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jeff1000man 10-01-2007 06:11 PM

http://houston.craigslist.org/w4m/433968959.html

spk1 10-01-2007 06:12 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2291189)
story of your life:hitfan:

BiZZZniPPPPP!!! :cool:

Trojan-man 10-01-2007 06:12 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2291238)

and oh by the way, i weigh 392 lbs. ..... just under a double duece....

they always leave that part out..........so i hear.....:rolleyes::cool-smiley-027:

txlefty 10-01-2007 06:14 PM

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I think we needs a half dozen of these!!!!!!

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 06:14 PM

Ragin case of Herpees. This is classic.

http://houston.craigslist.org/w4m/433240233.html

Trojan-man 10-01-2007 06:15 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2291255)
I think Joew had the idea of the century with this craigs list chit

http://houston.craigslist.org/w4m/434508604.html

thats a tranny.......you got a hummer from the tranny didn't you ????

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 06:16 PM

Huge cans

http://houston.craigslist.org/w4m/432226320.html

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 06:17 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2291268)
thats a tranny.......you got a hummer from the tranny didn't you ????

How did you get so good at spotting them?

Didn't notice the adams apple there right at first so you might be right.

Glad you have been to the dark side and have knowledge.

Trojan-man 10-01-2007 06:17 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2291260)
BiZZZniPPPPP!!! :cool:

did someone just wake up ?????

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 06:18 PM

No way this chick is 120lbs.

http://houston.craigslist.org/w4m/431530775.html

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 06:18 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2291251)
oh, the chemistry will be right............ i'll date rape drug the chit out of that biznatch!!!!

The scary part is, i believe you would do that........

Trojan-man 10-01-2007 06:19 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2291270)

jeffman, if you haven't already sent out 467 posts you are an idiot !!! blow these hookers up !!! get pics of those cans too

Trojan-man 10-01-2007 06:20 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2291277)
The scary part is, i believe you would do that........

roger that.....he has his pill container on the kitchen countertops like the old people. the one with the dividers for monday, tuesday, wed, etc.. .....:crazy::drool:

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 06:22 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2291280)
roger that.....he has his pill container on the kitchen countertops like the old people. the one with the dividers for monday, tuesday, wed, etc.. .....:crazy::drool:



The funny thing is I wasn't joking when I posted that......

Trojan-man 10-01-2007 06:22 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2291275)

No way that chick is disease free either.......:hitfan:

Trojan-man 10-01-2007 06:25 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2291283)
The funny thing is I wasn't joking when I posted that......

I wasn't either, have you ever been with him at a grocery store? moms grab their little girls when he walks by. and he usually winks at them and sticks his tongue out alittle bit too..

:party-smiley-020::party-smiley-020:

txlefty 10-01-2007 06:25 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2291251)
oh, the chemistry will be right............ i'll date rape drug the chit out of that biznatch!!!!

That is some of the funniest $HIT I've heard in weeks! The more I read it the more I laugh!:party-smiley-020:



I'm so glad we have another habitual line crosser amongst us!

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 06:27 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2291290)
I wasn't either, have you ever been with him at a grocery store? moms grab their little girls when he walks by. and he usually winks at them and sticks his tongue out alittle bit too..

:party-smiley-020::party-smiley-020:

Everytime I watch Law n Order SVU I thing of Big Andy

bigandy 10-01-2007 06:29 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2291275)

sure she is look at the picture.... she doesnt have any legs!!!

bigandy 10-01-2007 06:30 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2291291)
That is some of the funniest $HIT I've heard in weeks! The more I read it the more I laugh!:party-smiley-020:



I'm so glad we have another habitual line crosser amongst us!

thanks, its my pleasure!

txlefty 10-01-2007 06:33 PM

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later fools time to close shop. give me a call if you guys get together for monday night football...


Here you go Jeff they said they're ready to go! God I hope Louie can get buffet comps!

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 06:33 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2291297)
sure she is look at the picture.... she doesnt have any legs!!!

OHHH that is what it is.

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 06:38 PM

did anyone hear of a boat wreck on Conroe this weekend??

bigandy 10-01-2007 06:40 PM

lots of cops at papas last night

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 06:42 PM

Did Andy post this?

http://houston.craigslist.org/adg/437075977.html

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 06:43 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2291314)
lots of cops at papas last night



If anyone knew I would have thought you would:cool::cool:

bigandy 10-01-2007 06:44 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2291319)
If anyone knew I would have thought you would:cool::cool:

tired, went home like a biatch. took three benadryl and slept til this morning!!

what did you hear about an accident??

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 06:45 PM

Great idea

http://houston.craigslist.org/ers/437350831.html

bigandy 10-01-2007 06:45 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2291318)

i wish i had thats awesome!!

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 06:50 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2291324)
i wish i had thats awesome!!

I smell www.houthboatporn.com

starting up real quick

We need a web designer.

Trojan-man 10-01-2007 06:50 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2291312)
did anyone hear of a boat wreck on Conroe this weekend??

I heard of a bouy disappearance, but that was it.......:cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 06:51 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2291329)
I smell www.houthboatporn.com

starting up real quick

We need a web designer.

I can handle the web design:cool: might need a good spell check:cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 06:52 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2291322)
tired, went home like a biatch. took three benadryl and slept til this morning!!

what did you hear about an accident??

Willis called Armstrong asking about one, then Armstrong called me. This is the first I have heard

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 06:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2291332)
I can handle the web design:cool: might need a good spell check:cool-smiley-027:

Don't think we will worry about spelling.

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 06:54 PM

Found a job for Wade. His mom said he needed the extra money.

http://houston.craigslist.org/adg/437283497.html

bigandy 10-01-2007 07:04 PM

http://houston.craigslist.org/m4m/437453581.html

i wonder who this could be??? sick bastard!!!

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 07:08 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2291353)
http://houston.craigslist.org/m4m/437453581.html

i wonder who this could be??? sick bastard!!!

LMFAO :party-smiley-048::circle::evilb::party-smiley-004:

spk1 10-01-2007 07:09 PM

Holy shyt,, I hope they dont run over your swing set again for that! :D

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 07:10 PM

Monda night football girl

http://houston.craigslist.org/ers/437437519.html

BY U BOY 10-01-2007 07:13 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2291353)
http://houston.craigslist.org/m4m/437453581.html

i wonder who this could be??? sick bastard!!!

this is my vote for the #1 all time bs thread classic:D:D


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