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txlefty 09-30-2007 03:16 PM

I met Don Burns, director of TOPPS Clearlake last night. We were talking about our Lake Charles run. He said there is ALOT of chit we need to look out for. He is gonna send us the map they use for the Contraband run. He said if we want him to, he'll make the run with us. He's done it a few times and knows where to go and where the oyster beds and sand bars are located....:readinghelp:

joew. 09-30-2007 04:01 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2289995)
I met Don Burns, director of TOPPS Clearlake last night. We were talking about our Lake Charles run. He said there is ALOT of chit we need to look out for. He is gonna send us the map they use for the Contraband run. He said if we want him to, he'll make the run with us. He's done it a few times and knows where to go and where the oyster beds and sand bars are located....:readinghelp:

Anybody have a desire to play golf at the Casino on Sat morning?

joew. 09-30-2007 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2289988)
Or maybe just look at this one instead.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18752-en.html

If you spend that much you need a nortech

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18303-en.html

txlefty 09-30-2007 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2290007)
Anybody have a desire to play golf at the Casino on Sat morning?


That would be cool....never thought I'd load my golf clubs in my boat !!!:cool-smiley-027:

joew. 09-30-2007 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2290015)
That would be cool....never thought I'd load my golf clubs in my boat !!!:cool-smiley-027:

Kinda what I was thinking.

"Hey what did you do last weekend?" "Oh we took the boats to go play golf and hit the casino. Oh and we also saw Willie play.... How about you???"

:cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026:

BY U BOY 09-30-2007 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2290007)
Anybody have a desire to play golf at the Casino on Sat morning?

I'M IN!

Trojan-man 09-30-2007 05:57 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2290014)
If you spend that much you need a nortech

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18303-en.html

Man that thing is SICK !!!!! :Score-101010::boat:

Trojan-man 09-30-2007 05:58 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2290007)
Anybody have a desire to play golf at the Casino on Sat morning?

no. :violent-smiley-045:

joew. 09-30-2007 06:17 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2290062)
no. :violent-smiley-045:

Judgeing by how much of a puntang you were last night, I would bet you don't even get out of bed in the morning. F-A-G!

jeff1000man 09-30-2007 08:57 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2290007)
Anybody have a desire to play golf at the Casino on Sat morning?

ME ME ME

jeff1000man 09-30-2007 08:59 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2290014)
If you spend that much you need a nortech

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18303-en.html

I saw that one, but there is a better one. I have to find it again.

jeff1000man 09-30-2007 09:01 PM

This one has AC and a microwave.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o17428-en.html

boatman22 10-01-2007 05:31 AM

txlefty....I got a tshirt from those Baja fools for you...xs right.:ernaehrung004:

BY U BOY 10-01-2007 10:03 AM

anyone know anything about these boats.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Envis...QQcmdZViewItem

txlefty 10-01-2007 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2290390)
txlefty....I got a tshirt from those Baja fools for you...xs right.:ernaehrung004:

Thanks !!!! Ya'll threw a hellva party !!!! Thanks for the stoogie! :ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2290567)
anyone know anything about these boats.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Envis...QQcmdZViewItem

Looks like it should ride pretty good. Pretty steep v on the front.

Has GPS all ready, and the cabin looks pretty comfy.

BY U BOY 10-01-2007 10:35 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2290591)
Looks like it should ride pretty good. Pretty steep v on the front.

Has GPS all ready, and the cabin looks pretty comfy.

Has everything im looking for,I just don't know anything about them.

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 10:43 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2290609)
Has everything im looking for,I just don't know anything about them.

Looks like it has AC too.

Only way you will know is to get a survey done?

I would wait and bid last. Maybe no one will bid because they are thinking the same thing as you, What kind of boat is this?

It does look like it needs full cabin and cokpit coverings re done. Also look at the pic of the bulkhead over the sink. Looks like it is broken out of whack, maybe form rough water or just hull flez and deterioration.

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 11:13 AM

joew and spk1 where having a man cruise last night on the Islander. Spotlights were being shined at 2:30am and engines were reved to the red line. Islander hit new max speed it sounded like. No word on wether Bigandy showed up with the columbian dirties.

