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BY U BOY 12-10-2007 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2366546)
Jenn Air....Jenni they all kiss my azz:cool-smiley-011:

your not man enough for Jenni.:angry-smiley-038::grinser010:

tomtbone1993 12-10-2007 05:12 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2366568)
your not man enough for Jenni.:angry-smiley-038::grinser010:

she told me she had a thing for taller guys:evilb:

boatman22 12-10-2007 05:15 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2366183)
It was discused on this thread for the last 2 weeks......:cool-smiley-011:

I guess I better start reading all the BS and between the lines:angry-smiley-038:

On Time 12-10-2007 05:27 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2366628)
I guess I better start reading all the BS and between the lines:angry-smiley-038:

Some of the code is undecipherable

bigandy 12-10-2007 05:31 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2366625)
she told me she had a thing for taller guys:evilb:

that does not really narrow it down... everybody not born in china is taller!!!

boatman22 12-10-2007 06:00 PM

Short...who's short.....:party-smiley-004:

spk1 12-10-2007 06:33 PM

Im back biatchess,,, :evilb:. There was a london convention down in vegas (they all went to see the fight),, good thing I didnt bring you yahoo's or we would be in jail,, lol,, I watched two english dudes on their way to the fight,, walk past two texas cowboys and their girlfriends that were standing in the valet waiting for their "cowboy truck" like wades, (world rodeo finals in vegas as well) and the english guys (drunk) are like hey where can we get some of those cowboy and indian out fits like that,, lol,, Its confirmed,,,, dont mess with Texas,, They kicked the shyt out of them, and went to jail,,the english guys went in the ambulance. :evilb:

spk1 12-10-2007 06:34 PM

I got back to the house in galveston,, and the neighbor has a brand new sea ray 44 express, tied up outside. :eek:

On Time 12-10-2007 06:49 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2366746)
Im back biatchess,,, :evilb:. There was a london convention down in vegas (they all went to see the fight),, good thing I didnt bring you yahoo's or we would be in jail,, lol,, I watched two english dudes on their way to the fight,, walk past two texas cowboys and their girlfriends that were standing in the valet waiting for their "cowboy truck" like wades, (world rodeo finals in vegas as well) and the english guys (drunk) are like hey where can we get some of those cowboy and indian out fits like that,, lol,, Its confirmed,,,, dont mess with Texas,, They kicked the shyt out of them, and went to jail,,the english guys went in the ambulance. :evilb:

God Bless Texas !

tomtbone1993 12-10-2007 06:53 PM

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jeff1000man 12-10-2007 07:36 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2366746)
Im back biatchess,,, :evilb:. There was a london convention down in vegas (they all went to see the fight),, good thing I didnt bring you yahoo's or we would be in jail,, lol,, I watched two english dudes on their way to the fight,, walk past two texas cowboys and their girlfriends that were standing in the valet waiting for their "cowboy truck" like wades, (world rodeo finals in vegas as well) and the english guys (drunk) are like hey where can we get some of those cowboy and indian out fits like that,, lol,, Its confirmed,,,, dont mess with Texas,, They kicked the shyt out of them, and went to jail,,the english guys went in the ambulance. :evilb:

Spk1 is a shady character for not taking any of us to Vegas with him. I wonder who his secret traveling companion was? I bet it was 1 or 2 rather larger men. :eek::grinser010::party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 12-10-2007 07:47 PM

Check out the cabin on this thing. Pretty cool

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Advan...QQcmdZViewItem

bigandy 12-10-2007 08:56 PM

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e5714a96a4

suk it trebek gone crazy!!

Trojan-man 12-10-2007 10:49 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2366945)

LOL !!!! :evilb: that is money

tomtbone1993 12-11-2007 05:56 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2366945)

nice find....

bigandy 12-11-2007 06:59 AM

http://www.wqad.com/Global/link.asp?L=259460

wstultz 12-11-2007 09:19 AM

Here byu biatch or spick. It looks to be in decent shape although the pics look old. Your old lady will love the name.


http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o20222-en.html

On Time 12-11-2007 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2367208)

V O T E
R O N P A U L
P R E S I D E N T 2 0 0 8 ! !

Trojan-man 12-11-2007 09:41 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2367415)
V O T E
R O N P A U L
P R E S I D E N T 2 0 0 8 ! !

Who the heck is ron paul ??

and who is Joe Biden ??? :party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 12-11-2007 09:42 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2367413)
Here byu biatch or spick. It looks to be in decent shape although the pics look old. Your old lady will love the name.


http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o20222-en.html

Nice name !!!!!!! :evilb: that guy is my hero :D:drink:

BY U BOY 12-11-2007 09:51 AM

talked to him just before i lost my job. The boat has Alpha drives. When sarah saw the boat she was like yea what the fu9k was he thinking with the name.:D

tomtbone1993 12-11-2007 10:01 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2367468)
talked to him just before i lost my job. The boat has Alpha drives. When sarah saw the boat she was like yea what the fu9k was he thinking with the name.:D

i already knew you had an excuse of why you wouldn't buy it.....:cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 12-11-2007 10:17 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2367484)
i already knew you had an excuse of why you wouldn't buy it.....:cool-smiley-011:

He has a Rolodex full of them categorized by type.

