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jeff1000man 10-11-2007 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2303090)
sure pick out something in the 30' range put down 90% for me and i'll pay you back when i die.:D

:D:D:D

On Time 10-11-2007 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2303090)
sure pick out something in the 30' range put down 90% for me and i'll pay you back when i die.:D

Sounds like a great deal! I'll do it! Hey what about the 271?

Anybody seen the wives /gf thread lately?

BY U BOY 10-11-2007 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2303106)
Sounds like a great deal! I'll do it! Hey what about the 271?

Anybody seen the wives /gf thread lately?

the 271 is nice and i am going to kick it around but i kind of like this hustler
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o16760-en.html

joew. 10-11-2007 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2303062)
Tell him to brings the Pros from Dover.

Creedo is mad at ya'll. He thinks the only reason ya'll want him to go now is because of his boat.

No he isn't. He just wants you to lose his phone number.

spk1 10-11-2007 04:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neKXc...elated&search=


This is all chad keeps singing every since they finished the paint on his banana. :cool-smiley-027:

joew. 10-11-2007 04:56 PM

madcap37, spk1, txlefty, wstultz, Beak42 all like dudes!!!!

joew. 10-11-2007 04:57 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2303124)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neKXc...elated&search=


This is all chad keeps singing every since they finished the paint on his banana. :cool-smiley-027:

I am going to kick you in the nuts for making me watch that.

joew. 10-11-2007 05:04 PM

If you are meeting us at 105 please be there at 6:30. We will need to leave before seven. If you are not meeting at this location please know what the hell you are doing and don't be that guy.

Also please have the two hundred before we leave. If you don't have it now go to the f-ing bank and get it. And once again don't be that guy.

If you are driving and staying in one of the rooms Louis has provided then your two hundred will go to me and then to Louis. And once again don't be that guy.

I don't want to be a di(k but this is the best way to make sure all is fair.

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 05:31 PM

Grass is mowed. Yard is cleaned up. Trash has been taken out.

Not I need to pack the bag, load the golf clubs, and count my money, So I am not that guy.

Joew is skimming $100 each off the top so that he doesn't have to pay for gas or gambling.

I am putting that out there since he won't cut me in.

:evilb:

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 05:33 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2303124)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neKXc...elated&search=


This is all chad keeps singing every since they finished the paint on his banana. :cool-smiley-027:

I made it through 15 seconds. Who made it further?

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 05:35 PM

13 Hours to go.

Wonder if Lefty has his boat ready yet?

joew. 10-11-2007 05:42 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2303171)
Grass is mowed. Yard is cleaned up. Trash has been taken out.

Not I need to pack the bag, load the golf clubs, and count my money, So I am not that guy.

Joew is skimming $100 each off the top so that he doesn't have to pay for gas or gambling.

I am putting that out there since he won't cut me in.

:evilb:

Actually I am not even going. I am gettin the money and making a run for Mexico. WWWAAAAAHHHHHOOOOO!!!!! "You boys like Mexico"! super troppers
Well I got in a wreck and got 14000.00 for that and I have been living off that for the last nine years. I have 800 left so I should be good. "knocked up"

joew. 10-11-2007 05:44 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2303173)
I made it through 15 seconds. Who made it further?

I already have my blinders ready if he breaks down. nobody look, nobody look!!!!!

:evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 05:45 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2303181)
Actually I am not even going. I am gettin the money and making a run for Mexico. WWWAAAAAHHHHHOOOOO!!!!! "You boys like Mexico"! super troppers
Well I got in a wreck and got 14000.00 for that and I have been living off that for the last nine years. I have 800 left so I should be good. "knocked up"

What was the one off Big Dady, where he talked about the insurance settlement?

joew. 10-11-2007 05:47 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2303173)
I made it through 15 seconds. Who made it further?

Officially the least funniest thing ever posted on the BS thread.

joew. 10-11-2007 05:48 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2303187)
Wrong quote.

Why??????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????

bigandy 10-11-2007 05:50 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2303181)
Actually I am not even going. I am gettin the money and making a run for Mexico. WWWAAAAAHHHHHOOOOO!!!!! "You boys like Mexico"! super troppers
Well I got in a wreck and got 14000.00 for that and I have been living off that for the last nine years. I have 800 left so I should be good. "knocked up"

"super troppers" is that what your crap is like when you drink to much beer the night before???

louis made a good point, why leave at 7 to just sit in traffic, if we leave the storage at 8 we will get there at the same time and burn less gas and probably be lessed stress than if we sit in traffic....

just relaying lucky lou's 2cents,

is there no night before rally at club 105 or papas???

tomtbone1993 10-11-2007 05:50 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2303188)
Officially the least funniest thing ever posted on the BS thread.


I am currently working on getting Spik1 banned from OSO since he does not own a boat.....

tomtbone1993 10-11-2007 05:52 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2303192)
"super troppers" is that what your crap is like when you drink to much beer the night before???

louis made a good point, why leave at 7 to just sit in traffic, if we leave the storage at 8 we will get there at the same time and burn less gas and probably be lessed stress than if we sit in traffic....

just relaying lucky lou's 2cents,

is there no night before rally at club 105 or papas???

you just be there with Kolachies and OJ

bigandy 10-11-2007 05:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2303193)
I am currently working on getting Spik1 banned from OSO since he does not own a boat.....

are you going to get wade banned and joe and chad banned for 12 hours a day????

tomtbone1993 10-11-2007 05:53 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2303192)
"super troppers" is that what your crap is like when you drink to much beer the night before???

louis made a good point, why leave at 7 to just sit in traffic, if we leave the storage at 8 we will get there at the same time and burn less gas and probably be lessed stress than if we sit in traffic....

just relaying lucky lou's 2cents,

is there no night before rally at club 105 or papas???

