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BY U BOY 10-15-2007 12:36 PM

did we ever find out which waitress accidentally got a 5k chip for a tip??

BY U BOY 10-15-2007 12:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2306222)
wet down the elevator, punch lefty in the nose, try to hit a navigator with a golf ball, try to run over wstultz with a golf cart, flip bigandy out his floating recliner, throw a cookie at the bufet, etc,etc,etc,

don't forget the golf ball that was inches from my face at 200mph:violent-smiley-045::Din the wrong direction.

bigandy 10-15-2007 12:37 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2306224)
did we ever find out which waitress accidently got a 5k chip for a tip??

mitch...

jeff1000man 10-15-2007 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2306224)
did we ever find out which waitress accidently got a 5k chip for a tip??

I wish I knew because even I could get laid with one of those.

jeff1000man 10-15-2007 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2306227)
mitch...

Right:hitfan::ernaehrung004:

joew. 10-15-2007 12:39 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2306219)
and looking for your room for 11 hours sleeping in an elevator and pissing yourself:hitfan:

That never happened. As much stupid chit as I did and ya'll still make stuff up. What is up w/ that.:violent-smiley-045:

BY U BOY 10-15-2007 12:40 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2306231)
That never happened. As much stupid chit as I did and ya'll still make stuff up. What is up w/ that.:violent-smiley-045:

because you actually believed it for a while:ernaehrung004:


how about pushing lefty in the water 5 times with an alligator right there.

txlefty 10-15-2007 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2306228)
I wish I knew because even I could get laid with one of those.

SLOW DOWN THERE DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY!!!

BY U BOY 10-15-2007 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2306227)
mitch...

I'm sure your right.

BY U BOY 10-15-2007 12:42 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2306235)
SLOW DOWN THERE DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY!!!

:D:D

BIP!

joew. 10-15-2007 12:42 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2306228)
I wish I knew because even I could get laid with one of those.

No, no you couldn't....

jeff1000man 10-15-2007 12:42 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2306232)
because you actually believed it for a while:ernaehrung004:


how about pushing lefty in the water 5 times with an alligator right there.

Even that alligator was not dumb enough to try and bite into gissly old Txlefty.

jeff1000man 10-15-2007 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2306239)
No, no you couldn't....

Azz

BY U BOY 10-15-2007 12:43 PM

Wade owes me 106 golf balls:rolleyes::food-smiley-007:

txlefty 10-15-2007 12:43 PM

Yeah I loved walking through the casino looking like a drowned rat! But a drunk drowned rat!:cool-smiley-027:

joew. 10-15-2007 12:44 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2306226)
don't forget the golf ball that was inches from my face at 200mph:violent-smiley-045::Din the wrong direction.

That was when I wasn't drunk. So consider yourself lucky.

BY U BOY 10-15-2007 12:46 PM

Tammy Thanks for making me do 16 jello shots in a row.:ernaehrung004:

joew. 10-15-2007 12:47 PM

Soooooooo, did anyone ever see spick 1 gamble. I think he only spent 17.00 all weekend.

txlefty 10-15-2007 12:49 PM

How many beers and jell-o shots does it take to put out a motor fire???

BY U BOY 10-15-2007 12:49 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2306250)
Soooooooo, did anyone ever see spick 1 gamble. I think he only spent 17.00 all weekend.

he said he was playing high limit slots. I think he ment to say he was looking for high limit sluts:hitfan::cool-smiley-026:

jeff1000man 10-15-2007 12:50 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2306254)
How many beers and jell-o shots does it take to put out a motor fire???

At that point, I don't think there were any left. You guys were puttin em down pretty fast.

jeff1000man 10-15-2007 12:51 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2306255)
he said he was playing high limit slots. I think he ment to say he was looking for high limit studs:hitfan::cool-smiley-026:

:rolleyes:

txlefty 10-15-2007 12:55 PM

The only table I saw SPK1 at was the Buffet table! He came out a huge winner...:cool-smiley-027:

The only thing he was splittin was chicken fried steak!

joew. 10-15-2007 01:05 PM

Suck it Trebek!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyymx...elated&search=

BY U BOY 10-15-2007 01:20 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2306272)

nice!

wstultz 10-15-2007 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2306254)
How many beers and jell-o shots does it take to put out a motor fire???


I don't know but it takes 10 drunk retards.