Girlfriend, wrong color, wrong drive type, dog wouldn't like it, etc.... :eek:

Trojan-man 12-11-2007 10:24 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2367505)
He has a Rolodex full of them categorized by type.

Girlfriend, wrong color, wrong drive type, dog wouldn't like it, etc.... :eek:

BIP :evilb::evilb::angry-smiley-038:

Trojan-man 12-11-2007 10:27 AM

We all need to take a lesson on giving and caring from By U Boy. I think he is the only one out of all of us that would buy a boat that his old lady likes.

I mean, think about it....wstultz saying, "megan, what do you think about this one?" Just turns him instantly gay :D :evilb:

Bigandy...."Marryanne, do you think we would make a cute couple in this boat?" ........just doesn't work :evilb:

tomtbone1993 12-11-2007 10:27 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2367505)
He has a Rolodex full of them categorized by type.

Girlfriend, wrong color, wrong drive type, dog wouldn't like it, etc.... :eek:

:evilb::evilb::evilb: this is true

tomtbone1993 12-11-2007 10:31 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2367518)
We all need to take a lesson on giving and caring from By U Boy. I think he is the only one out of all of us that would buy a boat that his old lady likes.

I mean, think about it....wstultz saying, "megan, what do you think about this one?" Just turns him instantly gay :D :evilb:

Bigandy...."Marryanne, do you think we would make a cute couple in this boat?" ........just doesn't work :evilb:



Giving & Caring????? I call it P-Whipped.....


K and I's wedding night I took off my pants and asked her to try them on. She did and said they where to big. I let her know then she would never be able to fill the pants in the family:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY 12-11-2007 10:34 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2367484)
i already knew you had an excuse of why you wouldn't buy it.....:cool-smiley-011:

yeah because i wanted that hustler and then oh yea i was jobless di(k

BY U BOY 12-11-2007 10:35 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2367505)
He has a Rolodex full of them categorized by type.

Girlfriend, wrong color, wrong drive type, dog wouldn't like it, etc.... :eek:

sorry if i don't want to loose 50% of my chit after i get married because of a boat:angry-smiley-038:

When i find the one i really like i will get it so go watch some asian porn:drink:

BY U BOY 12-11-2007 10:37 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2367520)
:evilb::evilb::evilb: this is true

and i have standards of the boat i want thats why i dont look at beaks:D

BY U BOY 12-11-2007 10:39 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2367518)
We all need to take a lesson on giving and caring from By U Boy. I think he is the only one out of all of us that would buy a boat that his old lady likes.

I mean, think about it....wstultz saying, "megan, what do you think about this one?" Just turns him instantly gay :D :evilb:

Bigandy...."Marryanne, do you think we would make a cute couple in this boat?" ........just doesn't work :evilb:

you prices just went up on the appliances and you will never see another cookie ever.:drink:

BY U BOY 12-11-2007 10:41 AM

It could be worse. Sarah wants a crusier. I told her i can't be gay like trojanman:)

jeff1000man 12-11-2007 10:47 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2367536)
sorry if i don't want to loose 50% of my chit after i get married because of a boat:angry-smiley-038:

When i find the one i really like i will get it so go watch some asian porn:drink:

Gettign a boat as a consequence to getting married is probably a better alternative.

I think you should use the Bigandy philosophy.

One of the girls, I don't remember which one, asked Maryann at the christmass party when her and Andy were getting married.

The answer went something like "choke on drink, slight spit, chuckle, chuckle. Yeah right. That is going to happen ever?"

Sounds like he has his chit together. I can give you his number if you want to take some lessons. :party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 12-11-2007 10:51 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2367554)
Gettign a boat as a consequence to getting married is probably a better alternative.

I think you should use the Bigandy philosophy.

One of the girls, I don't remember which one, asked Maryann at the christmass party when her and Andy were getting married.

The answer went something like "choke on drink, slight spit, chuckle, chuckle. Yeah right. That is going to happen ever?"

Sounds like he has his chit together. I can give you his number if you want to take some lessons. :party-smiley-004:

.
let me know when someone ask your girl when you 2 are getting married:drink::food-smiley-007:

jeff1000man 12-11-2007 10:56 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2367564)
.
let me know when someone ask your girl when you 2 are getting married:drink::food-smiley-007:

I will be sure to let you know.

BY U BOY 12-11-2007 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2367572)
I will be sure to let you know.

Whats the deal on the nova?

jeff1000man 12-11-2007 11:00 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2367576)
Whats the deal on the nova?

Going this weekend. You wanna ride?

BY U BOY 12-11-2007 11:03 AM

Ok i will set one thing straight. I enjoy boating with my friends and my loved ones. If Sarah does not like the boat then she does not come boating with me there for i lose on of the things i enjoy about boating.


so bust my balls all you want. When i find the boat that i like and sarah likes we will get it. So until then call me what you will.:rolleyes:

BY U BOY 12-11-2007 11:04 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2367580)
Going this weekend. You wanna ride?

where?when?

I have to work all day sat.:angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 12-11-2007 11:05 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2367588)
Ok i will set one thing straight. I enjoy boating with my friends and my loved ones. If Sarah does not like the boat then she does not come boating with me there for i lose on of the things i enjoy about boating.


so bust my balls all you want. When i find the boat that i like and sarah likes we will get it. So until then call me what you will.:rolleyes:

Testify brotha.

I enjoy seeing your woman on the boat also. :evilb:


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