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Trojan-man 12-18-2007 11:39 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2375878)
You give people too much credit,,lol, I bet the guys like yeaa,,, these dumbasses really believe that after only 15hrs of training (probably just enough time to teach you how to hammer the throttles and take off, no landing prep in the first 15hrs :grinser010:),, they can fly a real fighter jet,, he makes sure the insurance is paid off and set at a $2million replacement valluve,, then sends you up to crash. collects his $2 mil,, and puts another one up forsale on ebay, lol :drink:

15 hours my azz !!!! They wont even let you solo in a tin can cessna 152 until you have over 10 hours....and this is a fighter jet !!! LOL !!!!

schk..schk...tower this is old azz fighter jet request permission to come in hot for a crash landing :evilb::evilb:

and its more like cancel your life insurance instead of doubling it !!

tomtbone1993 12-18-2007 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2375889)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cessn...QQcmdZViewItem

2 monkeys transportation takes to the sky! :evilb:

I know how to fly that one, I took my lessons in Cessna 150:cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 12-18-2007 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2375896)
I know how to fly that one, I took my lessons in Cessna 150:cool-smiley-011:

Thats not a bad deal for that 172 and its IFR rated.

What happens when you and joe fly together and he touches the sticks ?? :evilb::angry-smiley-038:

spk1 12-18-2007 12:11 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2375913)
Thats not a bad deal for that 172 and its IFR rated.

What happens when you and joe fly together and he touches the sticks ?? :evilb::angry-smiley-038:

I guess obviously, you get insanely jealous, and hijack the plane. Quit obsessing trojan-man, I have no interest in stealing joe from you,, he and I are just friends,, I keep telling you that. :evilb:

spk1 12-18-2007 12:12 PM

Anybody want to do Margaritas for lunch Today?

tomtbone1993 12-18-2007 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2375913)
Thats not a bad deal for that 172 and its IFR rated.

What happens when you and joe fly together and he touches the sticks ?? :evilb::angry-smiley-038:

This is a video of JoeW. flyin with me:cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 12-18-2007 12:32 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2375949)
Anybody want to do Margaritas for lunch Today?

Oh, Oh, Oh, MEMEMEMEMEMEME

jeff1000man 12-18-2007 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2375967)
This is a video of JoeW. flyin with me:cool-smiley-011:

Oh that is funny, funny, funny :evilb::eek:

Trojan-man 12-18-2007 12:39 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2375967)
This is a video of JoeW. flyin with me:cool-smiley-011:

NICE !!! LOL !!!! Perfect timing on the stall right as the bag is filling up !!! :evilb:

jeff1000man 12-18-2007 12:48 PM

If your looking at planes, this is the one to get.

20k more and twice the air speed.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/67-Mo...QQcmdZViewItem

jeff1000man 12-18-2007 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2376002)
NICE !!! LOL !!!! Perfect timing on the stall right as the bag is filling up !!! :evilb:

Him and his buddy laughing their azzes off while they are doing it.

great stuff.

joew. 12-18-2007 12:56 PM

What not only do I have to hear about you clowns never buying a boat we are doin it with planes??? And what is up with you ***s fighting over me???? You guys all take it in the can.:evilb:

spk1 12-18-2007 01:04 PM

MArgaritas?, I am on the phone for a few more minutes,

Trojan-man 12-18-2007 01:05 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2376024)
What not only do I have to hear about you clowns never buying a boat we are doin it with planes??? And what is up with you ***s fighting over me???? You guys all take it in the can.:evilb:

Nobody is fighting over you captain caveman. Whenever your name is mentioned, spick1's ears perk up like someone is going to take you away from him.......:cool-smiley-011::eek:

jeff1000man 12-18-2007 01:11 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2376039)
MArgaritas?, I am on the phone for a few more minutes,

When you get off of the phone sex hotline, give us a call. I am heading towards town. Lefty is there all ready. Colter said something earlier about meeting up, but since it is after his usuall lunchtime, he is probably out.

what do you think? 1:45?

jeff1000man 12-18-2007 01:12 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2376041)
Nobody is fighting over you captain caveman. Whenever your name is mentioned, spick1's ears perk up like someone is going to take you away from him.......:cool-smiley-011::eek:

Spk1 is just paranoid that Joew is going to try and stab someone with a fork, or pistol whip with a lazertag gun and he doesn't want it to be him. :angry-smiley-038::grinser010::party-smiley-004:

spk1 12-18-2007 01:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2376047)
When you get off of the phone sex hotline, give us a call. I am heading towards town. Lefty is there all ready. Colter said something earlier about meeting up, but since it is after his usuall lunchtime, he is probably out.

what do you think? 1:45?