BY U BOY 10-15-2007 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2306315)
I don't know but it takes 10 drunk retards.

are you working on the video from our boat.

I'm looking forward to sseing 3 hours of the nor-tec not getting on it:rolleyes::D

wstultz 10-15-2007 01:51 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2306324)
are you working on the video from our boat.

I'm looking forward to sseing 3 hours of the nor-tec not getting on it:rolleyes::D

That is in the hands of Jeffwoman1000. It was his camera.

txlefty 10-15-2007 01:53 PM

is that the same nor-tech that made it there and back????:rolleyes::cool-smiley-011:

Bastardos !!!:party-smiley-048:

spk1 10-15-2007 02:13 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2306250)
Soooooooo, did anyone ever see spick 1 gamble. I think he only spent 17.00 all weekend.

Yea,, I gambled plenty Im down more than $1200. But thanks for the "punch me in the stomach and kick in the nutz", just in case the feeling from the casino, was not enough.. :rolleyes: But no matter how much I lost,,, I dont think the dealer would have thrown a metal trash can at me. :evilb:

spk1 10-15-2007 02:20 PM

My favorate moment fromt he whole trip was when tom asked steve web how long he knew me,, and tom says " oh Ive been friends with kevin for 20 years,,, he used to take me to and from school in his jeep back before I could drive,,".
Steve looks at me and them him,, sayss wowww thats a longgg timmee!?!?,, and then tom with out skipping a beat says hey kev,, my dad joe and I are riding home with steve,, so your on your own. :violent-smiley-045: priceless. :D

bigandy 10-15-2007 02:21 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2306364)
Yea,, I gambled plenty Im down more than $1200. But thanks for the "punch me in the stomach and kick in the nutz", just in case the feeling from the casino, was not enough.. :rolleyes: But no matter how much I lost,,, I dont think the dealer would have thrown a metal trash can at me. :evilb:

ya but think of all the money you save not owning a boat and i know you had three thousand dollars worth of robster craws!!!

spk1 10-15-2007 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2306377)
ya but think of all the money you save not owning a boat and i know you had three thousand dollars worth of robster craws!!!

Screww the lobster claws,, the beef jerky and cape cod chips,, hit the spot on the way home from lake view. :D

bigandy 10-15-2007 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2306379)
Screww the lobster claws,, the beef jerky and cape cod chips,, hit the spot on the way home from lake view. :D

dont act like that was the only food on the floor of your car, McDonalds has less french fries than you do in your car and Wal-mart would be impressed with your assortment of Candy....


That and you take it in the can!

txlefty 10-15-2007 02:28 PM

I rode to Papas in SPK1's car and it look like a dumping ground for lost Sonic, McDonald's, and jack in the Box wrappers! And thanks for finishing off the chips and jerky Di(k!

spk1 10-15-2007 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2306385)
I rode to Papas in SPK1's car and it look like a dumping ground for lost Sonic, McDonald's, and jack in the Box wrappers! And thanks for finishing off the chips and jerky Di(k!

hmmm,, let me add a few to the things I wish I didnt say at lauberge.

Hit me (to the dealer) not joe w.
Double down
Im going to get another plate of the yellow.
Dont push lefty in anymore joe, I dont think he can swim back anymore.
Why did you hit lefty in the nose?


:evilb:

Trojan-man 10-15-2007 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2306364)
Yea,, I gambled plenty Im down more than $1200. But thanks for the "punch me in the stomach and kick in the nutz", just in case the feeling from the casino, was not enough.. :rolleyes: But no matter how much I lost,,, I dont think the dealer would have thrown a metal trash can at me. :evilb:

I think we are adding that to joew's tab :angry-smiley-038::angry-smiley-038::nhl_fight:

Trojan-man 10-15-2007 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2306396)
hmmm,, let me add a few to the things I wish I didnt say at lauberge.

Hit me (to the dealer) not joe w.
Double down
Im going to get another plate of the yellow.
Dont push lefty in anymore joe, I dont think he can swim back anymore.
Why did you hit lefty in the nose?


:evilb:

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 10-15-2007 03:01 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2306342)
That is in the hands of Jeffwoman1000. It was his camera.

Jeff !!!!!!!! Where is the video already ?? Hurry up and I will buy you a plate of the yellow... :ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 10-15-2007 03:21 PM

Damn, it is raining it fu(kin a$$ off here !!!!!


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