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BY U BOY 09-08-2007 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2263728)
nice !!!! chit i might even make it to that !!!

happy b-day you ho runner you :cool-smiley-026: :cool-smiley-026: :cool-smiley-026:

maybe TXLEFTY can fall off the bar again.:cool-smiley-026:

txlefty 09-08-2007 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2263770)
maybe TXLEFTY can fall off the bar again.:cool-smiley-026:

I'd say there is a really good chance!!!! Come on.....we're all doin' it !!!

I just got bored and submitted an ad in the houston chronicle, what do ya think??

tomtbone1993 09-08-2007 03:19 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2263768)
thats awsome, but you missed a good time last sunday:cool:

HE WAS THERE........:cool-smiley-027: :cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 09-08-2007 03:27 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2263753)
Back from 10 days in California - What a great place. Drove from SF to LA . Saw Bob Teague for about 3 hrs. and asked lots of questions, while he was working on his 40 Skater for the World's in Key West. Saw them drop in one of the 1250's. Him and his son the main workers kinda like Orange County Choppers.

You were gone??????? nobody even noticed.....j/k Glad you had a good trip in Gayfrancisco....:cool-smiley-027: :cool-smiley-027:

Any good pictures?:cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man 09-08-2007 04:52 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2263765)
Hey see if Crap Shoot will start and maybe we can con Joe into drivin again !!!!! :party-smiley-051:

Friggin boat started, As usuall. Go figure. Leave it in the water and ignore it for a week and it doesn't even get pissed off. Lucky bastard.

Joew said he can't get drunk tonight. He will make a good designated driver.:food-smiley-007: :ernaehrung004: :cool-smiley-026:

jeff1000man 09-08-2007 04:53 PM

I am going to clean the deck boat. It is horribly dirty.

If anyone has a red and green bow light, I need to borrow one. This one isn't working. We can't go out tonight without lights, so we will need to rig something.

TopSpin80 09-08-2007 05:53 PM

my dad has a big pot, and he may even be willing to paint it/ let you paint it in his shop.. no booth, but a decent place to spray the trailer. he paints a lot in there. what exactally is it that you are going to do?

Ernie

tomtbone1993 09-08-2007 06:03 PM

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check out Blackwood's new boat...........

BY U BOY 09-08-2007 06:12 PM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 2263899)
my dad has a big pot, and he may even be willing to paint it/ let you paint it in his shop.. no booth, but a decent place to spray the trailer. he paints a lot in there. what exactally is it that you are going to do?

Ernie

i am going to find someone to blast and prime it the ineed to get it painted. Do you know anyone that can blast it?

bigandy 09-08-2007 06:26 PM

http://www.govliquidation.com/list/e3083/lna/1.html

i need an adapter kit for these!!! Anyone know who i can call???

wstultz 09-08-2007 07:33 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2263935)
http://www.govliquidation.com/list/e3083/lna/1.html

i need an adapter kit for these!!! Anyone know who i can call???

Rik @ Arneson

jeff1000man 09-08-2007 07:46 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2263914)
check out Blackwood's new boat...........

That is some funny chit. Apparently it went over the Stultz boys head.

bigandy 09-08-2007 08:11 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2263986)
That is some funny chit. Apparently it went over the Stultz boys head.

Or maybe jokes about people's mom's just arent funny...





























Wait, ya they are.....

Your momma is so short you can see her feet in her drivers license photo



Your momma is so fat her a$$ has its own zip code



Your momma is so fat she puts mayonaise on her aspirin



Your momma is so dumn she dont make kool-aid cause she cant get two quarts of water into the little package!!!

TopSpin80 09-09-2007 12:15 AM

my dad does sandblasting also... how big is the trailer?

tomtbone1993 09-09-2007 03:19 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2264005)
Or maybe jokes about people's mom's just arent funny...
!!!

who said it was a joke???:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 09-09-2007 03:21 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2263935)
http://www.govliquidation.com/list/e3083/lna/1.html

i need an adapter kit for these!!! Anyone know who i can call???

please do not start strokin us like By U & Spik1 have been doing for the last 6 months

BY U BOY 09-09-2007 10:46 AM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 2264115)
my dad does sandblasting also... how big is the trailer?

its a tandem for a 21'er

BY U BOY 09-09-2007 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2264135)
please do not start strokin us like By U & Spik1 have been doing for the last 6 months

Fu(k you:p you can only stoke someone if they are the seller so unless you are selling a boat to me i can not stroke you:sport009: . I'll get a boat soon im not going to just jump into one. I want to make sure that it is what i want and will enjoy it for a long time.But ill tell you what, i will not post anymore boats that i like to get opinions on since it is a waste of your time,Ill just show up with one one day.:Whatever: :cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 09-09-2007 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2263914)
check out Blackwood's new boat...........

Di(khole.......there will be no more ruthless boats.......

:greenchainsaw: :greenchainsaw: :greenchainsaw:

Trojan-man 09-09-2007 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2264297)
Fu(k you:p you can only stoke someone if they are the seller so unless you are selling a boat to me i can not stroke you . I'll get a boat soon im not going to just jump into one. I want to make sure that it is what i want and will enjoy it for a long time.But ill tell you what, i will not post anymore boats that i like to get opinions on since it is a waste of your time,Ill just show up with one one day

Take it easy little buddy. I enjoy looking at all the boats you post because I have nothing else to do all day. Most of us feel this way because most of us don't really have anything to do all day either. But there is the occasional few that have to work for the man that take it out on other people....

:throw: :throw: :throw:

On Time 09-09-2007 01:15 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2263802)
You were gone??????? nobody even noticed...


