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spk1 10-06-2009 12:12 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2966788)
I figured you were on your way back to FL by now..... You and spk1 didn't get into another fight did you!!!!!!:gfight::gfight:

Best Quote of the bachelor Party:

Joe gets on the phone with kim at 10:00am Sat morn, after like 10 yes dears, he packs his bag and leaves the party before it even begins, the door shuts behind him and as he hits the first flight of stairs, the whole room at the same time says hey Joe dont let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out! :evilb::evilb:

joew. 10-06-2009 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2967554)
Best Quote of the bachelor Party:

Joe gets on the phone with kim at 10:00am Sat morn, after like 10 yes dears, he packs his bag and leaves the party before it even begins, the door shuts behind him and as he hits the first flight of stairs, the whole room at the same time says hey Joe dont let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out! :evilb::evilb:

Good one Capt. deap throat..

AGGHGHHGHGHG

AAGHHHGHGHGHGHG

Atleast I am not in love with some chick that I just met, can't close, and Jeff has had more action from:party-smiley-004::eek:

joew. 10-06-2009 02:27 PM

Wstultz, What is the plan for rain on Sat? Bring an umbrella or Mexico by Dawn??????

tomtbone1993 10-06-2009 02:40 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2967589)
Good one Capt. deap throat..

AGGHGHHGHGHG

AAGHHHGHGHGHGHG

Atleast I am not in love with some chick that I just met, can't close, and Jeff has had more action from:party-smiley-004::eek:

ouch

wstultz 10-06-2009 02:40 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2967630)
Wstultz, What is the plan for rain on Sat? Bring an umbrella or Mexico by Dawn??????

There will be no rain......we have tents and big open covered spaces, but there will be no rain. Don't wear your heels Joe b/c you will sink in the grass.

tomtbone1993 10-06-2009 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2967638)
There will be no rain......we have tents and big open covered spaces, but there will be no rain. Don't wear your heels Joe b/c you will sink in the grass.

So what women will be there for andy & jeffro to offend, and what women will be there for spik1 to fall in love with?? I bet spik1 catches the flowers....poor fellow

tomtbone1993 10-06-2009 02:51 PM

a little preview of this weekend..

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqiw-Kqtlr0[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993 10-06-2009 02:56 PM

one of the best movies this decade..........


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK0pKyrBMl8[/YOUTUBE]

joew. 10-06-2009 03:45 PM

Good flick.

joew. 10-06-2009 03:46 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2967642)
So what women will be there for andy & jeffro to offend, and what women will be there for spik1 to fall in love with?? I bet spik1 catches the flowers....poor fellow

SPK1 Would be there with all the biatches:lolhit:

boatman22 10-06-2009 03:48 PM

So what time is everybody going Sat? I don't want to be drinking all Wade's Crown by myself.....:coolcowboy:

wstultz 10-06-2009 04:00 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2967701)
So what time is everybody going Sat? I don't want to be drinking all Wade's Crown by myself.....:coolcowboy:

Yah right, what's the Taaka version of Crown?:evilb:

joew. 10-06-2009 04:05 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/video/index.h...istId=playlist

Check it our spk1. You can catch something other then Bonita in FT L

joew. 10-06-2009 04:10 PM

http://www.obenaufauctionsonline.com...2/category/ALL

Here you go Wade. The new Stultz family truckster.

jeff1000man 10-06-2009 04:35 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2967710)
Yah right, what's the Taaka version of Crown?:evilb:

Seagrams 7

I must have gotten the flu or something. It shut me don yesterday about 8pm, and this is the first time I can really function. Eleventy Bayer aspirin. 15 Thera flu, 28 nyquil tabs.

joew. 10-06-2009 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2967725)
Seagrams 7

I must have gotten the flu or something. It shut me don yesterday about 8pm, and this is the first time I can really function. Eleventy Bayer aspirin. 15 Thera flu, 28 nyquil tabs.

