Congrats on the closing!!!!!!!!! :ernaehrung004:So where are you buying the beer for Monday night football? :D:party-smiley-048:

Ruth or Megan???:cool-smiley-027:

yeah i can't remember her name, it is like shana or something, she is kind of a biznitch, if it is the same one i am thinking of ..... i haven't closed anything in awhile :hitfan:

:angry-smiley-055::hothead::throw:

tell alison buy some dam demon, it was like walking through a haunted house last night to get to my boat, by the time igot there i think i had walked through ten spider webs

sooo whats new???:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

How does Maragitas sound. I have an appetite for mexican about now.

Have to wait for the checks to clear.

I requested cash at closing. Guess they didn't get the memo.

Yeah !!!!

Ruth is taking me to play golf in a couple of weeks. Better watch out. :food-smiley-009:

yeah it is hater, i washed the boat on saturday, and today it is a spider chit bukkake spread all over it :hitfan:

Can we ACTUALLY go there......cause the momma jokes are about to start flying!!!!!:hitfan::ernaehrung004::party-smiley-004::Score-101010:

We know. :hitfan:

I hear the same complaint from the customers at Lake View Marina, that is why I tell them to go to Inland and see my buddy Dave:cool-smiley-027:

His stalls are nice and clean:cool-smiley-027:

since i have the williams brothers old ladys on lockdown, there is no reason to put in the ....ya know....extra effort.....so i am getting lazy :rolleyes::cool::cool-smiley-011:

you are right on time with that one Captain Repeat .... :D:cool-smiley-027:

That was not a joke, they both work in that office.....

It is nice to see Jeff move to a real agent who could get his lincoln log house layed down:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

Have you been to inland ??????:cool-smiley-027::D They were nice and clean in 1982

Hey, the chit is moving to fast to keep up.

next time you are at my crip servicing my old lady, do you mind installing the ceiling fan in the bedroom??? I will leave a bigger than normal ladder for you......:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

jeffman was referring to the blond that works at old republic title on walden road........

dont make me take a picture of that nasty, spider covered, sinkin sum biatch. i dont have time, all by myself, gotta work the register, drive the tractors and count all the money!

hey is the boat we were speaking of, a black hull with diesels and 3/4 of a million??

Huge cans, and tatooes, and nice azz, and, well I didn't get any farther than that.

story of your life:hitfan:

?????????when?????????

Yeah, kinda get tired of telling it, but what can you do?

get a happy ending massage:ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027:

Found something for you chad

http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/437298696.html

This is how Txlefty found Wednessday

http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/437220784.html

Since we know Tom's not gonna get any action at his bachelor party, we need to find some crazy swamp biatch to give Jeff a mercy fu(kin! Maybe By-U-Boy could hook you up with some of his kin-folk! :party-smiley-004::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-026:

Thanks but I will pass, gotta go get da banana dis weekend........

yes i am going to beat spick1 on a boat purchase again.......:ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027:

it all makes sense now........:food-smiley-007:

That answers alot of my questions about Jeff.....surfing the net trying to hook up with a small penis man. Well I'm sure ya'll have alot in common....maybe if he has small hands it will make yours look bigger! :evilb::evilb:


I'd give you the "whatever" sign, but don't want you get excited and get the wrong idea!

so if you where not going to pick up the pretend boat, you would hook up with the dude and catch a Texans game and hit Vegas?????:eek::eek:

Thinking of posting an ad for bachelor party.

Wanted. Playful, adventurous hot chicks for boat trip to LA casino. Leaving Friday morning 10-12 return sun afternoon 10-14. Rooms and meals provided. Have lots of room on boats for open minded females. Must be attractive and adventurous.

Send pics for consideration.

:circle::party-smiley-048::evilb::signs069:

yep, it will be no different than hooking up with 10 dudes and going to La Berge :p:p:p

Doooo it !!!!!!! Dooo it Chunk !!!!!!!!!! Must be a hooker but will be paid with breakfast lunch, and dinner, and somewhere to sleep. Just don't put it in there close to your other adds :evilb::evilb:

I have found her

http://houston.craigslist.org/w4m/435824666.html

Scary

http://houston.craigslist.org/w4m/435419731.html

That's awesome.......:cool-smiley-011:

oh, the chemistry will be right............ i'll date rape drug the chit out of that biznatch!!!!

I think Joew had the idea of the century with this craigs list chit

http://houston.craigslist.org/w4m/434508604.html