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BY U BOY 12-15-2007 03:32 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2373114)
5 months.......is that the express delivery service ?? I need them in about a week or two...:food-smiley-007:

you may want to read that again.....


What do you need shoot me over a list and i will get you some prices.

jeff1000man 12-15-2007 03:34 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2373101)
Jeff take a look at this may be worth you buying for the parts.
the exaust alone is worth it.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/21-Sc...spagenameZWDVW

I would think that 1500 would be all that the boat was worth with a 500hp big block, running, and the name "current obsesion" written on the back :evilb:

Really, I guess that was a deal for the parts, but omeone else got it. I could have put that engine in my yellow car. :D

tomtbone1993 12-15-2007 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2373137)
you may want to read that again.....


What do you need shoot me over a list and i will get you some prices.

do you really call yourself a salesman or an order taker???? 3/4 of this thread are home builders....You need to get outside the loop and take a few sales lessons


get your azz on the high chair and get him a price list:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

BTW it looks like everyone will be at JoeW's BDay bash but you.....fu(kin weak suck:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 12-15-2007 03:53 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2373120)
because it was where the non-boat owners go :evilb::eek:

:evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 12-15-2007 03:55 PM

I hate to let the cat out of the bag.....................But I already know what TxLefty got Joe for his Birthday... A free coupon for window tint at CC Plus

BY U BOY 12-15-2007 04:09 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2373161)
do you really call yourself a salesman or an order taker???? 3/4 of this thread are home builders....You need to get outside the loop and take a few sales lessons

get your azz on the high chair and get him a price list:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

BTW it looks like everyone will be at JoeW's BDay bash but you.....fu(kin weak suck

If he would tell me what he needs he will get the prices he wants.

Maybe you should take some lessons from them since i don't see them driving rovers:D

By the way BM22 your stuff will be in by thursday. So i can help you deliver it.

BY U BOY 12-15-2007 04:11 PM

sorry i can't make you bbash Joe im am going to try and see my Pops.

jeff1000man 12-15-2007 04:34 PM

What time are we meeting at outback?

tomtbone1993 12-15-2007 04:36 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2373198)
What time are we meeting at outback?

8:00PM:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 12-15-2007 04:36 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2373178)
sorry i can't make you bbash Joe im am going to try and see my Pops.

good spend some time with your pops....

jeff1000man 12-15-2007 04:37 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2373200)
8:00PM:cool-smiley-011:

Should I get there at 7 and rope off the bar area with the yellow crime scene tape? :angry-smiley-038::evilb::eek::drink:

tomtbone1993 12-15-2007 04:43 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2373204)
Should I get there at 7 and rope off the bar area with the yellow crime scene tape? :angry-smiley-038drink:

might be a good idea.......I sure hope Preston rembers we are comming:):)

Trojan-man 12-16-2007 01:00 PM

:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:

jeff1000man 12-16-2007 01:12 PM

:drool::drool::drool:

jeff1000man 12-16-2007 01:17 PM

Good times last night. The yellow bomb made it all the way home.

Highlights of the evening.

Wade coming out of lazer tag bleeding from a pistol whipping

Bigandy using the dark lazer tag room as an opportunity to hit on hispanic high school girls

Maryandy rolled a strike

Megan Stultz rolled a strike

Kim rolled a strike

Kaseywick rolled a strike

Joew did not roll a strike

Spk1 and I learned that there is a "good kind" of "whorebag"

spk1 12-16-2007 03:13 PM

:drool::drool::drool::eureka::musik010:

spk1 12-16-2007 03:14 PM

LOL,, no no, I said you were the good kind of whore bag. :evilb:

spk1 12-16-2007 03:15 PM

How is wade doing after the pistol whipping? I should have warned the team that joe had a swig of jonnie walker just before he walked into main event. :angry-smiley-038:

spk1 12-16-2007 03:18 PM

Whats everybody doing today/tonight?

wstultz 12-16-2007 03:56 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2373915)
How is wade doing after the pistol whipping? I should have warned the team that joe had a swig of jonnie walker just before he walked into main event. :angry-smiley-038:

Doin fine. No plastic piece of $hit pistol can hurt this hard head.

spk1 12-16-2007 05:29 PM

Anyword on tom and his boat sale?

jeff1000man 12-16-2007 06:54 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2374011)
Anyword on tom and his boat sale?