Yeah I know I'm popular got a few pics of some Ca girls and some boats. To follow when I get off my azz and download the camera.

tomtbone1993 09-09-2007 02:18 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2264297)
Fu(k you:p you can only stoke someone if they are the seller so unless you are selling a boat to me i can not stroke you:sport009: . I'll get a boat soon im not going to just jump into one. I want to make sure that it is what i want and will enjoy it for a long time.But ill tell you what, i will not post anymore boats that i like to get opinions on since it is a waste of your time,Ill just show up with one one day.: :cool-smiley-027:

please take note of original post time.....just bustin balls big guy:cool: :cool-smiley-027:

BY U BOY 09-09-2007 07:16 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2264443)
please take note of original post time.....just bustin balls big guy:cool: :cool-smiley-027:

I know you are hence the smiley's. To me boat shopping is the best part it builds excitment:cool:

BY U BOY 09-10-2007 09:57 AM

How were the festivities? did lefty fall off the bar again:sport009:



JoeW Where the hell are the pics from the run??????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????:cool:

jeff1000man 09-10-2007 09:59 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2264675)
I know you are hence the smiley's. To me boat shopping is the best part it builds excitment:cool:

Make sure you spend some time bustin on the salesman for effect, like your customers do to you.

I have found a killer deal for you I think, I will let you know tomorrow evening if it sticks. We'll have to go to Ohio to get it, but it is not that far.

BY U BOY 09-10-2007 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2265164)
Make sure you spend some time bustin on the salesman for effect, like your customers do to you.

I have found a killer deal for you I think, I will let you know tomorrow evening if it sticks. We'll have to go to Ohio to get it, but it is not that far.

That is a hell of a deal but im not to keen on that boat.

Trojan-man 09-10-2007 12:51 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2265306)
That is a hell of a deal but im not to keen on that boat.

will you homos stop with the suspense and just tell us which boat it is. :eek: :eek: :boat:

tomtbone1993 09-10-2007 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2265399)
will you homos stop with the suspense and just tell us which boat it is. t:

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

BY U BOY 09-10-2007 03:40 PM

Ok guys opinions needed. I know the pros and cons to single vs twins.

If you were in the market for a 29 would you rather a twin small block or a single BBC.

I like to work on my own chit so i like space but i also like speed so who wants to slap me in the face first:rolleyes: :grinser010:

tomtbone1993 09-10-2007 04:36 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2265673)
Ok guys opinions needed. I know the pros and cons to single vs twins.

If you were in the market for a 29 would you rather a twin small block or a single BBC.

I like to work on my own chit so i like space but i also like speed so who wants to slap me in the face first:rolleyes: :grinser010:

buy the one Sarah lets you buy......we already know she is the ultimate decesion maker...

My thought is this...you break one engine with twins, you can still limp it back on one. You break with a single, you will need a tow....

Also I think a 30 rides better with twins vs. a single


Also if I where you. I would ask Sarah this question...Is she there for moral support or finacial support??:eek:
:violent-smiley-045:

tomtbone1993 09-10-2007 04:39 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2264416)
Yeah I know I'm popular got a few pics of some Ca girls and some boats. To follow when I get off my azz and download the camera.

get off your azz and post some pics from Cali:cool: :cool:

Trojan-man 09-10-2007 05:38 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2265673)
Ok guys opinions needed. I know the pros and cons to single vs twins.

If you were in the market for a 29 would you rather a twin small block or a single BBC.

I like to work on my own chit so i like space but i also like speed so who wants to slap me in the face first:rolleyes: :grinser010:

get a single, 1/2 the maintenance, 1/2 the gas, same speed :drink: :drink:

tomtbone1993 09-10-2007 05:40 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2265872)
get a single, 1/2 the maintenance, 1/2 the gas, same speed :drink: :drink:

WTF do you know???? do you even own a boat??

BY U BOY 09-10-2007 05:44 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2265766)
buy the one Sarah lets you buy......we already know she is the ultimate decesion maker...

My thought is this...you break one engine with twins, you can still limp it back on one. You break with a single, you will need a tow....

Also I think a 30 rides better with twins vs. a single


Also if I where you. I would ask Sarah this question...Is she there for moral support or finacial support??:eek:
:violent-smiley-045:

Its my decision on the boat but i have to keep in mind what she may like unless i like boating by my self all the time. and it aint finacial support

BY U BOY 09-10-2007 05:46 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2265872)
get a single, 1/2 the maintenance, 1/2 the gas, same speed :drink: :drink:

actually a twin small block scarab is faster than a single BBC:food-smiley-007:

BY U BOY 09-10-2007 05:48 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2265772)
get off your azz and post some pics from Cali:cool: :cool:

you need to get on your bro about those pics from the run also:)

tomtbone1993 09-10-2007 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2265872)
get a single, 1/2 the maintenance, 1/2 the gas, same speed :drink: :drink:

maybe you can hitch a ride in Spik1's new rig......

Trojan-man 09-10-2007 05:49 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2265881)
WTF do you know???? do you even own a boat??

yes I own 3....trojan, pontoon, banana......

and I wish my trojan had a single little diesel too....

:drink: :drink:

tomtbone1993 09-10-2007 05:50 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2265898)
you need to get on your bro about those pics from the run also:)

JoeW. has not been able to drink for 3 days......he is going through withdraws......poor guy going under the knife tomorrow:( :( :(

tomtbone1993 09-10-2007 05:52 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2265902)
yes I own 3....trojan, pontoon, banana......

and I wish my trojan had a single little diesel too....

:drink: :drink:

trojan = .5

pontoon = .5

banana= 0 I can not count what I have not seen....

add all 3 up and you have 1 divided by 3 and you have less than 1.....


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