Louie told you to be there at 8:00 we will all leave at 7:00:cool-smiley-027:


sounds like a good plan:):)

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 05:57 PM

Traffic, what traffic?

It is casual friday, everybody will be going into work late.

:rolleyes::cool:

tomtbone1993 10-11-2007 05:59 PM

105 to I 45 to Toll road to 610 loop to 225 to 146 to ramp:)

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 06:46 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2303204)
105 to I 45 to Toll road to 610 loop to 225 to 146 to ramp:)


I am just riding

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 06:48 PM

My neighbor made an interesting observation.

Is Jennika very mature for her age, or is Lefty just very immature for his?

Well you get the point.

:stupid::argue::evilb::party-smiley-048:

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 07:25 PM

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I am going to go out on a limb and post a pic of what Lefty and Bigandy will look like on Sunday.

I will not be far behind

Trojan-man 10-11-2007 08:15 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2303124)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neKXc...elated&search=


This is all chad keeps singing every since they finished the paint on his banana. :cool-smiley-027:

"Hey, if you don't know how to fix it then......you aint lyin !!! "

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 08:21 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2303349)
"Hey, if you don't know how to fix it then......you aint lyin !!! "

No " It's not lyin if you don't know what the truth is"

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 08:21 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2303349)
"Hey, if you don't know how to fix it then......you aint lyin !!! "

Sounds like someone is sore.

Trojan-man 10-11-2007 08:23 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2303059)
I don't small balding boy in my boat! I don't have a jacket that will fit him... Beside half way into the run, Andy will get pissed at Trojan Man and will but him in a sleeper hold! :party-smiley-048:

suck a fart out of my a$$ !!! I could fit 3 of me in any of those old worn out jackets you got. Why would andy put me in a sleeper hold ???? He better save his nrg for the multiple a$$ whoopins he is gonna get when joew and buy u boy get alittle buzzed...... i will be riding in boatmans boat mixing margeritas while you and your boyfriend chris try to figure out why ever time you jump a wave with your 2 right hand props, you boat does a barrel roll !! :hitfan::party-smiley-020::party-smiley-020::boat:

Trojan-man 10-11-2007 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2303357)
No " It's not lyin if you don't know what the truth is"

Kacey brought me over alittle some somethin to take on the trip. Looks like she is going for old lady of the year. Who wants me on their boat now biatches ???????

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 08:32 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2303362)
suck a fart out of my a$$ !!! I could fit 3 of me in any of those old worn out jackets you got. Why would andy put me in a sleeper hold ???? He better save his nrg for the multiple a$$ whoopins he is gonna get when joew and buy u boy get alittle buzzed...... i will be riding in boatmans boat mixing margeritas while you and your boyfriend chris try to figure out why ever time you jump a wave with your 2 right hand props, you boat does a barrel roll !! :hitfan::party-smiley-020::party-smiley-020::boat:

You were not invited to ride with Boatman. He does not like the Cock or take it in the azz

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 08:33 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2303372)
Kacey brought me over alittle some somethin to take on the trip. Looks like she is going for old lady of the year. Who wants me on their boat now biatches ???????


She was probably getting that for her yard guy SPK1

Trojan-man 10-11-2007 08:59 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2303375)
You were not invited to ride with Boatman. He does not like the Cock or take it in the azz

How did you get an invite then ????? :ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 10-11-2007 09:00 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2303372)
Kacey brought me over alittle some somethin to take on the trip. Looks like she is going for old lady of the year. Who wants me on their boat now biatches ???????

It appears Kacey is very happy you will be gone for three days:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:


Also surrender the little Debbie Star Crunches to Louie's boat:cool:

Also I hope Spik 1 does not see all that food:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 10-11-2007 09:03 PM

and the zebra cakes, Reese, Twix....ect...ect...your girl has good tatse

Trojan-man 10-11-2007 09:05 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2303401)
and the zebra cakes, Reese, Twix....ect...ect...your girl has good tatse

I know I like her tatse too :ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027:

......and all the goodies will be staying with me...:food-smiley-007:

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 09:07 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2303404)
I know I like her tatse too :ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027:

......and all the goodies will be staying with me...:food-smiley-007:

We will tie you up and put you in the poop shoot. We will hijack the food :food-smiley-007:

BY U BOY 10-11-2007 09:13 PM

10am at the kehma bridge correct.

I just got back from getting the half gallon of jager but i forgot the redbull:violent-smiley-045:ham and cheese samiches are being made as we speak and brownies are in the bag.:cool-smiley-027:

gots to go get some azz:D

Trojan-man 10-11-2007 09:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2303406)
We will tie you up and put you in the poop shoot. We will hijack the food :food-smiley-007:

no don't do that, I don't want to fly out on a barrel roll :D:D


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