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Trojan-man 10-15-2007 07:40 PM

I'll give him a BIP

Always Late 10-15-2007 08:17 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2306650)
I guess buying a bunch of old broken shyt that will never run saves thousands on gas money. :evilb::party-smiley-048::evilb:

It did'nt save me any gas money!!!!!!:readinghelp:

jeff1000man 10-15-2007 08:21 PM


Originally Posted by Always Late (Post 2306820)
It did'nt save me any gas money!!!!!!:readinghelp:

I offered.

Where do you want me to send your windbreaker?

jeff1000man 10-15-2007 09:20 PM

Lefty

http://www.go-fast.com/trs_drive_gear_failures.htm

bigandy 10-15-2007 09:42 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2306615)
We need a list of the top ten one liners from that trip. Who can make a pole and we can vote on it.

I heard you take a pole!! ( in the can )

bigandy 10-15-2007 09:58 PM

hurry up and pay him before he splits it (blackjack)

i would like to nominate that as one of the funniest

Trojan-man 10-15-2007 10:01 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2306945)
hurry up and pay him before he splits it (blackjack)

i would like to nominate that as one of the funniest

I nominate "I guess they need to make that boat in 4-wheel drive"

BY U BOY 10-16-2007 09:03 AM

Sir, is the half dead guy in the tube with you? He is scaring the kids.

bigandy 10-16-2007 09:04 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/41-Wi...QQcmdZViewItem

somebody buy this!!

bigandy 10-16-2007 09:05 AM

nominate: what the huck is the fold up!!

BY U BOY 10-16-2007 09:06 AM

SPK1 takes it in the can:D

what are you doing up this early?

spk1 10-16-2007 10:06 AM

Im watching a rocky marathon on tv, :D

txlefty 10-16-2007 10:14 AM

Mornin' biatches !!!!

Looks like a wonderful day to sell waterfront property! :hitfan:

Remeber SPK1 " It's all you can eat..Not Eat All You Can "

spk1 10-16-2007 10:15 AM

Holy Shyt theres Smoke comming out of your GPS hole! :D

Trojan-man 10-16-2007 10:19 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2307307)
Holy Shyt theres Smoke comming out of your GPS hole! :D

"What did you call me???" :ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027:

wstultz 10-16-2007 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2307307)
Holy Shyt theres Smoke comming out of your GPS hole! :D



You GPS-hole!:D:D:D

wstultz 10-16-2007 10:22 AM

I think that barge captain just $hit his pants!

wstultz 10-16-2007 10:23 AM

And the all time best line------"Suck It Trebek!"


"We have hit a new low."

wstultz 10-16-2007 10:24 AM

Spick 1, your sun glasses are in my truck.

spk1 10-16-2007 10:29 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2307323)
Spick 1, your sun glasses are in my truck.

I was wondering where those things went,, :cool:

spk1 10-16-2007 10:32 AM

I'll have a plate of the yellow.

joew. 10-16-2007 11:00 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2307332)
I'll have a plate of the yellow.

What the hell is the yellow that you keep talkin about?????

BY U BOY 10-16-2007 11:05 AM

>A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that
>
> > >her body hurt wherever she touched it.
>
> > >
>
> > >'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.'
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> > >
>
> > >The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed,
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> > >then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her
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> > >knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
>
> > >Everywhere she touched made her scream.
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> > >
>
> > >The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
>
> > >
>
> > >'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
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> > >
>
> > >'I thought so,' the doctor said. 'Your finger is broken.'
>

Trojan-man 10-16-2007 11:05 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2307354)
What the hell is the yellow that you keep talkin about?????

Vegas Vacation

"Clark...this is a buffett, we only need one plate"

"Yeah I'll have some of the yellow oh and some of the blue"

spk1 10-16-2007 11:05 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2307354)
What the hell is the yellow that you keep talkin about?????

Vegas vacation,,, :cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 10-16-2007 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2307354)
What the hell is the yellow that you keep talkin about?????

Your tooth :D:D:D:cool-smiley-027:

joew. 10-16-2007 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2307368)
Your tooth :D:D:D:cool-smiley-027:

fu(k off:violent-smiley-045:

tomtbone1993 10-16-2007 11:59 AM

Can any one tell me who won the LSU game on Saturday??? I will be back to play later....:)

txlefty 10-16-2007 12:16 PM

Kentucky 43; LSU 37 in triple overtime.

BY U BOY 10-16-2007 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2307411)
Can any one tell me who won the LSU game on Saturday??? I will be back to play later....:)

di(k:violent-smiley-045:

joew. 10-16-2007 01:18 PM

Someone needs to get in touch w/ Mitch. He has some awsome pics from the trip.

Trojan-man 10-16-2007 01:37 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2307428)
Kentucky 43; LSU 37 in triple overtime.

LSU takes it in the can, the whole team :D:D

Trojan-man 10-16-2007 01:38 PM

Where is the video ?? I know jeffman1000engines isn't working today :ernaehrung004:

joew. 10-16-2007 01:38 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2307501)
LSU takes it in the can, the whole team :D:D

"Like your mother likes it huh Trebek!"

tomtbone1993 10-16-2007 01:39 PM

LSU got a beating bigger than Jeff1000man did from the casino:)

BY U BOY 10-16-2007 01:59 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2307501)
LSU takes it in the can, the whole team :D:D

Trojan boat owners take it in the can from mainship owners.

BY U BOY 10-16-2007 02:03 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2307505)
LSU got a beating bigger than Jeff1000man did from the casino:)

I wouldn't call 6 points a big beating.

tomtbone1993 10-16-2007 02:40 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2307527)
I wouldn't call 6 points a big beating.

I wouldn't call slowing down to switch gas tanks "hitting a sand bar at 70MPH" either......but it appears you might have had one to many Jello shots.......:cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 10-16-2007 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2307527)
I wouldn't call 6 points a big beating.

I would'nt call it a win either......:):)

BY U BOY 10-16-2007 02:55 PM

I just got fu(king layed off so if any one has a job i could sure use it.


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