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Trojan-man 04-15-2007 09:48 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2094102)
What the hell is BOF? I heard your mom liked it rough? I ain't name anyone, but I'm glad Andy isn't here. :evilb: Go Ahead and send me pics of the lake......and I'LL send some to you of your girlfiend! :evilb:

taking pic of my girlfriend in the parking lot is not cool, and tell andy to quit forwarding those to you :D

Trojan-man 04-15-2007 09:53 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2094109)
It's gotta be super easy.......look at the ding-dongs doin it now.......Andywick, Chadwick, wadewick, timmywick, there's gotta be room enough for joewick and georgewick ! :D

Grow a sack and do it, I double dog dare ya :cool:

that way I can kill my competition and then we can all get drunk at the same time :p

wstultz 04-15-2007 10:25 PM

I'm glad you and bigandy were able to pleasure each other at the biker convention.

wstultz 04-16-2007 09:38 AM

zing!


.....yes, I gave myself a zing.

tomtbone1993 04-16-2007 09:55 AM

damn boys I am tired...........Progress recap. All 3 engines are complete and operational. Will be ready for water test tomorrow. A few Thank yous go out to SPK1, Joew. Jeff10000man, and Wstultz for the help yesterday.

A few questions I have.....

Where could I find a woman with Redneck tattoted on her Stomach?

I heard Lefty use number 2 pick up line from Leftys top 10 pick lines Saturday night. Did it work?

txlefty 04-16-2007 10:02 AM

Tom take off on Wednesday so we can run 'em ! Let me know if your gonna work on her tonight, I'm free to help you out! :cool:

txlefty 04-16-2007 10:04 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2094975)
zing!


.....yes, I gave myself a zing.

Why not POW! or ZAP! or BANG ! or BLAM!.....Great Scott Batman! To the bat cave! :evilb:

jeff1000man 04-16-2007 10:31 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2094994)
damn boys I am tired...........Progress recap. All 3 engines are complete and operational. Will be ready for water test tomorrow. A few Thank yous go out to SPK1, Joew. Jeff10000man, and Wstultz for the help yesterday.

A few questions I have.....

Where could I find a woman with Redneck tattoted on her Stomach?



I heard Lefty use number 2 pick up line from Leftys top 10 pick lines Saturday night. Did it work?

I saw one run and 1 cough and the dead battery wouldn't let us crank the other one. I have faith that they will all start once the smooth operator can smell the lake water getting close.

wstultz 04-16-2007 10:46 AM

I'm curious....Does the girl with redneck tattooed under her belly button become more of a redneck when she gets fat?

BY U BOY 04-16-2007 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2093247)
ATTETION Wstultz, Mush Mouth, By U Girl, and myself. I expect a full progress report of what has been done to your flower pots by close of business tomorrow. Pictures must be included.


Thanks Tom
Senior CEO, CFO, COO, Captain, Smooth Operator

ok here is my progress report.:p I got one side of the hatch done and ready for paint the other side will get done tuesday when i get some more catalyst. I did not get much done yesterday except eat some steaks and drink some jack at the ranch:drink: . I hope to get the rest of my parts so i can get the carb put on and do some testing on wed.:woohoo:

joew. 04-16-2007 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2095039)
I saw one run and 1 cough and the dead battery wouldn't let us crank the other one. I have faith that they will all start once the DO OVER can smell the lake water getting close.

:evilb:

Trojan-man 04-16-2007 11:25 AM

eeewww :evilb:

jeff1000man 04-16-2007 11:27 AM

I thought we agreed to call it the MULLIGAN:evilb: :evilb:

joew. 04-16-2007 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2095092)
eeewww :evilb:

All that time at the marina and the boat never leaves the dock. That's a first. Sounds like you had a good time??????












Save a horse ride a cowboy:evilb:

tomtbone1993 04-16-2007 11:31 AM

my long hair covers up my redneck

Trojan-man 04-16-2007 11:39 AM

[QUOTE=joew.;2095100]All that time at the marina and the boat never leaves the dock. That's a first. Sounds like you had a good time??????


That is a first, you are correct sir :D :drink:

joew. 04-16-2007 11:40 AM

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2095110]

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2095100)
All that time at the marina and the boat never leaves the dock. That's a first. Sounds like you had a good time??????


That is a first, you are correct sir :D :drink:

YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW:evilb:

jeff1000man 04-16-2007 11:45 AM

Just picked up 2 brand new sets of Gils for 1800 total. Shipping out today.:D :rolleyes: :chimp:

joew. 04-16-2007 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2095114)
Just picked up 2 brand new sets of Gils for 1800 total. Shipping out today.:D :rolleyes: :chimp:

:cool:

txlefty 04-16-2007 11:52 AM

It's nice to see all you bums getting your rides ready.....hopefully we see tom and kevin on Wednesday! Come Jeff your slackin' get that thing ready!:p

jeff1000man 04-16-2007 11:54 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2095123)
It's nice to see all you bums getting your rides ready.....hopefully we see tom and kevin on Wednesday! Come Jeff your slackin' get that thing ready!:p


You are the only one that is on WEDNESDAY as far as we know.