:ernaehrung004::hitfan:

bigandy 10-01-2007 11:37 AM

no big andy, but i hear baldwick homes was on his way to conroe at 2 in the morning... no need for columbain dirties i think those man lovers just monica lewinski each other!!

anybody see the dirty bastard who beat me to getting the first ultra light boat on conroe??? he's out there doing touch and go's right now!!! lets make friends with him so we can leave papas without worrying about the cops!!!!!!!

txlefty 10-01-2007 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2290676)
no big andy, but i hear baldwick homes was on his way to conroe at 2 in the morning... no need for columbain dirties i think those man lovers just monica lewinski each other!!

anybody see the dirty bastard who beat me to getting the first ultra light boat on conroe??? he's out there doing touch and go's right now!!! lets make friends with him so we can leave papas without worrying about the cops!!!!!!!


I don't think either one of us need to get anywhere near an Ultra Light.....they call those "Ultra Light" for a reason! :rolleyes:

It wouldn't be touch and go's....it'd be like touch and drown! :cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2290676)
no big andy, but i hear baldwick homes was on his way to conroe at 2 in the morning... no need for columbain dirties i think those man lovers just monica lewinski each other!!

anybody see the dirty bastard who beat me to getting the first ultra light boat on conroe??? he's out there doing touch and go's right now!!! lets make friends with him so we can leave papas without worrying about the cops!!!!!!!

That thing has been out here since last year. I was thinking the same thing though when we first saw him from pappas. We need a fleet of those things.

I knew spk1 was bluffing about having dirties coming to the manship. I think he was talking about baldwick.

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 11:46 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2290686)
I don't think either one of us need to get anywhere near an Ultra Light.....they call those "Ultra Light" for a reason! :rolleyes:

It wouldn't be touch and go's....it'd be like touch and drown! :cool-smiley-027:

We'd be trying to dogfight those things and would accidently get caught up in the antennaes sticking off the top of the Islander.

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2290567)
anyone know anything about these boats.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Envis...QQcmdZViewItem

http://www.envisionboats.com/about/history.html

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

I will post the links for you, but I shall not waste my time reading it. I already know you will find an excuse why you won't buy it.:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2290645)
joew and spk1 where having a man cruise last night on the Islander. Spotlights were being shined at 2:30am and engines were reved to the red line. Islander hit new max speed it sounded like. No word on wether Bigandy showed up with the columbian dirties.

:ernaehrung004::hitfan:

Now I am really glad I went home, they wanted me to go with them. I do not swing that way.....

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 12:05 PM

QUOTE=tomtbone1993;2290704]http://www.envisionboats.com/about/history.html

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

I will post the links for you, but I shall not waste my time reading it. I already know you will find an excuse why you won't buy it.:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:[/QUOTE]

:evilb::evilb::party-smiley-004:[

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 12:05 PM

This boat looks cool

http://www.envisionboats.com/showroom/legacyesp.html

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 12:13 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=170033

BY U BOY 10-01-2007 12:16 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2290704)
http://www.envisionboats.com/about/history.html

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

I will post the links for you, but I shall not waste my time reading it. I already know you will find an excuse why you won't buy it.:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

:Whatever:

bigandy 10-01-2007 12:17 PM

tbone had a good point the other day, if all you are going to do is post ebay listings you should petition ebay for a forum on there, this is for bs, slams, and bips!!!

besides none of you chumps are going to buy a new boat anyway, you barely have what it takes to keep your current junk running much less buy a new one!! you are all to cheap to trade yours in because they are only going to give you a 1/3 of what you have in it, they dont pay you more because you have had nine engines in it unless they are all still in it!!!

When someone gets a new boat then you can post pics of it, when i get back from my two week trip to bellville picking up my new 29" RC boat Tom posted i dont want to have to sift through 5 pages of ebay listings trying to catch up....

besides chad and spks dads arent going to get them new boats as soon as they find out they are man lovers, jeff pink and baby blue are your true colors anyway, bayou if a mortgage broker can put you together with a line like i re-fi you at cost you got no business dealing in an unregulated trade like boat brokers, you will end up with a $90k zodiac and a 180 month loan and you old lady turning tricks for a discount on the downpayment!

