,,, and that she bought the replacement light in the back of her car,, So being a smartass I told her I had a number she could call (mine) that would fix it. :cool: so we will seee. Of course it would be the first time I got denied.

"buuuurrrrrrnnn!"

Good one. I'm sure that will work.:Whatever::violent-smiley-045::rolleyes:

BY U BOY 09-25-2007 02:06 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2284152)
Just talked to a guy I used to run charters out of the yacht basin for,, he says if you run offshore the time to get to lake charles is cut almost in half.
Also Finiding the coastal from the yacht basin is no trouble at all, just head to seawolf park watch for the ferry, and the coastal is just to the left. Of where it docks :cool:

WHERE WE PALNNING ON RUNNING THE DITCH OR OFFSHORE????????

tomtbone1993 09-25-2007 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2284157)
Im awaiting the results,, one chick in a durango had a busted tail light,, so I asked her what happenned,, she told me she hit a dumpster blah blah,,, and that she bought the replacement light in the back of her car,, So being a smartass I told her I had a number she could call (mine) that would fix it. :cool: so we will seee. Of course it would be the first time I got denied.

"buuuurrrrrrnnn!"

I would have traded her out of that ragedy dodge and put her in a Rover:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:



























































That was a blow to Jeff10000woman for asking where the Yellow Vette was last night.....:violent-smiley-045:

spk1 09-25-2007 02:07 PM

I dont know,, Im just a passenger. :cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 09-25-2007 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2284197)
I dont know,, Im just a passenger. :cool-smiley-027:

that line should be your signature for 07:cool::cool-smiley-027:

wstultz 09-25-2007 02:36 PM

I just talked to the lone monkey transportation. He is 200 mile south of Chicago. Said he passed a field in Springfield that had a few old go-fast boats rotting away in it. One of them was the old Turkish Express Cougar cat that was on e-bay back in July. good stuff.

On Time 09-25-2007 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2284152)
Just talked to a guy I used to run charters out of the yacht basin for,, he says if you run offshore the time to get to lake charles is cut almost in half.
Also Finiding the coastal from the yacht basin is no trouble at all, just head to seawolf park watch for the ferry, and the coastal is just to the left. Of where it docks :cool:

The channel is well marked with bouys when hit the ICW go east young man and next stop Lose-e-anna!

jeff1000man 09-25-2007 03:02 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2284196)
I would have traded her out of that ragedy dodge and put her in a Rover:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:



























































That was a blow to Jeff10000woman for asking where the Yellow Vette was last night.....:violent-smiley-045:

You were there last night????:drool:

jeff1000man 09-25-2007 03:02 PM

Del Lago house scheduled to close tomorrow. Cross fingers.

On Time 09-25-2007 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2284241)
I just talked to the lone monkey transportation. He is 200 mile south of Chicago. Said he passed a field in Springfield that had a few old go-fast boats rotting away in it. One of them was the old Turkish Express Cougar cat that was on e-bay back in July. good stuff.

Hey Wade I thought the ol' Sutphen was gone...

wstultz 09-25-2007 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2284288)
Hey Wade I thought the ol' Sutphen was gone...

Hopefully it will be this weekend!!!!!! Delivering it to GA for its extended trip to Boston.

bigandy 09-25-2007 03:28 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=230174965447

road trip anyone??? this is a deal...

tomtbone1993 09-25-2007 03:32 PM

Home sales thud to 5-year low point
Realtors say sales of existing homes drop for sixth consecutive month, to lowest level in 5 years; separate report shows steepest price drop in 16 years.
By Les Christie, CNNMoney.com
September 25 2007: 3:21 PM EDT


NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Housing markets continued to slump across the nation in August as the number of existing homes sold dropped for the sixth straight month to their lowest level in five years, according to the latest report from the National Association of Realtors.

Sales fell 4.3 percent from July to a seasonally adjusted annualized rate of 5.50 million. Sales have fallen 12.8 percent since last August's pace of 6.31 million homes.


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Lawrence Yun, senior economist for NAR, blamed the current credit crunch. "The unusual disruptions in the mortgage market, including a significant rise in jumbo loan rates, resulted in a fairly high number of postponed or cancelled sales, with many buyers having to search for other financing when loan commitments fell through," he said in a statement.

The slump pushed up the inventory glut to 4.58 million existing homes, an all-time high. There is now a 10-month supply of homes on the market at the present rate of sales.

More home price drops are coming

Some positive news from NAR was that prices broke a 12-month decline. The national median existing-home price for all housing types rose 0.2 percent to $224,500 in August from a year ago, when the median was $224,000.

The report clashes with other sources that have reported falling prices for most of the nation. The latest figures from the S&P/Case-Shiller index show prices fell between July 2006 and July 2007 in all 10 major housing markets covered by its main index. The average decline was 4.5 percent. Of the 20-city Case-Shiller index, 15 cities suffered declines.

Foreclosures have soared during the past year, more than doubling since last year, according to RealtyTrac, a marketer of foreclosed properties, which has added to the glut of inventory of home listings.

With inventory at an all-time high, the 10-month supply of homes has not been topped since May 1989, according to Mike Larson, a real estate analyst with Weiss Research.

"The supply of homes goes up and up every month," said Larson, who blamed much of the rise on listings put up by investors trying to get out from under unprofitable homes they bought during the boom.