1:45 it is,, Margaritas, Trojan, joew, I expect to see you two there.

joew. 12-18-2007 01:15 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2376059)
Spk1 is just paranoid that Joew is going to try and stab someone with a fork, or pistol whip with a lazertag gun and he doesn't want it to be him. :angry-smiley-038::grinser010::party-smiley-004:

For the record I was the one who got stabed w/ a fork:mad:

spk1 12-18-2007 01:20 PM

Turn on your phone Trojan man

spk1 12-18-2007 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2376064)
For the record I was the one who got stabed w/ a fork:mad:

And held at knife point. :angry-smiley-038:

spk1 12-18-2007 01:26 PM

OH SHyTTT!!! TroJan Mann IS comming,,, JoeW says fu(k the fooood Im just drinking today,,, jefff is getting the Rhino Ready for an after Lunch 4X4 Adventure, but he is commingg too,, Lefty says Fu(k it Im in!, and the rest of you better starts faking a stomach ache,, and get out of work and meeet us! :evilb::drink::evilb:

wstultz 12-18-2007 02:06 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2376089)
OH SHyTTT!!! TroJan Mann IS comming,,, JoeW says fu(k the fooood Im just drinking today,,, jefff is getting the Rhino Ready for an after Lunch 4X4 Adventure, but he is commingg too,, Lefty says Fu(k it Im in!, and the rest of you better starts faking a stomach ache,, and get out of work and meeet us! :evilb::drink::evilb:

FU( K all of you unemployed and half employed biatches!!!

and yes, I am jealous.

tomtbone1993 12-18-2007 03:02 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2376089)
OH SHyTTT!!! TroJan Mann IS comming,,, JoeW says fu(k the fooood Im just drinking today,,, jefff is getting the Rhino Ready for an after Lunch 4X4 Adventure, but he is commingg too,, Lefty says Fu(k it Im in!, and the rest of you better starts faking a stomach ache,, and get out of work and meeet us! :evilb::drink::evilb:

you guys enjoy your Tuesday Manfest......I am making tons of money working the Lakeview Marina ramp today:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

spk1 12-18-2007 03:58 PM

FAjitas were good,, Now I am in the process of planning the Galveston Bayhouse party,, let me know some dates that would be good for all to attend. :drink:

boatman22 12-18-2007 05:11 PM

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OK spk1, I found you the perfect boat: 2002 32’ Warlock Euro, twin 377 Scorpions external steering B1 out drives with triple axle trailer. Needs exhaust manifolds. It has EMI exhaust. Tailpipes look good. Interested? I took these with my cell phone so their not great.

jeff1000man 12-18-2007 05:45 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...MEWA:IT&ih=002

Killer deal probably

Trojan-man 12-18-2007 08:42 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2376442)
OK spk1, I found you the perfect boat: 2002 32’ Warlock Euro, twin 377 Scorpions external steering B1 out drives with triple axle trailer. Needs exhaust manifolds. It has EMI exhaust. Tailpipes look good. Interested? I took these with my cell phone so their not great.

Nice boat Boatman !! Unfortunately your efforts have been wasted....he will never buy a boat.

We learned today that he used to spend the night on the USS Alabama in cub scouts and tell his friends he was going to buy a battleship one day :evilb::evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 12-18-2007 08:43 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2376332)
FAjitas were good,, Now I am in the process of planning the Galveston Bayhouse party,, let me know some dates that would be good for all to attend. :drink:

leemmme see......How about now .. through............the end of time :cool-smiley-011::D

tomtbone1993 12-18-2007 08:45 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2376774)
Nice boat Boatman !! Unfortunately your efforts have been wasted....he will never buy a boat.

We learned today that he used to spend the night on the USS Alabama in cub scouts and tell his friends he was going to buy a battleship one day :evilbevilb:

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 12-18-2007 08:49 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2375463)

am i the only one who thought this was funny

spk1 12-18-2007 08:57 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2376774)
Nice boat Boatman !! Unfortunately your efforts have been wasted....he will never buy a boat.

We learned today that he used to spend the night on the USS Alabama in cub scouts and tell his friends he was going to buy a battleship one day :evilb::evilb::evilb:

Thats it!!!!!,, Im going to brave my homophobia,, and tape your pink business cards in the mens room at la bares. :evilb: :angry-smiley-038:

Trojan-man 12-18-2007 08:58 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2376786)
am i the only one who thought this was funny

Sorry tboner, I forgot to give props......it was very funny.....I was laughing at it at lunch you jew mudda fucca you !! :eek:

tomtbone1993 12-18-2007 09:02 PM

take it to the chat boys

Trojan-man 12-18-2007 09:04 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2376796)
Thats it!!!!!,, Im going to brave my homophobia,, and tape your pink business cards in the mens room at la bares. :angry-smiley-038:

You won't stand out too much at la bares with your chrome shirt and your designer jeans :evilb::evilb: and I am sure the braving will not be too difficult either :drink::cool-smiley-011:

spk1 12-18-2007 09:40 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2376808)
You won't stand out too much at la bares with your chrome shirt and your designer jeans :evilb::evilb: and I am sure the braving will not be too difficult either :drink::cool-smiley-011:

I thought you were working? :cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 12-18-2007 11:27 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2376835)
I thought you were working? :cool-smiley-011:

I was biotch, but now I am done. I typed that before you stalked me in the chat room :D:cool-smiley-011::party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 12-18-2007 11:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2376786)
am i the only one who thought this was funny

That was some good editing.

On Time 12-19-2007 09:21 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2376183)
FU( K all of you unemployed and half employed biatches!!!

and yes, I am jealous.

Boy ain't THAT the truth. SOMEBODY has got to do the work around here... But I am getting sick of 10-12 hr workdays.:mad:

BY U BOY 12-19-2007 10:33 AM

SPK1 here is your next boat:drink:
http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=16784

spk1 12-19-2007 10:41 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2377195)

I saw that last night, its beautiful,, but at that price IM sure the hull not salvagable. :mad:


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