Ouch...:evilb:

txlefty 04-16-2007 11:55 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2095125)
You are the only one that is on WEDNESDAY as far as we know.

Ouch...:evilb:

Yep.....don't be jealious! you'd be there too if you could! :evilb:

jeff1000man 04-16-2007 11:56 AM

Trannies in on friday. Fuel pupms and accessories here tomorrow or wednessday. Manifolds this week hopefully.

I need somene to help me swap trailers this evening. Any takers. Should be easier this time since I have a winch handle installed. I found a dyno guy in Houston so I am getting that scheduled.

Looks like this weekend will be a mad crunch to get things installed and rigged.

To much pressure.

tomtbone1993 04-16-2007 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2095039)
. I have faith that they will all start once the smooth operator can smell the lake water getting close.

she is ready..........:cool: For the Record I can only get off on Tuesdays if I want a day off at all:(

txlefty 04-16-2007 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2095132)
Trannies in on friday. Fuel pupms and accessories here tomorrow or wednessday. Manifolds this week hopefully.

I need somene to help me swap trailers this evening. Any takers. Should be easier this time since I have a winch handle installed. I found a dyno guy in Houston so I am getting that scheduled.

Looks like this weekend will be a mad crunch to get things installed and rigged.

To much pressure.

I can help you if you need it. So quit typing and get to wrenchin! :evilb:

txlefty 04-16-2007 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2095137)
she is ready..........:cool: For the Record I can only get off on Tuesdays if I want a day off at all:(

That sucks....do I need to call the prez and tell him it's a mandatory meeting on Wednesday! :confused:

tomtbone1993 04-16-2007 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2095130)
Yep.....don't be jealious! you'd be there too if you could! :evilb:

i sure wish i was a realestate guy so I can get all this time off..... TOMTBONE1993Wick

txlefty 04-16-2007 12:11 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2095142)
i sure wish i was a realestate guy so I can get all this time off..... TOMTBONE1993Wick

Come on we're hiring! Problem is your boss would be an AZZhole to work with! :evilb: Plus we'd never get anything done that wasn't boat related! :D

jeff1000man 04-16-2007 12:11 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2095139)
I can help you if you need it. So quit typing and get to wrenchin! :evilb:

Pay your dues so I can use the ramp

joew. 04-16-2007 12:13 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2095151)
Pay your dues so I can use the ramp

I payed mine:D

txlefty 04-16-2007 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2095151)
Pay your dues so I can use the ramp

closing today......paid by the end of the week ! Getting my list to-do's before tickfaw.

trick marine
mobile graphics
conroe upholstery
napa auto
inland marine

on and on....:(
Just sent in my Coast Guard doc forms...it's all good!

BY U BOY 04-16-2007 12:17 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2095157)
closing today......paid by the end of the week ! Getting my list to-do's before tickfaw.

trick marine
mobile graphics
conroe upholstery
napa auto
inland marine

on and on....:(
Just sent in my Coast Guard doc forms...it's all good!

one thing leads to another:(

tomtbone1993 04-16-2007 12:22 PM

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looks like my day off will be nice......:(

txlefty 04-16-2007 12:23 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2095151)
Pay your dues so I can use the ramp

Just buy a house in Walden so you can use your own DAMN CARD! Don't see what the big deal is.....you own houses in every other neighborhood except where you play golf and boat from???????:snide: :confused:

joew. 04-16-2007 12:27 PM

What is wrong with the ramp in your neighborhood? You should be able to use it with mods on the trailer, right??

joew. 04-16-2007 12:30 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2095166)
looks like my day off will be nice......:(

You have tonight:D :D

tomtbone1993 04-16-2007 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2095168)
Just buy a house in Walden so you can use your own DAMN CARD! Don't see what the big deal is.....you make payments on houses in every other neighborhood except where you play golf and boat from???????:snide: :confused:

:D :D

tomtbone1993 04-16-2007 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2095185)
You have tonight:D :D

not exactly what I had in mind for the maiden voyage:(

BY U BOY 04-16-2007 12:39 PM

Tom i like the signature.

My favorite line from that movie is I HAVE STAGE FIVE CLINGER

tomtbone1993 04-16-2007 12:39 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2095132)
Trannies in on friday. Penius pupms and accessories here tomorrow or wednessday. Manifolds this week hopefully.

I need somene to help me swap trailers this evening. Any takers. Should be easier this time since I have a winch handle installed. I found a dyno guy in Houston so I am getting that scheduled.

Looks like this weekend will be a mad crunch to get things installed and rigged.

To much pressure.

what kind of pumps:confused: :confused:


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