It is called coming down...... You have drank heavily every day for two months.

tomtbone1993 10-06-2009 05:03 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2967730)
It is called coming down...... You have drank heavily every day for two months.

or otherwise know as a quitter......

jeff1000man 10-06-2009 05:05 PM

I was wondering if it was a litle Detox mixed in there.

jeff1000man 10-07-2009 08:13 AM

:drool::drool::drool::drool:

jeff1000man 10-07-2009 12:11 PM

Big sum *****

http://www.obenaufauctionsonline.com...enauf22/584.01

tomtbone1993 10-07-2009 12:20 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2968314)

it is time for you to sober up...joew posted that yesterday...:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 10-07-2009 12:47 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2968319)
it is time for you to sober up...joew posted that yesterday...:coolcowboy:

Oops.

jeff1000man 10-07-2009 01:47 PM

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This is what T Bone would say if he could get away with it.

tomtbone1993 10-07-2009 02:21 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2968368)
This is what T Bone would say if he could get away with it.

yes i would.....:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 10-07-2009 04:35 PM

:bunny::bunny::cuqui:

jeff1000man 10-07-2009 04:39 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2057759)
I guess I could be like you guys and TRY to fix it myself. But I like being ON the water instead of talking about the "good ole days" when your boats ran. Since I have a real job and can afford to fix my ride, I'll let you grease monkeys get back to turning wrenches while I'm having a beer at the island tomorrow! :D

Man I miss the good ole days. :bsflag:

jeff1000man 10-07-2009 04:40 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2056590)
That's no $hit. Summit racing knows me buy my middle name.

Here's a Wstultz classic.

To bad he isn't allowed to buy another boat again after saturday. :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 10-07-2009 04:43 PM

Got a verbal commitment on the excalibur today. Hope it doesn't turn into a mind deal.

jeff1000man 10-07-2009 09:38 PM

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Really DeVito, at your age?? I thought I had issues??

wstultz 10-07-2009 10:29 PM

A George Bush special for $12K.....Andy? Good for the kiddos and still a ciggy..

http://boston.en.craigslist.org/nwb/boa/1408584198.html

bigandy 10-07-2009 10:40 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2968804)
A George Bush special for $12K.....Andy? Good for the kiddos and still a ciggy..

http://boston.en.craigslist.org/nwb/boa/1408584198.html

that thing is as ugly as home made soap...

BY U BOY 10-08-2009 07:40 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2968763)
Really DeVito, at your age?? I thought I had issues??

Nothing like a few beers on sunday nite:party-smiley-020:

bigandy 10-08-2009 08:15 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2968919)
Nothing like a few beers on sunday nite:party-smiley-020:

to give your customers ANOTHER reason not to buy from you...

you should have been at the lot for the 2 hours after church gets out passing out your business cards to people...

the Lsu shirt says it all, anybody that likes those french fried canadian figgots hates america? question, would you rather work hard and be a millionare and have everything you want OR not work at all, be comfortable and have everything you want???

jeff1000man 10-08-2009 08:54 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2968940)
to give your customers ANOTHER reason not to buy from you...

you should have been at the lot for the 2 hours after church gets out passing out your business cards to people...

the Lsu shirt says it all, anybody that likes those french fried canadian figgots hates america? question, would you rather work hard and be a millionare and have everything you want OR not work at all, be comfortable and have everything you want???

I am starting to come around to the later way of thinking. Either that, or I have drank to much of the rasbery vodka lately.

joew. 10-08-2009 10:24 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2968973)
I am starting to come around to the later way of thinking. Either that, or I have drank to much of the rasbery vodka lately.

I love reading about you two azz clowns working hard. Fu(kin awesome.

Work=Job

:evilb:

jeff1000man 10-08-2009 10:30 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2969051)
I love reading about you two azz clowns working hard. Fu(kin awesome.

Work=Job

:evilb:

We work really hard at not working hard.


Oh wait, this is better, stop me if you've heard it before.

"I love hard work, I can watch people do it all day"

joew. 10-08-2009 10:54 AM

couple of new repos I have picked out for you boys

Wade
http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3998

Tbone
http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=4001

jeff1000man 10-08-2009 11:11 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2969074)

I saw that scarab. Someone spent some coin on it. Wade is no longer allowed to own a boat, so stop teasing him with them.

That spectre is bad azz. Take the tunnel tab off it and it will probably be reasonable to insure. About 3K a year +-

I had one just like it quoted last year at 100K hull value and that was the quote.

tomtbone1993 10-08-2009 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2969080)
I
That spectre is bad azz. Take the tunnel tab off it and it will probably be reasonable to insure. About 3K a year +-

I had one just like it quoted last year at 100K hull value and that was the quote.

What difference does the tunnel tab make to the insurance company??

jeff1000man 10-08-2009 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2969087)
What difference does the tunnel tab make to the insurance company??

Trust me, it affects handling and overall speed and makes the speed calculator take into the next speed bracket. If you take it off, you can claim it does under 110, which is the underwriting cut off, even though it is faster than that. With the tunnel tab, there is no way they will buy into it not going over 110.

I have all ready had this discussion with everyone except Sy. Save your breath.


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