Let him tell you.

spk1 12-16-2007 07:15 PM

I heard a rumor,, it may be gone gone goneeee :evilb:

bigandy 12-16-2007 07:37 PM

i heard someone rippin it up from april sound to bentwater island, sounded like they made a couple of laps, i am guessing it was rusty trombone!?!?

word on the street is lefty finally took his boat out of the water??

Trojan-man 12-16-2007 07:53 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2373917)
Whats everybody doing today/tonight?

we piddled with the banana alittle, more bsing than anything. we looked at the guts of my engine, "they" said it looks pretty new. We burned scrap wood and andy's junk in the burn pile too :evilb:

Trojan-man 12-16-2007 07:54 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2373945)
Doin fine. No plastic piece of $hit pistol can hurt this hard head.

Yeah I actually feel sorry for the gun ... :(

bigandy 12-17-2007 08:26 AM

A guy had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" woman, Sally, he met at a bar. She looked pretty darn HOT for 46. She was drinking quite a bit, and while they were chatting, she came right out and asked him if he'd ever had a "Sportsman's Double" - a mother and daughter threesome.

He said no, but she might be able to talk him into it. So she slams back one last drink, pulls up her socks, wipes her mouth, and looking directly into his eyes, she tells him, "Tonight's your lucky night."

So they go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light as they enter, and she shouts upstairs, "Mom! You still awake?"

tomtbone1993 12-17-2007 11:09 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2374467)
So I had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" woman, Sally, he met at a bar. She looked pretty darn HOT for 46. She was drinking quite a bit, and while they were chatting, she came right out and asked him if he'd ever had a "Sportsman's Double" - a mother and daughter threesome.

He said no, but she might be able to talk him into it. So she slams back one last drink, pulls up her socks, wipes her mouth, and looking directly into his eyes, she tells him, "Tonight's your lucky night."

So they go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light as they enter, and she shouts upstairs, "Mom! You still awake?"

wow:eek::eek:

tomtbone1993 12-17-2007 11:15 AM

Wstultz & Bigandy's wetdream.....http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=175601

wstultz 12-17-2007 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2374658)

That is frickin awesome!!!!!!:D

On Time 12-17-2007 02:30 PM

Where's all the ball bustin' ??? I need a good laugh today.

BY U BOY 12-17-2007 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2374149)
we piddled with banana in my can alittle, more man love more than anything. we looked at my guts tru my corn hole, "they" said it looks pretty new. :evilb:

:evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 12-17-2007 03:09 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2374149)
we piddled with the banana alittle, more bsing than anything. we looked at the guts of my engine, "they" said it looks pretty new. We burned scrap wood and andy's junk in the burn pile too :evilb:

No, what "they" said was that it would "probably Run". What "they" also said was that it looked "small and weak" like it's owner and that it needed a blower or NOS bottle since it already had a scoop. I guess it will be like Lefty and have scoops and no blowers. :evilb:

spk1 12-17-2007 04:14 PM

Lets find a muddy field and go muddin! :evilb: :evilb:

BY U BOY 12-17-2007 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2374968)
Lets find a muddy field and go muddin! :evilb: :evilb:

I t6ried to talk my buddy into that yesterday. He just bought a new H2. He said he will never take it in the mud.:(

tomtbone1993 12-17-2007 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2374982)
I t6ried to talk my buddy into that yesterday. He just bought a new H2. He said he will never take it in the mud.:(

I would not take a crappy H2 in the mud either......

A hummer is just a hummer...a Land Rover goes all the way

joew. 12-17-2007 04:50 PM

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...ngthInFeet%7C1

cheap project

spk1 12-17-2007 04:51 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2374988)
I would not take a crappy H2 in the mud either......

A hummer is just a hummer...with a Land Rover you get a free hummer, the whole time you rover is in the shop being repaired!


Wow I never looked at it like that/ :cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY 12-17-2007 04:55 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2374988)
I would not take a crappy H2 in the mud either......

A hummer is just a hummer...a Land Rover goes all the way

He got screwedon the price too..
Paid 47k with 15k miles on it after a trade in:eek:

spk1 12-17-2007 04:57 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2375019)
He got screwedon the price too..
Paid 47k with 15k miles on it after a trade in:eek:

I would like to see what a h2 does in the mud.


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