WHEW, I feel better now that i have gotten us back on track...

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 12:20 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2290728)
tbone had a good point the other day, if all you are going to do is post ebay listings you should petition ebay for a forum on there, this is for bs, slams, and bips!!!

besides none of you chumps are going to buy a new boat anyway, you barely have what it takes to keep your current junk running much less buy a new one!! you are all to cheap to trade yours in because they are only going to give you a 1/3 of what you have in it, they dont pay you more because you have had nine engines in it unless they are all still in it!!!

When someone gets a new boat then you can post pics of it, when i get back from my two week trip to bellville picking up my new 29" RC boat Tom posted i dont want to have to sift through 5 pages of ebay listings trying to catch up....

besides chad and spks dads arent going to get them new boats as soon as they find out they are man lovers, jeff pink and baby blue are your true colors anyway, bayou if a mortgage broker can put you together with a line like i re-fi you at cost you got no business dealing in an unregulated trade like boat brokers, you will end up with a $90k zodiac and a 180 month loan and you old lady turning tricks for a discount on the downpayment!

WHEW, I feel better now that i have gotten us back on track...

Amen:ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2290728)
tbone had a good point the other day, if all you are going to do is post ebay listings you should petition ebay for a forum on there, this is for bs, slams, and bips!!!

besides none of you chumps are going to buy a new boat anyway, you barely have what it takes to keep your current junk running much less buy a new one!! you are all to cheap to trade yours in because they are only going to give you a 1/3 of what you have in it, they dont pay you more because you have had nine engines in it unless they are all still in it!!!

When someone gets a new boat then you can post pics of it, when i get back from my two week trip to bellville picking up my new 29" RC boat Tom posted i dont want to have to sift through 5 pages of ebay listings trying to catch up....

besides chad and spks dads arent going to get them new boats as soon as they find out they are man lovers, jeff pink and baby blue are your true colors anyway, bayou if a mortgage broker can put you together with a line like i re-fi you at cost you got no business dealing in an unregulated trade like boat brokers, you will end up with a $90k zodiac and a 180 month loan and you old lady turning tricks for a discount on the downpayment!

WHEW, I feel better now that i have gotten us back on track...

Amen, except I am getting rid of pink and blue and getting white and purple.

txlefty 10-01-2007 12:44 PM

that some funny $HIT!!!!!!!!!! :party-smiley-048:



But everyone could be like Andy and own 6 boats and none of them run. And you can keep them at all your buddies places. And just think if you get into a bind and need to fix one, just trade one off to the boat mechanic, provided that you have a clear title to it...:rolleyes:

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2290741)
Amen, except I am getting rid of pink and blue and getting white and purple.

post what boat you are interested in, I sure I missed it with the other 400 dream / junk boats posted

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 12:50 PM

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tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 12:51 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2290754)
that some funny $HIT!!!!!!!!!! :party-smiley-048:



But everyone could be like Andy and own 6 boats and none of them run. And you can keep them at all your buddies places. And just think if you get into a bind and need to fix one, just trade one off to the boat mechanic, provided that you have a clear title to it...:rolleyes:

You taking your boat to Lake Charles??

Need a firm count

current list

Smooth
Table Max
Wet Dream
Wey Spot
Crap Shoot?
By U Boy?
Armstrong?
Blackwood?

anybody else I am missin???

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 12:51 PM

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tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2290759)
:boat:

will it fit in your slip???

Is it ready to go??? what is the power?? ect...ect...

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2290761)
You taking your boat to Lake Charles??

Need a firm count

current list

Smooth
Table Max
Wet Dream
Wey Spot
Crap Shoot?
By U Boy?
Armstrong?
Blackwood?

anybody else I am missin???

Just talked to Louie and he actually said he needs a pretty real number on boats. You should probably give him a call. If all my deals go down, I am taking the new one.

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 12:54 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2290762)
:d

looks clean:cool-smiley-027::cool:


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