"Sellers are still not being realistic about selling prices. They have a false sense of the worth of their homes," he said. Owners who do not need to sell quickly are holding out for their asking prices.

That explains the contradictory trend of fairly stable prices but sharply lower sales numbers. The slight August rise in the national median price "is not reflective of what has to happen to clear the books of inventory," said Larson.

Motivated sellers, who need to sell quickly, have had a much harder time maintaining their asking prices. According to Jonas Lee, of Redbrick Partners, a private equity firm that invests in residential real estate, motivated sellers in most parts of the nation are having to discount asking prices by 15 percent or more to move their properties within 90 days.

There could be even worse news coming, according to Larsen. "The August numbers reflect contracts signed in June and July, still not the heart of the credit crunch, which happened in August," he said.

"We'll find out next month if the Fed cut will help turn the market around," said Larson.

NAR reported that August existing-home sales in the West suffered more than any other region, dropping 9.8 percent from July and 21.7 percent from last year. The median price in the West was $332,300, 3.8 percent below a year ago.

In the Northeast, existing-home sales were off 2.0 percent from July and trailed last August by 5.7 percent. The median price in the Northeast was $282,300, up 3.6 percent from a year ago.

Sales in the South slowed by 2.7 percent from July and were 12.7 percent lower than August 2006. The median existing-home price in the South was $183,500, down 0.7 percent from last year.

The Midwest showed a 5.2 percent drop from July to an annual rate of 1.28 million, and a 10.5 percent decline from a year ago. The median price in the Midwest of $177,100, was up 3.1 percent from August 2006.

tomtbone1993 09-25-2007 03:33 PM

Projected median sales prices for single-family homes:


Q1 2008: $154,850
Q4 2009: $161,910
Growth rate: 4.6 percent


Downtown Houston is also one of the places to be these days. The Texas oil capital is notorious for its suburban sprawl and horrendous traffic jams, but within the so-called Inner Loop bounded by Interstate 610 lies a new land of opportunity. That's where a multibillion-dollar expansion of Houston's medical center has spurred an influx of high-earning workers looking to live nearby.

Commuting to the center of the city has gotten worse in recent years, so suburbanites are flocking to the Inner Loop to snatch up older homes just for their lots and location. The trend is none too surprising, given that Houston is the only major U.S. city with no formal zoning code, which makes purchasing older houses and tearing them down to build whatever you want pretty easy. New homes on old lots start at about $1 million and reach as high as $4 million. Meanwhile, Big Oil is keeping Houston humming; the city added nearly 100,000 jobs last year.

tomtbone1993 09-25-2007 03:35 PM

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jeff1000man 09-25-2007 03:37 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2284324)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=230174965447

road trip anyone??? this is a deal...


Hell yeah, I heard Prauge was a hell of a place to party.

wstultz 09-25-2007 03:38 PM

Housing crash?????? I've got 16 houses to build!

BY U BOY 09-25-2007 03:39 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2284344)
Hell yeah, I heard Prauge was a hell of a place to party.

you can drive it back too:D

wstultz 09-25-2007 03:39 PM

what the hell is this??? CNN

jeff1000man 09-25-2007 03:43 PM

This one is cooler though

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Steyr...QQcmdZViewItem

bigandy 09-25-2007 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2284353)
you can drive it back too:D

im not sure the filling station situation in the ocean is as good as it is on the icw...

stopped at a great steak house in ill that i always stop at, they were closed but i told them i know JoeW and they opened right up, made me a wonderful steak and it was forty bucks!! $20 for the steak and $10x2 for the dam martinis!! Not telling anyone else on this trip i know JW

wstultz 09-25-2007 03:45 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2284362)

How is that better than the friggin tank?????

jeff1000man 09-25-2007 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2284366)
How is that better than the friggin tank?????

THere isn't even a gun turret on the damn thing.

jeff1000man 09-25-2007 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2284363)
im not sure the filling station situation in the ocean is as good as it is on the icw...

stopped at a great steak house in ill that i always stop at, they were closed but i told them i know JoeW and they opened right up, made me a wonderful steak and it was forty bucks!! $20 for the steak and $10x2 for the dam martinis!! Not telling anyone else on this trip i know JW

Was the owners name Dave?

bigandy 09-25-2007 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2284362)

cooler because it is so gay and it doesnt float????

I have a titty bar calling my name in chicago gotta go, tomorrow its ribs in St Louis, bbq spaghetti in memphis ( maybe an hour at the platinum plus ) some cards in shreveport and then home....

tomtbone1993 09-25-2007 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2284366)
How is that better than the friggin tank?????

because Jeff said so....dumbazz:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man 09-25-2007 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2284380)
because Jeff said so....dumbazz:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

It's cooler because you can sleep in it. And it is a 6 wheel drive RV

jeff1000man 09-25-2007 04:06 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2284375)
cooler because it is so gay and it doesnt float????

I have a titty bar calling my name in chicago gotta go, tomorrow its ribs in St Louis, bbq spaghetti in memphis ( maybe an hour at the platinum plus ) some cards in shreveport and then home....

Bring home some to go orders, but not the crabs.

jeff1000man 09-25-2007 05:05 PM

Lets just take this thing.

http://www.starfleetyachts.com/


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